Unlimited Sword God System

Chapter 210 You Are Not Emptiness (Part [-])
"Ahem, just these few old green onions, can I still be picky? I've been pissed off."

"Stop fooling me, my son is not so easy to fool. Call out all the young and beautiful girls in your village, or return the 50 taels of silver to me, and I will go to other villages to find someone to carry the sedan chair."

Mr. Kongkong was already impatient, he took out a white handkerchief, covered his mouth and coughed uncontrollably.

It's not his fault, even Su Mo thinks the aunt on the stage is really hot-eyed, and being called a beauty by the village head is... "a bit far-fetched".

"Young master, it's not that the old man doesn't want to find some young people. It's because all the young people in the village have gone to work in the city, and the ones left behind are all older ones. You just want to see that it's not easy for us empty nesters. Come on, pick four and use them."

The village chief burst into tears and began to resort to bitter tactics.

"Although you are empty-nesters, using these people to carry sedan chairs is really insulting to my prestige as Mr. Kongkong. How about this, you return the 50 taels of silver to me, and I will go to other villages to see."

Mr. Kongkong frowned and looked at the aunt on the stage. Even if he wanted to be a good person and do good deeds, he really couldn't get past his own psychological barrier.

When the village chief heard that the deal was going to be yellow, he was immediately unhappy. Can a cooked duck make it fly?

He changed his face, and said slightly threateningly: "Hey, young master, I'm not going to lie to you, my little old man. Our "Guoshan Village" is only a hundred miles away. After leaving our village, you want to choose four more sedan chairs girl, that's impossible."

"This... you are cruel!"

Mr. Kongkong hesitated for a moment, and gritted his teeth resentfully.

"You! You! You! And you! Young master, I will earn my money for you, come and help me carry the sedan chair!"

He stretched out his hand and casually ordered the four aunts to come out.

"thank you boss!"

The four aunts were overjoyed immediately, this was a fat job, carrying the sedan chair for a few days, and the money they earned was enough to last half a year.

Because they were happy, their names for Mr. Kong Kong changed.

The four of them happily ran down from the stage and lifted up Mr. Kong Kong's bamboo sedan.

"The First Beauty Pageant in Kaoshan Village" came to a successful conclusion, and the villagers had nothing to watch, so they went back to their homes one by one.

After a while, Su Mo was the only one left in the square.

Su Mo stood there, looking with great interest at the white-clothed and white-faced Young Master Kong who couldn't stop coughing.

"This villager, why don't you leave?"

Young Master Kongkong noticed Su Mo, covered his mouth with a handkerchief, and asked while coughing.

"I have heard for a long time that Mr. Kong Kong's swordsmanship and appearance are the best in the world. Everywhere he goes, there are countless beauties vying to carry the sedan chair. But the beauty of these four beauties is really..."

Su Mo laughed.

"In the barren mountains, it would be nice to find these four old green onions... Wait a minute, you are not a villager, who are you?"

Young Master Kongkong was shocked, he had always claimed that the people who carried his sedan chair were all his fans, if it was spread that they were hired with money, then his reputation would be ruined.

"My name is Su Mo, and I'm an exorcist."

"You are actually an exorcist? Brother, it's good to have a discussion. Everything you saw today has never happened, can you forget about it? I will remember you as a favor! My son's favor is nothing. It is very valuable, and everyone in the world will give some face."

He was afraid of what would happen, but he was really in the same company, Mr. Kong Kong felt like he was beeping in his heart.

"Actually, I'm curious, why don't you take two steps by yourself?"

Su Mo asked with a smile.

He already had some guesses in his mind. Seeing Mr. Kongkong's non-stop coughing, although he was suspected of being handsome on purpose, it also showed that his health was indeed not good, and he was indeed very empty.

"Is it a kidney overdraft?"

An aunt carrying a sedan chair asked casually.

She has long endured Mr. Kong's behavior of spitting out "old green onions".

"Yes, you are not emptiness, but kidney deficiency."

The other aunt immediately made up the knife, fast, ruthless, and accurate, and the knife was fatal.

"Hahaha!"

The remaining two aunts don't have lines, but they are responsible for laughing, which is also very useful.

Su Mo also laughed. These four aunts were like two pairs of living treasures. They were so funny.

Young Master Kong Kong was furious immediately, fearing that his fame would be lost in his life, he hurriedly defended himself.

"Listen to me clearly, don't talk nonsense. Hey, can you read these two characters? It's kidney deficiency... no, no, it's emptiness! I'm a son of kidney deficiency... no, no, I'm not a master of emptiness , I have kidney deficiency."

Mr. Kongkong completely collapsed, slumped on the bamboo sedan chair angrily, patted the handle of the sedan chair, then looked at the four aunts with blurred but firm eyes, and continued to speak.

"Well, you, since I was a child... Let me tell you, my kidneys have been... no, no, I have been very empty since I was a child. As for the kidneys, I have taken good care of them!"

Su Mo: "..."

If he hadn't known that Master Kong Kong's sword skills were truly unparalleled, and that even though he was teasing, the sword energy on his body was still condensed and never dispersed, and his whole body was like a sharp sword, Su Mo would have thought that he was A comedian.

Mr. Kongkong finally realized that it was unnecessary for him to explain his kidney problem with the four aunts, and the description would become more and more black.

He turned his head, looked at Su Mo and said, "Brother, what are you thinking about? You must keep everything a secret for me, otherwise, I will kill people to silence you, hehehe... cough cough."

Mr. Kongkong deliberately smiled sinisterly, and became angry again after laughing, and began to cough non-stop.

"Oh? Want to kill me? Then you can try it and see if you have the ability."

Su Mo let go of the suppression of his own strength, a ray of sword energy escaped, soaring into the sky, breaking through the clouds in the night sky, revealing a full moon in the sky.

"What a strong sword spirit! I've never heard of such a strong sword-wielding exorcist other than me!"

"Brother, you are a good sword!"

Su Mo snorted coldly, and said, "The body of the last person who talked to me like this has already cooled down. If you want to die, I'll give you a cool song too."

Mr. Kong Kong: "Don't, everyone is a swordsman, I was joking with you just now, brother, don't mind."

Su Mo: "I've heard for a long time that Young Master Kong's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world. I'm lucky enough to meet him today and want to compete with him."

"Competition?"

Young Master Kong Kong frowned.

"You are not the first person who wants to compete with me. Since my reputation as the number one sword in the world, Mr. Kongkong, has spread all over the world, the people who come to me to compete are like crucian carp crossing the river. The endless stream."

"There's no need to compare, I'll give it to you as my number one."

"Being number one is really empty and lonely..."

Young Master Kong held up his chin and sat on the bamboo sedan chair, imitating loneliness.

(End of this chapter)