Unlimited Sword God System

Chapter 63 Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills (please collect!)
"Hey, these two guests are very sharp. Are they not local monsters? Don't worry, the shop has a business plaque issued by Mr. Montenegro. It is a formal store and will not be bullied by humans or ghosts. Even foreign monsters, we will never rip off customers. Guaranteed to make guests feel at home.”

A little demon who looked like a shop waiter came up to greet Su and Mo enthusiastically when he saw them coming in.

I saw that this little demon was slender, with a bunch of green seedlings on his head, maybe it was... an onion demon?
The onion demon does not reach the third rank, but it has already transformed. This is because the rules of the world of the underworld are different from those of the human world.

In the human world, only great monsters who have reached the third-rank Golden Core Realm can transform into human form.

But in the underworld, the threshold for transformation is much lower, but the monsters transformed are also strange.

Just like the shop waiter in front of me, as thin as a stick, with a green hat on his head.

And monsters in normal form in the world have to be more beautiful, and many of them are handsome men and beautiful women.

"Fine monster, stop playing tricks, and greet the guests to take their seats." An old voice came.

Su Mo followed the sound and looked, only to see an old woman with a pockmarked face sitting behind the counter, supervising the waiter to pick up customers.

The old woman with a pockmarked face was very sharp-eyed. Sitting on an ordinary wooden chair behind the counter, it seemed that she was sitting firmly in the military tent and pointing out the country.

"Come on, it's the villain's fault, please sit down, two guest officers. What would you like to order?"

Su Mo and Yan Chixia sat down and glanced at the surrounding environment. Apart from the two of them, there were only a few spirits in the store.

"Are there any signature dishes, such as mapo tofu, a few dishes are served. The wine is unnecessary, we bring it with us." Su Mo said.

The dishes cooked for demons in Heishan Demon City are actually no different from the human world. The ingredients are all natural, and the meat is also good poultry and beasts, so it’s okay to eat.

As for wine, he still has a few jugs of good wine in his Qiankun wallet, Maoshan fine wine, which is definitely much better than the wine in this small shop.

It was Yan Chixia's intention to go to the Black Mountain Demon Mansion to drink some wine. He was addicted to alcohol all his life, and he had to drink every time before killing demons, lest the action fail and he would never be able to drink again.

"Guest officer, if we bring our own drinks, we have to charge an opening fee for a low-grade spirit stone." The waiter in the shop said finely.

"No problem, let's get ready." Su Mo waved his hand and said.

"Come on, one serving of mapo tofu, one dish of husband and wife's lung slices, one pot of black mountain vinegar fish, one catty of privately-housed stewed beef, and one bowl of Feilong soup. The customers on the first floor are dine-in, and the kitchen is smooth."

The fine ghost sang an opera and shouted at the kitchen, and added several dishes on his own initiative.

Su Mo took out Maoshan's fine wine and poured a bowl for Yan Chixia, but he didn't drink it himself. He wanted to make sure that he stayed completely awake before meeting the old demon from Black Mountain.

"Da Xuanfeng, you said that Lord Ghost Emperor of the North sent you and me to this remote place, do you really want to recruit that black mountain? This place is so barren, why did Lord Ghost Emperor go to such trouble?" Su Mo asked.

He winked at Yan Chixia, took out a golden toad with its mouth open from his bosom, held it in his hand and began to play with it.

"Shut up, you little whirlwind, you have only been with Lord Ghost Emperor for a short time, and you really can't appreciate your good intentions. Now that the world is in chaos and the underworld is full of ghosts, the Black Mountain Demon can build a demon city here and gather a party of demons and ghosts." Everyone, this is also a good thing for the benefit of ghosts, and has contributed to the stability and unity of the underworld. The ghost emperor is merciful, and he should be granted a genuine official position in the underworld." Yan Chixia said.

After the two finished speaking, they stopped talking.

The bait has already been thrown out, and it is waiting for the fish to take the bait.

Sure enough, after the conversation between Su and Mo, the pockmarked old woman gave the waiter a wink, and the waiter quickly disappeared without a trace.

A moment later, a black shadow condensed by black mist appeared in the shop.

The black mist gradually solidified, revealing a man in black armor with a mask on his face.

The person who came has a decisive and decisive temperament. Although he is wearing a mask, he can also see that he has an extraordinary demeanor, and his demeanor reveals a domineering air.

But after seeing the two of Su Mo, this person lowered his posture slightly, and his voice was very gentle.

"Haha, the two are the demon generals under the command of Lord Ghost Emperor of the North? Why don't you come to my Heishan city when you condescend to come to my Heishan demon mansion and a small shop in the city? Wouldn't it be my Heishan's fault to neglect you two?"

It turns out that the man in the black armor mask is the old demon of Heishan, whose body is condensed by mist. This should be his incarnation.

"Don't dare to do it. The two of us have low cultivation bases. They are just monster soldiers under the command of the Ghost Emperor. We dare not call them monster generals. This time when we came to Heishan City, we wanted to take a rest first, so we went to the Heishan mansion to visit the city lord. Convey Lord Ghost Emperor's goodwill towards the city lord." Su Mo said without changing his expression.

After speaking, he also intentionally exposed the golden toad, so that the old Heishan demon could see the token of the Northern Ghost Emperor.

It was time to test his acting skills again. Su Mo silently replaced himself in the role of the northern ghost emperor and demon soldier. When he looked at the old black mountain demon, his eyes were flat, without the slightest fear, but with a faint feeling of condescension.

A seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's gate, not to mention a demon soldier under one of the five giants of the underworld.

The entire underworld belongs to the Wufang Ghost Emperor. Now he is equivalent to holding Shangfang's sword and patrolling the four directions on behalf of the emperor. How can he be weaker than a black mountain demon in terms of momentum!
It's such a great feeling to be in a role!No wonder there are so many people in this world who want to be an actor. This feeling is unexpected.

Su Mo couldn't show the slightest timidity at this time, otherwise it might arouse the suspicion of the Montenegro old demon.

As long as the aura is not weak and the Northern Ghost Emperor's token is in hand, there's no way he won't believe it!

Su Mo believed that the waiter at the inn must have told the black mountain old demon verbatim about the conversation between him and Yan Chixia.

As for the Montenegro old demon, at this moment, I am afraid that he is as happy as if he had eaten a candied fruit.

Although the Montenegrin old demon ruled on one side, but to put it bluntly, he is nothing more than a bandit leader who occupies the mountain as king.

Throughout the ages, which wave of bandits who occupy mountains and become kings don't want to be incorporated by the court, but can have a serious official position on the stage?

Not to mention the old demon from Montenegro, even the eldest brother Song Datou in the living book, a hundred and eight strong men under his command, didn't lower the flag on the top of Shuibo City, and the word "recruitment" floated in the wind?
If he followed the Northern Ghost Emperor and got a Ghost Emperor's order, then his status in the underworld would definitely increase in the future, and with the status recognized by the government, he would no longer have to live in fear.

After all, as a separatist force, he can still live happily in the current chaos in the underworld.

But be prepared for danger in times of peace, if one day the underworld is peaceful, the order is stable, and all the ghosts live and work in peace, will his black mountain demon city be wiped out by the government every minute?

In fact, he has always wanted to establish a relationship with the government, but the way is not wild enough. He can't talk to the ten emperors of the underworld, such as King Yama and King Chujiang.

It's good now, the Northern Ghost Emperor directly sent someone to recruit, let alone two demon soldiers, even if they were two handymen sweeping the floor of the Ghost Emperor's Mansion, they were still uncles, and they had to eat and drink to serve them comfortably .

"Two envoys, this is not a place to talk, please follow me into the Heishan Demon Mansion." Said the old Heishan demon.

Su Mo said lightly: "No hurry, I just ordered a few dishes, and the store hasn't served them yet."

The old Heishan demon laughed loudly and said, "Your envoy is very funny. When you arrive in my Heishan demon city, how can you let the envoy eat these crude wines and dishes. Please come with me into the mansion. There are delicacies from all over the underworld in the mansion, as well as delicious wines and delicacies. If the envoy If you want, there is also a stunning singer in the house, who can accompany the envoy to talk about poetry and elegance, and enjoy the wind and moon."

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