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Chapter 844 1 Accidentally Disassembled
Chapter 844 Accidentally Disassembled
"I don't believe it! You are talking nonsense! Just now my boyfriend said you are ugly!" After speaking, she pointed to her boyfriend, "Do you think so?"
The acne guy looked embarrassed. You could tell who was ugly and who was beautiful. He just wanted to make his girlfriend happy!
What should he say now?
After finishing talking, offend both ends!
Besides, the other party is such a beautiful woman, it would be nice if we could also make friends with her...
Thinking to himself, he never spoke!
At this moment, Xiaoyu suddenly approached him, she smiled like a flower, and said softly, "Little brother, you are talking about which of us is ugly!"
After speaking, Xiaoyu gave him a wink!
Xiaoyu originally had a perfect appearance, and today she was wearing a red dress, making her look even more enchanting, and then she cast a winking eye over her, which was as silky as silk, which made people tremble all over, and made people tremble in their hearts. Shen, the crisp and numb feeling came up!
Who can resist this kind of quality, who can refuse her, the man nodded subconsciously, and his saliva seemed to flow down.
"Of course you are beautiful, you are so beautiful, just like a fairy!"
Hearing what he said, Xiaoyu was very satisfied, and turned his head to look at Lin Tian with complacency!
That look seemed to say, "Master, I don't have any charms this time, this is my own charm!"
Lin Tian laughed for a while, but didn't say a word!
The woman saw her boyfriend looking at him as if she lost her soul, her saliva was about to flow down, she was furious!
This bastard dared to embarrass her in front of the public, he is finished!
Without mercy, he slapped him with a slap!
Clap!
It hit him on the face, and immediately a five-finger mark came out!
The man was even more confused, who am I?
where am I?
Why are you hitting me?
He looked at his girlfriend fiercely, "What are you doing?"
The woman put her hands on her hips, looking like a shrew, "What am I doing, why do I want to ask you? Since you like her so much, why don't you go with him?"
Only then did the man realize that his girlfriend must be jealous, and he just wanted to comfort her!
Suddenly Xiaoyu said, "Handsome guy, this is the wife you are looking for, you have too bad eyesight, you don't even give you any face in public, it's so pitiful, your dignity has been trampled on! "
After finishing speaking, I sighed in disappointment!
This sentence pierced into the man's heart like a knife, making him extremely uncomfortable!
Looking at the people around him, they were also talking about him.
Words such as jerk, trash, etc. kept getting into his ears!
In fact, he has heard these words not once or twice, he and his girlfriend are indeed not in the same family, his girlfriend is a wealthy upstart, and their family is just an ordinary farmer, so of course being with her is a high climb Now, I also obey her orders, for fear that if I offend her, I won't be able to climb up to this rich woman!
But today, when he was mentioned by this beautiful woman, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and a cloud of anger slowly gathered in his heart, yes, his self-esteem was about to be trampled away!
Suddenly the man said angrily, "I'm right, why did you hit me? I'm not a dog you raised, and I didn't dislike you even when you talked about what you look like. Do you have to go further?"
The woman was stunned when she heard her boyfriend's words. Is this the boyfriend who obeyed her?
Why did it explode suddenly?
"You, how dare you talk to me like that? Believe it or not, I broke up with you?"
The man smiled wryly, "Okay, break up, break up!"
"you……"
The woman was so angry that she stretched out her hand and wanted to slap him again!
But the man stretched out his hand to stop her, "Haven't you slapped enough just now?"
After finishing speaking, he threw her out violently, the woman fell on his ground, her tender little hands were scratched and bloodshot, she said in horror, "How dare you hit me!"
"When did I hit you, I just pushed you away!"
"You just hit me, I'm bleeding, I'm not finished with you!" The woman turned around and ran out, the man was a little worried, and followed him out!
After the two of them left, those who watched the show also left!
The little fish who was finally victorious clapped his hands and turned back to the shop, "Master, how am I doing?"
The corner of Lin Tian's mouth twitched, "It's not good, you broke up the couple?"
But Xiaoyu said, "The two of them are not true love. Look at that woman, she doesn't give that man any dignity, she doesn't love him at all!"
"I said you are not a stupid cat, how do you know something about this kind of thing?" Lin Tian asked with narrowed eyes!
"I learned it all from watching TV!"
"Then watch less TV in the future!"
While speaking, Lin Tian came to the counter again and took out a newest iPhone!
Tried it out and thought it was good, so I bought it!
They then left the store.
In the car, Xiaoyu was sitting on the co-pilot, fiddling with her new mobile phone non-stop. After Lin Tian taught her once, she learned very quickly, and now she can play Match [-], even better than Lin Tian!
Lin Tian was extremely dissatisfied with this!
He himself has never had such a high record, Xiao Yu, a stupid cat, can play so quickly!
"Okay, stop playing!" Lin Tian was dissatisfied and grabbed her mobile phone!
Xiaoyu curled her lips, "Master, you are just jealous of me, your score in the game is not as high as mine, isn't it?"
Lin Tian glanced over coldly, "How is it possible? I'm not as tall as you?"
Xiao Yu pouted, "It's just not as tall as mine, I secretly saw it yesterday!"
Lin Tian couldn't hold back, and slapped Xiaoyu on the forehead, "Get lost! Next time you dare to peek at my phone, I'll throw you out!"
Xiaoyu immediately begged for mercy, "Okay, I get it, I won't watch it next time! But master, I found that you really seem to..."
As Xiaoyu spoke, he drew the end of the voice and left half a sentence without saying anything, which made Lin Tian feel impatient, "What exactly do you want to say?"
"You asked me to say this. I think Master is like a three-year-old child!"
Lin Tian slammed on the brakes and squinted his eyes to look at Xiaoyu. This stupid cat is in a terrible situation now, and even dares to tease its owner!
"I'll give you another chance, let's say it again!" After speaking, he pinched his fingers to show that he was very angry!
The frightened Xiaoyu shrank his neck, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, but the corners of his mouth were raised in a smile, showing no fear at all, "I was wrong, Master, actually you are not a three-year-old child, I am!"
(End of this chapter)
"I don't believe it! You are talking nonsense! Just now my boyfriend said you are ugly!" After speaking, she pointed to her boyfriend, "Do you think so?"
The acne guy looked embarrassed. You could tell who was ugly and who was beautiful. He just wanted to make his girlfriend happy!
What should he say now?
After finishing talking, offend both ends!
Besides, the other party is such a beautiful woman, it would be nice if we could also make friends with her...
Thinking to himself, he never spoke!
At this moment, Xiaoyu suddenly approached him, she smiled like a flower, and said softly, "Little brother, you are talking about which of us is ugly!"
After speaking, Xiaoyu gave him a wink!
Xiaoyu originally had a perfect appearance, and today she was wearing a red dress, making her look even more enchanting, and then she cast a winking eye over her, which was as silky as silk, which made people tremble all over, and made people tremble in their hearts. Shen, the crisp and numb feeling came up!
Who can resist this kind of quality, who can refuse her, the man nodded subconsciously, and his saliva seemed to flow down.
"Of course you are beautiful, you are so beautiful, just like a fairy!"
Hearing what he said, Xiaoyu was very satisfied, and turned his head to look at Lin Tian with complacency!
That look seemed to say, "Master, I don't have any charms this time, this is my own charm!"
Lin Tian laughed for a while, but didn't say a word!
The woman saw her boyfriend looking at him as if she lost her soul, her saliva was about to flow down, she was furious!
This bastard dared to embarrass her in front of the public, he is finished!
Without mercy, he slapped him with a slap!
Clap!
It hit him on the face, and immediately a five-finger mark came out!
The man was even more confused, who am I?
where am I?
Why are you hitting me?
He looked at his girlfriend fiercely, "What are you doing?"
The woman put her hands on her hips, looking like a shrew, "What am I doing, why do I want to ask you? Since you like her so much, why don't you go with him?"
Only then did the man realize that his girlfriend must be jealous, and he just wanted to comfort her!
Suddenly Xiaoyu said, "Handsome guy, this is the wife you are looking for, you have too bad eyesight, you don't even give you any face in public, it's so pitiful, your dignity has been trampled on! "
After finishing speaking, I sighed in disappointment!
This sentence pierced into the man's heart like a knife, making him extremely uncomfortable!
Looking at the people around him, they were also talking about him.
Words such as jerk, trash, etc. kept getting into his ears!
In fact, he has heard these words not once or twice, he and his girlfriend are indeed not in the same family, his girlfriend is a wealthy upstart, and their family is just an ordinary farmer, so of course being with her is a high climb Now, I also obey her orders, for fear that if I offend her, I won't be able to climb up to this rich woman!
But today, when he was mentioned by this beautiful woman, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and a cloud of anger slowly gathered in his heart, yes, his self-esteem was about to be trampled away!
Suddenly the man said angrily, "I'm right, why did you hit me? I'm not a dog you raised, and I didn't dislike you even when you talked about what you look like. Do you have to go further?"
The woman was stunned when she heard her boyfriend's words. Is this the boyfriend who obeyed her?
Why did it explode suddenly?
"You, how dare you talk to me like that? Believe it or not, I broke up with you?"
The man smiled wryly, "Okay, break up, break up!"
"you……"
The woman was so angry that she stretched out her hand and wanted to slap him again!
But the man stretched out his hand to stop her, "Haven't you slapped enough just now?"
After finishing speaking, he threw her out violently, the woman fell on his ground, her tender little hands were scratched and bloodshot, she said in horror, "How dare you hit me!"
"When did I hit you, I just pushed you away!"
"You just hit me, I'm bleeding, I'm not finished with you!" The woman turned around and ran out, the man was a little worried, and followed him out!
After the two of them left, those who watched the show also left!
The little fish who was finally victorious clapped his hands and turned back to the shop, "Master, how am I doing?"
The corner of Lin Tian's mouth twitched, "It's not good, you broke up the couple?"
But Xiaoyu said, "The two of them are not true love. Look at that woman, she doesn't give that man any dignity, she doesn't love him at all!"
"I said you are not a stupid cat, how do you know something about this kind of thing?" Lin Tian asked with narrowed eyes!
"I learned it all from watching TV!"
"Then watch less TV in the future!"
While speaking, Lin Tian came to the counter again and took out a newest iPhone!
Tried it out and thought it was good, so I bought it!
They then left the store.
In the car, Xiaoyu was sitting on the co-pilot, fiddling with her new mobile phone non-stop. After Lin Tian taught her once, she learned very quickly, and now she can play Match [-], even better than Lin Tian!
Lin Tian was extremely dissatisfied with this!
He himself has never had such a high record, Xiao Yu, a stupid cat, can play so quickly!
"Okay, stop playing!" Lin Tian was dissatisfied and grabbed her mobile phone!
Xiaoyu curled her lips, "Master, you are just jealous of me, your score in the game is not as high as mine, isn't it?"
Lin Tian glanced over coldly, "How is it possible? I'm not as tall as you?"
Xiao Yu pouted, "It's just not as tall as mine, I secretly saw it yesterday!"
Lin Tian couldn't hold back, and slapped Xiaoyu on the forehead, "Get lost! Next time you dare to peek at my phone, I'll throw you out!"
Xiaoyu immediately begged for mercy, "Okay, I get it, I won't watch it next time! But master, I found that you really seem to..."
As Xiaoyu spoke, he drew the end of the voice and left half a sentence without saying anything, which made Lin Tian feel impatient, "What exactly do you want to say?"
"You asked me to say this. I think Master is like a three-year-old child!"
Lin Tian slammed on the brakes and squinted his eyes to look at Xiaoyu. This stupid cat is in a terrible situation now, and even dares to tease its owner!
"I'll give you another chance, let's say it again!" After speaking, he pinched his fingers to show that he was very angry!
The frightened Xiaoyu shrank his neck, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, but the corners of his mouth were raised in a smile, showing no fear at all, "I was wrong, Master, actually you are not a three-year-old child, I am!"
(End of this chapter)
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