I'm picking up waste in fairyland

Chapter 7 The Secret of the Immortal World

"What should I do now? Those people are likely to be waiting for me outside. If I'm suddenly sucked out, I'm probably useless."

The Sui Pavilion is like an ant on a hot pot. After all, the time to leave the painting is completely random and uncontrollable.

Qiuluan sat cross-legged, with a calm expression on his face, it seemed that he didn't take his affairs to heart at all.

But it's normal to say that the status of mortals in the hearts of immortals is similar to that of low-level wild animals, and small fights between mortals are nothing to them.

Sui Guan rolled his eyes for a while and said.

"Autumn Lady, I have a request, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Qiuluan glanced at him and said lightly.

"If you don't know, then don't tell."

???

That's not how the script was written, okay?
Old Sui Guan blushed and said cheekily.

"Could you teach me a few moves to cultivate immortals? It doesn't matter how powerful you are, as long as you can beat ordinary people, so that I can protect myself even if I am sent out."

Qiuluan nodded calmly.

"This is no problem. Here, the cheat books are all here. There are exercises, immortal skills, and heretical techniques. You can choose for yourself."

After all, stacks of ancient books appeared at the foot of the Sui Pavilion, just like an old bookstall.

"Ahem, let me ask, how long will it take to practice the most rapid ones, and is there any one who finishes training today and goes to work tomorrow?"

Qiuluan rolled his eyes at him, and said unhappily.

"With your qualifications, it would take at least a year to get started with any book here. What kind of genius do you think you are?"

Sui Guan immediately became anxious, a year?Even if the transmission mechanism of this painting gives him face, it is impossible for him to stay here for a year.

He co-authored without learning anything, so he had to go out, and then he was beaten up by the group of people Zhou Zhiyang found.
Seeing Sui Guan's depressed face, Qiu Luan seemed to have guessed what he was thinking.

"Well, I thought about it when you left before. It may be the mechanism of the painting you mentioned that brought you back and forth. I can wrap you up with celestial power so that the transmission mechanism can't find it. Once you get your breath, you can stay here forever."

Sui Guan was overjoyed at first, but then said with a bitter face.

"But if I stay here for a year, my shop in Mortal Realm will be ruined by those people!"

Qiuluan said lightly.

"A year in the Dual Immortal Realm is a day in the Mortal Realm. Even if you stay here for a year, only one day in the Mortal Realm has passed."

Hearing this, Sui Guan's eyeballs almost flew out, but then he said in doubt.

"That's not right, how did I hear that it's one day in the sky and one year on the ground? It seems to be reversed."

Qiuluan pondered for a while before speaking.

"Actually, there were only two realms in the world before, that is, the ordinary realm and the heavenly court. The two-dimensional fairyland and the three-yuan fairyland are two worlds that suddenly appeared."

"If it is divided by level, the heavenly court is the first-level world, and the mortal world is the second-level world. Although I once said that only the mortal world can ascend to the dual-element fairyland, on the contrary, the dual-element and three-element immortal realms are just It's just a third-tier world."

"A day in the heaven is indeed a year in the mortal world, but here is even lower than the mortal world, so a year here is just a day in the mortal world."

Hearing these things, Sui Guan was completely at a loss, and Qiuluan ignored him and just kept on talking to himself.

"I have also been troubled by this question. Why did my generation of immortal cultivators practice hard and go through all kinds of difficulties and dangers before they were able to soar up, but instead of ascending, they descended to the lower world?"

"It was only later that I figured it out. From my point of view, the two-element and three-element fairylands are full of resources for cultivating immortals. The slow time is also suitable for cultivating immortals and proving the Tao, but this place is more like a prison for detaining cultivators seeking Taoism. !"

Sui Guan also understood a little bit.

"In this way, could it be that Heavenly Court thinks that too many immortals will destroy the ecological environment and reduce the per capita happiness, so they created these two places to delay your arrival in Heavenly Court?"

Qiuluan took a deep look at him and nodded slowly.

"Although there are a few words I don't understand, it should be like this. Well, since you can't go out for the time being, just concentrate on practicing here. I've already covered up your aura. Although the resources here are all low-level Yes, but it’s enough for you as a mortal just getting started.”

After finishing speaking, Qiuluan's toes lightly tapped the ground, and she flew lightly towards the hill, her long robe dancing with the wind, full of fairy air.

But Sui Guan was a little dumbfounded on the spot.

"Hey, hey, why are you leaving! You stayed and taught me how to practice."

Qiuluan's cold voice came from afar.

"The exercises I practice are exclusively for female cultivators. There is nothing to guide you. I have left all the secret books for you. You can do it yourself. Just call me on the mountain when you want to leave."

The time in the Two Yuan Immortal Realm was slow, and Sui Guan was able to calm down and slowly select the secret books of the exercises. Although there is no food here, it is a natural talent to drink two mouthfuls of fine nectar and jade liquid when thirsty, and grab a handful of grass on the ground when hungry. Bao, he is not worried about being starved to death.

Qiuluan left a lot of secret books, among them, internal strength is the method for people to practice, refining immortal energy into oneself and turning it into one's own use, immortal skill is the method of using immortal energy to attack, and there are also a lot of heretical things It was an eye-opener for the Sui Pavilion.

"Five Elements and Bagua Calculation of Marriage", "Elementary Teaching of Female Red", "The Classic of Tea", "Three Hundred Ways of Food", "Communication with Spiritual Beasts", "The Collection of Flower Arrangements".
It is quite suitable for a woman with Qiu Luan's temperament, but it is inevitably a bit useless for Sui Guan.

In the end, after much deliberation, he chose an internal energy book called "He Qi Tian Jing", which is the most upright and peaceful. Although it is not the best internal energy, it is the most suitable for a newcomer like Sui Guan.

For the immortal skill, I chose the "Diamond Finger". According to the secret book, this method can gather the immortal power at the fingertips and penetrate into the junction of the enemy's meridians, destroying the circulation of the enemy's body energy. It is somewhat similar to the legendary acupuncture point .

It's just that this Vajra Finger is more domineering. There is only a method of tapping acupoints, and there is no way to untie the acupoints. After being tapped, one can only wait in pain for one's own energy to recover slowly.
As for heresy, the Sui Pavilion chose a book called "Immortal Cultivation Magic Treasure Appraisal", which can roughly identify the pros and cons of cultivation resources through detailed characteristics. It is divided into fairy soldiers scroll, magic treasure scroll, medicine pill scroll, and heaven, material and earth treasure scroll. , Sui Guan was dumbfounded after just a cursory glance. Some of the things described above were found in ancient Chinese legends. He was educated in materialism since he was a child, and he always thought that myths and legends were the imagination of the ancients. He only learned about them today. Really exists.

After all, Sui Guan made up his mind to become a purchasing agent in the mortal world in the future, and eyesight is essential when exchanging treasures from the fairy world.

(End of this chapter)