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Chapter 160 Easier said than done
Chapter 160 Easier said than done
"deliver!"
[Please move the host to no-man's land and get ready. 】
Guo Qishuai came to a place where no one was around, and said, "The function of plane transfer can be activated."
[Please host, get ready, ten, nine, eight, seven...]
With a flash of white light, Guo Qishuai disappeared into that world.
It's been a long time since I delivered, and Guo Qishuai is very happy this time.
The night was heavy, and the dew wet Guo Qishuai's clothes.
It was the darkest time before dawn, Guo Qishuai couldn't see too far, so he could only walk slowly in the wild grass.
There are insects in the grass.
The cry was particularly bleak.
"Ow!"
This is the cry of a tiger.
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Guo Qishuai shivered. Although he is very good at martial arts now, he was still very scared when he heard such a voice in such a dark night.
The tiger quickly came to Guo Qishui's side. It opened its big mouth and rushed towards Guo Qishui.
The tiger's teeth are as sharp as knives, and its claws are also very sharp, like daggers.
Ten men were no match for such a fierce tiger, but Guo Qishuai slapped the tiger to death with just one palm.
That palm was sharp, he used internal force to shatter the tiger's brain.
After the tiger fell to the ground on its back, it was on all fours, bleeding from its seven orifices.
There was another tiger behind that tiger. Its mouth just opened and then closed, and then turned around and left.
Guo Qishui thought about it. When he first arrived at the foot of Wuzhishan, he was frightened by a tiger and almost fainted. It was Sun Wukong who saved his life with the golden cudgel. The second time he came to Wuzhishan, he was attacked by a wolf and almost lost his life. Saved by Sun Wukong.
Thinking about himself at that time, Guo Qishuai felt that he was too weak, but now he can kill a tiger with one palm.
Guo Qishuai gets excited just thinking about it.
After walking for half an hour, Guo Qishui finally walked out of the grass. When he came out, it was already dawn, and the white fish belly appeared in the east.
Wuzhishan is like a huge hand placed on the ground, with five fingers facing the sky, which is very spectacular.
"It's Wuzhishan again, it seems that Monkey King wants to drink again."
Guo Qishuai performed lightness kung fu and bypassed Wuzhi Mountain.
When he came to the front of Wuzhi Mountain, he heard two people talking there.
"Hey, I said the rampant general, and the monkey is pressing down at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. What do you think should be done?"
"Scissorhands, what should you say? This monkey is not easy to mess with. It may not be easy to kill him."
"Of course I know it's not easy. When he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he didn't know how many heavenly soldiers and generals he killed."
"So, we can't be reckless this time and give him this."
"what is this?"
"peach."
"Peach? We are here to kill him, you give him peaches?"
"There are even more delicious peaches. You and I will become an elderly couple and pretend to pass by Wuzhi Mountain. The monkey will definitely call us, and then..."
"Okay, when the time comes, we'll give him peaches."
The rampaging general and the scissorhands turned into an elderly couple, supporting each other and walking to the front of Monkey King.
Guo Qishui followed them closely, went around behind them, and hid behind a big rock.
"Old man, old man, please slow down, I can't walk anymore."
"Hey, old woman, look at your body. When you were young, I advised you to exercise more, but you just didn't move. Now you're all right. When you're old, you don't even have the strength to walk."
"Old man, don't talk about me, don't you think you can't do it? When you were young, you could climb a mountain of hundreds of meters in one breath, but now? Now you can't even climb a mountain of tens of meters .”
"Yes, old woman, time is not forgiving! I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, both of us would be old. It's like I had a dream. Yesterday I was married to you, and today I am old."
"Old man, stop talking, let me tell you something serious."
"You said."
"Do you think I should die first or you should die first?"
"Then you must die first?" The old man said with a smile, not polite at all.
"What? You let me die first? Why don't you die?" The old woman got angry and grabbed the old man's ears with her hands.
The old man sucked his lips and yelled out in pain, and said: "Easy, easy, old woman, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation."
"I won't listen to your explanation, I will tear your ears off."
"If you pull my ears off, you will be disobedient in the future."
"Do you dare? If you are disobedient, I will cut off your tongue." The old woman let go of the old man's ear.
"Old woman, I think so. You said that we are both at this age, and the children don't care about us. It's okay now. I can cook for you what you want to eat. You don't understand. I can still support you. If you are sick, I can still hire a doctor to take care of you. You say, what should you do if I leave? I will not die with peace! I am worried about you!"
What the old man said made the old woman shed tears, and both of them wiped away their tears together.
Guo Qishuai was almost moved by their words, but it was a pity that they were two goblins.
"Old man, I'm really touched that you think so, but you can leave at ease, don't worry about me, the old Liu next door will take care of me."
"If you say that, I will die behind you in everything I say."
"Okay, okay, old man, no more joking. I'm thirsty. Take out the peach and give me one to eat."
"Hey!"
"Oh, this peach is really big and sweet. I feel my whole body is full of strength after eating a peach."
"Hey, I said, two old kids, you two are eating there and not giving me a piece of food. It's so rude. You are disrespecting me. Hey hey hey..."
The old man bent down, took the old woman's hand, and walked to the side of Sun Wukong. The old man said, "Hey, you monkey talk is too rude, right? My old man is eighty-three this year, and my old woman is also eighty-year-old." , You said we are old children, are we still children?"
"Of course they are children. You two may be very old in front of others, but in front of me, Monkey King, you are two children."
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? You say you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
"Of course my grandson is the Monkey King."
"Who is Monkey King? I said Monkey, are you comfortable here?"
"You were pressed here to try?"
"Pressed here? Are you kidding? You are a small cave here, you can come out."
"My old grandson is weighed down by a mountain, weighing several million kilograms. My old grandson has been pressed down by the Tathagata for more than 300 years. It has been more than 300 years. How easy is it to get out?"
(End of this chapter)
"deliver!"
[Please move the host to no-man's land and get ready. 】
Guo Qishuai came to a place where no one was around, and said, "The function of plane transfer can be activated."
[Please host, get ready, ten, nine, eight, seven...]
With a flash of white light, Guo Qishuai disappeared into that world.
It's been a long time since I delivered, and Guo Qishuai is very happy this time.
The night was heavy, and the dew wet Guo Qishuai's clothes.
It was the darkest time before dawn, Guo Qishuai couldn't see too far, so he could only walk slowly in the wild grass.
There are insects in the grass.
The cry was particularly bleak.
"Ow!"
This is the cry of a tiger.
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Guo Qishuai shivered. Although he is very good at martial arts now, he was still very scared when he heard such a voice in such a dark night.
The tiger quickly came to Guo Qishui's side. It opened its big mouth and rushed towards Guo Qishui.
The tiger's teeth are as sharp as knives, and its claws are also very sharp, like daggers.
Ten men were no match for such a fierce tiger, but Guo Qishuai slapped the tiger to death with just one palm.
That palm was sharp, he used internal force to shatter the tiger's brain.
After the tiger fell to the ground on its back, it was on all fours, bleeding from its seven orifices.
There was another tiger behind that tiger. Its mouth just opened and then closed, and then turned around and left.
Guo Qishui thought about it. When he first arrived at the foot of Wuzhishan, he was frightened by a tiger and almost fainted. It was Sun Wukong who saved his life with the golden cudgel. The second time he came to Wuzhishan, he was attacked by a wolf and almost lost his life. Saved by Sun Wukong.
Thinking about himself at that time, Guo Qishuai felt that he was too weak, but now he can kill a tiger with one palm.
Guo Qishuai gets excited just thinking about it.
After walking for half an hour, Guo Qishui finally walked out of the grass. When he came out, it was already dawn, and the white fish belly appeared in the east.
Wuzhishan is like a huge hand placed on the ground, with five fingers facing the sky, which is very spectacular.
"It's Wuzhishan again, it seems that Monkey King wants to drink again."
Guo Qishuai performed lightness kung fu and bypassed Wuzhi Mountain.
When he came to the front of Wuzhi Mountain, he heard two people talking there.
"Hey, I said the rampant general, and the monkey is pressing down at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. What do you think should be done?"
"Scissorhands, what should you say? This monkey is not easy to mess with. It may not be easy to kill him."
"Of course I know it's not easy. When he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he didn't know how many heavenly soldiers and generals he killed."
"So, we can't be reckless this time and give him this."
"what is this?"
"peach."
"Peach? We are here to kill him, you give him peaches?"
"There are even more delicious peaches. You and I will become an elderly couple and pretend to pass by Wuzhi Mountain. The monkey will definitely call us, and then..."
"Okay, when the time comes, we'll give him peaches."
The rampaging general and the scissorhands turned into an elderly couple, supporting each other and walking to the front of Monkey King.
Guo Qishui followed them closely, went around behind them, and hid behind a big rock.
"Old man, old man, please slow down, I can't walk anymore."
"Hey, old woman, look at your body. When you were young, I advised you to exercise more, but you just didn't move. Now you're all right. When you're old, you don't even have the strength to walk."
"Old man, don't talk about me, don't you think you can't do it? When you were young, you could climb a mountain of hundreds of meters in one breath, but now? Now you can't even climb a mountain of tens of meters .”
"Yes, old woman, time is not forgiving! I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, both of us would be old. It's like I had a dream. Yesterday I was married to you, and today I am old."
"Old man, stop talking, let me tell you something serious."
"You said."
"Do you think I should die first or you should die first?"
"Then you must die first?" The old man said with a smile, not polite at all.
"What? You let me die first? Why don't you die?" The old woman got angry and grabbed the old man's ears with her hands.
The old man sucked his lips and yelled out in pain, and said: "Easy, easy, old woman, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation."
"I won't listen to your explanation, I will tear your ears off."
"If you pull my ears off, you will be disobedient in the future."
"Do you dare? If you are disobedient, I will cut off your tongue." The old woman let go of the old man's ear.
"Old woman, I think so. You said that we are both at this age, and the children don't care about us. It's okay now. I can cook for you what you want to eat. You don't understand. I can still support you. If you are sick, I can still hire a doctor to take care of you. You say, what should you do if I leave? I will not die with peace! I am worried about you!"
What the old man said made the old woman shed tears, and both of them wiped away their tears together.
Guo Qishuai was almost moved by their words, but it was a pity that they were two goblins.
"Old man, I'm really touched that you think so, but you can leave at ease, don't worry about me, the old Liu next door will take care of me."
"If you say that, I will die behind you in everything I say."
"Okay, okay, old man, no more joking. I'm thirsty. Take out the peach and give me one to eat."
"Hey!"
"Oh, this peach is really big and sweet. I feel my whole body is full of strength after eating a peach."
"Hey, I said, two old kids, you two are eating there and not giving me a piece of food. It's so rude. You are disrespecting me. Hey hey hey..."
The old man bent down, took the old woman's hand, and walked to the side of Sun Wukong. The old man said, "Hey, you monkey talk is too rude, right? My old man is eighty-three this year, and my old woman is also eighty-year-old." , You said we are old children, are we still children?"
"Of course they are children. You two may be very old in front of others, but in front of me, Monkey King, you are two children."
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? You say you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
"Of course my grandson is the Monkey King."
"Who is Monkey King? I said Monkey, are you comfortable here?"
"You were pressed here to try?"
"Pressed here? Are you kidding? You are a small cave here, you can come out."
"My old grandson is weighed down by a mountain, weighing several million kilograms. My old grandson has been pressed down by the Tathagata for more than 300 years. It has been more than 300 years. How easy is it to get out?"
(End of this chapter)
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