Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 8 The Wonderful Line
Guo Qishuai didn't understand why Marshal Tianpeng would praise an ordinary bottle of water so much, but he guessed that it might be because those gods had never drank that kind of water, so they felt that way when they drank it for the first time.

"You idiot, why did you drink up a bottle of water? Why don't you leave some for me?"

"Laojun, I'm so sorry, this Xuedi brand mineral water is so delicious."

Guo Qishuai thought to himself, such an ordinary bottle of mineral water can make you so crazy, if I put on the shelves of Nutrition Express Line, Dong Dapeng Special Drink, you still won’t be floating?

"Oh, by the way, Tianpeng, what do you want to do in my Tushita Palace?"

"I have something to do. I've been feeling irritable recently, and I can't sleep at night. I want you to prescribe some medicine for calming my mind."

"You can't sleep, but what's bothering you?"

"What can I worry about? Now the billion world is peaceful, and my Tianhe is also calm, and there are no worries."

Guo Qishuai saw through Marshal Tianpeng's mind at a glance, he pretended to be profound, and said: "Marshal Tianpeng, when I was traveling in the billion world, I got the special skill of a monkey's pulse, which can use a silk thread to call out the opponent's Illness, if the Marshal is willing to let me try it, I would like to feel your pulse."

Marshal Tianpeng looked at Guo Qishui curiously and said, "What did you say? You can use a thread to tell the opponent's pulse? Is it so magical?"

"As amazing as it is."

"Then how about you come to give the pulse of the Canopy?"

"only me……"

"Just what? Tell me quickly." Canopy got a little impatient.

"It's just that I came in a hurry and didn't bring any silk thread."

"How difficult is this? You wait, Ben Tianpeng will get you a silk thread."

"Then I would like to thank Marshal Tianpeng."

Marshal Tianpeng flew away with a puff of smoke from his feet.

"Just wait. When I come back, you must not leave."

"I'm waiting for you!"

Taishang Laojun invited Guo Qishuai to his Tushita Palace, and asked the two boys who were fanning the fire in front of the alchemy furnace to hurry up, because the firepower was not enough.

The two girls were so tired that they were sweating profusely, and they didn't dare to say anything.

Guo Qishuai asked distressedly: "Master, do you still need someone to fan your alchemy?"

"If you don't need someone to fan you, what kind of fan should you use?"

"When your floating dust is shaken, wouldn't this fan be able to fan itself?"

"Hahaha..." Taishao Laojun stroked his beard with his hand and said: "What you say is really interesting. Using spiritual power to fan the wind, how much spiritual power will be consumed? The purpose of alchemy is to improve cultivation and strengthen Spiritual power, wouldn’t this approach exhaust me to death?”

"That's what Laojun said. In order to refine Sun Wukong, Laojun even used the Samadhi True Fire. It really took a lot of spiritual energy."

Taishao Laojun was stunned, and said: "Little baby, who are you? How do you know these things? What Monkey King? I have never heard of it?"

"I...I am the owner of the Yijie Taobao store." Guo Qishai was a little confused, but he soon figured out that this plane was not the plane where Sun Wukong caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace when he was 300 years old.

At this time, Sun Wukong hadn't been born yet, Marshal Tianpeng hadn't been reincarnated into a pig yet, and now Tianting and Yijie were peaceful, and all the gods were bored to death.

"I don't care what your background is, in short, you remember, the secrets of the heavens must not be leaked, and don't cause trouble to your upper body."

"Thank you for reminding me, sir."

"I'm very happy that you came to bring me water today. I don't have anything here to give you. I have a low-level rebirth pill that I can give you."

Guo Qishuai was not happy, and said: "Old gentleman, there are countless high-grade pills in the palace, why only give me a low-level reborn pill? Laojun is really stingy!"

"Hahaha...you little doll is really ignorant. How can you, a mere mortal, digest high-grade pills? If I just give you a pill, it will burst your blood vessels."

When Guo Qishuai heard that this was true, he immediately admitted his mistake to Taishang Laojun: "Don't blame Laojun, I just didn't know what is good and bad, and I said something wrong. Thank you Laojun for giving me the medicine."

Guo Qishui looked at the pink rebirth elixir in his hand and thought, with this elixir, am I still afraid of you, Ren Zhipeng?

He opened his mouth and swallowed the Reborn Pill.

The elixir had a sweet taste, and after taking it, his dantian was filled with a domineering power, but soon, that power merged with his dantian.

"Lao Jun's Reborn Pill seems to be very ordinary!"

"The Rebirth Pill is an elementary elixir that allows mortals to reborn and embark on the path of cultivating immortals. As for how much you can absorb, it depends on your destiny."

"How to practice after taking this pill?"

"Understand it yourself!"

It's worth it to exchange a bottle of mineral water for a Reborn Pill!

"The thread is here, the thread is here." Marshal Tianpeng took a red thread to Taishao Laojun's Tushita Palace.

Tai Shao Laojun looked at the red thread and said: "Tianpeng, your red thread is not simple?"

"How is it not easy?"

"If this red thread ties a man and a woman together, the two people will come together."

"Is this the marriage line?" Guo Qishuai was stunned. He had only heard of the marriage line before, but he didn't expect that the marriage line really existed. What a happy thing!

"That's right, this is the marriage line, what's the matter? Laojun, why are you making such a fuss?"

"I'm making a fuss? I'm just curious, is Yue Lao confused? How could he give the marriage line to you stupid bastard?"

"If Yuelao is confused, I'm afraid many couples will have unlucky marriages."

"Yes! I think Yue Lao is really confused. Many couples in our village are unfortunate." Guo Qishuai added.

"Don't say that Yue Lao is confused. If you offend him, be careful that he ties your marriage thread to a stone."

"Then it will be the same?" Guo Qishuai asked with wide eyes curiously.

"If you are tied to a rock, you will be alone for the rest of your life."

"I don't believe it, it's not that I can't find a woman."

"You still don't believe it? Little baby, do you know how strong this marriage line is? If the other end of you is really a rock, then you will feel disgusted when you see a woman. How can you have your own wife?"

Guo Qishai still believed it and said: "Since this thread is so powerful, why would Marshal Tian Peng and Yue Lao lend you this thread?"

"Borrow? Are you kidding me? I stole this thread. However, there are indeed too many marriage threads this month. How would he know if he lost one or two? Some threads are broken, or there is only one, and the other thread is broken." He can't do anything without a suitable pair."

"Oh, I see. No wonder there are so many bachelors in our village. It turns out that Yuelao didn't find a match for them."

"Little baby, your head is bright enough. How about this, you quickly take my pulse and see why I can't sleep lately."

(End of this chapter)