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Chapter 486 Can Pigs Climb Trees?
That hand patted Wang Zhenchang's shoulder twice, causing Wang Zhenchang to tremble in fright, then patted his chest, and said, "Oh, Dean Zheng, you scared me to death."

"Dong Xianling's students are all out of class, did the pill have any special effects?"

"Dean Zheng, I'm going to report this to you. This is really a strange thing. Dong Xianling's students all took that pill. At the beginning, they all said that the taste of that pill was better than that of Super Egg Fried Rice. The taste is delicious. Later, they actually wrote in print, don’t you think it’s strange?”

"They really wrote in print?" Zheng Hai felt that this matter was too absurd.

Wang Zhenchang asked him to look at the blackboard through the window and explained to him: "Dean Zheng, look, the song "Night Mooring at Maple Bridge" in the middle was written by Dong Xianling, and the song "Night Mooring at Maple Bridge" on the left is a Written by a student. Although the student's handwriting is not as beautiful as Dong Xianling's, if you don't look closely, it is almost the same as printed handwriting."

Zheng Hai looked at it for a long time, but couldn't tell the difference between the two poems. He said, "These characters were really written by students? It's impossible. Those students' characters were worse than dogs crawling yesterday. , It actually reached the printed form tonight?"

"Yes, Dean Zheng, I think Dong Xianling is really not simple, we really can't be careless."

Zheng Haidao: "It doesn't matter, she just asked her students to finish their handwriting, but if you want to memorize the answers to the entire literary history, one day is not enough at all."

Wang Zhenchang nodded and said: "Dean Zheng, don't worry, we are confident to defeat Xuyang Normal University."

After Dong Xianling and Yang Yifan both walked into Dong Xianling's apartment, Yang Yifan said with a smile: "It seems that the teaching effect tonight is very good. Those ten students can write printed words."

Dong Xianling poured Yang Yifan a cup of tea and said, "Thank you for your hard work. If it weren't for you, those students would not have achieved such results."

Yang Yifan took the teacup and said, "Thank you! As long as those ten students can write in print, then the next thing will be easy. Tomorrow morning, I will give Tong Weiguang another ten pills of true power. With money, what? Everything is easy."

"Yifan, this time it costs you money again. The entire examination room costs almost 200 million, which is too expensive."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you can win this game, spending this little money is nothing."

The next morning, when Yang Yifan called Tong Weiguang, he said that he had made ten more pills of true strength. Tong Weiguang was so excited that he almost jumped up. He said that he would go to get it in person, and at the same time begged Yang Yifan to auction it again. Quota card.

Yang Yifan felt that auctioning quota cards was too much of a waste of spiritual energy and it would be better to sell more knowledge liquid, so he declined.Recently, Yang Yifan would send knowledge liquid to Qin Rushuang whenever he had time, so it was very hard for him.

Before Tong Weiguang got the goods, he gave Yang Yifan 250 million yuan. The Zhenli pill that Yang Yifan refined was also very good, the quality was better than last time, and the purity increased.

Tong Weiguang's eyes sparkled when he saw the Zhenli Dan in the silver box.

After a day of hard work, Yang Yifan made ten pills of ancient literature history in the morning, ate two portions of fried rice with super eggs at noon, and made another fifty pills in the afternoon, including ten sets of refined exercises.

These elixirs contained all the test points of ancient literature history, as well as the recitation of classic articles, the total number of words reached 250 million, these words sounded a lot, but in Yang Yifan's elixirs, they were about the size of a peanut.

After Dong Xianling returned to his room at 04:30 in the afternoon, she saw Yang Yifan was sweating profusely, panting there.

She walked up to Yang Yifan distressedly, and said, "You turned the temperature of the air conditioner to 16 degrees, and it's still so hot?"

Yang Yifan said: "My Red Heart Fire can reach a temperature of 2500 degrees. Even steel can turn into water. Your air conditioner is useless even if it is turned on to zero."

"Yifan, you've worked hard! I'll wipe your sweat off!"

"Thank you! Why don't you reward me."

"How to reward me?" Dong Xianling's face turned red.

"It's better than..."

"Not what?"

Yang Yifan's mood was very complicated. After thinking for a long time, he said, "Why don't you close your eyes!"

"What are you going to do?"

Yang Yifan hugged Dong Xianling and blocked her mouth with his mouth...

Three or ten minutes later, Dong Xianling's mouth was swollen, and Yang Yifan's mouth was also covered with a lot of lipstick.

Dong Xianling drank a glass of water and said, "Why do I feel like you've eaten all my saliva?"

"Ah? I'm wronged. I really didn't eat your saliva. If you don't believe it, I'll spit it out and show it to you."

"Stop, stop!" Dong Xianling saw Yang Yifan making a vomiting movement, and said, "If you spit it out, who knows if it's yours or mine. Forget it, I won't pursue it anymore, should we talk about something serious first?" ?”

"Okay! What business do you want us to do?"

"Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, our students will have an exam with the students of Qingyun University. Aren't you in a hurry?" Dong Xianling said seriously.

"Why am I so anxious? Those ten students now write in print, and when the time comes, they will copy the answers. poor."

"I'm worried about your pills. Are you sure that these pills can make all ten students master the test points of ancient literature history?"

"There is nothing wrong with this. However, let me explain in advance that if the scope of the questions in this exam is beyond your focus, then I can't help it."

"Don't worry! No matter how the people in the question group choose the topic, this range will definitely not escape. Qingyun University is relying on memory spirit to challenge our school this time. In other words, Qingyun University will compete with us It’s recitation. But they don’t know how good we are. If we were second in recitation, no one would dare to be first.”

At eight o'clock in the evening, before Dong Xianling walked into the classroom, he saw that the lights were already on in her classroom.

When Dong Xianling and Yang Yifan walked in together, the ten students were waiting for them inside.

Fan Che was the first to clap his hands and said, "Everyone welcome Teacher Yang and Teacher Dong together."

The faces of those ten students were ruddy, full of energy, and full of combat effectiveness.

Dong Xianling was naturally happy. She asked everyone to sit down and asked them how they felt about being able to write in print.

Fan Che was the first to stand up, smiling sweetly, and said, "Mr. Dong, since I learned the printed script last night, when I went back to the dormitory and told the people in our dormitory, they not only didn't believe it, but even laughed at it. Me, especially the boss, he sees people as inferior, saying that if I can write in print, pigs can climb trees. Can write in print, just climb a tree for me."

(End of this chapter)