my teacher has a system

Chapter 67 How about some stinky tofu

The person who said this was Fan Dongcheng, and only he himself knew that when he said this, he had completely turned into a lemon essence, and his whole body was sour.

But no matter how sour he was, he still didn't believe that Ye Yifeng, who was worse than himself before, not only turned around, but also turned into a carp jumping over the dragon's gate.

Fan Dongcheng met Lan Yaxuan once at an annual meeting held by the Education Bureau. At that time, he was astonished. He always felt that Lan Yaxuan was that kind of fairy in the sky, who was out of reach and could only look up to.

And now that this fairy descended to earth and was picked up by Ye Yifeng, how could Fan Dongcheng bear such a strong psychological gap?

So no matter what his colleagues said in the group last night, if Fan Dongcheng didn't see it with his own eyes, he just didn't believe it.

Ye Yifeng is a dick worse than himself, how could Principal Lan like him?

Ye Yifeng is not a person who speaks harshly, but he is not easy to bully anyone who speaks harshly to him: "Hehe, it's just me, what's wrong? Don't accept it? The window here is open, just jump."

Fan Dongcheng had already figured out how to expose Ye Yifeng's lies, and seeing Ye Yifeng fight back, he immediately said: "If you are really that good, you can make a video with Principal Lan right now to prove it, and I will invite all the teachers in the office tonight Eat. If you have no way to prove it, how about you invite all the teachers in the office to eat?"

"That's what you said." Ye Yifeng said, "But I have to send a message first to see if Principal Lan is not convenient now. My woman is the principal, so she won't be as boring as you, saying that the video can be made at any time. "

Fan Dongcheng was almost choked to death by Ye Yifeng, and said angrily: "I knew you were guilty, and you deliberately made excuses..."

"She's free, so she's connected." Ye Yifeng smiled triumphantly at Principal Lan on the phone, "Principal Lan, my colleague said he wanted to meet my girlfriend. I know you're busy, but because of him After a meal, I have to sacrifice you, hehe."

Ye Yifeng turned the video to everyone, especially in front of Fan Dongcheng for a few seconds longer, Fan Dongcheng was so angry that he wanted to smash Ye Yifeng's phone.

How could it be possible that a flower was stuck in cow dung, but it was inserted on its own initiative?

"Hello, teachers."

Through the video, Lan Yaxuan waved and greeted everyone with a smile on her face, and all the other teachers responded cheerfully: "Principal Lan, hello."

Only Fan Dongcheng had a long, bitter face, and he could smell the bitterness of that face even without eating.

However, Ye Yifeng put the camera in front of Fan Dongcheng again, and said with a smile: "This teacher Fan invites you to dinner tonight, do you want to come with me?"

"No." Lan Yaxuan smiled, "I'll come again when you treat guests to dinner next time."

"Okay, that won't delay your serious work, bye." Ye Yifeng hung up the video, then looked at Fan Dongcheng proudly, "Teacher Fan, where are you going to eat tonight?"

"No money!" Fan Dongcheng began to play tricks, "If you want to eat, you go by yourself, I'm going to class."

Fan Dongcheng played "fleeing in class" and left directly.

"Why is Teacher Fan like this?"

"Hehe, it's too petty."

"That's right, she's also extremely jealous!"

"Our Teacher Ye is very generous. He gave Teacher Zhou face cream and a small plastic bag, haha!"

"Pfft--" The teachers laughed loudly, making Ye Yifeng extremely embarrassed.

He didn't expect that he made a mistake and didn't see what the gift was, and then he became the laughing stock of all the teachers in the office. He was wronged!

Fortunately, Lan Yaxuan rescued him, otherwise he would not be able to clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

"I invite everyone to dinner, everyone don't mention this again, okay?" Ye Yifeng was afraid of his colleagues, but fortunately Zhou Dongxue was not here, otherwise he would have been even more embarrassed.

"Okay, as long as you treat me to a meal, whoever brings up this matter in the future will treat me." Someone suggested this, and others echoed.

"Okay, then it's settled." Ye Yifeng said, "At noon today, in the school cafeteria, order whatever you want."

Everyone: "..."

Ye Yifeng had just settled a group of people who wanted him to treat them to dinner, when Liu Mengjuan, the head teacher of class one, ran over angrily, and yelled at Ye Yifeng: "Ye Yifeng, do you have to turn our school into a mess to be willing?"

"Hehe." Ye Yifeng sneered twice, and asked back, "What I do is my business, you are the head teacher, and I am also the head teacher, so it's not your turn to control me, right?"

"Then I can take care of it, right?" Director Chen arrived before he was heard and stood at the door of the office with a serious look on his face, his glasses flashing like a middle-aged villain with wretched glasses in a cartoon.

Everyone was very surprised, what happened to Ye Yifeng recently, he kept fighting with Director Chen.

Ye Yifeng hadn't been the homeroom teacher for a week, and Director Chen had approached him several times, as if he had a natural incompatibility.

"Of course." Ye Yifeng looked at Director Chen with a smile all over his face, "Director Chen, I'll treat everyone to dinner at noon. Would you like some stinky tofu? As long as you don't get it on your body, everyone won't suspect that you pulled your pants again. "

"puff!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone in the office covered their mouths, trying not to let themselves laugh out loud.

Director Chen’s stinky tofu meme is definitely the strongest meme in the history of Ninghai No. [-] Middle School, bar none.

This meme not only spread among teachers, but also among students.

It's just that Director Chen is not easy to mess with, and no one dares to mention this matter in front of him.

However, Ye Yifeng is a different kind of person. He doesn't have the slightest respect for Director Chen, not to mention "smelling" Director Chen, but also to sprinkle salt on Director Chen's wounds, which is simply too bad.

Director Chen's anger reached its limit in an instant, and he roared loudly: "Ye Yifeng, I'm telling you something serious now, please be serious!"

"Okay, serious and serious." Ye Yifeng said solemnly, "Director Chen, you came here with Teacher Liu this time. I don't know why?"

Director Chen suppressed his anger, and said with a snort, "I heard that you promised in class that if you pass the English test, you will reward students with a mobile phone, is that true?"

"Yes." Ye Yifeng said disapprovingly, "Is this against the law? Is this against the school rules? Is this against the ethics of teachers?"

Without Ye Yifeng's repeated questioning, Director Chen almost suffocated on the spot, but he recovered immediately and roared loudly: "You have a bad outlook!"

Ye Yifeng snorted: "Why do you have incorrect views?"

"Of course the three views are not correct." Liu Mengjuan on the side helped, "Students learn for themselves. It's better for you to reward them with your mobile phone and become our teacher begging them to learn. If you do this, how can teachers in other classes teach students? ?”

(End of this chapter)