God!i turned into a panda
Chapter 476 Lao Tzu's Woman
Chapter 476 Lao Tzu's Woman
"Miss, we have arrived now, you can get out of the car now, I have avoided all the reporters just now."
After parking the car, the driver spoke in a hurry, then quickly got out of the car and opened the door for Su Xiaoman.
"Xiao Feng, we are here now. You can run around here for a while, but don't run too far, and don't get caught by others."
Su Xiaoman immediately patted Xiaofeng who was sleeping in his arms, and then spoke softly.
Li Feng, who was sleeping, was awakened by a pat.
He was having a very beautiful dream just now. Although he knew that this dream would not come true at the moment, he would make it come true as soon as possible. It was also striving towards this direction.
In the dream, he dreamed that he changed into a human body, and he also became rich and handsome, with a lot of money, and married Su Xiaoman.
Although this dream is unrealistic, it does not mean that it will not succeed.
After getting off the car, seeing the environment in front of him, Li Feng suddenly felt a pure desire to move.
Maybe this is the panda gene in my body yearning for the wild.
He had been locked up at the zoo for months after all.All the animals in the zoo definitely want to return to the embrace of nature, but they can't come back at all, because they have no way to break out of the cage of the zoo.
Looking at the wild environment, Li Feng began to wander here.
The scenery of this place is very good, so it has been chosen by the crew as the place to shoot the movie, and there are many, many people on the scene, but they are all scattered, and several shots are being shot at the same time.
"What kind of animal is this? Could it be a panda?"
Suddenly a man pointed at Li Feng and said.
"How is it possible that there are pandas in this place?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman next to him didn't even look this way, and immediately retorted.
"Why are you lying to me? If you don't believe me, just turn around and see for yourself."
Hearing that the woman didn't believe him, the man became a little anxious, and then quickly dragged the woman towards Li Feng's direction.
"Damn it, are there really wild pandas here?"
Seeing the fluffy Li Feng in front of her, the woman was a little dazed. She didn't expect that there were really pandas in this place.
"Aren't pandas only found in zoos? How can there be pandas in this poor place? Don't tell me, I have only seen pandas in zoos, and I have never seen pandas in the wild. I always make movies, shoot It's been a long time, and I've never seen it before."
The man seemed particularly shocked when he spoke curiously, and then quickly took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures.
"Don't worry about taking pictures of yourself. You can also take some pictures for me. I don't know if this panda will bite people. I want to go over and give him a hug."
Seeing the man around her taking pictures, the woman became a little anxious, and then quickly took out her mobile phone and handed it to the man, asking him to take pictures for her.
"Come on, let's just take a few photos here. Don't go over there. Pandas are also carnivores. Although they are vegetarians now, it doesn't mean they don't eat meat. After all, they are wild pandas."
Hearing what the woman said, the man quickly stopped him and said,
Hearing this, the woman was a little confused, and said helplessly, "Can I take it home? If the two of us can raise a panda, will we shock the entire circle of friends?" ?”
Do you still want to raise a panda?
Do you still want to shock the entire circle of friends?
Are you afraid?As soon as you post to Moments, others have already arrested you.
Hearing this, the man felt a little helpless, and then, yes, the woman rolled her eyes.
"Don't you know that the panda is a national first-class protected animal? If you take it home now, I believe you will be caught in it within 24 hours."
"How can it be so serious, don't scare me."
The woman said with some fear.
"Do you know what kind of benefits you will get if you are arrested now?"
The man said with a smile.
"Welfare? Is there any welfare for being arrested?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman was a little confused. He had never heard that there were benefits for going to prison.
"After being caught, you will be given a platinum bracelet, a yellow vest, a free haircut, free food and drink for life, and 24-hour personal protection."
The man said seriously.
"........."
Hearing what the man said, the woman was a little confused, and then she rolled her eyes and said, "Put your mother's spiced spicy fart, believe it or not, I'll kick it to death?"
"Why are you so violent? It's okay, they are calling us now, let's hurry over and continue shooting, don't bother with this wild panda anymore, anyway, I've taken enough photos just now."
Hearing what the woman said, the man became a little scared.Because he was afraid that the woman in front of him would really kick him to death. At this moment, someone from the crew over there called the two of them, and then spoke quickly.
"Panda, goodbye, I will come to see you if I have the chance."
Hearing the man's words, the woman hesitated a little, then turned her head to look at the panda in front of her, and reluctantly walked in the direction of Cao's sentence.
"Su Xiaoman, do you really think that the crew is run by your family? You can come here whenever you want. Do you know that so many of us have been waiting for you for more than half an hour?"
On the other side, Su Xiaoman stood in front of a middle-aged man who was talking angrily.
When middle-aged people are talking, although there are many people around them, they seem to dare not speak, and dare not take a breath
Obviously, not only Su Xiaoman was a little afraid of the middle-aged man in front of him, but everyone at the scene seemed to be afraid of the middle in front of him. Now Su Xiaoman didn't say a word, but lowered his head and picked at his fingers.
Li Feng on the other side was a little angry when he saw this scene.
Lao Tzu's woman, I'm not willing to move, how dare you scold him?
Finally, a plan was born in Li Feng's mind.
Aren't you guys going to shoot movies? Today I have to make trouble for you. I'll see how you shoot.
What if you arrest me?
Laozi is a panda, and Laozi is a first-class national treasure. Do you dare to kill me?
Obviously, at this time Li Feng already knew how to use his status. Anyway, he is a national treasure, and if you don't accept it, you can hit me.
"Let me tell you, it's better not to have this incident happen again, otherwise I will change the heroine immediately."
After talking for more than ten minutes, the middle-aged man finally said that he was tired, and then hurriedly prepared to start shooting.
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, all the people in the crew with the equipment started to prepare, for fear that the middle-aged man would run up to them later and start giving them political lessons.
(End of this chapter)
"Miss, we have arrived now, you can get out of the car now, I have avoided all the reporters just now."
After parking the car, the driver spoke in a hurry, then quickly got out of the car and opened the door for Su Xiaoman.
"Xiao Feng, we are here now. You can run around here for a while, but don't run too far, and don't get caught by others."
Su Xiaoman immediately patted Xiaofeng who was sleeping in his arms, and then spoke softly.
Li Feng, who was sleeping, was awakened by a pat.
He was having a very beautiful dream just now. Although he knew that this dream would not come true at the moment, he would make it come true as soon as possible. It was also striving towards this direction.
In the dream, he dreamed that he changed into a human body, and he also became rich and handsome, with a lot of money, and married Su Xiaoman.
Although this dream is unrealistic, it does not mean that it will not succeed.
After getting off the car, seeing the environment in front of him, Li Feng suddenly felt a pure desire to move.
Maybe this is the panda gene in my body yearning for the wild.
He had been locked up at the zoo for months after all.All the animals in the zoo definitely want to return to the embrace of nature, but they can't come back at all, because they have no way to break out of the cage of the zoo.
Looking at the wild environment, Li Feng began to wander here.
The scenery of this place is very good, so it has been chosen by the crew as the place to shoot the movie, and there are many, many people on the scene, but they are all scattered, and several shots are being shot at the same time.
"What kind of animal is this? Could it be a panda?"
Suddenly a man pointed at Li Feng and said.
"How is it possible that there are pandas in this place?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman next to him didn't even look this way, and immediately retorted.
"Why are you lying to me? If you don't believe me, just turn around and see for yourself."
Hearing that the woman didn't believe him, the man became a little anxious, and then quickly dragged the woman towards Li Feng's direction.
"Damn it, are there really wild pandas here?"
Seeing the fluffy Li Feng in front of her, the woman was a little dazed. She didn't expect that there were really pandas in this place.
"Aren't pandas only found in zoos? How can there be pandas in this poor place? Don't tell me, I have only seen pandas in zoos, and I have never seen pandas in the wild. I always make movies, shoot It's been a long time, and I've never seen it before."
The man seemed particularly shocked when he spoke curiously, and then quickly took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures.
"Don't worry about taking pictures of yourself. You can also take some pictures for me. I don't know if this panda will bite people. I want to go over and give him a hug."
Seeing the man around her taking pictures, the woman became a little anxious, and then quickly took out her mobile phone and handed it to the man, asking him to take pictures for her.
"Come on, let's just take a few photos here. Don't go over there. Pandas are also carnivores. Although they are vegetarians now, it doesn't mean they don't eat meat. After all, they are wild pandas."
Hearing what the woman said, the man quickly stopped him and said,
Hearing this, the woman was a little confused, and said helplessly, "Can I take it home? If the two of us can raise a panda, will we shock the entire circle of friends?" ?”
Do you still want to raise a panda?
Do you still want to shock the entire circle of friends?
Are you afraid?As soon as you post to Moments, others have already arrested you.
Hearing this, the man felt a little helpless, and then, yes, the woman rolled her eyes.
"Don't you know that the panda is a national first-class protected animal? If you take it home now, I believe you will be caught in it within 24 hours."
"How can it be so serious, don't scare me."
The woman said with some fear.
"Do you know what kind of benefits you will get if you are arrested now?"
The man said with a smile.
"Welfare? Is there any welfare for being arrested?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman was a little confused. He had never heard that there were benefits for going to prison.
"After being caught, you will be given a platinum bracelet, a yellow vest, a free haircut, free food and drink for life, and 24-hour personal protection."
The man said seriously.
"........."
Hearing what the man said, the woman was a little confused, and then she rolled her eyes and said, "Put your mother's spiced spicy fart, believe it or not, I'll kick it to death?"
"Why are you so violent? It's okay, they are calling us now, let's hurry over and continue shooting, don't bother with this wild panda anymore, anyway, I've taken enough photos just now."
Hearing what the woman said, the man became a little scared.Because he was afraid that the woman in front of him would really kick him to death. At this moment, someone from the crew over there called the two of them, and then spoke quickly.
"Panda, goodbye, I will come to see you if I have the chance."
Hearing the man's words, the woman hesitated a little, then turned her head to look at the panda in front of her, and reluctantly walked in the direction of Cao's sentence.
"Su Xiaoman, do you really think that the crew is run by your family? You can come here whenever you want. Do you know that so many of us have been waiting for you for more than half an hour?"
On the other side, Su Xiaoman stood in front of a middle-aged man who was talking angrily.
When middle-aged people are talking, although there are many people around them, they seem to dare not speak, and dare not take a breath
Obviously, not only Su Xiaoman was a little afraid of the middle-aged man in front of him, but everyone at the scene seemed to be afraid of the middle in front of him. Now Su Xiaoman didn't say a word, but lowered his head and picked at his fingers.
Li Feng on the other side was a little angry when he saw this scene.
Lao Tzu's woman, I'm not willing to move, how dare you scold him?
Finally, a plan was born in Li Feng's mind.
Aren't you guys going to shoot movies? Today I have to make trouble for you. I'll see how you shoot.
What if you arrest me?
Laozi is a panda, and Laozi is a first-class national treasure. Do you dare to kill me?
Obviously, at this time Li Feng already knew how to use his status. Anyway, he is a national treasure, and if you don't accept it, you can hit me.
"Let me tell you, it's better not to have this incident happen again, otherwise I will change the heroine immediately."
After talking for more than ten minutes, the middle-aged man finally said that he was tired, and then hurriedly prepared to start shooting.
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, all the people in the crew with the equipment started to prepare, for fear that the middle-aged man would run up to them later and start giving them political lessons.
(End of this chapter)
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