Chapter 250 Souvenirs

This weekend is very busy for Gao Feng, because he has finally moved into his new home.

The house in the Oak Courtyard was renovated the day before yesterday. The two adjacent floors were pierced to make a duplex. Gao Feng went to see it and was very satisfied. Although I had seen the design drawings before, compared with the real thing, the design drawings are more important. For a layman like him, it is almost purely based on imagination.

Moved out of the previously rented two-bedroom and one-living room, and moved directly into the new home with big bags and small bags. All kinds of home furnishings are ready, but the design of others may be reasonable, but it may not meet his own wishes, so it is another Adjustment.

"Hey! It would be great if I had a body, Master Deadpool can also help!"

The dead man's head, which was placed in a flowerpot with yellow lines on a white background and pretended to be loaded, smacked his lips and muttered angrily. However, as soon as he finished speaking, a rag flew over. Under his exaggerated expression of horror, It hit him on the head with precision.

Immediately afterwards, a reminder-like words came.

"Have you forgotten your name now? Dead head!"

Gao Feng rolled his eyes, fixed the display cabinets of different sizes, and then ignored the funny whining or sobbing dead heads, picked up the wilderness backpack and walked to the second display cabinet.

Each exhibition cabinet corresponds to the world he traveled through once. Although the world he traveled through for the first time was "Wild Action", that time was classified as an adaptation task according to the world shuttle system, so it was not included in the journey through the world.

Even now, he is still not sure whether his ending would be life or death if he failed to pass the trial and survived to the end, but that time was indeed different from the subsequent shuttles, so the exhibition cabinets arranged here are not "Wild Action" part.

The first one in the exhibition cabinet corresponds to "Operation Mekong", but it is a pity that the T-5000 sniper rifle slipped out of his hand because he didn't know much about the method of the world shuttle system to bring things out of the shuttle world. After leaving, the only thing of some value is the Walter P99 pistol that shoots rubber bullets, but unfortunately he left it in the world of "Xiu Chun Knife".

Gao Feng was thinking wildly, wondering if the gun had been discovered or unearthed hundreds of years later, he was shocked and shouted, "Someone is traveling again!" '

Well, the other is the recognized time traveler, Wang Mang.

To get back to the topic, in short, the first exhibition cabinet can only be empty because there are no souvenirs to put in it.

The second exhibition cabinet corresponds to "Embroidered Spring Knife". He brought back a lot of things from this shuttle world, even if you don't count the pearls, jade, gold and silver, there are many.

What was finally placed in the display cabinet was a costume of Jinyiwei General Banner, a world specialty product of "Xiuchun Knife". It was slightly damaged, but it was not a hindrance. After all, it was a collection of souvenirs.

In addition to this, there is also the Xiuchun Knife. With the Adman Alloy Knife, the Xiuchun Knife is of little value.

A hand crossbow and a few crossbow arrows, these are all leftovers from the beginning.

The third display case corresponds to "Sword Rain". In that world, what he brought out was the Wheel-Running King Cao Feng's Sword of the Wheel-Running King, and the sheath was inserted obliquely into the special low slot, and the display case was closed.

The fourth exhibition cabinet corresponds to "Wolverine", of course. What is placed in it is a piece of original Edman metal meteorite, a special pistol from Agent Zero with a rate of fire comparable to that of a micro-pulse, and the intentionally cut Secondary Adamantium Broken Knife.

Naturally, there are not only these four display cabinets, but these four are indeed the only ones currently in use.

Before the journey is over, there will always be empty display cases.

These things will not be seen by anyone but him, all of which belong to him alone, engraved with his past along the way.

"Xiao Fengfeng! Xiao Fengfeng! When will you get me a body? You promised me!"

After unremitting efforts, the dead head finally tore off the rag covering his head. The process was very dirty and not easy.

Because the bridge of the nose is too straight, he propped up the rag, and he wanted to tear it off, but he had to stick out his tongue to hook the rag, then bite into his mouth, and then use his teeth and tongue to pull the rag down little by little, so at this moment Gao Feng looked back. When facing the dead man, there was an obvious expression of disgust on his face.

The hand that wanted to pick up the rag paused, the saliva on it made the corners of his eyes twitch, and in the end he could only kick it out, sending the rag flying into the trash can.

Rolling his eyes, he pulled up the wilderness backpack, stepped forward and grabbed the dead head pretending to be a potted plant, looked at him jokingly and said, "You have regeneration factors, can't you regenerate your body?"

"Hehe! I've seen the joke you said."

The dead man's head said with a humming look on his face.

The joke wasn't directly about Deadpool, it was about Wolverine, and it was about how if Wolverine's head was cut off, and then regenerated, would it be a body growing out of the head, or a head growing out of the neck.

The answer is the latter. As for the reason, men are all lower body animals.

"Hahaha! Have you heard of it? So don't rush, just wait, since you promised, there will always be a day when you will do it."

Gao Feng grinned for a while, and said insincerely as if comforting.

He still keeps this matter in mind, but in this world, there is no such technology that can make a dead head have a body, and he has no control over the world he will travel through in the future, so although he keeps it in mind, but But there is no way to be sure that it can be done, in short, let it happen.

Hearing the words, the dead man rolled his eyeballs, revealing the whites of his eyes, and then shouted: "Master Deadpool..."

"Um?!"

Gao Feng turned away his sinister and heavy gaze.

The dead man's teeth chattered, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he muttered a few vague words with his shrunken mouth, and shouted: "I'm starving to death, I want to eat!"

"You don't even have a body, how can you be hungry? Where can you eat?"

Gao Feng put the dead head back into the flowerpot speechlessly, and asked again: "Forget it, what do you want to eat? Mexican chicken tacos?"

"Only that bastard loves to eat that disgusting Bara thing! Give me a rice bowl with fish-flavored shredded pork, no! Two servings! Hee hee hee! This is the benefit of not having a body. Eat one portion, and you can even eat what you ate again!"

The dead head muttered triumphantly, his face changed from furious to a smirk.

After watching the rebooted "Deadpool" movie, he almost exploded in place, and now he finally found some comfort in some aspects, um, psychological comfort that feels disgusting when you think about it.

"If you do that, I'll throw you in the toilet and flush you!"

Gao Feng's tone was calm and cold, he only tilted his head and squinted at the dead man's head. At the same time, the corners of his mouth were slightly opened to reveal his white teeth, and his eyes were sharp like knives.

The dead head sensed a non-existent black aura from this expression, overwhelming oppressiveness, he, who only had one head left, felt it, trembled miraculously twice, and quickly changed his words.

"I'm joking, I'm joking, really~ I promise!"

(End of this chapter)

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