Chapter 167

According to Xiang Tianqi's prediction, the Crocodile God Mixture will definitely sell well, but everything will take a long time, because it takes time for people to accept a new thing.

In order to shorten this time, the Jiuyang Sect also paid a lot of money for this. In the past few days, the advertising price of more than 2000 million has been almost burned. Ziya, who has recently seen Xiang Tianqi, also felt a little bit. It's embarrassing, because the girl knows that if she hadn't been anxious to make consequences and had a stingy character towards Tianqi, she would never have done this.

In fact, it is not surprising that Ziya misunderstood being stingy with Tianqi, because the goods are basically not expendable.But if Xiang Tianqi found out, he would cry and faint in the toilet. I don't want to spend money, wouldn't it be alright?

According to common sense, Xiang Tianqi's verification is correct.However, there are often various unknown variables in work.It's like the horseshoe effect. When a nail is broken, a shoe is dropped; when a shoe is dropped, a horse is broken; when a horse is broken, a general is killed; a general is killed , suffered a defeat; suffered a defeat, and lost a family.

Lan Nuo played the role of the broken nail in the follow-up incident of the crocodile mixture, which triggered a storm that touched the whole country.

That afternoon, his wife took the child back to her natal home, and Lan Nuo was left alone at home, and the beautiful snot was about to come out.What are you waiting for, make tea, turn on the computer, lick and walk.

Usually when the wife is at home, Lan Nuo is not allowed to play games, especially when the son is getting older, the wife is afraid that Lan Nuo will affect his son's studies, and it will make Xiao Yang play games like a thief. And after the son goes to bed, he can wear headphones to relieve his hunger.

This afternoon's free time is a fun time, no one disturbs, and the teammates in the platoon are also very good, win more and lose less, time passes in the click of the mouse and keyboard, people don't know it, people don't know it, Lan Nuo didn't wake up until the phone's alarm rang.

He smoked a lot in the afternoon and his throat was a little dry. Lan Nuo picked up the cup and took a sip of water. At the same time, he glanced at the time on his phone. Damn it, Lan Nuo almost sprayed the water on the computer screen. It was even 5:[-]. up!
Oops, it's time to go to work!I had so much fun in the afternoon that I forgot the time.Lan Nuo quit the game in seconds, which he does often, without any physical burden.He swiftly turned off the computer, emptied the ashtray, took a wet rag to clean the computer desk, and opened the window of the study to diffuse the smell of smoke, so as not to scold him again when his wife returned.

After finishing all this, Lan Nuo had no time to make instant noodles. He gritted his teeth and was about to buy some snacks outside the laboratory. Crocodile-shen mixture, it is said that one will not be hungry, anyway, I am going to put it together, and I will try it myself?Thinking about it, Lan Nuo took two and stuffed them into his bag.

Driving the car, Lan Nuo hurried to the laboratory in a hurry.

Lan Nuo's grandson is 201931 and 24 years old. He is currently working in the biological laboratory of a large pharmaceutical company, and his income is really good.It's Lan Nuo's turn to be on the night shift tonight.That's right, biological laboratories also need someone to watch 8 hours a day, because many experiments take time, and [-] hours a day is definitely not enough.

Lan Nuo drove to the laboratory in the car, and there were pictures of angels holding the crocodile mixture in Shenmenyi's hands everywhere on the billboards on the roadside. God mixture.

Normally, Lan Nuo would still enjoy admiring Shenmen Yina's fairy-like appearance and graceful figure.But now he has no such mentality. The laboratory management system is extremely strict. Not only will the salary be deducted for being late, but the monthly bonus will be reduced by half, which is not a small amount.

Lan Nuo saw that there was not enough time, so he simply changed the road and drove into a cold alley, planning to take a shortcut to buy time.Fortunately, there were not many people in this alley today, and the speed of the car was okay. Lan Nuo counted the time and estimated that he would be able to reach the laboratory without any pressure, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Relaxed, Lan Nuo inspected the scenery in front of the car with great interest. This season is just the time for women to show their graceful figures. Although they have wives, it is not a sin to look at them. Everyone has a love for beauty.Lan Nuo, who watched for a long time, was a little disappointed, but there were a lot of women, Quan Te is an aunt, I think so, it is working time now, and it is not yet the time for beauties to haunt.

Lan Nuo's eyes casually glanced over the side of the road. Seeing this, Lan Nuo couldn't help but cursed with a smile: "Damn, you guys really have lost all conscience!" No wonder Lan Nuo was surprised, because the people on both sides of the alley On the advertisement wall, there is still a photo of Shenmenyi holding the crocodile mixture.

I've seen people advertising, but I've never seen people advertising like this. They don't let go of alleys. Is this because you have money to burn?Lan Nuo secretly cursed, and suddenly he thought of the Crocodile God Mixture in his bag, and immediately felt heartbroken. These evil-minded maggots dared to sell a "Lollypop" for 260 yuan.What made Lan Nuo even more angry was that the silly girl in her family actually bought half a box and returned it, saying it was the wholesale price, 240 yuan, and she could save money by buying more!It really makes sense, Lan Nuo was completely speechless to argue.

A box of 60 pieces, a half box of 30 pieces, a total of 7200 yuan!The corners of Lan Nuo's eyes twitched.

Thinking of this, Lan Nuo suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought of a good idea, to test and test this thing by himself at night.Most of the slimming products on the market today are selling dog meat in sheep's clothing. They are purely for the wallets of beauty-loving old ladies. Let's see how I pierce your pig urine and let you reveal the truth.Thinking about it, Lan Nuo drove the car into the parking lot.

After entering the lab, changing into the lab clothes, and carrying out the succession procedures, the day-shift experimenter briefly informed Lan Nuo about the environment in the lab, and both parties signed, and Lan Nuo officially went to work.

After the day shift experimenter left, Lan Nuo inspected the laboratory carefully again before sitting back at his desk.His stomach was rumbling and he was a little hungry. Then Lan Nuo remembered that he hadn't had dinner yet, and he was so absorbed in thinking about things on the way that he completely forgot about buying food.

Forget it, let's eat the "popsicle" first, anyway, it also has a little heat, Lan Nuo thought helplessly.

Because his wife wasted money indiscriminately, Lan Nuo called the crocodile mixture "popsicle" in spite of himself. The purpose was to disgust his wife. After two days, he got used to it.

Lan Nuo took out one from the bag. His wife had been drinking it for several days, so it should be edible. Lan Nuo was very relieved about this, and without any hesitation, he bit off the seal and sucked it up in one go.

"Uh!" Lan Nuo hiccupped, he looked at the empty plastic tube in his hand with surprise, his face full of disbelief.Because of the feeling of abundance in his stomach now, he doesn't feel hungry at all.No wonder my wife hasn't eaten in the past few days, there's nothing wrong with it, it really works.

This was beyond his expectation.For a technological dog, when faced with unimaginable things, the first reaction is no different from ordinary people, surprised.The second feedback is, let me see how you did it?
It just so happens that I have nothing to do at this time, and Lan Nuo is curious about this crocodile god mixture, so let's do some testing to see what kind of black technology Jiuyang Sect controls!

He took out another crocodile potion from his bag, and Lan Nuo was busy first.Two hours later, the test was over, and while Lan Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, he was even more surprised.Unexpectedly, the ingredients of the crocodile-shen mixture are nothing more than the fats, carbohydrates, etc. needed by the human body, plus a portion of non-digestible substances.

Non-digestible substances are the reason to ensure that the stomach is not hungry, and other factors are very common.But even this routine hides even greater abnormalities, how did the Nine Suns Sect bring out these things.

In the laboratory, extracting these devices is not difficult, but expensive.Lan Nuo carefully calculated, if it is to make Jiuyangzong Crocodile God Mixture products, it will cost 2 US dollars per milliliter, and a Crocodile God Mixture has 50ml. After this calculation... Lan Nuo couldn't help shivering , which is too exaggerated.

Lan Nuo accidentally discovered a big little-known secret.A very big feature of the information age is sharing. To put it bluntly, it is showing off. Lan Nuo panicked when he discovered this secret, so he picked up his mobile phone and wrote an article on his Weibo. The problem is that Joyoung The peculiarity of the Zongshen mixture is that it first lists the factors of the crocodile mixture, and then converts the prices obtained by the laboratory into US dollars, and states the prices one by one.

After the article was written, Lan Nuo checked it and found that there was nothing exaggerated, so he clicked to send.Most of the technology dogs are like this, one is one, and two is two.

Lan Nuo's Weibo post was just to reveal his feelings, and he had no other purpose, because his Weibo fans were only two or three big cats and kittens, and he went to busy with his work after posting.

But he didn't know that there was a Penguin news technology editor lurking in his Weibo.

It is well known that the penguin editor's unscrupulousness can be compared to the shocking party of a certain dabbler, and if there is no news, he still has to make up some news. Besides, Lan Nuo's article is justified and has a number. Is this okay?
The Penguin editor came across this article after work, and was immediately overjoyed. With it, I must have lost my bonus this month.But posting like this is too mediocre. Lan Nuo is a technological dog, and his writing is dry, basically all data, and it is estimated that few people will read it when it is sent.So the editor carefully read Lan Nuo's article three times, and then rolled up his sleeves and edited it first, oh, it's a mistake, it's an embellishment.

His title is: Every bite is worth $10!
This topic is indeed shocking enough, if you want to read it, will you not be curious, click to enter and have a look?In fact, at this point, the editor's mission has been fulfilled, but in order not to be scolded, or to avoid being scolded, the editor had to bite the bullet and make up a few more sentences.

For example, starting from the perspective of national righteousness, singing praises for such an outstanding high-tech sect in the hometown.It didn't take much effort, a piece of news was put in the room and edited, clicked to send, the editor was so happy that the snot bubbles came out, bonus, bonus!
One was the instigator, the other fanned the flames, and then this post inexplicably became popular overnight and spread all over the Nine Suns Sect.I read it on other genre websites, and it must be reprinted, but I can’t do what I want to do, and use it to modify it myself, so I sent it as a real-time news, and put it on the top.

Nine Yang Zong crocodile god mixture became popular, and some celebrities will definitely not give up this opportunity to catch the heat.Shenmenyi sent out the crocodile-shen mixture at first, some celebrities didn't finish it, or forgot to eat it, and quickly dug them out from the bottom of the box, all kinds of selfies, all kinds of likes, added fuel to this wave of popularity.

In the era of eyeball economy, having eyeballs is bound to bring benefits.The Jiuyangzong Crocodile God Mixture, which was originally limited to the ** area for advertising, became famous in an instant, and the sales immediately exploded. It caught the Jiuyangzong headquarters by surprise, and all the stocks were sold out. Offices filled with sales department.

However, the output of Crocodile God Mixture is 5000 per day, which is only enough for the sect's capacity in ** District.The second phase of the factory building has not been completed yet, and the output will not increase in the short term.The demand is far greater than the supply, and the Crocodile God Mixture has become hard to find. Everyone wants to test this new technological product, especially women. The price of the Crocodile God Mixture has been raised to 2000 yuan each, which is ten times higher, and it is still priced and out of stock.

Greeting advertisers last night, until 12 o'clock in the evening, Xiang Tianqi is going to sleep more this morning, anyway, the work that can be done is basically done, and the rest can be done as it should be!
Tired and busy during this period of time, Xiang Tianqi felt a little regretful for fooling You Ziya into doing such a shabby business, and he was asking for trouble!However, Ziya had already boarded his pirate ship and couldn't get off. The path he chose had to be walked on his knees. Xiang Tianqi could only do his best to accompany the girl.

Xiang Tianqi was sleeping soundly at the moment, and the phone rang persistently, waking Xiang Tianqi awake.

"What are you doing? Didn't I tell you yesterday? I'm not going today." Xiang Tianqi fumbled for the phone, pressed the speakerphone, threw it beside the pillow, and muttered without opening his eyes.

Ziya's anxious voice came, but he said with some joy in his irritability: "Something went wrong..."

Xiang Tianqi sat up without waiting for Ziya to finish, and asked, "What happened?"

"It's a matter of good deeds." Ziya put it off playfully, and then said after a while: "The sales of our Crocodile God Mixture have exploded, not to mention that the stock is sold out, and new orders are still coming in. coming."

Shouted to Tianqi, then he was a little baffled, and asked in confusion: "Why did it explode all of a sudden? Besides, isn't good sales a good thing? But why is there something else to do?"

"I don't know either. I'm so busy anyway. The reason why I say it's nothing is because there are too many orders and I can't handle it. I can't explain it on the phone. Come to the sect as soon as possible."

Too many orders, can't deal with it?During these days, the products in the warehouse are piled up like a mountain, and they are sold out in an instant?Xiang Tianqi was in a daze for a while, rubbed his face vigorously, and realized that he was not dreaming, so he got up and dressed quickly.

While washing, Xiang Tianqi's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't figure out how this trick changed. But why did the Crocodile God Mixture sell like crazy overnight?Thinking of this, Xiang Tianqi felt a little uneasy, took out his mobile phone and called Hu Yang before trying to inquire about the situation, but it turned out that he was on the phone and couldn't get through.Keep reading to Tianqi, hit again, or the same.

Alright, let's go to Zongmen quickly!

Xiang Tianqi got off the taxi, and when he arrived at the Zongmen building, he was taken aback.The entrance of the building, which used to be lifeless in the past, was gearing up at this moment, and there were waves of debates one after another.Taking a closer look, they are full of reporters with long gold and short cannons. Is this a magical environment?

Fortunately, Xiang Tianqi's body was good enough, and he squeezed a sweat before he got to the door of the office building.There was a row of security guards standing here, blocking the reporters as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

"Mr. Chen, you enter quickly." A security guard with sharp eyes shouted to Tianqi to enter the door.

Xiang Tianqi smiled at the security guard, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and threw it to him, asking, "Xiao Wang, what's going on? Why are there so many reporters?"

These security guards were hired by the office building, and had nothing to do with Jiuyangzong, so Xiang Tianqi had this "bribery" behavior.

Xiao Wang took the cigarette, and when the light came on, it was a good cigarette, 40 yuan a pack, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket, then smiled flatteringly: "Mr. Chen, you don't understand, these reporters are here to interview your sect , but Mr. Zhong won't let them in, so the office building arranged for us to stop them."

Xiang Tianqi asked Xiao Wang why they came to interview, but Xiao Wang couldn't tell why, so Xiang Tianqi walked into the elevator with a bum on his forehead, and pressed the floor of his sect.

During the period, people came and went in and out of the elevator one after another. Xiang Tianqi had been working a lot these days, so he looked familiar.The staff of the other sects greeted him politely regardless of income and expenditure, and a few clerks in the original sect who felt that "talents were too difficult to use" even blatantly asked if Jiuyang sect was still recruiting.

Xiang Tianqi casually socialized with these people, and there were more question marks in his mind.People in Chengzong are very indifferent, not to mention office buildings, even in residential buildings, it is common to see friends who have died for decades without knowing each other. These grandchildren took the wrong medicine today, right?
The elevator door opened, and the corridor was still full of reporters. After thinking about it, Xiang Tianqi understood what was going on.As the saying goes, there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom.There are so many sects in this office building, and there are frequent business exchanges. You Jiuyang Sect can't let the security guards stop everyone from the door, right?

"Excuse me, excuse me!" Xiang Tianqi squeezed towards his own sect with a smile on his face.

The space in the corridor was narrow, and the place where people could stand was already full. Xiang Tianqi's behavior immediately attracted many people to scold him, but he was very thick-faced and said honest apologies without losing his smile. Half a point, but there is no sense of tolerance in the figure. Like a bulldozer, he was squeezed out of a "cursing path".

"Mr. Chen! It's Mr. Chen!" a security guard of Nine Yang Sect exclaimed.

This occasional word is like pouring cold water into hot oil, and it will fry the pan immediately!The reporters put the microphones to Xiang Tianqi's mouth with grim expressions, and asked questions first.

"Mr. Chen, is the technology of your Nine Yang Sect Crocodile God Mixture the best in the world?"

"Mr. Chen, your sect's registered capital is only [-] million yuan. Are you planning to introduce venture capital?"

"Mr. Chen, are you single? What do you expect from your future girlfriend?"

(End of this chapter)

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