The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 22 NO30
Dalkey hastily switched on the lighter again. He kept his face far away for fear of burning it, but this time he couldn’t switch it on. Cousin, what happened? The more anxious he was, the more he couldn’t switch it on. It was too big, which disturbed the poo on his head, and a small piece of that poo fell off from time to time, and after a while, two-thirds of it fell off, and it started to bleed again. A bullet flew down from above, and hit his lighter. As soon as the lighter fell to the ground, I don’t know how to do it, but the poop was still combustible, and it caught fire after a while. Dalkey was even more anxious. Damn, Isn't this going to burn me to death?Dalkey took care of his grandma, groping along the wall, the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and a ball of fire rushed towards him directly, "Don't!"

Don't want to, he bumped himself into the wall all at once, and the collision was missed, and the crack in the stone suddenly appeared, Dalkey thought to himself, a bit like the description in the novel, he was bumped all of a sudden Go out, and once you go out, the stone crevice will disappear.

Dalkey fell heavily to the ground, he saw, wow!How can there be a place where gods live in this bird place? There are waterfalls and lakes. After searching for a long time, it turns out that this is the place where Tiannv and Lian Ziyi live. It turns out that the places we have been to are either their toilets or their baths. Place, shit, I don't know if the goddess is still there, just be there!According to Xingchen Bian's records, she should be an immortal with a history of thousands of years, but why did he come in for a long time, and there was no sign of fart.

Dalkey began to wander here.

He also played a little song, the blue and white porcelain that everyone knows!

This blow was so powerful that it brought out several thousand-year-old shiny green snakes in the cave behind. Several old snakes ran directly in front of him like flying, and immediately surrounded him. Damn it, grandma, you are so awesome. The snakes in this damn place are really big. If you can catch them, they will definitely sell for a good price. What kind of treasure am I looking for?Life is almost gone.Dalji didn't dare to move, looking at the thousand-year-old snakes, he thought, give them something to eat, they should go away, but does he have any snacks on him?After touching and touching, his clothes were almost covered with a layer of oil. He finally found a few biscuits. He threw them to the snake on the opposite side. As soon as he threw them, the snake pounced directly on him. He was so frightened that he backed up again and again, but as soon as he backed up, seeing the snake behind him getting closer and closer, Dalkey was quite annoyed!
He didn't dare to move, the snake would follow him as soon as he moved, he had no choice but to wait, he thought to himself, let's see who can survive, he wanted to sit down, but as soon as he came, the snake in front of him rushed Ready to come over and bite him, scaring him into a cold sweat! "My God!" Dalkey said.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Dalkey suddenly heard a woman's laughter, and he thought to himself, damn it, it can't be that the celestial woman is still alive!Isn't it true that she has cultivated to become a fairy now, at least thousands of years old, and I don't know if the starting point cultivation novel is true. If it is true, then she and Lian Ziyi are not dead yet?Could it be that they wrote that book on purpose and asked others to find some treasure, but they all died. In fact, no one could find any treasure at all. Everything was a lie. , I couldn't help trembling all over my body.

The laughter was unbelievable, and the snakes all moved.

Dalkey looked back, and a very beautiful and sexy woman was smiling at him, it was Zhu Liwen, and Dalkey was about to settle accounts with her, but unexpectedly this sister-in-law came to the door by herself, and Dalkey suddenly became excited Get up, aroused the fighting passion in his heart, a few snakes, what a fart, I will eat your meat and drink your blood later, Dalkey quickly took out a pack of rope from his body, and forcefully Throwing it straight to the distant stone wall, he first deliberately ran to the right, and all the snakes ran after him, Dalkey suddenly turned around, ran quickly to the left, and swung to the ground while holding the rope. On the surface of the lake, he climbed up the rope, half-hanging in the air, looking at Zhu Liwen on the ground.

"I'm coming up, little girl, you are in dire straits now, do you want your uncle to save you?"

Zhu Liwen underestimated him too much. She knew she was an archaeologist, and she didn't know if she was a counterfeit. She didn't expect him to behave so well just now, which made her have a good impression of him. Chaodan, so handsome!

Dalkey looked and yelled like this, but he was actually a little distracted, what a lie!You won't let your sister fall in love with him!If that's the case, then I'll just jump into the lake right away!Hang up early and worry!
What's even more ridiculous is that those snakes actually targeted her, and it seemed that they were going to attack her.

"Haha, it seems that snakes are quite lecherous, maybe they are males! Even our big beauty will drink your blood and eat your flesh."

"Darkie, I'll take care of these animals first, and then I'll take care of you, a big pervert!"

Zhu Liwen was trying to figure out how to escape, but when she heard a sound from above, she thought something was wrong, but when she saw it, Dalkey fell from above, and she was about to hit herself , She hurriedly ran to the back, speaking from her heart, when Zhu Liwen thought that Dalkey was going to die soon, she felt really uncomfortable, but when she thought about it, if she went up to it by herself, she might die Hang up, don't care about him so much.

Just as she was about to run backwards, the biggest snake ran towards her and caught Dalkey with its mouth. Dalkey's foot just landed on its big mouth, and Dalkey was on top of its mouth. There are so many emotions!Unexpectedly, the one who saved her in the end was a animal instead of a person. Looking at this scene, Zhu Liwen was stunned. The tail of a snake next to her swayed gently, and Zhu Liwen went straight into the lake again. .

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"It's really a turn of events! Now it's my turn to laugh at you." Dalkey laughed wildly when he saw Zhu Liwen entered the lake.

When he was triumphant, the snake's mouth just trembled slightly. This trembling was so terrible that Dalkey also fell into the lake, and directly jumped on Zhu Liwen's body.

"Grandma, stinky rascal, how dare you molest your sister!"

I don't know why, but Zhu Liwen met all the men who belonged to her sister.

Dalkey simply swam to the shore with Zhu Liwen in his arms.

"Let go of me, stinky rascal!"

Dalkey said with a smile: "Let go of you, you will die."

"That's none of your business."

"Okay, I don't care."

"But I want to know, where did you get that book of mine?"

Dalkey asked.

"What book?" Zhu Liwen pretended not to know.

"Stop pretending, girl."

"Who's the chick?"

"Of course it's you. You're not very old. I didn't expect you to have a lot of temper and appetite. Even I Dalkey, a famous archaeologist, you dare to throw stones at me! You know, if I die, it's an international archaeologist. The tragedy of the world!"

"Go away, it's just you, you men all have one word, sex!"

"Who is it?"

"Speak as you speak, and don't move your hands."

Zhu Liwen looks very serious!

(End of this chapter)