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Chapter 5 Farce
Chapter 5 Farce
Liu Bing porridge had been standing at the door for some unknown how long.
When he came back, he found that the dormitory door had been kicked to the ground, and there were many people standing at the door watching. They thought something had happened to Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei. When he was about to rush in, an eye-catching scene happened: Chu Feng hugged Zhang Dongwei and cheered non-stop. , Zhang Dongwei's pants were still hanging on the ground, shaking.
Liu Bingzhou's mind went blank immediately, and the roast chicken in his hand fell to the ground with a "smack", and the people inside seemed not to hear it, and continued to do indescribable things.
Liu Bingju didn't know what was going on in the world, it was messed up in an instant, and he didn't know how to continue to face his two living roommates.
"That's right." Liu Bingju suddenly remembered that Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei had been good friends since freshman year, could it be...
So... so disgusting!
It is worth mentioning that these two people are hiding too well, right?After three years of living together, I actually only found out today.
However, this kid Zhang Dongwei.
Liu Bingju looked down at his own, then at Zhang Dongwei's
Amazing!
There is only one feeling in my heart: I am ashamed.
Liu Bingyu couldn't stand it any longer, and covered his mouth with his right fist: "Cough!"
Chu Feng didn't hear it at all, but Zhang Dongwei turned his head in panic, and his eyes met Liu Bingzhou's strange gaze.
"Ahem! Ahem!" Liu Bingju coughed hard.
Chu Feng finally heard it, he hugged Zhang Dongwei and turned to see Liu Bingyu and shouted in panic: "I'll go!"
He quickly released the arm holding Zhang Dongwei and said, "Where did you come from? You didn't even knock on the door when you came in?"
Liu Bingzhou thought: You should knock on my door.
Do I have to knock on the door lying flat on the floor before I come in?
"Damn, can you put me on the bed gently?" Zhang Dongwei was thrown on the ground by Chu Feng and scolded.
Looks like it hurts.
The group of senior men behind Liu Bingzhou became excited when they heard these words:
"Awesome!" This was Zhao Ergou's voice from the dormitory next door.
"Are you listening?" Li Mazi said.
"Listen, listen." Zhang San quickly replied.
"Fat, Fatty, get out of the way and let us go in and take a look."
"Yeah, yeah, it's been a long time, we haven't seen such a scene before!"
"You underage, go back to your dormitory and let me see!"
"I'm already a fucking freshman, why am I underage?"
"No, get out of the way, I have to take some photos, the scene is too bloody for you to watch."
"Crack~Crack~"
"."
There was an endless stream of noise at the door of the dormitory, one wave higher than the other, and the sound of whistles resounded throughout the floor.
It is not a big deal for everyone to watch the excitement, and they are scrambling to pass behind Liu Bingyu to see this legendary event with their own eyes.
Although Liu Bingyu is tall and covers the door tightly, there is still a gap between his head and shoulders. The people behind him keep taking pictures from behind, trying to poke their heads out and try their best to step over Liu Bing Porridge's body witnessed this stunning scene with his own eyes.
Hearing the continuous sound of taking pictures behind him, Liu Bingju became angry.
You said that about my brother in front of me, and you still took pictures in such an aboveboard manner. If it gets out, where will Lao Zhang and Chu Feng lose their face?Although they are like this
Correct!
But you must not let you bully them!
Thinking of this, Liu Bingju yelled behind him: "Shooting your M!"
"My CNM's! Is it good-looking? Still taking pictures after seeing it? You shoot you! @#%¥#! I'll go to your @#%!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Zhao Ergou's cell phone and threw it to the ground, "Bang!"
Then came another backhand slap.
Zhao Ergou was low and thin, and he couldn't beat Liu Bingzhou, so he had to support his neck: "What's wrong? Do you dare to do it and don't want to be photographed?"
Liu Bingju became even more angry: "Shooting you MGB! What's the matter? Come and tell me what's wrong!"
"You can shoot others, but shoot them both."
"no!"
"It's the 21st century and you idiots are still looking at this kind of thing from a different perspective. Isn't that embarrassing?"
"No shame! Do you know the freedom of love? Do you know that this is a personal attack?"
"What's wrong with homosexuality? Gays have eaten your rice? If you have the guts to take care of others, go back and take pictures of your parents, you know?"
Liu Bingyu had an impassioned meal, even if my brother is gay, it's not something cats and dogs like you can watch!
None of your business!
Then Liu Bingju checked the mobile phones of everyone at the scene and deleted all the photos and videos in them.
Everyone present knew that Liu Bingju was not a good person, so they had to show Liu Bingju their phones to check one by one.
"When you go back, you should cover your dog's mouth tightly, you know?"
Seeing that no one answered him, he yelled: "You know what?"
Zhao Ergou took the lead and nodded hurriedly, "I know."
"Even if this matter is over, I hope you don't look at the two of them with strange eyes. It has already happened, but all we can do is to bless you!"
Liu Bingzhou wasted a lot of time with his impassioned speeches, because he was afraid that these people would spread the word after they returned, and his brothers could not lose face.
Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei in the dormitory were so confused by Liu Bingzhou that they turned around: Why, why?
Suddenly we are involved, what are you doing?
Always feel that something is wrong
Chu Feng showed embarrassment: "Fatty!"
"You seem to be doing something wrong."
Liu Bingzhou nodded, indicating that he understood what Chu Feng meant, patted Chu Feng's shoulder hard, and said solemnly: "Brother, I understand you! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I won't mind. But you have to be more careful in the future."
"You know nothing, Old Liu!" Zhang Dongwei leaned on the bed and put on his pants and shouted hurriedly.
"Ouch~ It's a shame, it's nothing in the first place, you have to misinterpret it, and you still tell people so impassionedly, there was nothing wrong with it, but now you make it seem like we really have an affair." Zhang Dongwei's face was bitter, frosty Like a beaten eggplant, I don't know what to do with a frowning face.
Liu Bingzhou was also confused.
They were all seen with their own eyes, so what is there to argue about?
I obviously understand you so much, why are you still hiding it?
It's obvious that you yourself have done something embarrassing, why do you still want to blame me now?
"Oh~ I understand, are you afraid that I will discriminate against you? Don't worry, I have said it all, I understand you, relax, long live love! I wish you a long life and a prosperous life, and you will be more energetic as your days go by! But you have to take safety measures!"
Liu Bingzhou suddenly realized that he was afraid that he would also discriminate against them. Oh, really, what's the point?
Ding!
Just as Chu Feng was about to continue explaining, the system sounded the sound.
(End of this chapter)
Liu Bing porridge had been standing at the door for some unknown how long.
When he came back, he found that the dormitory door had been kicked to the ground, and there were many people standing at the door watching. They thought something had happened to Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei. When he was about to rush in, an eye-catching scene happened: Chu Feng hugged Zhang Dongwei and cheered non-stop. , Zhang Dongwei's pants were still hanging on the ground, shaking.
Liu Bingzhou's mind went blank immediately, and the roast chicken in his hand fell to the ground with a "smack", and the people inside seemed not to hear it, and continued to do indescribable things.
Liu Bingju didn't know what was going on in the world, it was messed up in an instant, and he didn't know how to continue to face his two living roommates.
"That's right." Liu Bingju suddenly remembered that Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei had been good friends since freshman year, could it be...
So... so disgusting!
It is worth mentioning that these two people are hiding too well, right?After three years of living together, I actually only found out today.
However, this kid Zhang Dongwei.
Liu Bingju looked down at his own, then at Zhang Dongwei's
Amazing!
There is only one feeling in my heart: I am ashamed.
Liu Bingyu couldn't stand it any longer, and covered his mouth with his right fist: "Cough!"
Chu Feng didn't hear it at all, but Zhang Dongwei turned his head in panic, and his eyes met Liu Bingzhou's strange gaze.
"Ahem! Ahem!" Liu Bingju coughed hard.
Chu Feng finally heard it, he hugged Zhang Dongwei and turned to see Liu Bingyu and shouted in panic: "I'll go!"
He quickly released the arm holding Zhang Dongwei and said, "Where did you come from? You didn't even knock on the door when you came in?"
Liu Bingzhou thought: You should knock on my door.
Do I have to knock on the door lying flat on the floor before I come in?
"Damn, can you put me on the bed gently?" Zhang Dongwei was thrown on the ground by Chu Feng and scolded.
Looks like it hurts.
The group of senior men behind Liu Bingzhou became excited when they heard these words:
"Awesome!" This was Zhao Ergou's voice from the dormitory next door.
"Are you listening?" Li Mazi said.
"Listen, listen." Zhang San quickly replied.
"Fat, Fatty, get out of the way and let us go in and take a look."
"Yeah, yeah, it's been a long time, we haven't seen such a scene before!"
"You underage, go back to your dormitory and let me see!"
"I'm already a fucking freshman, why am I underage?"
"No, get out of the way, I have to take some photos, the scene is too bloody for you to watch."
"Crack~Crack~"
"."
There was an endless stream of noise at the door of the dormitory, one wave higher than the other, and the sound of whistles resounded throughout the floor.
It is not a big deal for everyone to watch the excitement, and they are scrambling to pass behind Liu Bingyu to see this legendary event with their own eyes.
Although Liu Bingyu is tall and covers the door tightly, there is still a gap between his head and shoulders. The people behind him keep taking pictures from behind, trying to poke their heads out and try their best to step over Liu Bing Porridge's body witnessed this stunning scene with his own eyes.
Hearing the continuous sound of taking pictures behind him, Liu Bingju became angry.
You said that about my brother in front of me, and you still took pictures in such an aboveboard manner. If it gets out, where will Lao Zhang and Chu Feng lose their face?Although they are like this
Correct!
But you must not let you bully them!
Thinking of this, Liu Bingju yelled behind him: "Shooting your M!"
"My CNM's! Is it good-looking? Still taking pictures after seeing it? You shoot you! @#%¥#! I'll go to your @#%!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Zhao Ergou's cell phone and threw it to the ground, "Bang!"
Then came another backhand slap.
Zhao Ergou was low and thin, and he couldn't beat Liu Bingzhou, so he had to support his neck: "What's wrong? Do you dare to do it and don't want to be photographed?"
Liu Bingju became even more angry: "Shooting you MGB! What's the matter? Come and tell me what's wrong!"
"You can shoot others, but shoot them both."
"no!"
"It's the 21st century and you idiots are still looking at this kind of thing from a different perspective. Isn't that embarrassing?"
"No shame! Do you know the freedom of love? Do you know that this is a personal attack?"
"What's wrong with homosexuality? Gays have eaten your rice? If you have the guts to take care of others, go back and take pictures of your parents, you know?"
Liu Bingyu had an impassioned meal, even if my brother is gay, it's not something cats and dogs like you can watch!
None of your business!
Then Liu Bingju checked the mobile phones of everyone at the scene and deleted all the photos and videos in them.
Everyone present knew that Liu Bingju was not a good person, so they had to show Liu Bingju their phones to check one by one.
"When you go back, you should cover your dog's mouth tightly, you know?"
Seeing that no one answered him, he yelled: "You know what?"
Zhao Ergou took the lead and nodded hurriedly, "I know."
"Even if this matter is over, I hope you don't look at the two of them with strange eyes. It has already happened, but all we can do is to bless you!"
Liu Bingzhou wasted a lot of time with his impassioned speeches, because he was afraid that these people would spread the word after they returned, and his brothers could not lose face.
Chu Feng and Zhang Dongwei in the dormitory were so confused by Liu Bingzhou that they turned around: Why, why?
Suddenly we are involved, what are you doing?
Always feel that something is wrong
Chu Feng showed embarrassment: "Fatty!"
"You seem to be doing something wrong."
Liu Bingzhou nodded, indicating that he understood what Chu Feng meant, patted Chu Feng's shoulder hard, and said solemnly: "Brother, I understand you! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I won't mind. But you have to be more careful in the future."
"You know nothing, Old Liu!" Zhang Dongwei leaned on the bed and put on his pants and shouted hurriedly.
"Ouch~ It's a shame, it's nothing in the first place, you have to misinterpret it, and you still tell people so impassionedly, there was nothing wrong with it, but now you make it seem like we really have an affair." Zhang Dongwei's face was bitter, frosty Like a beaten eggplant, I don't know what to do with a frowning face.
Liu Bingzhou was also confused.
They were all seen with their own eyes, so what is there to argue about?
I obviously understand you so much, why are you still hiding it?
It's obvious that you yourself have done something embarrassing, why do you still want to blame me now?
"Oh~ I understand, are you afraid that I will discriminate against you? Don't worry, I have said it all, I understand you, relax, long live love! I wish you a long life and a prosperous life, and you will be more energetic as your days go by! But you have to take safety measures!"
Liu Bingzhou suddenly realized that he was afraid that he would also discriminate against them. Oh, really, what's the point?
Ding!
Just as Chu Feng was about to continue explaining, the system sounded the sound.
(End of this chapter)
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