reincarnation without common sense

Chapter 71 Polnareff Forced to Carsick
Polnareff's face turned pale instantly, his stomach churned, and he kept spitting out.

"Lin Lin, you're almost done. The more you talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes." Joseph said with a wry smile, "I'm still an old man, so let's talk about the taste."

Jotaro sighed and shook his head: "Okay, old man, it's time to go, we have to hurry."

Joseph nodded, and everyone stopped talking nonsense immediately. When they came outside, they found that the original street outside had turned into a cemetery. The wind blew past, blowing up large pieces of yellow sand and a few pieces of human bones. Rolling past everyone's sight, the only intact building in this valley is this hotel.
"My God! What's going on here? Why are all the places other than the hotel turned into cemeteries?" Joseph scratched his head in confusion.

Lin Zhentian rubbed his chin: "It should be that grandma used her ability to disguise all the places other than the hotel as streets. In this case, it can also explain why we saw some stone tablets similar to tombstones after we came here .It's not that we misunderstood it, but a real tombstone."

"Is the whole town actually disguised by the enemy's stand-in ability? Fog's ability is indeed very troublesome, and physical attacks are almost completely ineffective." Joseph tilted his head and said, "Okay, anyway, She has already lost, let's take her and continue on our way, if possible, maybe we can get news about Dio's double."

Lin Zhentian nodded, looked at the jeep that was still parked beside him, and said with a sneer, "This Hornhaus didn't drive the car away? Then this guy ran away on foot?"

"How could he drive away? I have the key with me."

"Huh? Isn't there a way in the movie that you can ignite a fire with a few wires?"

"Well, it's possible, but if he wanted to escape, maybe he didn't think about it in a hurry. Anyway, it's a good thing that the car is still here, at least we can go fast." Joseph said with his hands on his hips, "OK Come on, let's go, Polnareff, it's okay for you to drive, right? Put grandma in the trunk. Is it okay to put it in the trunk? Lin?"

Lin Zhentian nodded: "Yes, the barrage released by my substitute cannot be touched, otherwise it will be deprived of its soul, and the substitute cannot touch it. The only way is to break it from a distance, like the emerald splash of Huajingyuan That... the old woman was hit several times by my barrage, and she has completely lost the ability to manipulate the double, and now she can't even move."

"That's good...then, let's go and go to the next city." Joseph waved, took out the key, suppressed a smile, and threw the key into Polnareff's hair again, " Come on! Don't throw up! Go for a drive, the fog is gone now, hurry up."

Polnareff retched with a pale face, and shook his head: "I...I feel a little uncomfortable, maybe I can't drive it, Mr. Joestar, you should go first."

"Me? Are you serious... Uh, it seems to be, okay, I will drive before the city falls." Joseph suddenly smiled, "However, if the car overturns or something If something happens, don’t blame me!”

Lin Zhentian immediately grabbed Joseph's arm, looked at Polnareff with a wry smile, and said, "That, that, Polnareff, do you want to think about it again? Joestar's superb driving skills us I have already experienced it, if possible, Mr. Joestar please take it easy."

Joseph shook off Lin Zhentian's hand in dissatisfaction, and said with a frown, "I'm really impolite. Although I said so, my driving skills are actually very good. Don't underestimate me!"

As he said that, Joseph took the key from Polnareff's hair, stepped into the car confidently, started the engine, and waved to everyone: "Hey! Come up to me quickly. let's go!"

Lin Zhentian climbed into the car with ashen face: "It's over."

Joseph quacked and said with a strange smile: "Don't worry, I will let you all feel my extraordinary driving skills soon!"

Immediately afterwards, after everyone got into the car, Joseph kicked the accelerator, and the jeep flew out!Leaving behind a string of Lin Zhentian's frightened shouts
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Lin Zhentian held on to the handrail tightly, and shouted in panic on the bumpy car.Kakyoin next to him was also grabbing the handrail stubbornly, but Jotaro seemed to be completely unaffected, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

The reason for the bumpy vehicle is that there are too many potholes and pebbles on this road, and the car bumps into those things from time to time, causing the car body to shake a lot.

Polnareff sat in the front, and the feeling of wanting to vomit has never been better. From being disgusted by Lin Zhentian's words at the beginning to vomiting, to now being bumped by the vehicle to motion sickness, Polnareff's face He has always been snow-white, and his originally white skin looks even more unhealthy pale at this time.

But for this, Joseph seemed to be completely unaware of this, and instead shouted excitedly: "Oh! It's great! This car has a lot of horsepower!! Hahahaha, that's it, it rushed to Pakistan in one breath Karachi!!"

"No!!! Mr. Joestar, please look around you! Polnareff! Polnareff is dying!!"

"Oh?"

Only then did Joseph look at Polnareff at the side. At this moment, Polnareff was about to faint, and he swayed completely with the sway of the vehicle, like a grass shining in the wind. With the seat belt on him, he probably flew out.

"Oh~ Polnareff, what's the matter with you? Weren't you very energetic before?" Joseph shook Polnareff vigorously.

The corners of Lin Zhentian's mouth twitched, and he quickly held him down: "Stop, stop! Mr. Joestar, stop being shaken, this guy has been being shaken a few hours ago, look, he has passed out now."

Joseph nodded: "Well, okay, then drive slowly. How about we just stop and take a rest?"

"Let's just drive slowly, anyway, it's not too far from Karachi in Pakistan, let him have a good rest then. He hasn't had much rest these two days," Kakyoin suggested, "The most important thing is, what to eat Not much, and he vomited a lot before and after getting in the car, so I need to give him some food earlier."

"Well, I see, let's go."

Joseph then lightly stepped on the accelerator, and the car moved forward slowly. Although the speed is still not slow, it can be said to be very slow compared to before. Before, Joseph was almost at the highest speed throughout the entire journey, and put it in the trunk The spare fuel tank in the tank was quickly depleted to only half a barrel left.

The car was driving, and Polnareff was in the stable car, and his reaction was not as great as before, but his face was still not good-looking.

Jotaro kept his eyes closed, and Lin Zhentian didn't know if he fell asleep.Kakyoin looked outside, but frowned.
"What's wrong? Huajingyuan?" Lin Zhentian looked over, "Did you find anything wrong?"

Kakyoin nodded and looked ahead: "To be honest, I have felt something wrong since ten minutes ago. It seems that we are not driving to the city ahead."

"What? Did Mr. Joestar drive the wrong way?" Polnareff immediately sat up like a flash of light.

"No, no, no! I didn't drive the wrong way. From a few hours ago to now, there has been only one road!" Joseph immediately denied, "Kajingin, did you read it wrong? Because the distance is too far , It’s normal to not feel the distance.”

Kakyoin shook his head: "No, I definitely didn't feel wrong. Since ten minutes ago, that city has been this size, and it hasn't changed! Although the surrounding scenery has been changing."

Speaking of this, Kakyoin immediately widened his eyes!

"Look! Look over there!!" Kakyoin pointed to the scenery in one direction, "The scenery over there is not moving at all!! Only the one around us is moving!"

Joseph scratched his head and looked back at Kakyoin: "Hey, Kakyoin, you won't be dizzy too, right? The scenery in the distance changes very slowly! We are moving fast now, and so are the surrounding objects. It's normal!"

"No! It's not that simple! Mr. Joestar! Front!!"

When Joseph turned his face, he suddenly found that a huge rock was blocking the road ahead!
"Mr. Joestar!!!"

"The Hermit's Purple!!" Joseph slammed the steering wheel, and at the same time summoned the 'Hermit's Purple' with his right hand, entangled the stone on the roadside, and pulled it hard!

But this didn't make the vehicle change direction. On the contrary, because the steering wheel was turned too big and the speed was not slow, after the whole car turned sideways, the inertia overturned the car!

"Oh! No!" Joseph suddenly realized that he had made a big mistake, and in a hurry, he only had time to let himself land safely.

But the others didn't need his help. While flying out, Polnareff summoned the 'Silver Chariot', cut off the safety belts on himself and others, and everyone flew out.

Needless to say, Jotaro and Kakyoin are in very good physical condition, so flying out is no problem, even Lin Zhentian, who is in poor health, managed to find the landing angle under the control of Shi Ting.

Although it still hurts like a grandson after landing...

Although Polnareff's current physical condition is not good, his stand-in energy is far superior to that of Lin Zhentian, and the same is true of his body. Although the landing posture is not beautiful, it can be considered a safe landing.

(End of this chapter)