Report the big devil

Chapter 118 Does Stomach Pain?
"Where is the little brother from?"

The young and mature woman asked in a soft voice, if Wang Mengmeng's deliberate cuteness made Chun Xiaobai uncomfortable, then this woman's behavior at the moment made Chun Xiaobai sick.

Chun Xiaobai glanced at the woman next to him. This woman's flirting skills were pretty good. When she came up, she directly asked where she was from. This was the so-called going from shallow to deep, inadvertently inserting a proposition of 'whether to make a date', so that The man was led by the nose unintentionally.

Master!

Chun Xiaobai's first impression was that this woman was extraordinary.

Immediately Chun Xiaobai said unhurriedly: "Have you seen a Bangzi TV series? 'My Love from the Star', I am the same as Xiaodu, we are both aliens!"

The woman was slightly taken aback, what exactly does this mean?This person's way of thinking seems to be very unique. When a normal man sees a beauty like himself, he would already be ready to move, but this handsome young man can be as immobile as a mountain, and even make such ignorant jokes with himself.
Could it be that he is mentally handicapped?
Uh. No!

It must be a man with a lot of social experience, otherwise it would be impossible to achieve this level!

"Little brother is really interesting, sister, I like you so much!" The woman smiled and said, "Since everyone has talked about it, let me be more honest. In fact, sister, I am also from outer space."

"Oh?"

"Are you from the M78 nebula?" Chun Xiaobai was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "I am a prince from the L77 nebula, but unfortunately my hometown was destroyed by the Magma Stars, all my parents and the same kind died and my brother As Tera's whereabouts are unknown."

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

What is the situation now?
The woman has lost herself, she can't understand what Chun Xiaobai is saying at all, but if there is a child at this moment, then maybe she can do a translation, but unfortunately there is no child present.

"Little brother, let's talk about something else, my sister can't adapt to your rhythm." The woman said helplessly.

Weak chicken!

Chun Xiaobai glanced at the woman next to her with disdain. Thinking about it now, Wang Mengmeng is better. At least she has fully adapted to her own rhythm, and she can even stage a scene of eating people with leeks.

Let's talk about other things. It seems that there is no common language.

If this is a pure natural beauty, then you can also chat about things about man and nature, but the one around you is a specially processed recreated beauty, so what can you talk about.

"Did you have plastic surgery?" Chun Xiaobai looked more and more distorted, and couldn't help asking: "Your double eyelids should have been cut, your nose should have been padded, and your face should have been stretched. Eyebrows should be trimmed, lips should be pigmented"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

I go!

These eyes are too poisonous, right?
Why did this guy see everything!
The woman was a little bit speechless by Chun Xiaobai's words. It was true that as he said, he had his whole body trimmed, but after all, this was his own privacy, why was it suddenly known to strangers all over.

"you"

"How do you know?" the woman asked in surprise.

Chun Xiaobai smiled and said, "I'm talking nonsense."

This.
A woman is a little skeptical about her life. Does this person know if she has undergone plastic surgery?
Chun Xiaobai looked at the time, only 10 minutes had passed, then he noticed the American coffee stand not far away, and asked, "Do you want coffee?"

"Then give me a drink too, thank you." The plastic surgery woman nodded.

Seeing Chun Xiaobai leave, this woman's face was completely pulled down, this young man is not easy to deceive!This brain circuit seems to be a little abnormal, or it is mentally handicapped, or it is a genius.

genius?

When I met Li Lu today, even a genius would have scammed you out of your money!

Chun Xiaobai bought two cups of iced Americano coffee, glanced at his mobile phone, then found a pharmacy, bought some strong laxatives, returned to his seat, raised two cups of coffee and asked, "Which one do you want?"

"???"

The woman was a little surprised. Could there be a difference between the two cups?Youyou said: "Is there a difference?"

"This one contains laxatives, but this one doesn't." Chun Xiaobai said.

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

Could this person be a psychopath?
This woman was a little suspicious of Chun Xiaobai's words, and she didn't dare to take coffee for the first time. This was the first time she encountered this kind of hesitation. In the past, she always made men hesitate, so no man made herself hesitate.

"I, I. Are you sure about this cup?" the woman said with a little worry.

"I guess so." Chun Xiaobai said helplessly, "I also forgot which cup was left out just now, so I took four straws, and I'll know by tasting one of them first."

So wise!
The woman thought of quitting for a while, but in order to defraud Chun Xiaobai of money, she had to face the difficulties in the end.

"Snapped!"

Chun Xiaobai took a straw and inserted it into one of the cups of Americano coffee. After taking a sip, he waited for a while and said, "This cup has no laxatives, here you are!"

Then he pulled out the straw and handed the cup of coffee without laxatives to the reconstructed beauty beside him, and gave him a brand new straw by the way.

"Thank you."

Taking a few sips of coffee, the woman was thinking about how to swindle Chun Xiaobai out of his money, but after 1 minute, she found a problem, Chun Xiaobai kept staring at herself.

Ha ha!

Sure enough, he was still attracted by his beauty, after all, he spent more than 20 yuan on plastic surgery!
"Little handsome guy, why are you looking at me all the time?" The re-engineered beauty pretended to be shy and said, "Do you think my sister looks beautiful?"

Chun Xiaobai shook his head, and said seriously, "Does your stomach hurt?"

what?
Does your stomach hurt?
At this time, the recreated woman felt a pain in her abdomen. The sudden situation made her exclaim in surprise, and asked, "What's wrong with me? What did you drink for me?"

"The cup you drank has laxatives." Chun Xiaobai said, "I just remembered."

"you"

"Didn't you drink too? Why are you okay?" the re-created woman said angrily.

Chun Xiaobai froze for a moment, then spit out the coffee that had been in his mouth all the time, and said calmly, "Look, it's gone now."

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Lu will add 60 seconds for you!"

This, this person must be sick!
The angry recreated beauty burst the coffee in her hand, and wanted to teach the bastard a lesson, but her stomach hurt so badly that beads of sweat began to seep from her forehead.

Seeing the recreated woman fleeing the scene frantically, Chun Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and called the local branch of the Super Power Crime Investigation Bureau, asking them to come and arrest a C-level wanted fugitive.

Coincidentally, in the process of buying coffee, Chun Xiaobai was visiting a portal, and then saw a wanted news in an inconspicuous corner. When he clicked on the content, he found that although the protagonist was wearing a mask, he was from a special pair of eyes. From the eyelids, it was the woman next to him just now.

"oops!"

"I forgot to leave my name for doing good deeds!" Chun Xiaobai remembered that he hung up the phone too quickly just now, and couldn't help but feel very sad. Not leaving a name for doing good deeds is not the same as doing nothing.

　Thanks to Elephant Zyl for the [-] reward, and other great people for their rewards. By the way, I already owe three chapters.
　　
　
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