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Chapter 158 This woman is not simple! (twenty three)

The next day.

I didn't encounter too many things in the ancient town, just ordinary travel, boating, snacks, selfies, Chun Xiaobai and the others had a great time, and of course Wang Mengmeng was in the most beautiful mood.

Ever since Chun Xiaobai accidentally kissed her on the cheek, Wang Mengmeng almost fell into a trance, forcing him to kiss her again that night, but she fell asleep happily, not to mention the quality of her sleep.

But kissing the cheek is only a very, very elementary action, and it is obviously not enough for the ambitious Wang Mengmeng. However, when she kept hinting during this period, the response she got was the "Law on the Protection of Minors".

This can’t be blamed on Chun Xiaobai. Now is a society ruled by law, and doing things according to the law is the basic quality of every citizen. Although Chun Xiaobai often takes to the streets with a gun, this does not hinder his concept of law-abiding in other fields.

Of course, Chun Xiaobai is not that kind of saint or Liu Xiahui. In pursuing the ideal of showing off and being slapped in the face, he also wants many relationships between men and women that transcend friendship, such as driving a car and so on.
But looking at the person next to him, everything seems so illusory and ethereal, and there is even a great risk, if you are not careful, you will be ruined.

Wang Mengmeng is only 16 years old now, only 13 years old physically, but 20 years old psychologically, not to mention how terrifying the unnaturalness is, and if something happens, it will not be cleaned up by jumping into the Yellow River.

Furthermore, the crime of obscenity is a crime that can be beheaded. Although I am a victim, if I encounter unscrupulous media to report blindly, and then the people who eat melons come up to watch, this kind of public opinion pressure is really unbearable. .

Being a man is hard, being a man is even harder, and being a man like myself is even harder.

"Hey!"

"I want to eat stinky tofu!" Wang Mengmeng pointed to a stall selling stinky tofu on the street, and hurriedly pulled Chun Xiaobai beside her and said, "Buy some for me, remember to use more sweet noodle sauce, no chili sauce!"

what's the situation?
She actually likes to eat these foods?

Chun Xiaobai felt a little helpless, and glanced at the stall selling stinky tofu. A young man about his own age was frying tofu, and beside him was a little girl who was eating stinky tofu and staring at it vigilantly. Travelers of the past.

God of War stinky tofu?
Why is this brand so weird?

Chun Xiaobai didn't think too much about it, and hurried forward to buy stinky tofu, not to mention that a family of stinky tofu is too fragrant. During the conversation with this young man, Chun Xiaobai was overwhelmed by the boss's cheap words , such talents are rare nowadays.

Moreover, Chun Xiaobai and this boss had a feeling of sympathy, maybe it was destined in the dark, and when they left, Chun Xiaobai asked curiously: "What's the boss's name?"

"Miangui's surname is Lu, his name is Bu, his style name is Fengxian, and his name is God of War!"

I go!

Horror!
Chun Xiaobai tried his best to calm down, and said with a smile: "My surname is Chun, my name is Xiaobai, my name is Wade Winston Wilson, and my name is Deadpool."

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

"goodbye!"

"goodbye!"

Chun Xiaobai hurried to Wang Mengmeng's side with the stinky tofu, handed her a box of stinky tofu and said, "It's just fried, eat it while it's hot!"

But Wang Mengmeng didn't reach out to pick up the box of stinky tofu, she silently looked at the man in front of her, and said as thin as a mosquito and ant: "You feed me!"

A little over!

This airport female dwarf trampled on her dignity time and time again, and even ruthlessly tore up her last fig leaf of masculinity in front of so many people.

Resist?
"Ah~"

Chun Xiaobai picked up a piece of stinky tofu with a bamboo stick, and handed it to Wang Mengmeng's mouth. Sometimes the result of resistance is even greater oppression. No one on the street called Taibai Mao said that if you don't work hard I don't even know what despair is.

Wang Mengmeng actually doesn't like to eat stinky tofu, what she likes is the feeling of meticulousness brought by Chun Xiaobai, even though her behavior is a little bit deadly, which girl hasn't done this before?

now.

Wang Mengmeng's cell phone rang suddenly, and when she saw the number of the caller, she hurried to the side, pressed the answer button and hurriedly said, "Hello, Mom! What's the matter? I'm playing outside with my classmates now."

for a long time.

Chun Xiaobai got a little impatient to wait, looking at Wang Mengmeng who had been making porridge on the phone in the distance, Chun Xiaobai had no choice but to wipe out the remaining stinky tofu,

"What's the matter?" Chun Xiaobai asked suspiciously when she saw Wang Mengmeng approaching, and found that her face was slightly blush.

"Can you go to my house for the New Year this year?" Wang Mengmeng said shyly, "Anyway, you don't have a place to go, why don't you go to my house for the New Year."

This can be!
Chun Xiaobai thought for a moment, anyway, he will be alone in the dormitory at that time, why not go to her house with Wang Mengmeng, where he can grab some food and drink, and invite her dad to take a bath together to increase the relationship.
"Okay, okay!" Chun Xiaobai nodded again and again: "I'll go to your house during the Chinese New Year!"

"You agree?!" Wang Mengmeng looked at Chun Xiaobai excitedly, and asked the bastard to go home with her for the New Year. Even an idiot can understand the meaning, but the bastard agreed, which means that he has already agreed. this door.
Damn!

Can't think anymore!
"Speaking of when I come to your house, do you want me to carry something?" Chun Xiaobai glanced at Wang Mengmeng who was holding his arm, and said curiously: "Do you think it is appropriate to carry two big fruit baskets?"

"Then what is the monkey anxious for?" Wang Mengmeng said angrily, "It's only October, can't you bear it?"

"no!"

"This is a matter of politeness!" Chun Xiaobai said slowly: "How about I ask your dad to take a bath? I read some articles and said that besides the wine table, there is another place where men can increase their feelings. That's in the bathhouse."

bathhouse?

improve relationship?

Wang Mengmeng was a little confused. She didn't know much about the affairs between men, so she said to Chun Xiaobai: "It's ok, you can invite my dad to a better place, but be careful not to mess around!"

A better place is actually linked to chaos. Wang Mengmeng is well aware of the stakes in it, but according to the observation of Chun Xiaobai during this period of time, he seems to have found no messy private life besides talking about it.

"Oh, that's right!" Wang Mengmeng suddenly remembered something: "My dad likes to drink black tea and play poker, while my mom's hobby is playing mahjong. You will understand when the time comes."

Uh.
I feel a little bit at a loss!

I was just grabbing a little food, but in the end I had to pay more than [-] yuan, or even more.
"boom!"

Suddenly several loud explosions broke the noisy ancient town and interrupted Chun Xiaobai's train of thought. Tang Ling and Gao Bo hurried to Chun Xiaobai's side.

"Brother Bai, it's bad!" Gao Bo said anxiously, "It seems to be an attack!"

I go!

How is it so coincidental?
Do you really have Conan physique?It is obviously unscientific to meet bad people whenever you come to a place when you are away from home. Although I am quite unlucky, I am not so unlucky, right? !
Not necessarily!
It is possible that Wang Mengmeng has such a physique. Thinking about it carefully, every time I go out with her, there is a high chance of encountering such weird things.

This woman is not simple!

(End of this chapter)