Report the big devil

Chapter 173 Tigers Eat Pigs (23)

That night, Xia Li called Chun Xiaobai and reprimanded him for 30 seconds. It wasn't because of Chun Xiaobai's behavior, it was just that he made Xia Li completely unaware that he would force Principal Yanhuo into his life in just one day. crazy.

"Yeah. Okay!" Chun Xiaobai kept responding, although he didn't know what Xia Li was talking about, but it was always right to agree.

After hanging up the phone, Chun Xiaobai couldn't help but sighed, and his exhausted expression became a little excited in an instant, because he just downloaded a chicken eating game, which was the one he played when he was on a mission to find nuclear warheads. games.

"Can you hear it?" Chun Xiaobai tried his earphones: "I'm so good at commanding thieves, follow me and you can eat chicken!"

"City P! Everyone jumps to City P!"

"Oh, I'm dead, goodbye!"

Just as he was about to jump out of the umbrella, Chun Xiaobai noticed that Gao Bo came to the dormitory with a disappointed expression on his face, and asked curiously, "Gao Bo, what's wrong with you?"

Gao Bo glanced at Chun Xiaobai, and said helplessly, "Tang Ling didn't know what kind of madness happened, but she forcibly withheld my money and only gave me 1 yuan a month. Why did she set up an overdraft service?"

Why does this routine feel so familiar?

After Chunxiaobai thought hard, he finally realized why this routine is so familiar. Isn't this nima developed by Wang Mengmeng, a dwarf girl at the airport? When did Tang Ling use it?
"Sorry!"

Chun Xiaobai said expressionlessly: "I'm worse than you. You have at least 1 yuan a month's pocket money, and my fucking 3000 yuan. You are three times mine!"

"To be precise, it is 3.333 infinite loop times." Gao Bo said: "By the way, little white brother, how about the principal's personal training course?"

For this course, Gao Bo was full of expectations, but after the final notification, the quota of the excellent class and the regular version was cancelled. Apart from being sad, he was more unwilling, but there was no way. This was the decision of the above.

"I was fired." Chun Xiaobai shrugged: "There is no need to go again in the future."

Get fired?
What the hell did little white brother do?
Gao Bo looked at Chun Xiaobai in surprise, and asked curiously: "Brother Xiaobai, why did you get fired? How many people dream of this opportunity, what did you do at that time?"

"I didn't do anything." Chun Xiaobai just killed an unarmed person with a frying pan, and said with a smile: "I killed six people from elite B and C classes by myself, and then I was kicked out."

"Gaobo adds 60 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 60 seconds for you!"

real or fake?

One to six?

Is this possible?

Gao Bo came back to his senses, not to mention that Brother Xiaobai really had such strength. When he was in the abandoned factory, he uprooted the organization entrenched in the abandoned factory by himself. This strength was at least arrogant to all students.

"Brother Bai, in fact, your strength should have reached level E, right?" Gao Bo couldn't help asking, "You've been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, haven't you?"

Chun Xiaobai turned his head to look at Gao Bo with a confused expression on his face. Although he didn't know what happened, this description of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger made Chun Xiaobai feel sour in his confusion.

This shows that his pretense has achieved a small success, and at least it has affected Gao Bo, a pure young man. Although he has not yet reached the point of forcing the king Chen Beixuan or the god Li Qiye, if he thinks about it from his perspective, he does not have the strength to be able to do this. The results are pretty good.

wrong!

has a problem!
According to the law of pretentiousness in online novels, every time I pretend to be pretentious, there are basically not many people who eat melons present, at least Gao Bo is not present, and even if he is present, he will faint.

So how did he know he was awesome?Did he see it in a dream?
Chun Xiaobai thought for a moment and ignored it for the time being. Anyway, Gao Bo's subjective consciousness had already formed this concept. Did he want to forcefully correct his thinking?This is obviously impossible and goes against one's own wishes.

"Ok!"

"But it's not right!" Chun Xiaobai said seriously: "It doesn't seem right that I have been pretending to be a tiger and eating pigs. I am a tiger eating pigs, and I will only be awesome all the way!"

"."

Gao Bo was a little speechless. The reason why he said "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger" was just a polite remark. Who would have thought that Chun Xiaobai would actually climb up and piss on his face by the way.

Forget it
Isn't that what Xiaobai's style is all about.

The next day.

Chun Xiaobai held his cardboard box and wandered around the school. In the hour since he got up in the morning, he had sold three stickers. If he sold two more, the morning target would be reached.

"so boring!"

Chun Xiaobai was sitting on the steps next to the library. Now it was the two vacuum periods of the day. During the period from 08:30 to 10:30, he reluctantly took out his mobile phone and glanced at the class WeChat group.

Now the discussion about "your father" has gradually faded away, and it is more about mutual ridicule among classmates, such as what to eat tonight, what to eat tomorrow morning, and what to eat at noon the day after tomorrow.

For these contents, Chun Xiaobai was very disappointed, but not too disappointed, just like a dish, the color and aroma have reached the extreme, but after putting it in his mouth, he found that there was no taste.

The class group looks harmonious now, but it lacks a happy atmosphere, because 'your father' did not appear!
now.

Wang Mengmeng suddenly sent a message. Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment. She should be in class at this time. How could she be playing with her mobile phone?

Sunny day: eat together at noon.

Your father: Oh!By the way, aren't you in class?

Sunny: I am exempted from cultural courses, and now I am in the laboratory, why don't you come to me.

Sunny: The fourth floor of our teaching building.

Chun Xiaobai closed WeChat, and immediately took his own box to the teaching building. Anyway, he was idle, so he might as well go and see what experiment Wang Mengmeng was doing. If possible, he would come back with something.

Follow things.
Depend on!
I am so unqualified!

for a long time.

Chun Xiaobai came to the fourth floor of the teaching building, and found Wang Mengmeng writing something in a certain laboratory, and there was a big paper tube beside her, which was full of crumpled paper.

"What are you doing?" Chun Xiaobai put the box away, came to her side and glanced curiously. There were a lot of ABCDs that he couldn't understand at all, and he was immediately confused.

"Improve the efficiency of controllable nuclear fusion." Wang Mengmeng said: "I told you that you still don't understand, so just sit beside me obediently."

Is it stupid?

Isn't it boring!
Chun Xiaobai looked at Wang Mengmeng in bewilderment, although it was just sideways, it did not affect his complaints towards Wang Mengmeng, and he would not do business with hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, watching a top student change the world
"Can I take a tour?" Chun Xiaobai said helplessly, "It's really boring to sit like this."

"Uh"

"Okay, but don't mess with anything." Wang Mengmeng said.

Having received the permission, Chun Xiaobai hurriedly got up and started his own journey of exploration. Although he didn't understand many things, but curiosity is an innate human nature. Chun Xiaobai showed all the unknown things he saw With a longing look.

"What is this?" Chun Xiaobai held a special glass with a small piece of what he knew.

"careful!"

(End of this chapter)