Report the big devil

Chapter 19 Oolong Incident
Although everyone present knew that Yu Shuhua was doing it for their own good, but it was Chun Xiaobai who made them unhappy. All the good things were taken by him alone, and in the end, everyone was responsible for the bad things.

Looking at the constantly beating numbers, Chun Xiaobai felt at ease in his heart that his classmates were indeed reliable, and of course he also helped them obtain benefits, so a little more time was considered a courtesy.

The time passed by every minute and every second. During this boring time, Chun Xiaobai wanted to listen to the class seriously several times, but in the end he was defeated. I don’t know why. He just listened to the teacher on the podium. , it will automatically enter the doze mode, which should be the opposite of hit and study.

Chun Xiaobai, who gave up completely, started the mental activity he was good at - daydreaming. In this cute world, Chun Xiaobai almost became the god of the world, from a monthly salary of tens of millions, to winning Bai Fumei, to winning Unlimited power, and finally to dominate the entire universe, Chun Xiaobai has almost experienced the dreams of the protagonists of Qidian.com.

The last piece of pure land for human beings is their own fantasy.
Chun Xiaobai came out of his imaginary world, and watched Teacher Yu Shuhua teaching knowledge there, and everyone except himself was listening attentively, the real world is still so scary.

Just when Chun Xiaobai was trying his best, countless reminders to renew his life suddenly appeared in his brain at this moment, adding five seconds, ten seconds, twenty seconds, and even sixty seconds.

Looking at the names above, Chun Xiaobai felt a little puzzled. These people didn't know him at all, so why would they continue their lives like crazy?
There is a BUG in the system?

Although I don't understand its situation for the time being, Chun Xiaobai is quite happy to see his survival time increasing.

After 5 minutes, the life extension prompted by the system has never been interrupted, and it has become more and more fierce. Sometimes people are lying at home, not necessarily just a pot, there is also the possibility of cake!
an hour later.

Chun Xiaobai opened his personal information again, and found that his data was completely against the sky.

Name: Chun Xiaobai
Remaining survival time: 1 days, 10 hours, 55 minute and 22 seconds

Harmonic value: 109000
I actually managed to save twenty hours in one hour. The happiness came so suddenly that I was completely unprepared for its arrival.

Calm down, Chun Xiaobai, you have to calm down!

The ecstatic Chun Xiaobai kept reminding himself that this is a turbulent world, the more calm it is at this time, but after a long time, Chun Xiaobai still couldn't come to a relatively perfect conclusion.

Maybe it's because I'm so handsome, men have infinite inferiority complex when they see themselves, and women are infinitely obsessed after seeing themselves, which led to the birth of this oolong incident.

Thinking of this, Chun Xiaobai almost didn't laugh.

It seems a little too much.

The so-called cultural class passed smoothly amidst Chun Xiaobai's surprise and suspicion. When Yu Shuhua left the classroom, Chun Xiaobai found that his reminder to renew his life had also stopped.Just when he was surprised, there was quite a riot in the whole class at this moment, and many people came to the corner one after another, completely surrounding the area where Chun Xiaobai was located.

"Chun Xiaobai, what do you mean?" Lei Xingchen, the leader of the crusade against 'ban traitors', looked at Chun Xiaobai angrily: "Do you know how many graduation points you cost us?"

"That's right! If I don't get the graduation points of the cultural class, you will definitely not have a good time!" Standing beside Lei Xingchen, Cheng Fei's face was full of resentment.

Then a large group of students accused Chun Xiaobai of being unkind, causing them to fall into an embarrassing situation.

Despite being criticized by thousands of people, fortunately, Chun Xiaobai's inner world is still quite strong. If he doesn't become a little thicker after getting this kind of system, he will die by now.

How come it's not cute at all again?

Chun Xiaobai looked at this group of his classmates, and said with a haughty and conceited face: "We are the elite class! Isn't the elite class just for excellence, don't you even have the confidence to do so?"

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded, because Chun Xiaobai came up and chatted the topic to death.
To accept or not to accept?
If he answered it, it proved that he did not have self-confidence. In the elite class full of geniuses, it would be a shame to admit that he was behind.If he didn't answer, Chun Xiaobai would have escaped.

In the face of dignity and lessons, everyone chose dignity, and expressed that they were not at all a problem with the so-called 95 points in the exam, or even a full score in the exam.

"It's over!" Chun Xiaobai spread his hands, "I don't know what you are in a hurry for. I don't think you are in such a hurry to blow up your anxious home."

"Add 60 seconds!"

"Add 60 seconds!"

"Add 60 seconds!"

Hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, everyone was very depressed. What kind of metaphor is this? It's obvious that the explosion at home happened much more urgently, and all of this was not caused by you.

The crusade against the 'ban traitors' organization disintegrated under Chun Xiaobai's three-inch tongue, looking at the leaving back, Chun Xiaobai couldn't help but sighed, and said to Wang Mengmeng: "My heart really hurts. Peace made them lose their fighting spirit, and now they don't even have the courage to challenge for full marks!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Although Wang Mengmeng had a little guard in her heart, she finally fell under Chun Xiaobai's thick skin. Are you sure your own heart will hurt?
"Are you panicking?" Chun Xiaobai asked curiously, "Are you confident in getting full marks in the exam?"

Wang Mengmeng said blankly: "I have lived with full marks since I was a child. Do you think I have the confidence?"

I rely on!

It turns out that this is the real top student!No. This is a god of learning!

Chun Xiaobai froze for a moment, it seems that whether he can get a good grade depends on Wang Mengmeng, as long as she is served by the end of the semester, then
"What are you laughing at?" Wang Mengmeng glanced at Chun Xiaobai, saw the indescribable smile on his face, thought he was doubting her ability, and immediately said: "I am the youngest graduate student in Huaguo!"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Chun Xiaobai hurriedly nodded and said, "Of course I believe in your strength. After all, God has given you an airport figure. If you don't give you a genius-like brain, I can't stand it!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Sure enough, you can't talk casually. Wang Mengmeng gave Chun Xiaobai a big white eye, then got up and left the classroom. She didn't want to see Chun Xiaobai's face for the time being.

In the cafeteria, Chun Xiaobai was still the same as usual, sitting in the corner with a mountain of food, and met Gao Bo before eating a few bites. Although there are three or four cafeterias in this school, this cafeteria is the heart of the two of them. It is recognized as one of the most delicious.

"What's wrong?" Chun Xiaobai couldn't help asking Gao Bo when he saw Gao Bo's helpless expression.

"Forget it"

"I've been being investigated by the school all morning!" Gao Bo said indignantly while eating his own food, "There are various questionnaires and investigations, and many people have been punished for past conduct problems, and there are even directly fired."

"Huh? Then why is there nothing wrong with our elite class?" Chun Xiaobai was taken aback: "What the hell is it?"

"This investigation is aimed at the excellent class and the ordinary class. The elite class is directly exempted." Gao Bo said: "The main reason is that there is a psycho who actually sang under the vice principal's office."

Sing?

Isn't this a normal thing?
Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, full of doubts about this, and hurriedly asked: "Singing is a good thing, it shows that this classmate is versatile, do they want to deprive us of the right to sing?"

"No!"

"It's not what you imagined!" Gao Bo sighed, "The problem lies in the lyrics of this song. Do you know what this psychopath changed a nursery rhyme to?"

Chun Xiaobai shook his head.

"I'll hum a few words for you. This is what the vice-principal heard." Gao Bo put down his spoon and hurriedly hummed a few words to Chun Xiaobai: "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, little The bird said: Zao Zao, why are you carrying a pack of dynamite?"

"I went to bomb the school. The teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled the thread, I ran away. There was a bang and the school was gone. Uh, I forgot about the rest." Gao Bo said awkwardly to Chun Xiaobai.

I rely on!

This is not what I sang.
Chun Xiaobai was completely stunned. He felt that he was the crazy singer who made a lot of trouble. It turned out that the reminders to renew his life came from innocent students in the excellent class and the ordinary class.

"Brother Xiaobai, what's the matter with you?" Gao Bo couldn't help asking looking at Chun Xiaobai who had a strange expression on his face.

"It's all right." Chun Xiaobai smiled reluctantly, and then said to Gao Bo: "Although this nursery rhyme is very vulgar, I understand from its lyrics that the depression in the student's heart, And the helplessness of fighting against the whole world. He is an unknown warrior!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

My long-time friend has a problem with his comprehension ability. God damn it, he heard the helplessness of fighting against the world. What kind of warrior is this?
"Stop making trouble, Brother Bai." Gao Bo said helplessly, "Do you know how much the students in our excellent class and the students in the ordinary class hate him now? The only thing left is to find out the name and crowdfund to buy his hands and feet!"

Chun Xiaobai nodded hastily, he has already felt this sense of 'love', and you see a series of reminders to renew his life, this is simply 'love' like a tide.

"Is the investigation over?" Chun Xiaobai asked.

"I still have to continue the investigation, and I don't know when it will end." Gao Bo said with a pale face.

Chun Xiaobai sighed in grief and indignation, patted his roommate on the shoulder and comforted him: "My condolences."

However, in his heart, it is like this:

It's so cool!

(End of this chapter)