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Chapter 190 Buying a Lesson (13)

In the end, Chun Xiaobai's wish to empty the arsenal of equipment and weapons fell through, because of an order from Zhuang Yuanqing, all members could only take five pieces of equipment at most.

Now that his wish came to nothing, Chun Xiaobai had no choice but to give up his original plan, and honestly choose the equipment that suits him. Firearms and the like are completely out of the scope of his consideration, the most important thing is to have style!

What is forced?

To use a very simple analogy, Clark Kent entered the phone booth in a suit, and a Superman wearing a blue and white Chinese school uniform came out after a while. Do you feel forced?

No!

This is called mental retardation!
Only when a superman with red underwear on the outside appears in the phone booth, this is called a real force!

So I came to a conclusion that whether the equipment is suitable or not is not that important, only whether it can highlight the handsomeness when worn on the body is the real usefulness, as long as it is handsome enough!

Chun Xiaobai walked around and found so many handsome equipments that he couldn't get started. He needed to give himself a template to brighten his gloomy life.

Deadpool?

Forget it, I have copied so much, and if I copy it again, it is estimated that others will ask for their own copyright fees.

iron Man?
No, just five pieces of equipment can make Iron Man, which is probably the beggar's version of Iron Man.

death knell?

Whoops, this is very good!
Chun Xiaobai intends to imitate directly, no. directly copy the shape of the death knell, the appearance of the death knell matches the character design of Deadpool, this combination is a bit weird, probably only a genius like Chun Xiaobai can think of it.

"He's crazy?"

Li Xinmin looked at Chun Xiaobai, who was not far away and was laughing wildly, and hurriedly asked Zhang Linmei beside him, "I think this guy is crazy. I don't know what he is thinking at all, and I can't guess it at all."

"You didn't know?" Zhang Linmei rolled her eyes: "I knew he was crazy the first day I met him. You know how annoyed I was at that time, this guy's mouth was like a machine gun, and he was slapping endlessly Understand."

When the two girls were discussing whether Chun Xiaobai was a psychopath, Chun Xiaobai had already set his sights on a multifunctional super titanium alloy mask. Why is it multifunctional?Because there is a note on the side that says 'Multifunctional XXX'.

"Sir!"

"What is the function of this mask?" Chun Xiaobai hurriedly called Zhuang Yuanqing who was standing at the door smoking a cigarette.

When he came to Chun Xiaobai's side, Zhuang Yuanqing glanced at the mask and couldn't help saying: "This is the best protective mask at present. Its strength has reached to resist the attack of 12.7MM bullets, and it will project a data screen in front of you. , tell you the position and distance of the enemy under your eyes, and there are Beidou and GPS positioning systems, as well as headsets that ignore distance."

"wanted!"

After a while, Chun Xiaobai got his own mask and said happily, "From today on, you will be called 'Xiaobai No. [-]' mask!"

"Zhuang Yuanqing will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Seinfeld adds 60 seconds to you!"

"."

What a stupid name!

All the people present couldn't help but be overwhelmed by 'Little White One'.

"All right!"

"Chun Xiaobai, you have already obtained the best auxiliary items in this equipment library, so don't take any more!" Zhuang Yunqing said to Chun Xiaobai solemnly: "Just pick a few more weapons and forget it."

what?
Is this the end?
Chun Xiaobai was a little depressed. It was over before it started. In the following time, Chun Xiaobai picked out four so-called special large-caliber pistols. The so-called special pistols were actually special edition golden Sand Eagles.

very angry!

Really pissed!

Chun Xiaobai felt that he had been fooled, but after seeing the other four people holding some messy things in their hands, he couldn't help but feel a little more balanced, as long as he wasn't the worst.

"Sir!"

"What about the bullets?" Chun Xiaobai asked.

"The ammunition box will be given to you before the mission, and you can just take it yourself when the time comes," Zhuang Yuanqing said.

It was so!
Don't worry, don't worry
Chun Xiaobai let out a long sigh of relief. Although he didn't fulfill his desire to search, at least he got what he wanted. This trip was not in vain.

Joyfully holding his 'Xiaobai No. [-]', he borrowed a marker pen from Li Xinmin and prepared to color his mask.

"Uh"

"How about drawing a skull?" With a marker pen in his mouth, Chun Xiaobai turned on the computer and found a picture of a skull. He planned to draw a picture of a tiger and a cat, but found that his strength was insufficient!
Forget it
Or draw the simplest lines.

Immediately, Chun Xiaobai drew a smiling mouth on his 'Xiaobai No. [-]' mask, but felt that it was very monotonous, and then enlarged the smiling mouth a lot, tried it on, and took a selfie photo.

Handsome is quite handsome, but it's a pity to cover up his prosperous beauty and let it go, it's a bit more compelling.

Chun Xiaobai looked at his selfie, and hurriedly sent it to Wang Mengmeng in Shanghai, asking her to comment on her graffiti art, and it is estimated that she will be amazed by then.

Your father: How do I draw?Have you ever felt Picasso revived?
Sunny: Get out! ! !

Sunny: I feel like a fool!
This Nima.
The girl dwarf at the airport has learned badly!
Chun Xiaobai thinks that he actually draws quite well, although it is just a smiley expression, at best it is just a curve, but an unknown master once said that the simplest is often the most complicated, and he can draw a Curves are drawn so perfectly, you can be called a master of art, right?

Your father: Don't you think this mask has artistic value?

Sunny: What kind of artistic feeling?
Your father: Among all kinds of people in the world, there are always some lonely crying souls, and those who have these souls may have a strong resonance when they see my mask, making them understand the value of life!
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng, who was far away in the magic capital, was very helpless. This guy probably fell ill again, but what he said made sense, and he couldn't even refute it.

Forget it
Go along with him, and stop hitting this guy's enthusiasm.

Sunny: Wow!You are awesome!

This time,
It was Chun Xiaobai's turn to be confused.

for a long time
Your father: Nonsense!
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

asshole!

idiot!

This guy can't give him a good face!

Wang Mengmeng almost fainted out of breath, she even forgot that this idiot likes to do things like kicking his nose and face.

Your father: By the way. Do you have 100 yuan?

Your father: If I buy you something, it will definitely bring you unlimited benefits!

Wang Mengmeng was stunned
Sunny: Yes!
After a while, Wang Mengmeng gave Chun Xiaobai a red envelope of one hundred.

Sunny: What do you want to buy me?
Your father: Learn a lesson!
Your father: Mengmeng, you can have some snacks!
(End of this chapter)