Report the big devil

Chapter 192 Curry Fills the Air (33)

This was the first debut of the special operations team of Plan D. Except for Chun Xiaobai, everyone present was full of enigmatic confidence and excitement.

"The plane is coming!" Seeing a military transport plane approaching, Li Xinmin couldn't help shouting loudly: "My God. We will be registering soon, and we can go to the mission immediately."

I rely on!

This disease is not light!

Chun Xiaobai looked at the four teammates around him, each of them fell into a mysterious mood, feeling that he was still an old driver in some group, no wonder this Zhuang Yuanqing made him the vice captain
Yet no power is given.

"Boarding the plane!" Li Xinmin was the first to board the plane in high spirits.

Although it is a military transport aircraft, the facilities inside are quite complete, such as bullet boxes for ammunition, various types of body armor, ordinary cold weapons and firearms, etc.

"noob!"

"Can you lend me your three knives to play with?"

Seeing the three knives on Chunxiaobai's back, Sein Fei couldn't help showing envious expression: "I want the long one, don't worry I won't lose it to you, I'll just play with it for a while."

Chun Xiaobai looked at Song Fei, seeing the sincere expression on his face, and considering that he was his teammate, he really couldn't find any reason to refuse, but this was his little baby!
"no!"

"Do you know why?" Chun Xiaobai shook his head, and said seriously: "These three knives are like my lover, no matter how deep the bond between you and me is, it won't work!"

what's the situation?
Does this guy have a fetish?

Song Fei was stunned for a moment, not to mention that the world of lunatics might be like this. He couldn't help but sigh and said: "Xiaobai, we are teammates, so we can just borrow them for a while. Do you think of these three knives as your own wife?" "

"Even though she is a daughter-in-law, have you ever heard of the saying that brothers are like brothers and sisters, and a wife is like clothes?" Song Fei began to brainwash Chun Xiaobai.

However.
As Chun Xiaobai who has been brainwashing others all the year round, if he is brainwashed by this kind of rhetoric, wouldn't the students who were harmed by Xiaobai's film be innocent and wronged?

"Humph!"

"Have you heard the crisp and loud 'hum' in my life?" Chun Xiaobai looked disdainful: "I have only seen a lot of severed limbs on the street, but I have never seen a naked body without clothes and pants." of."

"???"

"???"

"???"

Everyone looked at Chun Xiaobai in amazement. This easy-to-understand metaphor actually came out of Chun Xiaobai's mouth. It didn't fit his psychopathic personality at all.

"what happened?"

"Is my metaphor a little inappropriate?" Chun Xiaobai looked at the expressions of the four people: "Oh, it's almost like this, you can't ask too much of a scumbag, I can still express my point of view with words , instead of using your body, you should feel sincerely grateful!"

Normal,
This sounds very comfortable!
The four of them breathed a sigh of relief. After getting used to the nervous Chun Xiaobai, they suddenly let themselves adapt to the normal version of Chun Xiaobai, which was really unacceptable.

for a long time.

The military transport plane landed at an airport in New Delhi in India. This airport is dedicated to the special task force, and there is no such thing as secondment or secondment. Chun Xiaobai got off the plane, and his face began to turn pale.

Reasonably speaking, India should be a so-called democratic country. Because of this, a group of idiots are often proud of it, but why doesn't the air smell sweet when I am in this stupid country?
"all fake!"

"Every air is sweet. It's obviously the smell of curry!" Chun Xiaobai murmured helplessly to himself.

at this time.

Zhang Linmei, the captain of the team, said: "Our destination is in Tamil Nadu, where there is an armed organization called Tiger. The meteorite of this mission is in this Tiger armed organization. We took a plane to Chennai, and then Then rent a car and go.”

Regarding Zhang Linmei's plan, Chun Xiaobai didn't have any opinion, since he didn't understand anyway, he just listened to the arrangement and offered his own opinions indiscriminately, and if something happened, he would blame him.

Gandhi International Airport is one of the three major airports in India. Of course, in terms of the standard of China, this kind of airport is at best a second-rate airport.

"noob!"

"Stop nagging. You've been talking to yourself for half an hour since getting off the plane!"

In the taxi, Seinfeld, who was sitting in the back row, said to Chun Xiaobai, who was madly complaining in the co-pilot, that this kind of mental attack really broke him down, no matter how bad India is, it is still one of the BRIC countries. .
Is it necessary to bury it like this?

"I'm so angry!"

"I thought I went to a place like the Maldives on a business trip, but ended up in a place like India!" Chun Xiaobai said helplessly, holding his schoolbag, "By the way, have you found out how much we paid for this mission? ?”

"Give us $300 million!" Seinfeld said, "Of course it will be the amount after half a year."

I go!

So this is how to make money?

Chun Xiaobai felt a little better, but an idea came to his mind. Since this ghost organization dared to offer such a price, it was probably not as simple as it seemed. I am afraid that this meteorite had other uses.

Conquer humans?

Conquer the universe?

Uh.
It shouldn't be so boring, isn't this the plot of a sci-fi movie?
"Hey?"

"Did I drive by mistake?" Chun Xiaobai looked at his mobile phone navigation, and had been re-planning the route, completely deviated from the shortest route planned before, which angered Chun Xiaobai.

"Seinfeld!"

"We were deceived by this guy, he is killing us!" Chun Xiaobai turned his head and said to Sein Fei, who was alone in the back row: "What should we do? Do we want to stop it?"

Rip off?

Sein Fei didn't expect to encounter the so-called murderer when he came to India for the first time. Although he didn't believe it a little bit, he looked at the mobile phone handed over, and it kept deviating from the shortest route, so he couldn't help but believe the fact.

"Reason with him!" Seinfeld sighed and said, "Speak to him in a civilized way."

"Oh!"

Chun Xiaobai nodded, took out his Sand Eagle from his schoolbag, and put the muzzle of the gun on the head of the dark and handsome Ah San beside him calmly, and said in his own language: "I'll give you a minute to think about it." time!"

"squeak!"

The taxi stopped instantly, and Ah San looked at Chun Xiaobai with a look of fear, and said, "@#￥+&*!"

"Seinfeld adds 60 seconds to you!"

"Seinfeld adds 60 seconds to you!"

Brother let you reason!
What's the point of hitting someone's head with a gun!

They are still communicating in Chinese, if this person can understand, there will be ghosts!

However.
This is not a problem for Chun Xiaobai. When he came here, he had already downloaded the translation APP on his mobile phone, which is a paid one. He then entered his own words and clicked translate and play.

"OK OK!"

Ah San hurriedly started the car, obediently returned to the original route, and spoke English full of curry flavor.

"translate?"

"He said this trip is free, please don't kill him." After Sein Fei explained, he said to Chun Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, are you always so unreasonable?"

Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then flashed the pistol in his hand: "This is the truth, no. It's the truth!"

(End of this chapter)