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Chapter 199 Finding Teammates (13)

Chun Xiaobai wandered around the Tiger base, killing countless black men on the way, but because of language barriers, Chun Xiaobai has not asked about the movements of Zhang Linmei and the others so far.

"I always feel a little weird. Since I entered this base, something has happened that is particularly wrong." Chun Xiaobai held his own two knives and wandered around inside, thinking of a more critical question. .

That is, every time I come to some military base, or go to complete some mission, I often encounter various adventures, and then the villain's IQ limit drops, reaching a level of mental retardation that makes me laugh and cry.

It's fine to meet one once, but it's like this every time. I can't stand it. For example, now I swaggered and killed some big black men at the door. As a result, except for some shrimp soldiers and crab generals, I didn't find any soldiers in a large-scale search.

This is a military base!

Don't you have this basic literacy?
Chun Xiaobai sighed, and casually dealt with several big black men holding AKs. It is probably a possibility. He carries many kinds of halos on his body, and when he encounters danger, he will automatically turn on various halos, such as the protagonist's halo , mentally handicapped halo, and brain-dead halo, these three famous halos of online novels are all in full bloom.

"Could I really be a character in a novel?" Chun Xiaobai looked at his hands and fell into a kind of confusion. If it is really in the plot of a novel, he must kill the author!
Why should I let myself meet Wang Mengmeng?
This kind of short-tempered girl with no breasts, no buttocks, just ask me why she is my girlfriend?
I need another one!
"Hey!"

"Author, can you make Wang Mengmeng grow [-] centimeters taller and reach E-level breasts?" Chun Xiaobai murmured to himself, and after a while, he took out his mobile phone and sent Wang Mengmeng a WeChat message.

Your father: Is your butt up?Is the bust bigger?Are you tall?

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

Sunny: Get out! ! !

Sunshine: Returning to the Demon City, I will kill you!

Depend on!
fake!

It's a real world!

Chun Xiaobai was a little depressed. Since it wasn't in the novel, why did he always meet very mentally retarded villains, such as Tian Ruifeng, a traitor leader with no brains.

"No. It's not that I cheat every time, it's because Ah San is really stupid." Chun Xiaobai murmured. He once read a report that Ah San's average IQ was very low because he drank Ganges River water all year round, leading to The brain is gradually disabled, and now it seems that this report is true.

now.

Through the information provided by the 'Xiaobai No. [-]' mask, Chun Xiaobai saw a large number of big black men coming in his direction, hesitated for a moment, and chose to wait for their arrival.

"coming?"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, it's not that I look down on you, you are so fucking stupid!" Chun Xiaobai stood on the spot, looked at the large group of Ah San in front of him, and said angrily: "I've been wandering around for so long, now Concentrate your forces to find me!"

Facing Chun Xiaobai's anger, Ah San also responded quickly, the AK in his hand was "chug and chug", but every bullet of them was perfectly sliced ​​by Chun Xiaobai's "little baby".

"Out of bullets?"

"Is it time for me to perform next?" Chun Xiaobai showed a slight smile.

Chun Xiaobai moved.
Each waving represents the death of an Ah San, and more than half of the 50 people died in just 1 minute. The remaining few people held AKs with fear on their faces, watching Chun Xiaobai who continued to slaughter.

"Wait a moment!"

Just when Chun Xiaobai's knife was about to reach the neck of the last one, the Ah San hurriedly said a word in not very standard Chinese.

"Uh?"

"You can speak Chinese?" Chun Xiaobai was taken aback, and finally found someone who could understand him.

The black assan nodded hastily: "Yes, I lived in China for a year, and I can understand basic conversations."

"Oh"

"Let me ask you, have you caught the four Chinese people?" Chun Xiaobai asked, "You'd better tell me the truth. My patience is extremely limited. I'll give you an hour to think about it."

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

Is this a trap?

I said earlier that my patience is limited, and later I said that I will give you an hour to think about it.

This Ah San hesitated for a while, and finally decided to tell the masked man in front of him the truth. It is very likely that the masked man released a smoke bomb to confuse his own vision, and then tried to kill himself.

"In the basement!" Ah San said hastily.

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai glanced at this Ah San, and wanted him to take him there, but according to his previous experience, all the miscellaneous soldiers he encountered were loyal to the organization.

Uh.
Just to ask?
Chun Xiaobai asked cautiously: "Can you take me there?"

"Yes, yes!" Ah San nodded hastily.

So decisive?

Is this still the loyal miscellaneous soldier I think?

"Can you hesitate for a moment, pretend to be engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and then show an exaggerated expression on your face, so that others can see that you are struggling!" Chun Xiaobai began to rehearse for this Ah San: "According to me Do it again!"

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

what's the situation?
Is this person a director by profession?
Ah San worked hard for a while, but unfortunately his university major was not acting, but computer major, and he was completely unable to express his emotions through facial expressions.

"I can't!"

"Snapped!"

Chun Xiaobai slapped this Ah San on the head: "Aren't you rich in musicals? Where is the spirit of Bollywood? Do it again for me!"

"Can not be done!"

"Snapped!"

"Really not!"

"Snapped!"

moment.

Chun Xiaobai's hands were also hurting, and the Ah San in front of him had been hit on the head ten times, his head was covered in bruises, and he was holding his head in pain, completely dazed from the beating.

Looking at Ah San who was squatting on the ground, Chun Xiaobai understood a truth, it turns out that not every Ah San is an actor, and there are many Ah San who can't sing and dance
Then, under the leadership of this sad Ah San, Chun Xiaobai came to a basement, and dealt with many black-skinned Ah San on the way. Of course, the speed this time was much faster than the ratio, after all, he was eager to save people.

Sure enough, in a cage in the distance, I saw Zhang Linmei and the others sitting there with a dejected look on their faces. Fortunately, there were no scars on their faces, which meant that they were not beaten by this group of black-skinned Asan.

Uh.
What to do with this guy?
Chun Xiaobai glanced at the black-skinned Asan next to him. This guy also helped him find a teammate. According to the fine tradition of repaying his kindness, he should let him go. But after killing so many black-skinned men Pi Ah San, it doesn't seem to matter if there is one more.

"I'll give you a chance to live." Chun Xiaobai said seriously, "Tell me about the meaning of the core values ​​of socialism. If you're right, I'll let you go!"

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

"Ahamad adds 60 seconds to you!"

This guy actually wants to cross the river and tear down the bridge!

Heipi Asan went crazy, and shouted angrily, "You don't keep your promise?!"

"Are you stupid?"

"Today's international situation is all about whoever has a strong fist will be right!" Chun Xiaobai said with a look of disgust: "And it's also very difficult for me. If you are alive, how should I face death in my hands?" Those souls of Ah San’s account?”

Chun Xiaobai had no choice but to kill this Ah San, and seeing his corpse lying on the ground, he finally remembered what he did here, and trotted to the front of the cage with a smile on his face.

"Hello!"

(End of this chapter)