Report the big devil

Chapter 210 Routine plot (33)

Halfway through the short vacation, Chun Xiaobai spends almost all day on Weibo for all kinds of man-made pleasures, and of course it is for himself to be continued for a second. After his continuous efforts 24 hours a day, the current Chun Xiaobai's life span skyrocketed.

On this day, Chun Xiaobai just finished posting a Weibo, and when he was about to have breakfast, he felt that he seemed to have forgotten a very important thing, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember it.

"What's the matter?" Chun Xiaobai went to the restaurant at the base. Although the people were almost gone, there was still an old housekeeper here to take care of it. Even if the old housekeeper had returned home, Chun Xiaobai could still eat a lot. Quick-frozen food.

"oops!"

"Forgot to slide the door to pick the lock!" Chun Xiaobai remembered what he had forgotten, which was to pick the lock on the door of the equipment warehouse, and then walk along with some of the equipment inside.

No more!
Delay yourself to follow things.

Chun Xiaobai hurried back to his dormitory, took a pack of instant noodles from Seinfeld, turned around and left the room, and went to the small bungalow in the weapons and equipment warehouse.

He actually changed the door and changed the lock!
But can I change the lock to a more advanced one?

Chun Xiaobai looked at the lock that was more than twice as big as before, and couldn't help showing a little bit of disdain. Today, my buddy brought noodles. No matter what kind of lock you have, as long as you poke the noodles, it will be opened immediately!

Not much to say, Chun Xiaobai hastily opened the bag of instant noodles, then took the dough cake and broke off a relatively complete noodle, took a deep breath, and stabbed the noodle in his hand into the keyhole .

in!
The following is a few twists.

Chun Xiaobai twisted the noodles carefully, and after a while, he pulled out the noodles and found that except for the part he was pinching, everything else was stuck in it, and there was not even a gap in the ground.

"what's the situation?"

"What the hell is it blocked?" Chun Xiaobai looked carefully at the keyhole, and found that it was indeed blocked. However, Chun Xiaobai was not in a hurry, I have the noodles in my hand!

Take another one!
Chun Xiaobai took out another noodle, and then stuffed it into the keyhole again. He couldn't help being amused that this time it was more tightly blocked than the last time, without even a single gap.

"It's really unreliable to unlock the noodles!" Chun Xiaobai sighed, then took out the cooking bag inside, crushed the noodles, poured the powder into the bag of crushed noodles, and shook it a few times .

Then Chunxiaobai poured some instant noodles into his mouth, and couldn't help but look at the blocked door lock: "What should I do? Forget the old rules, run away!"

finished,

Chun Xiaobai threw away the packaging bag after eating, and ran back to the dormitory in a hurry.

Although the door lock was blocked due to his own reasons, Chun Xiaobai didn't panic at all. At worst, Luo Yang could break it open. If it doesn't work, contact Lan Xiang's official staff and send a senior excavator master .

what a big deal
"Ding!"

Uh?
Someone send me WeChat?

Chun Xiaobai thought it was Wang Mengmeng who sent him a message, but it turned out to be Li Mei's message, so he couldn't help but click on it.

Half of the Sun: Brother Bai, do you have a simple and profitable business?

make money?

Does this need to be asked?
Your father: Do it!

Half of the Sun: The task is like this. I have a best friend who was recently forced into marriage by someone in the family. I need a man to pretend to be her boyfriend. I choose and choose and think that only you can do it!
Pretending to be a boyfriend?
When Chun Xiaobai saw what Li Mei posted, he couldn't help but fell into a kind of confusion. This plot is so familiar, isn't it just a fixed routine in many urban novels!

Pretend to be a boyfriend, and then slowly fake the show for real. Of course, the process can’t be too fast. I have to leave a thought for the readers, otherwise Chapter 1 knows each other, and Chapter 2 will sleep together. Isn’t this just becoming a stallion? The harem is even worse.

You can't be shameless in life, you have to have a beginning and an end!
Your father: Can you handle your cute sister?

Half of the Sun: As long as you don't tell Mengmeng about this matter, you can do it!
Hiding it?

There are some things you can't hide!

Chun Xiaobai is a bit helpless. I don’t know if Li Mei is real or fake. This kind of routine usually develops in that direction. Everyone knows how to develop. After a long time, the airport girl Can the dwarf know?
and,

Judging from the current situation, if a girl who looks better than Wang Mengmeng should have appeared long ago, it is impossible for both of them to come to this juncture, and some peerless fairy suddenly appeared, which is unlikely from a common sense analysis.

But it doesn't rule out that there is no such possibility, it's just that the possibility is very small.

Half of the Sun: Brother Bai, this is a photo of my best friend.

Chun Xiaobai glanced at it, and immediately had an urge to add Li Mei to the blacklist, even though she used her actual actions to verify that her conjecture was correct, isn't she too ugly?

Your father: You are insulting me!
Your father: You are also insulting your cute sister!
now.

Li Mei looked at the message sent by Chun Xiaobai with a depressed face. She really didn't understand what was going on. Isn't it just pretending to be a couple, letting her girlfriends tide over the difficulties, and then paying a sum of money to finish it? It's very simple and happy thing!

Why did this matter become so complicated in Chun Xiaobai's eyes, it seemed to be more troublesome than going to Mars.

Is he thinking wrong?
This idea couldn't help popping up in Li Mei's mind.

Half of the Sun: Brother Bai, are you thinking about it?It’s not that you want to have sex with her, just have a dinner, and then pay you a sum of money, and we will never contact you
snort!
Not related?
is it possible?

If you think about it from the back of your head, you can know that this kind of alternative plot is impossible. After all, I have a beautiful face in the prosperous age. When others see my appearance, they can't help themselves. If you say no to contact at this time, isn't it just funny? !
Your father: Ask your sister Mengmeng, if she says you can go, I will go, if she says you can't, I won't.

Half of the Sun: Can Xiaobai be a little more manly?Are you so afraid of Sister Mengmeng?I really misjudged you. I thought you were the kind of man who is not afraid of anything!
Ha ha!

This kind of low-end routine.
No way, I have to practice again!
Your father: Yes, I just eat soft food.

"Li Mei will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Li Mei will add 60 seconds for you!"

Humiliation
This kind of feeling is that when you clearly see a pit in front of you, your brain suddenly walks into the pit.

In the end, Li Mei found Gao Bo, but Gao Bo showed a strong sense of resistance to this matter, and Li Mei was full of helplessness about it. Who infects whom is this problem of strict wife management?
Did Gao Bo pass it on to Chun Xiaobai?

Or did Chun Xiaobai infect Gao Bo?
Could it be that the two are infecting each other?

(End of this chapter)