Report the big devil
Chapter 25
Chapter 25
The next day.
Chun Xiaobai passed the familiar tall building and couldn't help but stop. A heart of "I am a singer" was burning, but after thinking for a long time, he finally gave up singing.
The head can't be too hard, it's better to avoid committing crimes against the wind.
Well, the vice-principal just cleaned it up yesterday, and this scene happened again after a night. If he is caught, there is probably no reason to fire him directly.
When he came to the classroom, Chun Xiaobai took out the booklet and looked at today's class. In the morning, it was a cultural class, and in the afternoon, it was a superpower training class. Why repeat yesterday's class?
"Wang Mengmeng!" Chun Xiaobai poked Wang Mengmeng's back and asked curiously, "Why is today's class the same as yesterday's? Is it because my booklet was printed wrong?"
Wang Mengmeng turned her head to look at Chun Xiaobai, and said with a look of disgust: "You have already eaten yesterday, so don't you need to eat today?"
Uh?
I rely on it, it makes sense!
Chun Xiaobai saw Wang Mengmeng's eyes changed, and said with admiration: "My God, cultural people are different, a few words can make people suddenly enlightened!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"
Although Chun Xiaobai praised Wang Mengmeng sincerely, but in Wang Mengmeng's ears, this was too ironic. He is a graduate student, of course he is a cultural person!
At this moment, Yu Shuhua came to the classroom with a stack of test papers, and it happened to be the time for class, Yu Shuhua scanned all the students present, and said with a serious face: "Maybe I expect too much from you. High, now I want to conduct an assessment of your comprehensive knowledge to see what your level is!"
what? !
What the hell is this the bottom line?
When Chun Xiaobai heard Teacher Yu Shuhua's words, he was almost paralyzed from fright. He thought that he only had to hang around in the morning and then in the afternoon.
"teacher!"
"I don't have a pen. Can I be exempted from the exam?" Chun Xiaobai immediately raised his hand and asked.
Yu Shuhua took a look at Chun Xiaobai. She was very impressed with Chun Xiaobai. Although his words were full of shamelessness, there was a hint of spirituality in them. Generally speaking, she was quite appreciative.
"I give you!"
Yu Shuhua threw her pen to Chun Xiaobai, looking at the black pen lying quietly on her desk, Chun Xiaobai sighed, what was supposed to come finally came.
After receiving this test paper, Chun Xiaobai habitually flipped through the back to see how much the big questions accounted for, and suddenly found that all the big score questions, a total of [-] questions.
Let's look at the first question first.
Question [-]: If a person with superpowers runs at the speed of light, his mass will become very large, and then space and time will be gradually compressed. According to Albert Einstein’s special theory of relativity, what methods can Kill this power user running at the speed of light?
Chun Xiaobai looked confused, this question was obviously very unreasonable, why would a decent super user run away, is someone chasing him down?Then please tell me I hacked him to death!
Chun Xiaobai was a little bit desperate. He came here to dawdle, but now he seems to be taking a doctorate exam. The special theory of relativity has come out. Is it going to build an atomic bomb next?
Biting the tip of the pen, touching my cheeks from time to time, and scratching my hair, I finally made up my mind and wrote the word 'solution' steadily in the huge blank space below the question.
It seems like something is missing.
Chun Xiaobai looked at the character 'jie' written by him, and felt a little bit different from his own impression.
Oh!
It turns out that the colon is missing, no wonder something is wrong!
"Clap!"
Chun Xiaobai tapped a colon quickly and steadily, and now the word 'jie' is perfect!
next question.
Question 100: An E-level flame power user casts a fireball straight ahead. It is known that the fireball has an initial velocity of 500 meters per second and an initial temperature of [-] degrees. What is the effective distance of this fireball?
Damn it!
Ask this flame power user, how many fireballs can he shoot? Don't you have any clues in your mind?
Chun Xiaobai was driven mad by the teacher who gave out the test paper, so he immediately raised his hand and said to Shuhua, "Mr. Yu, can you come here for a while? I found that there seems to be something wrong with this one!"
has a problem?
Yu Shuhua frowned slightly, and then came to Chun Xiaobai's side and asked, "Which one is it?"
Chun Xiaobai pointed to the problem of the fireball distance in the second question, and complained to Shuhua: "Teacher Yu, look at what the teacher who wrote the question came up with. A person with super flame powers doesn't know how much his fireball can shoot, so it's still a shame." What kind of superpower!"
"and also!"
Chun Xiaobai returned to the question of the speed of light: "Why did he go for a walk after dinner, why did he kill him? I just want to ask why, is it because we are superpowers?"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
Yu Shuhua looked at Chun Xiaobai in amazement, this was the first time she met a student who dared to question herself directly, and the questioning was fine, after all, it was all free speech, but scolding herself was a bit too much.
I am a well-known professor in the world, and even a doctoral supervisor at Shanghai Metropolitan University. It is so humiliating to be looked down upon by a student!
"you!"
"Zero points!" Yu Shuhua looked at Chun Xiaobai with a gloomy face, then pointed to the door of the classroom and said, "I give you two choices, one is to sit here obediently for me, and the other is to get out!"
Hey?
Not right!
Chun Xiaobai looked at Yu Shuhua with a gloomy face, and realized that he seemed to have made a fatal mistake. It turned out that this test paper was written by the teacher Yujie
Damn it, I'm just lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for death!It's probably impossible to save her, so it's better to think of other ways to restore her image in the eyes of Teacher Yu Jie.
"Teacher Yu!"
"Can I choose the third one?" Chun Xiaobai said pleadingly: "Let me invigilate the exam for you, please rest assured that although they are my classmates, I will not allow any cheating, I want to protect us The reputation of Elite Class A!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"
"Lei Xingchen adds 30 seconds to you!"
"Chengfei will add 30 seconds for you!"
"."
Chun Xiaobai's heartfelt words made all the students present very uncomfortable. You, a contestant who was judged as zero points, shamelessly said that for the reputation of the elite class, how can students from the elite class get zero points? scores?
Yu Shuhua thought about it for a while. This exam would take one and a half hours, which would consume too much energy. With Chun Xiaobai helping her invigilate the exam, it would be a little more worry-free.
"You can invigilate the exam at your own position. If necessary, you can walk around." Yu Shuhua said expressionlessly.
Seeing that Yu Shuhua agreed, Chun Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, and finally regained a bit of image. Although he can't reach the level of a top student, the teacher's little assistant shouldn't have to run away.
(End of this chapter)
The next day.
Chun Xiaobai passed the familiar tall building and couldn't help but stop. A heart of "I am a singer" was burning, but after thinking for a long time, he finally gave up singing.
The head can't be too hard, it's better to avoid committing crimes against the wind.
Well, the vice-principal just cleaned it up yesterday, and this scene happened again after a night. If he is caught, there is probably no reason to fire him directly.
When he came to the classroom, Chun Xiaobai took out the booklet and looked at today's class. In the morning, it was a cultural class, and in the afternoon, it was a superpower training class. Why repeat yesterday's class?
"Wang Mengmeng!" Chun Xiaobai poked Wang Mengmeng's back and asked curiously, "Why is today's class the same as yesterday's? Is it because my booklet was printed wrong?"
Wang Mengmeng turned her head to look at Chun Xiaobai, and said with a look of disgust: "You have already eaten yesterday, so don't you need to eat today?"
Uh?
I rely on it, it makes sense!
Chun Xiaobai saw Wang Mengmeng's eyes changed, and said with admiration: "My God, cultural people are different, a few words can make people suddenly enlightened!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"
Although Chun Xiaobai praised Wang Mengmeng sincerely, but in Wang Mengmeng's ears, this was too ironic. He is a graduate student, of course he is a cultural person!
At this moment, Yu Shuhua came to the classroom with a stack of test papers, and it happened to be the time for class, Yu Shuhua scanned all the students present, and said with a serious face: "Maybe I expect too much from you. High, now I want to conduct an assessment of your comprehensive knowledge to see what your level is!"
what? !
What the hell is this the bottom line?
When Chun Xiaobai heard Teacher Yu Shuhua's words, he was almost paralyzed from fright. He thought that he only had to hang around in the morning and then in the afternoon.
"teacher!"
"I don't have a pen. Can I be exempted from the exam?" Chun Xiaobai immediately raised his hand and asked.
Yu Shuhua took a look at Chun Xiaobai. She was very impressed with Chun Xiaobai. Although his words were full of shamelessness, there was a hint of spirituality in them. Generally speaking, she was quite appreciative.
"I give you!"
Yu Shuhua threw her pen to Chun Xiaobai, looking at the black pen lying quietly on her desk, Chun Xiaobai sighed, what was supposed to come finally came.
After receiving this test paper, Chun Xiaobai habitually flipped through the back to see how much the big questions accounted for, and suddenly found that all the big score questions, a total of [-] questions.
Let's look at the first question first.
Question [-]: If a person with superpowers runs at the speed of light, his mass will become very large, and then space and time will be gradually compressed. According to Albert Einstein’s special theory of relativity, what methods can Kill this power user running at the speed of light?
Chun Xiaobai looked confused, this question was obviously very unreasonable, why would a decent super user run away, is someone chasing him down?Then please tell me I hacked him to death!
Chun Xiaobai was a little bit desperate. He came here to dawdle, but now he seems to be taking a doctorate exam. The special theory of relativity has come out. Is it going to build an atomic bomb next?
Biting the tip of the pen, touching my cheeks from time to time, and scratching my hair, I finally made up my mind and wrote the word 'solution' steadily in the huge blank space below the question.
It seems like something is missing.
Chun Xiaobai looked at the character 'jie' written by him, and felt a little bit different from his own impression.
Oh!
It turns out that the colon is missing, no wonder something is wrong!
"Clap!"
Chun Xiaobai tapped a colon quickly and steadily, and now the word 'jie' is perfect!
next question.
Question 100: An E-level flame power user casts a fireball straight ahead. It is known that the fireball has an initial velocity of 500 meters per second and an initial temperature of [-] degrees. What is the effective distance of this fireball?
Damn it!
Ask this flame power user, how many fireballs can he shoot? Don't you have any clues in your mind?
Chun Xiaobai was driven mad by the teacher who gave out the test paper, so he immediately raised his hand and said to Shuhua, "Mr. Yu, can you come here for a while? I found that there seems to be something wrong with this one!"
has a problem?
Yu Shuhua frowned slightly, and then came to Chun Xiaobai's side and asked, "Which one is it?"
Chun Xiaobai pointed to the problem of the fireball distance in the second question, and complained to Shuhua: "Teacher Yu, look at what the teacher who wrote the question came up with. A person with super flame powers doesn't know how much his fireball can shoot, so it's still a shame." What kind of superpower!"
"and also!"
Chun Xiaobai returned to the question of the speed of light: "Why did he go for a walk after dinner, why did he kill him? I just want to ask why, is it because we are superpowers?"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
"Yu Shuhua will add 60 seconds to you!"
Yu Shuhua looked at Chun Xiaobai in amazement, this was the first time she met a student who dared to question herself directly, and the questioning was fine, after all, it was all free speech, but scolding herself was a bit too much.
I am a well-known professor in the world, and even a doctoral supervisor at Shanghai Metropolitan University. It is so humiliating to be looked down upon by a student!
"you!"
"Zero points!" Yu Shuhua looked at Chun Xiaobai with a gloomy face, then pointed to the door of the classroom and said, "I give you two choices, one is to sit here obediently for me, and the other is to get out!"
Hey?
Not right!
Chun Xiaobai looked at Yu Shuhua with a gloomy face, and realized that he seemed to have made a fatal mistake. It turned out that this test paper was written by the teacher Yujie
Damn it, I'm just lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for death!It's probably impossible to save her, so it's better to think of other ways to restore her image in the eyes of Teacher Yu Jie.
"Teacher Yu!"
"Can I choose the third one?" Chun Xiaobai said pleadingly: "Let me invigilate the exam for you, please rest assured that although they are my classmates, I will not allow any cheating, I want to protect us The reputation of Elite Class A!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"
"Lei Xingchen adds 30 seconds to you!"
"Chengfei will add 30 seconds for you!"
"."
Chun Xiaobai's heartfelt words made all the students present very uncomfortable. You, a contestant who was judged as zero points, shamelessly said that for the reputation of the elite class, how can students from the elite class get zero points? scores?
Yu Shuhua thought about it for a while. This exam would take one and a half hours, which would consume too much energy. With Chun Xiaobai helping her invigilate the exam, it would be a little more worry-free.
"You can invigilate the exam at your own position. If necessary, you can walk around." Yu Shuhua said expressionlessly.
Seeing that Yu Shuhua agreed, Chun Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, and finally regained a bit of image. Although he can't reach the level of a top student, the teacher's little assistant shouldn't have to run away.
(End of this chapter)
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