Report the big devil

Chapter 276 Self-Preservation Instinct (12)

Afterwards, this classmate who pretended to be a master fortune teller was forced by Chun Xiaobai to order five high-definition film stickers. Of course, due to Chun Xiaobai's urination, he had to book in full. He wrote down the contact information of this classmate, and then planned to leave.

But at this time, the fortune-teller classmate stopped Chun Xiaobai and said, "Brother Xiaobai, I think you have strong bones and meridians, and you are a genius in martial arts. I have the first half of the "Zhuge Neijing" here. It mainly involves metaphysics, the art of geomantic omen, in other words, the theory of Feng Shui in layman's terms, it's awesome!"

cut!
Who are you kidding? !

Chun Xiaobai directly ignored the words of this classmate named Qin Yu. This kind of routine can only deceive children. If "Zhuge Neijing" is really so good, why doesn't he learn it himself?

"Humph!"

"Get out!" Chun Xiaobai said with a look of disdain: "Why don't you study yourself? If you want to trick me, go back and practice!"

Qin Yu was not reconciled. Although there was a little bit of suspicion of fraud in his words, this "Zhuge Neijing" is really awesome, and he persuaded him: "I don't study "Zhuge Neijing" because I have already read it. After learning the "Huangdi Neijing", you can't learn differently."

I rely on!

It's getting too much,

What the hell is the "Huangdi Neijing" coming out, if this continues, it is estimated that there will be a palm technique that falls from the sky.

"Not learn!"

Chun Xiaobai entered the library without looking back.

Qin Yu watched Chun Xiaobai's figure gradually disappear, and he couldn't help sighing. He had a feeling that this guy must be imprisoned in the future, because Chun Xiaobai's forehead hair was dark and black just now, which is a sign of big breasts. !

Oh no,
It is a bad omen.

Turning on a machine, Chun Xiaobai began to search for some information about the Star of Hope on the computer in the library. Last night, Chun Xiaobai also used his own computer to search for relevant information, and found information about him Few, very few, are some positive reports.

Got it!

Jerak, male, American, 26 years old this year.

what?
Is this over?

Chun Xiaobai looked at some information on the screen, how funny is this?There is less information than what I found on the Internet. What is the use of this internal database?
"classmate!"

"Is our school's computer database global?" Chun Xiaobai asked a student not far away who was taking notes.

"It's global." The classmate nodded without looking back at Chun Xiaobai: "Is it because you haven't found the information you want? Maybe your selection source is wrong. You can choose the global source in the lower left corner. OK."

It was so!
Chun Xiaobai hurriedly returned to his computer, followed what the classmate said, selected the global source, and then clicked search. Sure enough, a large amount of information appeared.

By the way, why is the source selection function so familiar?

Oh. It's a pirated version!
According to the information obtained above, Chun Xiaobai probably understood that the routine called Jerak Baipi should be an image ambassador launched by those high-level personnel in order to change the contradiction between ordinary people and superpowers. .

of course,

The reason why this Jerac became an image ambassador is also related to his experience. Chun Xiaobai found out that this guy is an orphan who grew up with relatives and suffered all kinds of bullying from his peers.

When the era of universal superpowers opened, Jerak became a rare spiritual superpower, but he didn't use this power to harm the world, but to help other people, even those who bullied him in the past.

what is this?
This is the classic routine of male silence and female tears.

So angry!

After reading these materials, Chun Xiaobai was instantly troubled by what happened to him, why both of them were orphans, and this white guy from Jerak could stand on the top of the world, while he was always struggling on the edge of being funny.

So fucking angry!
in the afternoon,

Chun Xiaobai carried four large fruit baskets and slowly came to the teaching building of Elite Class A. It was time for the students to attend class, and Chun Xiaobai flamboyantly missed a chance to meet them.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Please come in."

open the door

Chunxiaobai walked into the office with a smile, saw that except for Yu Shuhua, the other three were working, and said, "Hello, dear teachers, stop what you are doing and come to a Oranges!"

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Even though he was slightly on guard, seeing Chun Xiaobai's playful smile, he couldn't help but get angry, and a deep feeling of powerlessness welled up in his heart.

"Put down your fruit, and then you can go." Xia Li said expressionlessly.

This Nima.
It's a scam, isn't it?
How could Chun Xiaobai miss this opportunity to increase the relationship between teachers and students? He hurriedly said to Xia Li: "Teacher Xia, these oranges are not something you can eat casually. They are very precious!"

"I bought this from the train station for you to eat." Chun Xiaobai said solemnly: "A lot of people looked at my back at that time."

What do you mean?
Is this guy planning to be a demon again?
Wait a moment,
Railway station, oranges?
Why is there an ominous premonition?
"Xia Li will add 60 seconds to you!"

"Xia Li will add 60 seconds to you!"

this bastard,
As soon as I came back, I was causing trouble.

"you!"

"Good boys are playing ethics jokes now?!" Xia Li was furious on the spot. Since Chun Xiaobai left school, Xia Li also spent a lot of time learning some current online jokes, not for other reasons. Just hope to be able to Keep up with Chun Xiaobai's rhythm.

really,

Heaven pays off, and this time I keep up!

However, Chun Xiaobai was confused.

Or this is the self-evolution and protection of organisms. Living in a complex environment for a long time, they will automatically have genes to resist the environment, just like hunters and prey in the food chain.

This is a natural phenomenon. If you find it difficult to understand, then use another simple and easy-to-understand explanation. For example, why a newborn baby looks like a father is because of the self-protection instinct of life. Newborns use their appearance to protect themselves. My father swears, I am your child, please take up the responsibility of father.

But why many children look more and more like their mothers as they grow older? It's because after getting along for a period of time, they find that their fathers can't be counted on at all, and they still think that their mothers are more reliable.

this is a crisis,
But don’t miss an opportunity for self-evolution.

Chun Xiaobai came back to his senses, and said with a serious face: "Mr. Xia, I'm very glad that you can accept the way of thinking of young people today, which shows that you have a motivated heart, which is a good thing!"

"Thank you!"

"Uh boy, you want to play tricks with me again, don't you?" Xia Li looked at Chun Xiaobai with disgust on his face.

Chun Xiaobai immediately said with a bitter face: "Teacher, you can't doubt my motives every time. If you do this, we will become superficial teachers and students!"

　Thanks to little brother Su Ran for the [-] reward, and everyone else for the generous rewards. That's it. I owe you five chapters of "This novel is spoiled"; I owe one chapter to "little brother Su Ran", and I owe one hundred for this month. The monthly ticket reaches the standard of one chapter. . . o(╯□╰)oThere are seven chapters in total and will be returned slowly.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)