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Chapter 329 Drinking Mistakes (22)

After three rounds of wine,

Wang Nini's mother had already left the wine table, and there were only three big men left at the moment, and Wang Mengmeng, who was full of Chun Xiaobai, was helping him with food while constantly reminding him not to drink too much.

"Snapped!"

"Men talk, why do women interrupt!" Chun Xiaobai was already drunk, and said fiercely to Wang Mengmeng, but after a while, he turned his head and smiled and said to Wang Qi: "Father-in-law, am I right?"

"That's right!" Wang Qi had been drunk for a long time, and after hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, he immediately waved his hand.

"Uncle. What do you think?" Chun Xiaobai asked.

Wang Nini's father was also a drunk man, and his reaction was exactly the same as Wang Qi's. He said to Chun Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, women are annoying!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Father-in-law, uncle. Look at this woman next to me!" Chun Xiaobai's spirits had problems due to alcohol, and since he hadn't met such a person with whom he had a heart-to-heart all year round, the chatterbox suddenly opened up.

hiss!
what's the situation?
Chun Xiaobai was about to tell her elders all about her persecution from Wang Mengmeng during this time, when suddenly the softest part of her body suffered severe pain.

Taking a sneak peek, she found Wang Mengmeng's small hand stretched out towards her, but the expression on her face was expressionless.

"What happened to Mengmeng?" Wang Qi asked.

Chun Xiaobai glanced at Wang Mengmeng, then at Wang Qi, then at Wang Nini's father next to him, and hurriedly praised: "My wife is a representative of human women, virtuous, gentle, and beautiful. My wife Happy!"

snort!
Play tricks with me?
Wang Mengmeng immediately let go of her hand, and obediently picked up a chopstick of braised pork for Chun Xiaobai, and said in a low voice, "Open your mouth, eat more vegetables, and drink less wine!"

"Yes yes yes" Chun Xiaobai nodded, then opened his mouth, a piece of tempting braised pork began to touch the taste buds.

even though,
I have been looking forward to the day when my daughter can get married, but when the time comes, Wang Qi’s heart is still quite complicated, but he has quickly returned to normal, but he will not become someone else. You can’t stay at home all the time Be a rice bug?
for a long time,

The battle at the wine table had come to an end, and the three of them were already drunk, but at this moment, Wang Mengmeng's father proposed to have a competition with Chun Xiaobai to test his strength.

Hearing his father's words, Wang Mengmeng panicked immediately. What kind of joke are you making? Not to mention the huge difference in strength between the two, and now they are in a state of drunkenness.
"no!"

"You can't fight!" Wang Mengmeng hurriedly blocked Chun Xiaobai from behind, and said to the flushed Wang Qi, "Dad, you are a B-level superpower, and you actually want to bully Xiaobai, you...you understand it yourself!"

Originally, Wang Mengmeng wanted to say that she should be shameless, but such words were very impolite to the elders.
The daughter spoke,
It seems that it can only end
Wang Qi originally wanted to educate Chun Xiaobai. After all, this guy is already a hand-picked son-in-law, but before he officially takes office, he needs to tell him many, many life philosophies.

Ugh!
She hasn't married yet, and she's already in this state, so she probably won't be able to keep her own wine cellar in the future.

Each went home and each called mother. This time, Wang Mengmeng boldly helped the drunk Chun Xiaobai to her room, and then undressed and waited on her for a while. around.

Speaking of,
It's really rare that this guy isn't crazy about drinking.
correct,

Let's finish some of the information this guy wants now, this bastard still has three points of enthusiasm, otherwise he will lose his enthusiasm in a few days, and he will probably say that science cannot prove superpowers.

The next day.

Chun Xiaobai woke up from the soft bed, and from the moment he opened his eyes, what he saw was pink, he pulled away the fragrant quilt in a panic, and looked at the part that he could not describe.

so close,

The shorts are still there!

Chun Xiaobai has seen too many cases of losing his virginity after drinking. Who would have thought that he would have this day, so he still corresponds to the old saying that walking by the river often does not wet your shoes.

Stimulate the dwarf every day, maybe she will get angry when she is stimulated, lose her sanity when she is angry, lose luck when she loses herself, and ruin her life if she is unlucky!
Therefore,
What did you end up with?
——Drinking is a mistake!
"Ugh?"

"Why are you lying on the table?" Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a while, and saw Wang Mengmeng sleeping on the table. Although the two had been arguing all the time, seeing such a scene, even the straight man Chun Xiaobai, the heart will also become unbearable.

He picked up Wang Mengmeng's body, put it gently on the bed, and then took off her underwear. Of course, his eyes were hurt again, but there was no way, anyway, he didn't go blind once or twice, and he was used to it.

Huh?
what is this?
Chun Xiaobai was wearing a pair of boxer shorts. He saw a stack of A4 papers on the table, and the paper was covered with dense words. He stepped forward to take a look, and was immediately moved to tell the world that Wang Mengmeng is his goddess. .

"Practical types of the combination of the actual power of superpowers with various attributes and scientific theories, and how Chun Xiaobai big idiot accepts the possibility verification plan of this manual"

I rely on!

Is this a postdoctoral dissertation?

The title alone is great!

A series of strange calculations on Chunxiaobai's few sheets of skills that can be realized by flame attribute power users suddenly caused severe pain in his head.

For example, this flame tornado,

Air pressure, temperature, energy, and then calculate the duration, and add a formula. This formula is also strange. It is all English letters and Arabic numerals, without any Chinese characters.

What do you think?
I can't understand it at all!
"Assume that alpha (a) is eight, and then open to the fifth power. Uh, what is X (X)?" Chun Xiaobai looked at the explanation of a formula: "It turns out that it is after the speed. Then what, what is obtained?" The data is."

scratched his head,

Chun Xiaobai really wanted to tear up this piece of A4 paper, but he didn't dare to do so, so he sighed and said helplessly to himself: "The pressure of being illiterate is so great!"

Leaving the room, Chun Xiaobai came to the back garden of Wang Mengmeng's house, let alone a top-level villa is a top-level villa. In a place where every inch of land is worth every inch of land, to have such a big back garden is no longer something money can solve.

Taking a deep breath, he said intoxicatedly, "It really is the center of the city, and even the air is filled with the smell of 'Hetianxia' cigarettes!"

As for the quality of smog, Chun Xiaobai once researched that the closer to the city, the higher the quality of smog. At first, Chun Xiaobai wondered why there are so few smokers in this world, but later he figured it out.
If you open the window, you can smoke. Why do you spend money on cigarettes?

"noob!"

"Woke up so early?"

(End of this chapter)