Report the big devil

Chapter 364

"Dear, is this guy the good friend you mentioned?" Wang Mengmeng turned to Chun Xiaobai with a dark face and asked: "In the future, try to make as few friends as possible, it's not good for your future or for me!"

"Ouch!"

"Chun Xiaobai can do it!" Royce beamed with joy when he heard Wang Mengmeng's words, and said with a smile, "I just met you today, right? Then I called you 'dear'. I can't beat you at this speed." Is it too late to be a teacher now?"

This Nima.
Unexpectedly, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes like Royce began to become more and more harmonious.

"It's too late, it's too late!" Chun Xiaobai felt a little light-headed after being praised a few times, and said with an unfathomable expression: "Would you rather become a disciple now and give me nothing as a gift?"

"willing!"

"As long as Master Xiaobai can teach me a few tricks of how to pick up girls, I, Royce, will be grateful to you for the rest of my life!" Royce hastily stepped forward and handed Chun Xiaobai a one-dollar bill, and said with a smile: "This It’s my fee for this month, even though it’s not a lot of money, you’ve already got your wish!”

"Okay, okay!" Although Chun Xiaobai felt that one dollar was too little, what kind of bicycle did he want?You can't help but treat bean bags as solid food, isn't there a famous saying!
A penny can't beat a hero, but this dollar will at least kill a hero who has strengthened the regiment!
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

This.
Who are these people!

Why is it that the friends this guy makes are more unreliable than the last? Now it seems that Gao Bo is simply a talent. He is probably the most normal friend Chun Xiaobai has made in his life.

none of them!

"Cough cough!"

Hearing Wang Mengmeng's cough, Chun Xiaobai pulled his face down, then handed back the one dollar solemnly, and scolded seriously: "Royce, you are too impure in your thinking, how do I usually talk to you?" What are you talking about? Love that doesn’t aim at getting married is all fucking hooligans!”

"Royce will give you 60 more seconds!"

"Royce will give you 60 more seconds!"

I go!

Have you ever said something like that?
Isn't he usually a big hooligan who is supplemented by color jokes and focuses on body art?
"cut!"

"Xiaobai. That's too much!" Royce still didn't know the seriousness of the current situation, still immersed in his own world, and said with a smile: "You dare to take this kind of underage little girl home. Tell me what you want to do to play hooligans. Do you want some Bilian?"

repaid,

Completely fucked!

Dude, this is your own death!
really,

When Royce finished speaking, Wang Mengmeng's face, which was still darkened, was now as black as a piece of carbon, and her eyes exuded murderous intent. Even Chun Xiaobai, who was standing next to her, was trembling and did not dare to move.

Huh?
Time seems to be slowing down!

Just when Chun Xiaobai was trembling, he suddenly felt that time slowed down, and finally everything stopped moving, and just when he was surprised, Wang Meng started to move!
She took a stick from the side and beat Royce continuously. Of course, they all attacked non-fatal parts, such as arms, thighs, stomach, and back. Anyway, these parts will make people feel pain. But not fatal.

Ouch I'm going!

So fucking violent!
But why do I feel so happy? People who were beaten before have now become people who eat melons.

"Wait a minute!" Chun Xiaobai, who was stupefied at first, hurriedly grabbed Wang Mengmeng, who was abusing others, and said with a smile, "I'm going to cut some watermelons, and then watch Royce inhumanely."

however,
Chun Xiaobai's move scared Wang Mengmeng.

"Why can you move?" Wang Mengmeng stopped what she was doing and looked at her man in horror. She really couldn't understand why in her own time and space, this guy could move freely?

"what?"

"What can I move?" Chun Xiaobai said curiously: "If I don't move, I'm a bastard. You see, not only can I move, I can also walk, I can also run, and I can do big jumps!"

Neuropathy!
This guy still didn't understand why he asked this.

"You shouldn't be moving!" Wang Mengmeng said: "You are in my time and space, you should be still!"

In Wang Mengmeng's time and space?
What do you mean?
Is she playing 'One Two Three Wooden Figures'?

"I understand!"

"I'm going to stop moving now!"

say down,

Chun Xiaobai squatted down on one knee, put his right arm against his knee, and held his slightly lowered head with his fist, with a pensive look on his face, just like a modern version of a 'thinker'.

This.
what is happening?
Why is this guy always so amazing?Can actually break his own time and space, is he human?
Wait a minute and ask about the situation!

moment,

Wang Mengmeng threw away the stick in her hand, and then everything became normal again, but Royce was no longer normal. At this moment, he felt extremely painful all over his body, and he was still covered with cuts and bruises.

"I"

"What's wrong with me? I think I was beaten by a group of people just now!?" Royce glanced at Chun Xiaobai, who was pretending to be a plaster statue, and then at the underage girl Chun Xiaobai brought.

"Hey!"

"What's going on with me?" Royce asked.

"Nothing!" Wang Mengmeng said expressionlessly: "It's just a punishment. I'm not an underage girl who was deceived. I'm this guy's current girlfriend and future wife!"

Royce froze for a moment, and asked with a look of surprise: "Are you the mysterious girlfriend Wang Mengmeng that Chun Xiaobai was talking about?"

Huh?
Know me?
It seems that this guy always praises me a lot!

The pride and touch on Wang Mengmeng's face, the feeling of being talked about by a loved one, is really great!

"Yes!"

"I am Wang Mengmeng." Wang Mengmeng admitted with a nod.

"My God!"

"Hello, hello!" Royce hurriedly echoed: "You are a little different from Chun Xiaobai's image, really very different. I think you are much better than what Chun Xiaobai described!"

Huh?
Wait!
The situation has changed drastically!
Chun Xiaobai, who was pretending to be a plaster statue, suddenly felt a chill in his heart when he heard Royce's words. If the current situation continues, it is very likely that he will suffer domestic violence.

"Dear Mengmeng, let me take you to my room. I think you must be very tired!" Chun Xiaobai stood up in a hurry, preparing to take her little hand and drag her upstairs.

"and many more!"

"Don't be busy yet!"

How could Wang Mengmeng not know what the current situation was? She said to Royce gloomily: "Tell me how this guy usually describes me?!"

(End of this chapter)