Report the big devil

Chapter 375 Chun Xiaobai's Inner Monologue (12)

this day,
It seemed like a very ordinary day, but to Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng, it was a very ordinary day. Ever since they bought that house, Wang Mengmeng seemed to be excited and put everything in the house.

Of course these are not the main point,

What surprised Chun Xiaobai the most was that the dwarf girl at the airport had been at the airport for five whole days and she still didn't have to go home. Did the father-in-law and mother-in-law have their brains pinched by the door panel?Caused him to forget his daughter?
Uh.
It's very possible!

"Finally done!"

"I spent [-] US dollars to buy this sofa." Wang Mengmeng looked at the sofa she bought with a proud look on her face, and said to Chun Xiaobai: "In the future, we can sit on it and watch what we like together. TV show."

Ha ha,

woman.

Chun Xiaobai never imagined that the sofa he bought for [-] US dollars was to make his butt fit perfectly, and then use his eyes to feel a substance between solid and liquid, which appeared after heating and cooling. Crystal solid things, commonly known as LCD TVs.

"Mengmeng. I want to go outside to get some air." Chun Xiaobai felt that his heart was being torn apart. The two thousand dollars was really worthless.

"Ok."

"I'll give you an hour to stroll around this neighborhood." Wang Mengmeng was still studying the sofa, completely puzzled by Chun Xiaobai's mood at the moment.

Leaving this depressing house, Chun Xiaobai wore his own large mask, walked in the streets full of crimes and crimes, smoked things that shouldn't be smoked, and robbed people who shouldn't be robbed with guns.

"call!"

Chun Xiaobai took a deep breath through the mask, and the air was filled with the darkest atmosphere in the world. This feeling was overwhelmingly knowledgeable.

"Well, what should I say?" Chun Xiaobai muttered to himself, then raised his head and said in a certain direction: "By the way, I have been vaguely aware of your existence, and it is you!"

"Readers, spectators, viewers. Of course, if my guess is correct." Chun Xiaobai passed by a white man who was smoking something he shouldn't have.

gently,
He took the flour from his hand, poured it on the ground, and stepped on it a few times.

"Some people say that I am too violent and know how to kill innocent people indiscriminately. I even killed several innocent passers-by." Chun Xiaobai sighed, and then a relaxed expression appeared on his face: "Of course, that beautiful period There was a time warp and it was changed to blow up several parked vehicles."

"but."

"It seems that I still can't change many people's views on me." Chun Xiaobai shrugged and said to himself: "What should I do? Haha, of course it's cold salad!"

Chun Xiaobaitian laughed shamelessly and saw a white man holding a knife making constant gestures at an old lady. Then he took out a Desert Eagle from behind his butt and robbed the guy who was trying to rob him. Headshot.

"See? I'm actually a good person. I just saved an old lady who was in danger." Chun Xiaobai passed by the stunned old lady and said with a smile, "You don't need to thank me. Guns to help."

Chun Xiaobai continued to take a leisurely walk, thinking what if he was really in a novel or a movie?What should I do?

Force the author or screenwriter to reverse the plot that has already happened?

"Reverse the future?"

"X-Men?" Chun Xiaobai burst out laughing, and then said to himself, "Stop making trouble. If people who don't like me get caught, it will be another reason to criticize me."

"look!"

"Plagiarizing the plot of "X-Men: Days of Future Past" again."

Plagiarism?

Uh. Yes, above board!

And here I have to correct myself, this is not plagiarism. This is called imitation, reference, or uh, well, if you win, it is plagiarism.

"Actually, I am a very fragile person." Chun Xiaobai touched his little heart: "Although I usually smile and don't take everything to heart, I also have weaknesses."

"I'm afraid of being scolded."

"Are you a little surprised?" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I find it a little unbelievable. Look, this guy is holding a mobile phone with a happy smile on his face. I think he is watching "Report on the Devil" "."

Chun Xiaobai quietly walked to the buddy's side, leaned over his head and glanced at the content on the phone screen, and a wordless anger rushed to his forehead for a moment.

"Snapped!"

He snatched the phone, threw it angrily, and then slapped his feet hard.

"Dude!"

"I would like to introduce you to a novel "Reporting the Great Demon King." Chun Xiaobai said to the frightened buddy: "There is a handsome guy in it, called Chun Xiaobai, by the way. My name is Chun Dahei!"

"It's really really good looking, you'll thank me!"

Chun Xiaobai patted the buddy on the shoulder, and continued to take a leisurely walk forward.

"what!"

Chun Xiaobai suddenly thought of something and said silently: "Are you curious about that piece of scrap iron? In fact, I am also curious about what that piece of scrap iron will become, but I heard."

now,

Suddenly, a familiar yet unfamiliar music came from Chun Xiaobai's pocket.

"asshole!"

"It's time to eat!" Wang Mengmeng heard it in Chunxiaobai's ears.

Uh.
How to do?
I really don’t want to go back. In that sinful house, there is a witch who likes to poison people. Egg white water. What a vicious product. How bad must this conscience be to create such unconscionable darkness? Cooking!

"Here we come." Chun Xiaobai finally chose to eat under Wang Mengmeng, because in this wonderful family, whoever is the shortest has the most say.

"I'm sorry, I made you listen to so much nonsense, of course. If you really exist." Chun Xiaobai shook his head helplessly: "There is one more thing, which I think is very important."

"Some people say that I am forced to be funny because of the system." Chun Xiaobai laughed at this point: "You are so young. If there is no system, I can be more funny!"

China,

Wang Mengmeng’s home.

Shen Ming and Wang Qi were sitting in the living room at home. Although their daughter Wang Mengmeng went to the Magic City Super Combat School to study, this kind of dining environment was already familiar to them, but now they felt very depressed.

"Husband, why did you upgrade Xiaobai to S+ level?" Shen Ming asked: "He is already serving a life sentence. Adding 100 years to it is so pitiful. I'm afraid Mengmeng will collapse."

Wang Qi: Embarrassed
"it's the same!"

"Anyone who is caught will be sent to the fifth area of ​​the moon." Wang Qi said expressionlessly: "By the way, Mengmeng has been in Europe for a while. Did she tell you when she will come back?"

Shen Ming shook his head, and said sadly: "No."

"Give her a call and tell her about looking for Chun Xiaobai. Don't be too anxious. I will work hard." Wang Qi said.

"Ok!"

words fell,

Shen Ming made an international long-distance roaming call for his daughter.

"Hey?"

"Mengmeng, I'm your mother!"

(End of this chapter)