Report the big devil

Chapter 392

On the plane heading to North America,

Chun Xiaobai has been harassing Wang Mengmeng who is next to him, of course, it is not the so-called harassment, but Chun Xiaobai wants to know whether he has stored the big sword properly.

"Hey!"

"Are you annoyed, you guy?" Wang Mengmeng was irritated by being harassed, and said helplessly: "Put it away, you put it in the corner of the kitchen with me in the morning, did you forget?"

Have it?

Chun Xiaobai tilted his head, recalled it for a long time, and finally remembered the position of his big sword, which was really the same as what Wang Mengmeng said.

"Speaking of which, Morgan wants an apprentice. Why doesn't he find one by himself instead of relying on you to find one?" Wang Mengmeng clung to Chun Xiaobai's chest and said with curiosity on her face: "You are so unreliable. Don’t trick people!”

I go!

What is this called!
Chun Xiaobai's face was full of anger, but he was unable to refute. If one of Wang Mengmeng's strings were broken, it might lead to a domestic violence incident.

"By the way, why don't you let your younger sister, little friend Wang Nini, go to worship Morgan as a master!" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I think this little brat Nini should be educated, she is so skinny. Little Demon King."

"Don't tell me, I did have this idea at the beginning, but I didn't want Nini to be Morgan's apprentice. I wanted you to be Nini's teacher, and then educate her well. If you can't do it, beat her up!" Wang Mengmeng said.

Hey!
This attention is good!

Chun Xiaobai quite agrees with Wang Mengmeng's idea. This is the same as Little Sunflower's mother's teaching. If a child is disobedient, just catch him and give him a firm beating. After beating, he will be honest.

Many people say that treating children can’t be solved by calling. Basically, those who say this kind of thing don’t have children. Can you still bear it when a brat kid uses all his tricks and wreaks havoc in your world?

Absolutely can't help it!
At this time, there is only a solid beating.

"do not worry!"

"I will definitely use my strength. I can only hurt the flesh, but I can't move the bones!" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "Believe me, as long as you choose me, I will send a good student Wang Nini."

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

how
It sounds very unreliable!
Wang Mengmeng looked at Chun Xiaobai with a playful smile and felt that he was not a good person. Then she pulled his ears, exerted a slight force, and said calmly: "Do I think I will believe it?"

"Humph!"

"Of course you can't be allowed to contact Nini alone. You are a big man who is not serious. What if you break my sister?" Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes and said randomly: "In short, let's talk about it in the future. What matters is your own problem, you bastard.”

Words,

that's true!
He is now a wanted criminal. If he doesn't solve this matter, all future plans will be in vain.

for a long time,

After the plane landed in Dami, Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng boarded a big Mercedes according to Jerak's instructions, and then went to a secret place.

Great America.
By the way, the air here is not so fresh!
Chun Xiaobai secretly said to Wang Mengmeng next to him: "Hey, many people say on the Internet that even the air in free countries is sweet, but why do all I smell is the stench of capitalism?"

stench?

Have it?

Although Wang Mengmeng knew that Chun Xiaobai was full of thoughts called hatred towards the Eight-Nation Allied Forces and some countries that were not friendly to China, but he never expected that this thought would penetrate too deeply and affect him. daily behavior.

"Hey!"

"It's almost enough!" Wang Mengmeng said helplessly: "Now it is an Earth Alliance system, and it is no longer what it used to be. Don't you know the community of shared future for mankind?!"

Although Wang Mengmeng's voice was quite soft, and the car had front and rear sound insulation, Chun Xiaobai still nervously stepped forward to cover Wang Mengmeng's mouth, and cautiously came close to her ear.

"careful!"

"Don't expose yourself!" Chun Xiaobai said.

Uh?
This...why am I so excited?

Wang Mengmeng was filled with all kinds of ambiguity and tenderness because of Chun Xiaobai's actions. The bursts of hot air in her ears made Wang Mengmeng feel dizzy. For a moment, she could only nod her head stupidly.

Saying
I haven't done anything important for a long time!

Although there are still eight days before the scheduled performance, what should I do if I can't wait?
"What are you picking?"

"Don't be like this. I'm ticklish!" Chun Xiaobai felt his palms being gently picked by the short girl at the airport, and the picking was slow and slippery.
no no no no

So itchy!
Chun Xiaobai wanted to withdraw his hand, but Wang Mengmeng held it down firmly.

"Humph!"

"Want to escape?" Wang Mengmeng said with an indifferent face: "There are only two ways left in front of you. The first is to answer a scientific question, and the second is to kiss me!"

Uh.
This seems to be a trap!
The so-called scientific questions probably couldn't come up with answers even if I tried my best, so keeping them in front of me was the second choice. The so-called two choices were just Wang Mengmeng's cover-up.

No!

Chun Xiaobai, you can't go down like this!

turn on the system,

Click on Skill Book Store.

“Get Science Skills: Math!”

"Get Science Skill: Chemistry!"

Completed!

Together with the "Science Skills: Physics" I bought before, this is the most basic, powerful existence in the world, the invincible three-piece set of mathematics, physics and chemistry!
"Successfully activated the properties of the science suit - a three-piece set of mathematics, physics and chemistry!"

It's time to challenge the so-called academic masters and let these arrogant academic masters know that a scumbag is about to rise!
"I choose the first one!" Chun Xiaobai said confidently.

"it is good!"

"Excuse me. What is the name of the old lady who grinds the iron rod that Li Bai met when he was a child?" Wang Mengmeng asked.

cut!
What did you think it was!

Chun Xiaobai smiled disdainfully, then silently pressed her lips towards Wang Mengmeng's red mouth.

Complete defeat!

God knows what that old lady's name is! ?

Words,

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai!
I want to personally give that old woman an embroidery needle!

Do not,
Get a pack of embroidery needles!

Stop grinding!
now,

Wang Mengmeng was enjoying the warmth and sweetness Chunxiaobai brought, and she hugged Chunxiaobai's neck even more happily. At this time, Wang Mengmeng only had one thought in her mind.

Knowledge can change destiny, this sentence is not a joke, it really can!

I am so happy now!

(End of this chapter)