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Chapter 398 Welding the door and splashing dung to poke the tire (33, adding more to the school of the leader Heiye)
Chun Xiaobai saw Morgan walking over silently, and hurriedly waved to him: "I found you a very, very good apprentice, but her background is rather pitiful, and you need to help her control her emotions."

Morgan froze for a moment, then opened his hands to feel the elements in the air, and after a while, said to Chun Xiaobai: "I feel a lot of resentment, is this a girl?"

Oh my God!

Is it so amazing?
Chun Xiaobai froze for a moment, then said curiously: "You can feel this, are you the legendary Daredevil?"

"Ha ha!"

"This child is very good. If he knows how to control his emotions, he is a talent." Morgan said blankly: "It's a pity. It is very difficult for this child to control his emotions, and he needs to put in a lot of effort."

When Chun Xiaobai heard Morgan's words, he said with a smile, "Are you afraid of these things? Let me tell you another secret. This kid is a cyborg, and he has incredible strength!"

"This is in line with my wishes." Morgan smiled faintly, and then walked up to the second floor.

"Then what."

"Let this child live in my family first. After all, I have a lesbian who can take care of me." After Chun Xiaobai finished speaking, he felt that his words were full of ridiculousness.

Just because the short girl at the airport usually needs to take care of her by herself, how could she take care of others.

moment,

Chun Xiaobai carried the little girl Anne on her back, and when she returned home, she opened the door and smelled a disgusting smell, which was full of a sense of conspiracy.

not good!

This is the smell of Wang Mengmeng below!

Chun Xiaobai's forehead began to seep cold sweat, and all kinds of horrible pictures appeared in his mind, white and slender noodles, stained with a mixture of egg white and salt.
OMG!

I can't think about it anymore, if I think about it again, I'm going to vomit!
"came back?"

"Wait a minute, the egg noodles will be ready soon." Wearing a colorful apron, Wang Mengmeng stood on a chair looking for something, while the cauldron was boiling.

I go!

Why is the girl at the airport so obsessed with noodles?

Put the little girl Annie on the sofa, and then the ashen-faced Chun Xiaobai sat obediently at the dining table, waiting for the arrival of the legendary egg noodles. To him, this is not as simple as a bowl of egg noodles, this is simply hell !
Saying
How much is your current harmonic energy value?Don't try again, see if you can see the specific number, and don't pop up a message that you can't watch it.

Open the Damowang system,
When he clicked on his personal information, what excited him was that he actually clicked on it. Could it be that Ronaldo and Neymar went home?
I took a look at my personal information, I haven't seen the so-called data for a while, and I still miss it. If this is a novel, it is estimated that many people will discuss it in the comment area.

damn it,
This idiot author wrote and wrote the system and wrote it.

Of course, this is not his fault, who made the World Cup come so suddenly.

Ha ha
Anyway, kill the author!
Name: Chun Xiaobai
Remaining survival time: 90 days, 3 hours, 1 minute and 2 seconds

Harmonic value: 759000
I go!

My buddy has saved up to three months. It seems that my Weibo account is very valuable. This is not a buddy who has been recruited again, and he keeps giving himself +1S.

Uh?
+1S?

Hey, violence is not advisable!
The bored Chun Xiaobai opened a skill store. Anyway, he is idle. Why don't he see if he has some special skills, such as debt collection skills. While chasing bad guys, he can also take on some debt collection tasks.

Ugh?
What's happening here?
Look at what my buddies discovered, "Debt Collection Skills: Welding Doors, Splashing Dung and Poking Tires". It really has this skill!
One hundred thousand energy values,
Not expensive!

"Acquired "Debt Collection Skills: Welding Doors, Splashing Dung and Poking Tires"!"

now,

Various fragments appeared in Chun Xiaobai's brain, such as how to weld a security door to death, how to maximize the area of ​​a bucket of manure, and how to use a piece of instant noodles to poke a car tire.

This Nima.
Lime powder, teasing the legs, kicking the crotch, spitting, stepping on the feet, inserting eyes, welding the door, throwing feces, and poking the tire buddy What kind of routine is this?This is preparing to learn the world's three most indiscriminate tricks, isn't it?

"Okay. Let's eat!"

now,

Holding a large bowl of noodles, Wang Mengmeng sat in front of Chun Xiaobai with a smile on her face, and looked at the man in front of her expectantly. In fact, it was not so important for Chun Xiaobai to return to a normal person. .

instead,
Wang Mengmeng was obsessed with this kind of daily life, thinking about the life after marriage in those TV dramas.

sizzle, sizzle,

Chun Xiaobai gulped down the so-called egg noodles, and soon after swallowing the whole bowl of noodles, he said to Wang Mengmeng, "What about those diamonds?"

"I hid it, that's right. I gave Xie Linna a big diamond, and asked Gao Bo to bring another diamond to Tang Ling." Wang Mengmeng said: "But don't worry, those are not very good quality , I leave the perfect color to myself.”

Chicken thief!

But this is chicken thief with all the love!

The former prodigal king now starts to manage his family diligently and frugally. What kind of world is this?
"Oh"

"Speaking of which, let's change our strategy." Chun Xiaobai said: "Revenge seems impossible. I'll take revenge and continue to live in this world with this identity, and I have a follow-up plan."

"The debt collection company founded by the first S+ level wanted criminal, do you think it has a head?" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I have already thought of the name, it is called Xiaobai Financial Entrustment Company."

"???"

what's the situation?
This is going crazy, isn't it?
Wang Mengmeng listened to Chun Xiaobai's nonsense, although she quite agreed with abandoning the practice of redressing grievances and instead going to avenge his comrades in arms, but what kind of debt collection company and Xiaobai's financial entrustment are behind this?

"Don't make trouble!" Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes at Chun Xiaobai, and said nonchalantly, "You settle the matter in front of you first. What kind of debt collection company is there? Is there any blind idiot who will ask you to collect debts?"

words fell,

There was a knock on the door.

Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng were stunned for a moment, then Chun Xiaobai, who was the head of the family, went to open the door, only to see Royce leading a little boy standing at the door of his house.

"noob!"

"William's family is in trouble. There is a bully who owes their family a lot of money, but they just don't pay it back." Royce said, "I've thought about it, and only you can do it."

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

I.
This.
What are you afraid of?

Chun Xiaobai secretly took a look at Wang Mengmeng, and found that the black line on the face of the short girl at the airport at the moment made him feel a different kind of emotion in his heart, a feeling of being appreciated by Bole because of his great ability.

I am born to be useful,
rational!

"no problem!"

"I'll take this order!" Chun Xiaobai patted his chest and said proudly.

(End of this chapter)