Report the big devil

Chapter 440 Auntie, Uncle Can't Let You Go! (twenty two)

Wang Qi looked over in horror, and found that Chun Xiaobai was standing there naked, covering his crotch with both hands, with a nervous, shy and confused expression on his face.

"you"

"You kid is actually alive?" Wang Qi pointed at Chun Xiaobai's hand, trembling non-stop. After all, this scene was a bit unreasonable. How did this kid survive such a violent explosion?

"what?"

"I didn't die at all. It's just that the impact made me dizzy. Now that the dizziness is gone, I just got up from the ground." Chun Xiaobai stood there with an innocent face, and the cool breeze blew me away. Made him sneeze.

"I can't, I can't!" Chun Xiaobai was flustered in the wind, and hurriedly shouted at Wang Qi: "Uncle, let's not study the issue of living or not for now, can you find a pair of pants and a coat? Frozen like a dog."

Hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, Wang Qi glanced at the chaotic scene around him, and then saw that the phone was still on the phone, so he said to Shen Ming on the other side: "Honey! Hurry up."

I go!

No way!

When Chun Xiaobai heard that his prospective father-in-law wanted to let his mother-in-law come over, regardless of the embarrassment of his image, he ran over clutching his crotch, then grabbed the phone and pressed it to hang up.

"uncle!"

"Are you crazy?" Chun Xiaobai said seriously: "Have you forgotten that we have to do a whole body of work?"

"Wang Qi will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Qi will add 60 seconds for you!"

Why is this guy so passionate about that kind of thing?

wrong,

It seems that this kid often does things that I'm sorry to Mengmeng!
"You boy!"

"I asked you, do you often go to such occasions?" Wang Qi frowned and asked angrily.

"No!" Chun Xiaobai said helplessly: "I only went there once, and it was just to press my feet, but when I got home, I was beaten up by Mengmeng, and I haven't been there since then!"

"I swear!"

"I didn't do anything at that time, but simply pressed my feet!" Chun Xiaobai covered the shield with one hand, raised the other hand above his head, and said with a righteous face: "I didn't lie!"

Uh.
It should be believable, and she was beaten up after only going there once. This is very similar to what Mengmeng’s mother did. When she was drunk and pulled up by her friends, she also encountered the same treatment. I have to say. History always Surprisingly similar.

But here comes the question, how did this kid convince his wife to let him take him to the bathing center?How on earth is this done?Why can't I do it myself?

As a man, why is his son-in-law so outstanding?

"Cough cough!"

"You stand here first, I'll get you some clothes, by the way. This is your weapon." Wang Qi handed the dagger in his hand to Chun Xiaobai, then gave him the phone, and said: " Give your aunt and Mengmeng a call and report that they are safe."

"Oh"

Watching Wang Qi leave in a hurry, Chun Xiaobai, who was naked, looked around. The ultimate goal at present is to find his own equipment. Whether to call or not is the second priority. Anyway, I have to go back tonight, so why call to report that I am safe?
quickly,

Chun Xiaobai found his own things in the ruins, not to mention the special weapon box and Piggy Page's schoolbag. The quality is so good that there is nothing wrong with it except for the dust.

"Jingle Bell!"

at this time,

Chun Xiaobai, who was hiding in the grass nearby, was suddenly awakened by the ringtone of the mobile phone, and glanced at the caller on it - his wife was slightly stunned, remembering that it was his father-in-law's mobile phone.

"Hey!"

"Auntie." Chun Xiaobai picked up the phone without being overbearing or in a hurry.

"noob!"

"It's great that you are still alive. You really scared my aunt to death." Shen Ming heard Chun Xiaobai's voice and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. Although he heard Chun Xiaobai's shouting before, he didn't hear it now. Be clear.

"do not worry!"

"When you two come back, auntie will make the decision for you. You must make your uncle look good!" Shen Ming said angrily, "Keep him from sleeping in the bedroom for a month!"

hiss!
Oh my God!

Uncle earned so much money!

When Chun Xiaobai heard that Shen Ming had made this punishment, his expression of envy and hatred was just like the aspirations of all male compatriots. Relatives before marriage are like tigers blocking the mountain, blocking the road to happiness, but relatives after marriage are like tigers blocking the road to happiness. Like a life-saving straw, my body can barely survive.

"Don't!"

"Auntie, you can't do this, you are pampering uncle, only if you let him suffer so much, he will feel that he is not good enough, and then work hard to improve every day!" Chun Xiaobai dissuaded.

This one
Seems to have a grain of truth, and the word 'day up' is precise!
"All right!"

"Listen, when will you and your uncle come back?" Shen Ming asked: "Don't be too late, remember that there are people in the family, and everything must be family-oriented, understand? Don't learn from your uncle." .”

"Oh" Chun Xiaobai responded, then hung up the phone, and waited quietly for Wang Qi to send a set of clothes.

At Wang Mengmeng's home,
Shen Ming just finished talking on the phone with Chun Xiaobai, and glanced at his heartless daughter, who was sitting in front of the sofa, eating grapes and playing with her mobile phone, while the TV was on for you. Shen Ming was very angry.

"Pay attention to your image!" Shen Ming said, "Even if you have a boyfriend, you can't look like this!"

"mom!"

"You are so annoying, Xiaobai didn't even mention me, why are you so anxious, really." Wang Mengmeng replied lazily, and said softly: "And he is used to it, and many things in the family are caused by him. Do it, then I can only sit on the sofa and play with my phone."

"Shen Ming will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Shen Ming will add 60 seconds for you!"

So angry!

The daughter who took 16 years to cultivate was ruined like this in only half a year!
Once upon a time,

Shen Ming was still worried about whether Mengmeng would end up alone. After all, he was so arrogant, but... he catered to the old saying that playing chess with a bad guy would make him more and more smelly.

"Mengmeng. Mom asks you one thing, why can you be sure that Xiaobai is not dead?" Shen Ming sat beside her and asked curiously: "Your father saw Xiaobai die with his own eyes. "

"Sometimes hearing is false and seeing is false. I have experienced Xiaobai's death so many times that I have become paralyzed. Anyway, as long as the body is not found, he is still alive." Wang Mengmeng lowered her head and played with her phone, explaining to her mother.

"Of course there is another reason." After Wang Mengmeng turned off the screen, she looked up at Shen Ming and said confidently: "He is my man, and we have agreed to grow old together!"

(End of this chapter)