Report the big devil

Chapter 60 You, Get Out! (Happy New Year!)
There is a kind of people in this world, once they are interested in a certain thing, they are very persistent, they never know what is 'tired', even if the sky falls, they are still addicted to it and cannot extricate themselves.

Chun Xiaobai is such a thing
When Gao Bo was taking a shower, Chun Xiaobai was watching a movie; when Gao Bo was about to go to bed, Chun Xiaobai was watching a movie; when Gao Bo got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, Chun Xiaobai was watching a movie; When Bo woke up in the morning, Chun Xiaobai was still watching a movie
Gao Bo is crazy
From Sunday night to Tuesday morning, Chun Xiaobai didn't sleep at all, but now he seems to be in good spirits. Can you believe it?Aren't you afraid of sudden death?

"Brother Xiaobai, don't you feel tired?" Gao Bo came to Chun Xiaobai's side. He really couldn't understand the thinking of this great god. It was too weird and terrifying. Maybe one day he would wake up and there would be more around him. corpse.

"Are you kidding?!" Chun Xiaobai turned his head, stared at the black circle, and said disdainfully, "I'm very energetic now!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

If there is anyone in the world worthy of Gao Bo's admiration, it is undoubtedly the current Chun Xiaobai, who can stay awake for 36 hours a day and two nights, yet still be able to refresh himself.
"It's almost there." Chun Xiaobai stretched his waist, and said immediately: "I'm going to take a shower now, so that I can be more energetic!"

Gao Bo watched Chun Xiaobai go to the bathroom in amazement, he could imagine what would happen later, he must have been trembling all over again, then his feet slipped, and his head hit the floor tiles. Yes, this is considered sober .

really.

Chun Xiaobai, who came out of the bathroom, did not wipe off the blood stains on his head, and said with a smile on his face: "Gao Bo, you can try it in the future, this method of sobering up will have immediate effect, and it is really effective!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

I rely on!

How can I have such vitality as you? Let alone knocking down the floor tiles twice in a row, even if I knock down the floor tiles once, I'm afraid I'll be buried in the soil. It's too scary. This person, he belongs to the Xiaoqiang category, right?

Gao Bo smiled bitterly, shook his head hurriedly and said, "I'll forget it. I'm not sure about the strength and angle, so I might just leave."

Chun Xiaobai sighed after hearing Gao Bo's words, his roommate's life is so monotonous, there are basically no entertainment activities, he doesn't watch movies, he doesn't play games, he just reads books all day
No!

This week, I must take him to experience the exciting life, and I must not let him know before that, otherwise I will be such a fool that I might not go!
"Brother Xiaobai, what's the matter with you?" Gao Bo watched Chun Xiaobai staring at him meanly, and couldn't help feeling a chill down his back.

"fine!"

"I'm going to the classroom!"

Chun Xiaobai fled the dormitory in a hurry. Seeing such an abnormal situation, Gao Bo's legs couldn't help shaking, and he didn't know what this psychopath was planning.

Anyway, it’s not a good thing!
When he came to the classroom, the students still warmly received Chun Xiaobai. Of course, as he has never been proud, he came to his own throne of salted fish with a calm face.

"Wang Mengmeng?!" Chun Xiaobai poked Wang Mengmeng's back and asked, "Do you know of any place where I can accept the mission of killing people and stealing goods? I'm short of money recently."

Wang Mengmeng turned around and looked at Chun Xiaobai seriously. How short of money is this person? Can he think of such a way to make money?

"What do you want money for?" Wang Mengmeng asked.

"If you want to buy a sea-view villa, you should have a private beach; and you should have a butler with a London accent. As soon as I walk in, I will ask: may I help you sir?" A model you should know, be my personal maid"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes at Chun Xiaobai. This guy will always bring you unexpected 'surprises'. The content in front is reasonable. I have such a villa in my home, but what is behind it?
Hire fifteen models to be your maids, why don't you buy the whole world?
Wang Mengmeng didn't tell Chunxiaobai where she could take up the mission, and she didn't know these things herself, so she refused to answer directly, and by the way whetted the bastard's appetite.

With Yu Shuhua's arrival, the classroom was filled with silence again, and Yu Shuhua, who matured very quickly, entered the teacher queen mode, and began to explain various issues on the podium.

I go!

I haven't attended a class for a few days, and I have come to quantum mechanics.

Chun Xiaobai was a little surprised when he heard what Yu Shuhua said, and immediately changed from a salty fish scumbag to a hardworking scumbag, with a serious look on his face, it was scary to watch.

Ten seconds later.

Forget it, I'm not this material.

soon.

"you!"

"Get out!" Yu Shuhua pointed at Chun Xiaobai who was in a daze and said.

Under the ridicule of his classmates, Chun Xiaobai walked out silently, but all kinds of classic Xueba novels appeared in his mind, thinking about Chun Xiaobai, he laughed that this kind of routine was not suitable for him.

Coming to the corridor of the classroom, Chun Xiaobai lay down at the window and looked at the scenery outside, which routine suits him?Uh, it should look like this!
When I came to the corridor of the classroom, I lay down at the window and watched the snowflakes fluttering. A gust of cold wind swept over me. This scene combined with my beautiful voice made me very sad and touching.And at this moment, the principal passed by here, moved by his moving voice, and immediately promised himself: From today on, you will be the principal!
Hey!

I am the principal myself!
Chun Xiaobai had begun to have hallucinations and couldn't help but sing: "True love is like a vast grassland, which can't be blocked by layers of wind and rain; there will always be a time when the clouds open and the sun rises, and the sun shines on you and me."

"Yu Shuhua will add 30 seconds to you!"

"Yu Shuhua will add 30 seconds to you!"

"Yu Shuhua will add 30 seconds to you!"

"shut up!!!"

Just when Chun Xiaobai was about to let his true feelings flow in, he was mercilessly interrupted by Yu Shuhua's angry roar.

Uh.
She has big breasts and she has the final say!
In the following time, Chun Xiaobai walked up and down the corridor nearly thirty times, and finally found a relatively clean ground and sat down to read a novel.

Not to mention, the novels in this world are really exciting!

"Brother-in-law, don't go! ", "Sister-in-law, don't run! ", "Brother, will you stay or not? ", "Sister is here! ". The title of the book is full of fantasy, but the content has nothing to do with the title.

for a long time.

Yu Shuhua walked out of the classroom and ignored Chun Xiaobai on the way. There was only one reason why she called him out. Everyone was listening carefully to the class, only Chun Xiaobai was in a daze. This was just a little green among thousands of flowers, so dazzling. , affecting their own teaching.

"Teacher, please go slowly!" Chun Xiaobai looked at Yu Shuhua's back respectfully, and shouted out his own voice from the bottom of his heart. He hoped to impress Yu Shuhua with these five short words, so that she could make her feel happy. Go back to the classroom by yourself.

But since then, as long as it is Yu Shuhua's class, Chun Xiaobai will never walk into the classroom again.

(End of this chapter)