Report the big devil

Chapter 72 Plastic Teachers and Students
"Have you paid?" Out of the hospital, Wang Mengmeng was riding an electric bike and asked Chun Xiaobai who was behind her.

Chun Xiaobai nodded, and said confidently: "I carry more than [-] yuan with me at all times. Can I still afford the medical expenses? Are you kidding me!"

Hearing that Chun Xiaobai kept adding drama to himself, Wang Mengmeng felt bad, and hurriedly asked, "Did you escape?"

"No." Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I wrote an IOU in the hospital, of course. Keep the number of the Super Powered Crime Investigation Bureau of Shanghai!"

really.

Wang Mengmeng had no choice but to accept this. After thinking about it carefully, it was indeed the case. After all, the task had been completed, and the follow-up matter was the matter of the Super Crime Investigation Bureau.

"I ask you!"

"Are you planning to continue like this in the future?" Wang Mengmeng asked.

Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, full of doubts about Wang Mengmeng's words, and asked, "What do you mean?"

"While using superpowers, use weapons to assist your own strength." Wang Mengmeng said: "I told you not to do this last time. I think you didn't listen to it at all. Now that you have decided, I can't stop you. I just want to remind you to practice your proficiency in using weapons well."

Chun Xiaobai was about to retort, but in the end he endured it. Wang Mengmeng and herself were heartbroken. If she didn't know what to do, she would probably be angry again. Forget it. There is still a certain bottom line in life. At least in front of her.

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai nodded. In fact, it doesn't matter whether he nods or not, anyway, Wang Mengmeng can't see it, but this is a habitual movement, and if he doesn't, he feels uncomfortable all over his body.

Wang Mengmeng, who was riding an electric scooter, felt very tormented inside. She didn't know what would happen when she returned to school, perhaps because she was worried that Chun Xiaobai would really leave her.

Wang Mengmeng didn't know why she cared so much about Chun Xiaobai, maybe it was because the bastard holding her behind her left too much anger on the first day of school, and in the following time, the anger gradually began to accumulate, just like It snowballed until it was big enough to destroy any house.

"If you are really fired, what are you going to do?" Wang Mengmeng really wanted to know Chun Xiaobai's future plans, she didn't want Chun Xiaobai to be hit and then step into the abyss.

Yup!

What should we do in the future?

Chun Xiaobai had never thought about this problem. His plan was very simple. Because of the existence of the Big Demon King system, he could only muddle along and be a bastard, and he might just burp one day.

"Uh"

"I may find a listed company to be a motivated employee." Chun Xiaobai said: "With my abilities, it won't be long before I get a promotion, a salary increase, general manager, CEO, and marry Bai Bai. Rich and beautiful, reaching the pinnacle of life!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Believe it or not, I'll ride the electric bike under the wheels later?!" Wang Mengmeng clenched her teeth angrily. When someone asked him about the future so worriedly, he was still in the mood to joke.

"Since you haven't thought about it, let me make some plans for you!" Wang Mengmeng said: "Every week you need to pick me up at the school gate, and then take a day to go shopping with me and treat me to dinner!"

Excessive!

This Nima is too much!
Chun Xiaobai wants to jump out of the car, he is a man who wants to reach the pinnacle of his life, how can he have time to pick you up from school, besides, how can an upright man find a girl at the airport? of!
Refuse!

If he doesn't refuse, is he still Chun Xiaobai?

Don't forget your original intention!
"Respond quickly!" Wang Mengmeng hurriedly urged after waiting for a long time.

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai hurriedly replied, such things as original intentions can be forgotten for a while!
"Wang Mengmeng, by the way, your temper seems to be a little irritable!" Chun Xiaobai said: "Why are you so calm towards others, but always so angry towards me?"

Wang Mengmeng was silent for a while, and replied lightly: "Idiot!"

for a long time.

Chun Xiaobai bid farewell to Wang Mengmeng who didn't know why he suddenly ignored him, and hurried to Xia Li's office. When he came to the door, Chun Xiaobai didn't rush to knock on the door and enter.

"Be calm, be tolerant, and don't be cowardly!" Chun Xiaobai muttered to himself, knocked on the door a few times, and walked in.

"hey-hey."

"Teacher Xia?" Chun Xiaobai crept up to Xia Li, seeing that Xia Li was busy with work at the moment, he couldn't help but wondered: "My God, is it so amazing? Teacher Xia, you are actually working?"

Xia Li glanced at Chun Xiaobai, who had a playful smile on his face, and suddenly, nameless anger welled up in his heart, and he said, "What happened to the hostage?"

"It's quite well preserved!" Chun Xiaobai said seriously.

save?

whole?

Why does it sound so weird?

"The hostage is dead?" Xia Li swallowed. It would be fine if the hostage was alive, but it would be difficult if he died. Although he wanted to keep Chun Xiaobai, the premise was that the hostage was alive.

"No, no, coma, coma. There is a qualitative difference between death and death!" Chun Xiaobai said embarrassingly: "Mr. Xia, I did exactly what you said. I just need to keep the hostages alive. Isn't this alive?" , but without consciousness."

"I can't protect you anymore." Xia Li sighed and said: "The safe survival of the hostages is your trump card. I can ignore the injured passers-by, but now you have destroyed your trump card, and no one can do anything!"

I rely on!

This is completely different from what I said before!

"Teacher Xia!"

"You can't do this!" Chun Xiaobai said in panic, "Mr. Xia, if you do this, we will become a plastic teacher-student relationship!"

"Xia Li will add 30 seconds to you!"

"Xia Li will add 30 seconds to you!"

"Xia Li will add 30 seconds to you!"

This bastard has the face to talk about the plastic teacher-student relationship. When you use a bazooka to injure innocent passers-by, it's already a plastic relationship!
Right now.

Xia Li's landline rang, and when he picked up the phone, the voice of the old man of the Super Criminal Investigation Bureau came from inside.

"Charlie"

"Aren't you a poisonous student?" Old Fu shouted angrily, "He actually left our bureau's phone number in the hospital, and the hospital called to collect the money, and the needle was pulled out if he didn't pay. student. this."

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

"What's the situation now? Is the hostage dead?" Xia Li couldn't react, and asked hastily.

Old Fu shouted: "I'm awake, there's nothing serious, but I'm very angry now!"

"It's good if you don't die. Goodbye!" Xia Li hung up the phone, looked up at Chun Xiaobai and said, "Go back, you are lucky this time, the task is completed."

Hey!
How good is the plastic now?
Chun Xiaobai was a little overjoyed, and bid farewell to Xia Li in a hurry, and sent another text message to Wang Mengmeng when he was at the door. He had been busy with him for so long, so it was necessary to tell her immediately, and the airport had a lot of opinions on him. Well, if she found out and didn't tell her immediately, she would probably suffer again.

Xia Li, who was sitting in the office, was full of resentment towards Chun Xiaobai, the class cancer. This is not going to work! The honor of Elite Class A will be ruined by Chun Xiaobai sooner or later.

It can only be this way.
Straight to stocking!

PS: I'm sorry, everyone. The plot of Chun Xiaobai's rocket killing a passerby was indeed Baimao's imperfect thinking and violated the core values ​​of socialism. Baimao is guilty!The white cat has already made a modification, but it just blew up the vehicles parked on the side of the road, and there was no death.
Originally, in White Cat's vision, this book "Reporting the Great Demon King" was rated at R18 level, with blood, violence, various swear words, dirty jokes, talk and sarcasm, making Chun Xiaobai a "greater ability, The more irresponsible' image of comedian big devil, in the end. The white cat infinitely weakened this setting, allowing Chun Xiaobai to have a wider audience.

But I didn't expect that it still caused discomfort to many adults. This is Bai Mao's lack of consideration. I'm really sorry!sorry!sorry!

Finally. Thank you for your reminders and supervision, let the white cat realize many shortcomings, and the white cat will continue to work hard!

　Say it. Forget it.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)