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Chapter 96 People who love to laugh also have bad luck

The plane that Chun Xiaobai and his group took landed on an island, which was located between the East China Sea and the North Sea in Huaguo from the mobile phone map. However, Chun Xiaobai was full of doubts about this small island.

Generally, such a small island cannot be easily found, but the map of the mobile app can actually find this small island. What if aliens attack the earth one day?A bomb from a spaceship will flatten this place, so who will protect me?
After getting off the plane, Chun Xiaobai and his group entered an underground tunnel under the leadership of a staff member of the Super Power Crime Investigation Bureau. During this period, Chun Xiaobai's eyes did not stop.

Although he is a scumbag, it does not prevent Chun Xiaobai from accepting novel creatures. After all, deep in the heart of every scumbag, there is a seed of a top student, but this seed is buried too deep, and there is no similar starting point. Adventures like those in novels will basically never see the light of day.

"Gao Bo, can this be taken away?"

Chun Xiaobai saw some weird weapons displayed in the passageway below, so he couldn't help but come up with an idea to take all these weapons away and ask Gao Bo's father to help them modify them.

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"Brother Bai, don't even think about it!" Gao Bo smiled helplessly. A normal person would not be able to think of such a behavior. If he dared to take things from the Super Crime Investigation Bureau, would he not want to live?

In a blink of an eye.

A group of people came to a huge conference room, which was much larger than in the school. Just take Wang Mengmeng as an example. The conference room here is like a girl with G, while the school The meeting room of Wang Mengmeng is like that.

"Hey!"

"Wang Mengmeng, please help me translate the English above." Chun Xiaobai saw that there were many English titles in front of him, so he hurriedly asked Wang Mengmeng next to him to explain for himself.

"Humph!"

"Usually let you study and read more, now you know the pain of not having knowledge?" Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes at the bastard, and couldn't help asking: "If you have time to learn foreign languages ​​well, we may go abroad to perform missions in the future, mastering English is very necessary .”

Today's world structure is a big alliance system. The five major countries control the world and undertake world peace. Huaguo is one of the most founding countries, and often sends many superpowers to the most dangerous places in the world to perform various tasks.

Although Chinese has begun to become popular in Asia, English and Spanish are still dominant in Europe and North America.

"Who said I can't speak English?" Chun Xiaobai said with a look of disbelief: "I can also speak a few simple words, it's just a combination of Chinese and Western!"

A combination of Chinese and Western?

Why never heard of it?
Wang Mengmeng is full of curiosity about the so-called "combination of Chinese and Western" in Chun Xiaobai's mouth. Is it the legendary Chinglish?For example, you are welcome, the expression in Chinglish is: No thanks, and the correct one is: It's nothing.

"Say a few words, and I'll listen." Wang Mengmeng said.

"Cow B!"

"Bull X!"

Chun Xiaobai pointed to Wang Mengmeng and listed two Chinese and Western 'words', and then said: "I can also combine Chinese and Arabic numerals, such as thief 6"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

So this is the so-called combination of Chinese and Western things?But if you think about it carefully, you’re not wrong. Let’s take the word “Niu X” for example. It does meet the requirements of combining two languages, but. But, I’m very upset, and I’ve been tricked by this bastard again up.

"From now on, every Saturday, come to the Starbucks in the library with me, and I'll give you a good tutoring in English!" Wang Mengmeng said silently, she felt that she had to study hard for this bastard, otherwise she would eat someone who couldn't speak English in the future. deficit.

what? !

Give me tutoring? !
Chun Xiaobai couldn't accept such a thing, so it's just tutoring?I am 20 years old, and in ancient times, I was at least the father of two children!Have you ever seen a father go to a cram school?
"But Saturday is the best day for cell phone film sales!" After all, Chun Xiaobai still couldn't bear to give up the sales of this day, as long as he tried his best to fool around on Saturday, let alone fifteen films to start.

"And I'm not Chen Qingquan, what foreign language do I learn?" Chun Xiaobai whispered to himself: "Even if I were Chen Qingquan, I wouldn't look for a foreign language teacher like you, I'm looking for an authentic big 'foreign' horse!"

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, nothing. Anyway, I'm coming!"

for a long time.

A strong middle-aged man came here. From his handsome suit and blind left eye, he should be at the level of director or deputy director.

In the following time, this big man explained various rules and disciplines for Yanhuo's students, and finally described all the events that Chun Xiaobai and his group faced.

In short, the task is very simple, to fight against four criminal organizations, and one of the four criminal organizations 'Hell's Angels' is the most dangerous, in order to ensure fairness, a lottery mode was adopted.

"I'm going to smoke!"

"I am extremely lucky. I will definitely get the easiest task!" Chun Xiaobai hurriedly said to Wang Mengmeng and Lei Xingchen. Chun Xiaobai was obsessed with the lottery.

Although Wang Mengmeng didn't care about the difficulty of the task, she still hoped to get an easier one. After all, it was linked to graduation points, and whether she could leave a strong mark on her personal file in the future.

Can Chun Xiaobai really do it?
Wang Mengmeng was very skeptical about this, but not to mention that ordinary people who love to laugh are not bad luck, for a guy like Chun Xiaobai who seems to be mentally retarded, it is estimated that his luck is so good that it will explode.

"Let him try?" Wang Mengmeng asked Lei Xingchen. Is it related to the fate of the team, or should I listen to Lei Xingchen's opinion.

"Uh"

"Let Chun Xiaobai go." Lei Xingchen's thoughts were similar to Wang Mengmeng's. For a neurotic like Chun Xiaobai to live to such an age without being beaten to death, this luck should be at the level of heaven-defying.

Wang Mengmeng glanced at the enthusiastic Chun Xiaobai, and finally decided to let him draw lots. Before leaving, she gave a few instructions, don't put too much pressure on it, and any task is fine.

"Where's the smile?"

"I'm so lucky!" Chun Xiaobai didn't feel the slightest hint of Wang Mengmeng's kindness. Instead, he said with contempt: "Look at me getting you the best task!"

Chun Xiaobai has his own unique understanding of how to draw a good lottery. At this time, he must be the first. It is most appropriate to describe it with the phrase "my fate is up to me". The strong people always get the first prize , and then let the people behind cry on the line.

"I smoked!"

Chun Xiaobai looked at the four balls of paper in front of him, and began to have hesitation that shouldn't exist. This is a big taboo in the lottery process. Hesitation will interrupt the inspiration of the lottery, so as to get the worst one.

No!

keep calm!

Chun Xiaobai took a deep breath and tried to return his mentality to normal, but his behavior made the middle-aged Cyclops in front of him very angry.

"5 minutes!"

"Do you smoke, kid?" the middle-aged Cyclops urged.

"Tap, pump, pump!" Chun Xiaobai became anxious when he saw the man in front of him, and hurriedly used his last trick, silently reciting in his heart, "Wang Mengmeng is the airport", while his fingers kept picking the paper under the influence of the formula. group, and finally fell to the third paper group from left to right.

This is it!

Pick it up, take it apart, and take a look.

All in one go!
"Hahaha!"

"We won the 'Hell's Angels' mission!" Chun Xiaobai turned around and told Wang Mengmeng and Lei Xingchen the good news.

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Lei Xingchen adds 30 seconds to you!"

"Lei Xingchen adds 30 seconds to you!"

It seems that not all people who love to laugh are not bad luck. Chun Xiaobai, a psychopath, tells others with his own experience that sometimes people who love to laugh have bad luck!

(End of this chapter)