The Strongest Daoist in the Heavens

Chapter 17 Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao

"What about demons and demons? It's a mess. Just tell me what happened to Cao Mengde." Li He said dumbfounded.

The words of the demon way really made him a little bit critical. Although it was not about him, he felt scolded for scolding the bald man in front of the monk, and for not scolding the monk.Of course, with Li He's state of mind, he has long seen through the appearance of the world of mortals, and will not be angry because of it.

Just listening to it, I always feel weird and uncomfortable.

Taoists do nothing, but they are not unintentional. Real people are immortals, but they are also human beings with seven emotions and six desires.

"It's too late to go into details, Taoist priest, hurry up, that monster wants to take the Lord's life!" Xu Chu said.

Hearing this, Li He became even more strange. While following Xu Chu, he asked, "What kind of monster has stalked Meng De? He has a protective charm that I refined on his body, and he has great luck. Let alone an ordinary monster." Even if you look at him from a distance, you will hurt yourself."

He is really a little curious.

Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan are all people with great luck. Not to mention monsters, ghosts, and serious Taoist masters, they can't do anything to them.

Zhuge Liang, who knows magic in the original book, never thought of using strange means to eliminate Cao Cao.

Because that's simply not realistic.

Li He was really curious about what kind of evil spirit could entangle Cao Cao, and even threatened to take his life.

"It's a demon called Zuo Ci, no, it's a demon... I, Xu Chu, is a rough man who can't speak. Don't blame the Taoist leader. Anyway, he is old and wicked. That man also wears a Taoist robe and claims to be a Taoist priest. He wants to take the lord to Mount Emei. Practicing, if the lord does not go, he will kill the lord, the Taoist priest hurry up with me to save the lord!" Xu Chu said.

Li He couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words.

It turned out to be Zuo Ci playing Cao Cao?

It's just the time, it seems to be a few years earlier than in the original work, right?
"I know that Zuo Ci is a true Taoist priest, not a demon. Zhongkang don't talk nonsense." Li He shook his head and said, "As for Meng De, you don't have to worry. Although a cultivator is blessed by heaven and earth, he must abide by the law of heaven and nature. If you can't attack someone with strong luck, he won't be able to hurt Meng De!"

In the original book, Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao, the purpose is to take Cao Cao to practice and let Liu Bei sit in the world.

But how could such a thing against the sky be successful?

Cao Cao not only rejected Zuo Ci, but also put him in prison as a spy, but Zuo Ci, who said he wanted to "take your head with a flying sword", did not dare to hurt him.

"I don't understand, all I know is that I can't beat Zuo Ci, I have to fight someone like you, Daoist Master," Xu Chu said.

Then, the two went all the way to Cao Cao's mansion, and soon came to Zuo Ci's "dragon liver and phoenix gall" banquet: I saw Zuo Ci take a pen and ink, brushed a dragon on the wall, and then waved his big sleeves, the dragon His stomach split open by itself, and a piece of "dragon liver" fell out from it.

Then he painted a phoenix, took its bile, and used it as seasoning to mix with dragon liver.

This frightened Cao Cao very much.

Such dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, let alone met, he had never even heard of it.

I couldn't help but think to myself: Can the priest deal with this Zuo Ci?

"Daoist, come here quickly. Let me introduce Mr. Zuo Ci to you." Cao Cao said immediately after seeing Li He.

However, it is clearly an introduction, but in fact, it is talking about his own experience: Not long ago, Cao Cao ordered people to go a long way to buy a batch of oranges, and wanted to provide them to himself and the court officials. When I met Zuo Ci, who claimed to be an old man from Cao Cao's hometown, he wanted to help carry oranges.

Some people help out, how can those little soldiers not want to?
So they asked Zuo Ci to carry them for a while.

Unexpectedly, all the tangerines he carried became much lighter, and when he took them back and peeled them, they turned out to be empty.

"Damn it, how do you eat this kind of meatless citrus?" Cao Cao was furious.

And at this time, there happened to be an old Taoist visiting outside, and it was Zuo Ci.

Cao Cao called him in and asked, "What sorcery do you use to capture my fruit?"

Zuo Ci said no, and peeled a mandarin by himself, but there was pulp.

Seeing this, Cao Cao took another one and peeled it off, but it didn't work.

Therefore, he regarded Zuo Ci as a Taoist who, like Li He, was ready to take refuge in himself, so he first showed off his means.Not only was he given a seat, but he was also entertained with good food and wine. Zuo Ci drank five buckets of spirits and ate a whole roasted lamb.

But Zuo Ci also said that he was not full.

Cao Cao asked him, "What kind of magic do you practice that are so powerful?"

Zuo Ci then said: "I have studied Taoism for 30 years in the Emei Mountain of Jialing, Xichuan. Suddenly I heard a voice calling my name from the stone wall; I saw it, but I didn't see it. It was like this for several days. Suddenly a thunder shattered the stone wall, and I got three heavenly books Volume, titled "Dunjia Tianshu". The first volume is called "Tian Dun", the middle volume is called "Di Dun", and the second volume is called "Human Dun". Stone; people can travel around the world, hide and change, fly swords and throw knives, and take people's heads. Cao Gong is an extremely human minister, why don't you step back and go to Mount Emei to practice with the poor Taoist? It should be taught by three volumes of heavenly scriptures."

"I also want to retreat bravely, but above the court, there is no one who can take charge!" Cao Cao politely declined.

As a result, Zuo Ci recommended that Liu Bei be in charge of the court, and threatened Cao Cao that otherwise he would behead Cao Cao with a flying sword.

Cao Cao was furious, and immediately ordered Zuo Ci to be arrested.

However, the next thing he found was that beating Zuo Ci didn't hurt Zuo Ci, and Zuo Ci didn't care about starving Zuo Ci. He also said, "I can go without food for ten years, and I can also eat thousands of sheep a day."

Cao Cao was so angry that he smoked.

Even, when Cao Cao was eating, he ran out of the prison by himself, so Cao Cao hurriedly sent Xu Chu to invite Li He, and then Li He rushed over and saw the scene where Zuo Ci was taking the dragon liver and phoenix gall.

"Mr. Zuo Ci, this is Daoist Li He." Cao Cao turned his head and said to Zuo Ci.

Hearing this, Zuo Ci immediately looked at Li He.

After carefully looking at it for a long time, he finally shook his head and said, "It's a good piece of material for cultivation, but it's a pity that you don't cultivate the art, you don't cultivate the law, and you don't cultivate the virtues, and you have fallen into the heresy. If you rein in the precipice now and take Cao Cao and me to Mount Emei to practice Taoism, maybe As for the chance of redress, if you focus on helping the evildoers, I am afraid that it will not take long before catastrophe will strike."

After finishing speaking, he still looked regretful and sighed.

Cao Cao was surprised when he heard this.

Couldn't help thinking to himself: This Zuo Ci's tone is so old-fashioned, the Taoist priest can't really stand it, can he?

He was a little worried, after all Zuo Ci was quite old, while Li He was very young.

Generally, ginger is old and spicy.

"Are you talking about yourself? In vain I thought you were a master of the Taoist school, but unexpectedly, you tried to help Liu Bei rule the world in vain. You simply don't know the sky!" Li He smiled lightly and said: "What is the sky, the earth, To put it bluntly, Rendun is nothing more than a blindfold, a small illusion, don't you think that poverty can't be broken?"

"Really? Then please fellow Taoists, open your eyes to the poor Taoist!" Zuo Ci said while standing with his hands behind his back, posing as an expert.

(End of this chapter)