The Strongest Daoist in the Heavens
Chapter 186
Chapter 186
In Juxia City, on the street, Liu Chuang was leading two gangsters towards the overpass in the city center.
"I heard that there is a new fortune-telling stall on the overpass. The owner of the stall is a young Taoist priest. Our brothers went there to have a tooth-beating ceremony." Liu Chuang said as he walked, "You have to pay some protection to live in my big D's territory." Isn't Fei?"
Hearing this, the two younger brothers nodded in agreement.
Then continue to walk, one of the younger brothers asked: "But brother, there are a lot of fortune-tellers and fortune-tellers over the bridge, and there are also a lot of sellers of dog skin plasters. Why only charge the protection fee for that little Taoist priest? If everyone collects it, in the future Brothers, why don’t you drink spicy food?”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang stopped immediately.
Then he smiled and said, "Do you know why you are the little brother and I am the big brother?"
The younger brother shook his head to express that he did not know.
He was also a little puzzled, because Mao also came out to mess around, Liu Chuang became the eldest brother, and he was just a younger brother.
"Brain, you need brains to be a big brother!" Liu Chuang said: "Who are the people who set up the stalls over the overpass? They are all elderly old men. You ask them to collect protection fees, and they will lie there. You have ten mouths and you can't explain it clearly!"
As soon as these words came out, expressions of admiration immediately appeared on the faces of the two younger brothers.
The eldest brother is the eldest brother, and even the supernatural powers of Tianqiao's group of old men are well known, very powerful.
However, Liu Chuang was not happy about their admiration.
If he hadn't suffered a loss before, how could he know so much?The past is unbearable, and it is tears to say it!
The three of them walked all the way, and soon came to the hexagram booth of the young Taoist priest under the overpass.
The young Taoist priest had a sword on his shoulder, a gourd on his waist, and a whisk in his hand. A crane as big as a cow lay beside him.Let Liu Chuang take a look, and couldn't help being a little timid.
He thinks that the three of them together might not be able to defeat that crane.
It's too big, and the legs of the crane are like the legs of a cow.
If that thing kicks someone, is it still worth it?
"Big brother, what's the matter?" The Taoist asked after seeing Liu Chuang.
Hearing this, Liu Chuang wanted to say that he would collect protection fees, but when the words came to his lips, he changed his words and said, "Well, I want to ask you to do a fortune telling me, to see when I can make a fortune and become the leader of all the streets in Juxia City. boss."
Hearing this, the Taoist smiled and took out a pen and paper, and said, "Okay, write a word!"
Liu Chuang was dumbfounded on the spot.
He is not very literate, so asking him to write and tell fortunes is a bit of a problem, which is difficult for others.
But soon, he had a thought, wrote a big "D" on the white paper, and said to himself: You little Taoist is playing word testing for men, okay, let you test English!
It is said that a fool who thinks a lot will gain something. Liu Chuang's hand can definitely stump 90.00% of fortune tellers.
The word test is all about Chinese characters, how can there be English letters?
The young Taoist was also a little surprised by this, but soon came back to his senses and said with a smile: "This word is only a half circle, not the whole, which means that you have no chance to dominate Juxia City and become the boss of all the streets."
Liu Chuang was taken aback when he heard the words, and subconsciously said: "In this way, if I change the name to 'Big O', doesn't it mean that Juxia City can be unified?"
The Taoist didn't answer him, but continued to say: "But aside from the semicircle, the erection of the sky shows that you can indeed make a fortune, but it's not on the way, but on a bright and upright road. It should be roughly , Serve as a soldier."
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang was taken aback again.
"What the hell? I'm a soldier? Are you talking nonsense?" He suddenly felt that the Taoist priest was talking nonsense, so he showed his fierce face, and said, "I'll tell you the truth! This street, including this overpass, is covered by my big mask." That’s right, I’m here today to collect protection fees, don’t think that if you say something nice, I’ll charge you less, ten yuan, no, it’s 100 yuan, 100 yuan a month, not a penny less!”
To be honest, Liu Chuang is really not a promising gangster, even if he is paid for protection, he only charges a little.
However, if there is a "promise", there will be no chance to correct the evil in the future and become the famous "Great Wall No. [-]".
"But your 'vertical' is covered by a semicircle after all, so before you make your fortune, you will also experience some small tribulations, such as getting into a fight because of a fight with someone." The Taoist said again.
Regarding this, Liu Chuang didn't care at all, he shook his head and said, "I've gotten into a lot of games, why do I care about getting in one more time?"
It's just that, although he said it harshly, in his heart, he actually panicked a lot.
A little bastard like him is most afraid of the police. Although every time he goes in, he can somehow come out, but he is still afraid that the officers Weilan and Qilin inside are very fierce.
"It's different this time. Once you go in, you can never come back," the Taoist said.
Liu Chuang panicked even more when he heard the words, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "I don't believe it."
"Believe it or not, Pindao dares to bet you that if you can come out and continue to be a gangster after you go in this time, I will give you double the protection fee." The Taoist said with a smile.
Immediately, Liu Chuang's eyes lit up and said, "You said this yourself, I didn't break the rules."
"Pindao said it himself, as long as you can come back and continue to be a gangster, I will give you a protection fee of 200 yuan." The Taoist laughed.
It was the first time for him to talk about a big business of 200 yuan with the gangster, and it was very interesting.
Liu Chuang, who was dubious in his heart, took his two younger brothers back, and soon because of playing hooligans, he had sex with the brave Ge Xiaolun, and then both of them were arrested and taken to the police station... Suddenly panicked in his heart.
During the battle, he awakened the "Nuo Xing God of War" and realized that he was not an ordinary person. He suddenly felt that it would not be so easy to get out of the game this time.
Thinking of the "never come back" that the Taoist priest said when he told himself a fortune teller before, he had a premonition that he might really not be able to return to the past.
"Am I going to become a superhero in one fell swoop?" Liu Chuang thought to himself.
However, instead of being a superhero, he was locked up in the bureau for a whole week.
It was Ducao who was going to grind his temper.
There is also another reason, the appearance of Li He caught Ducao's attention.
"This man's name is Li He. He is a Taoist priest by profession. He suddenly appeared in Juxia City a few days ago. He is already well-known because he is proficient in character reading and reading. I can’t find any information about him before he came to Juxia City.” A clerk in charge of intelligence reported to Dukao.
In this regard, Ducao frowned and said, "Isn't that a deceptive thing by measuring words and judging by looks?"
The clerk wanted to say something when he heard the words, but he opened his mouth and couldn't say anything.
He is a native of Earth, and he really wanted to argue with Ducao, telling him not to underestimate the metaphysical culture of Eastern Taoism, but he couldn't say anything when the words came to his lips.
Because the earth is just a low-level civilization, and the culture of the earth is a joke in the eyes of aliens.
Who made you weak?
People speak lightly, and it's no use arguing.
At present, the way people on earth get along with aliens is basically: what Ducao says is right, what people on earth say is wrong, all technology and culture on earth are very low-level in front of aliens, very bad Worth to talk about.
"Take two people and follow me to have a look!" Ducao finally said.
(End of this chapter)
In Juxia City, on the street, Liu Chuang was leading two gangsters towards the overpass in the city center.
"I heard that there is a new fortune-telling stall on the overpass. The owner of the stall is a young Taoist priest. Our brothers went there to have a tooth-beating ceremony." Liu Chuang said as he walked, "You have to pay some protection to live in my big D's territory." Isn't Fei?"
Hearing this, the two younger brothers nodded in agreement.
Then continue to walk, one of the younger brothers asked: "But brother, there are a lot of fortune-tellers and fortune-tellers over the bridge, and there are also a lot of sellers of dog skin plasters. Why only charge the protection fee for that little Taoist priest? If everyone collects it, in the future Brothers, why don’t you drink spicy food?”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang stopped immediately.
Then he smiled and said, "Do you know why you are the little brother and I am the big brother?"
The younger brother shook his head to express that he did not know.
He was also a little puzzled, because Mao also came out to mess around, Liu Chuang became the eldest brother, and he was just a younger brother.
"Brain, you need brains to be a big brother!" Liu Chuang said: "Who are the people who set up the stalls over the overpass? They are all elderly old men. You ask them to collect protection fees, and they will lie there. You have ten mouths and you can't explain it clearly!"
As soon as these words came out, expressions of admiration immediately appeared on the faces of the two younger brothers.
The eldest brother is the eldest brother, and even the supernatural powers of Tianqiao's group of old men are well known, very powerful.
However, Liu Chuang was not happy about their admiration.
If he hadn't suffered a loss before, how could he know so much?The past is unbearable, and it is tears to say it!
The three of them walked all the way, and soon came to the hexagram booth of the young Taoist priest under the overpass.
The young Taoist priest had a sword on his shoulder, a gourd on his waist, and a whisk in his hand. A crane as big as a cow lay beside him.Let Liu Chuang take a look, and couldn't help being a little timid.
He thinks that the three of them together might not be able to defeat that crane.
It's too big, and the legs of the crane are like the legs of a cow.
If that thing kicks someone, is it still worth it?
"Big brother, what's the matter?" The Taoist asked after seeing Liu Chuang.
Hearing this, Liu Chuang wanted to say that he would collect protection fees, but when the words came to his lips, he changed his words and said, "Well, I want to ask you to do a fortune telling me, to see when I can make a fortune and become the leader of all the streets in Juxia City. boss."
Hearing this, the Taoist smiled and took out a pen and paper, and said, "Okay, write a word!"
Liu Chuang was dumbfounded on the spot.
He is not very literate, so asking him to write and tell fortunes is a bit of a problem, which is difficult for others.
But soon, he had a thought, wrote a big "D" on the white paper, and said to himself: You little Taoist is playing word testing for men, okay, let you test English!
It is said that a fool who thinks a lot will gain something. Liu Chuang's hand can definitely stump 90.00% of fortune tellers.
The word test is all about Chinese characters, how can there be English letters?
The young Taoist was also a little surprised by this, but soon came back to his senses and said with a smile: "This word is only a half circle, not the whole, which means that you have no chance to dominate Juxia City and become the boss of all the streets."
Liu Chuang was taken aback when he heard the words, and subconsciously said: "In this way, if I change the name to 'Big O', doesn't it mean that Juxia City can be unified?"
The Taoist didn't answer him, but continued to say: "But aside from the semicircle, the erection of the sky shows that you can indeed make a fortune, but it's not on the way, but on a bright and upright road. It should be roughly , Serve as a soldier."
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang was taken aback again.
"What the hell? I'm a soldier? Are you talking nonsense?" He suddenly felt that the Taoist priest was talking nonsense, so he showed his fierce face, and said, "I'll tell you the truth! This street, including this overpass, is covered by my big mask." That’s right, I’m here today to collect protection fees, don’t think that if you say something nice, I’ll charge you less, ten yuan, no, it’s 100 yuan, 100 yuan a month, not a penny less!”
To be honest, Liu Chuang is really not a promising gangster, even if he is paid for protection, he only charges a little.
However, if there is a "promise", there will be no chance to correct the evil in the future and become the famous "Great Wall No. [-]".
"But your 'vertical' is covered by a semicircle after all, so before you make your fortune, you will also experience some small tribulations, such as getting into a fight because of a fight with someone." The Taoist said again.
Regarding this, Liu Chuang didn't care at all, he shook his head and said, "I've gotten into a lot of games, why do I care about getting in one more time?"
It's just that, although he said it harshly, in his heart, he actually panicked a lot.
A little bastard like him is most afraid of the police. Although every time he goes in, he can somehow come out, but he is still afraid that the officers Weilan and Qilin inside are very fierce.
"It's different this time. Once you go in, you can never come back," the Taoist said.
Liu Chuang panicked even more when he heard the words, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "I don't believe it."
"Believe it or not, Pindao dares to bet you that if you can come out and continue to be a gangster after you go in this time, I will give you double the protection fee." The Taoist said with a smile.
Immediately, Liu Chuang's eyes lit up and said, "You said this yourself, I didn't break the rules."
"Pindao said it himself, as long as you can come back and continue to be a gangster, I will give you a protection fee of 200 yuan." The Taoist laughed.
It was the first time for him to talk about a big business of 200 yuan with the gangster, and it was very interesting.
Liu Chuang, who was dubious in his heart, took his two younger brothers back, and soon because of playing hooligans, he had sex with the brave Ge Xiaolun, and then both of them were arrested and taken to the police station... Suddenly panicked in his heart.
During the battle, he awakened the "Nuo Xing God of War" and realized that he was not an ordinary person. He suddenly felt that it would not be so easy to get out of the game this time.
Thinking of the "never come back" that the Taoist priest said when he told himself a fortune teller before, he had a premonition that he might really not be able to return to the past.
"Am I going to become a superhero in one fell swoop?" Liu Chuang thought to himself.
However, instead of being a superhero, he was locked up in the bureau for a whole week.
It was Ducao who was going to grind his temper.
There is also another reason, the appearance of Li He caught Ducao's attention.
"This man's name is Li He. He is a Taoist priest by profession. He suddenly appeared in Juxia City a few days ago. He is already well-known because he is proficient in character reading and reading. I can’t find any information about him before he came to Juxia City.” A clerk in charge of intelligence reported to Dukao.
In this regard, Ducao frowned and said, "Isn't that a deceptive thing by measuring words and judging by looks?"
The clerk wanted to say something when he heard the words, but he opened his mouth and couldn't say anything.
He is a native of Earth, and he really wanted to argue with Ducao, telling him not to underestimate the metaphysical culture of Eastern Taoism, but he couldn't say anything when the words came to his lips.
Because the earth is just a low-level civilization, and the culture of the earth is a joke in the eyes of aliens.
Who made you weak?
People speak lightly, and it's no use arguing.
At present, the way people on earth get along with aliens is basically: what Ducao says is right, what people on earth say is wrong, all technology and culture on earth are very low-level in front of aliens, very bad Worth to talk about.
"Take two people and follow me to have a look!" Ducao finally said.
(End of this chapter)
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