Daddy's Fishing World

Chapter 71 Biaozi, Comedy Genius
Old Zhang took Xiao Zhang away, and Yu Le turned over the mud for about forty minutes.

The live broadcast lasted only three minutes, but the number of people online had already reached the peak of catching more than 100 catties of fish that day, almost [-] fish.

At this point, Yu Le has completely confirmed one thing. Diaobo’s audience is indeed too limited. This kind of local interesting things is what the majority of water lovers like to hear.

If I have the opportunity in the future, I will broadcast more of this.

The water in the center of the pond has become completely shallow, and the dorsal fins of several large animals are clearly visible.

Yu Le went ashore and turned off the water pump, called his uncle to inform him, and then said to the camera, "Folks, the water is almost pumped, we are ready to catch fish."

Water friends responded enthusiastically:
"The anchor is catching fish. I see you are having a great time digging. I have seen several other outdoor anchors dig out loaches and eels before, but none of them are as skilled as you. Of course, the main reason is that you, the anchor, have a lot of fish in your pond. , good resources, enjoyable to watch!"

"Catching fish is also very interesting. It feels like childhood. Host, hurry up and start catching fish."

"Ha, Brother Le didn't mention catching fish. I forgot that catching fish in dry ponds is the main topic. Let's catch them. Let me see what kind of fish are in your pond!"

"Go and grab, grab! I want to see the big deal!"

Yu Le nodded, and said, "A machine has been pumped since yesterday morning...Let's take a look at the water level of the pond first."

The live broadcast assistant has been restarted by him. Under intelligent control, the camera is facing Tang Xin, and the dorsal fins of those swimming fish are clearly displayed.

The Road to a Thousand Miles: I only saw a few fish. There are no fish in the anchor’s pond, right?
Luyao: I feel like there aren’t any fish. Have they been stolen?
Little Fisherman: There is a saying in the countryside that fish hides in an inch of water. Let’s learn more about it.

Yu Le smiled and said, "The little fisherman is right, every inch of water hides fish. Don't look at the fact that there is only so little water left in the pond and not many fish can be seen. In fact..."

Yu Le didn't explain in words any more. He kneaded a big ball of mud and slammed it into the water like a bomb!

"Wow wow wow..."

"Crackling..."

Suddenly, a group of fish in the water, which had been panicked by the sudden drop in water level, were frightened and jumped out of the water in large numbers.

Among them, silver carp and bighead carp are the most common, and one of them is a little bit troublesome, and they like to fry water the most.

Then there are grass carp and bream, these semi-water layer fish are not frightened... bottom fish such as carp and crucian carp are relatively better.

Hundreds of large and small fish jumped up and down in tens of square meters of water, and the scene was still very spectacular.

The water friends in the live broadcast room boiled like fish in a pond:
"I'm sorry, it's really a fish hidden in an inch of water."

"It's totally unexpected that so many fish can be hidden in such a small amount of water."

"Seeing so many fish jumping, I really want to go into the water to catch them. I haven't caught fish for many years, and now my mind is full of pictures of when I caught fish back then."

"Brother Le, stop interacting, start catching."

"Hey, where is that brother Biaozi who is a good runner? Running loach and eel is so professional, running fish should be more professional, hehe."

"Brother Biaozi, it's your turn! Don't say that you are just a fisherman, catching fish is like digging up loaches and eels."

"Biaozi, don't embarrass the fishermen!"

"Brother Biaozi, start!"

……

Li Biao just picked up two buckets full of snails and clams and sat on the bank of the pond to take a breath and smoke a cigarette. Yu Le turned the camera towards him and shouted with a smile, "Biaozi, the old guys are calling you to go down to the pond to catch fish. , and I also ask you not to lose face as a fisherman."

"Damn, digging those slippery things, I admit that the technology is a little watery. But catching fish, I am a dignified fisherman, and I can't do it easily!"

Li Biao rolled his eyes when he heard this, and shouted as he carried a water tank filled with fish and was about to go down to the pond.

Yu Le kindly reminded, "It's very difficult to subdue a big fish with bare hands."

"The water is so shallow, why use nets. Don't worry, I can handle even the biggest fish."

Li Biao went down to the pond full of self-confidence, walked in the mud with steps that his relatives would not recognize, carried the water tank to the middle of the pond, put it down, and filled the water...

Then this fellow took aim at the fish with the most obvious backless...

Yu Le looked at this guy's posture, and had a premonition that he was going to make a fool of himself... Are you kidding me, to catch big fish in the dry pond, I have to use my skills to copy nets.

I really think that the water is shallow, and those fish that are a few catties a dozen catties are at your mercy.When you thought it was fishing, you turned the fish over and vomited blood...

What's more, what Biaozi is after is the biggest overlord in the visual inspection pond... Yu Le reckons it's a grass carp, weighing [-] catties as a base!

Biaozi is still young.

It's good to suffer and have a long memory.

……

In the live broadcast footage, Li Biao was half-crouched, quietly approaching his target like a Japanese soldier entering a village.

Seeing the opportunity, I opened my arms and hugged it...

He was working hard to catch this big fish in one fell swoop, so as to save Li Paopao's lost face!
But the development of things will go according to the plot he envisioned?

When Li Biaozhi was determined to win, he made the move quickly and ruthlessly. The fish was hugged by him...

However, if you want to subdue a live fish weighing more than [-] kilograms, let alone in water, even on land, you are just dreaming!

Li Biao immediately paid the price for his ego and youth.

"Clap!"

"Whoa!"

The big fish was stimulated by his hug and resisted fiercely.It twisted and struggled violently after being turned over, and at the same time, its big tail twitched wildly...

Li Biao couldn't hold it down, but he broke free immediately, and at the same time, he was slapped on the chest by the big fish's tail.

"thump!"

The sad Biaozi children's shoes lost their balance and fell into the muddy water.

What's even more tragic is that when the big fish made a fuss, he threw it again, and the fish in the water jumped wildly again... Several of them had a close contact with him, and even got their heads hit!

Yu Le saw this tragic, but extremely joyous scene, and wanted to laugh, but was afraid of being said to be unconscionable and gloating... Nima, I'm about to stifle internal injuries.

Water friends don't need to worry about it so much, in reality, many of them laughed out loud like pigs...

The barrage area has completely become a sea of ​​joy:

"Biaozi, the fisherman, haha! Talent!"

"Spicy, so spicy, it's so hot that I can't open my eyes!"

"Biaozi was sent by the elder brother, the appraisal is complete!"

"Brother Biaozi, it's a pity that you don't act in comedy, you are so talented! If you go, I think your future achievements will be higher than good swords!"

"Hold the grass, my stomach hurts from laughing. I'm on the subway, and the people next to me look at me like I'm crazy."

"I'm in the company's office, and my colleagues are looking at me... It's over, the boss is attracted by my shocking laughter."

"I was driving, MMP. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stop laughing for a long time. I almost kissed the old man in front of me to death! I almost bumped back to before liberation."

　Good night, folks, and don’t forget to vote.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)