Need Theft System

Chapter 89 Did You Bring That Something?
What Zhang Tian paid attention to was the last two words of Dianmu: very cool!
Although Zhang Tian didn't read much, he still had at least some imagination. When he saw these two words, he immediately thought of the appearance of Dianmu when she used those sticks, that scene, that scene, lying on the ground. Groove, it's so beautiful!
Zhang Tian quickly stopped, not daring to think about it.

Xia Shuang saw Zhang Tian staring at the phone, with a constipated face, and frowned in confusion.

Zhang Tian swiped down again, and he saw a long-lost profile picture, Dahongpao Yuelao!
This old buddy, Zhang Tian remembered that he didn't seem to have hooked up before, and looked at Yuelao's dynamics, it seems that this old man has a lot of troubles!

"Hey, since the separation of immortals and mortals, the population of the immortal world has expanded so much in recent years that I dare not hold the red rope, old fairy. How can the heavens be chaotic?"

"Fuck, family planning! What's so difficult about it? Population control is definitely good, just start it." Seeing Yuelao's news, Zhang Tian didn't even think about it, and directly sent a sentence to Yuelai.

Hearing a voice suddenly startled Yue Lai who was bowing his head in contemplation. In a daze, he hurriedly said, "May I ask which fairy friend is visiting? I don't know what family planning is?"

Zhang Tian started the magic stick mode, and began to popularize the knowledge about family planning for Yue Lai in a serious manner.

"At the beginning of this Dao, I passed by by chance and heard that the immortal friend was confused, so I came here to enlighten me. As for family planning, it is very simple. There are no reasonable protective measures between men and women. It’s a normal thing. So, use correct and scientific methods to guide.”

Elder Yue was shocked, this Taoist friend's advanced cultivation could actually know what was in his mind, which even Sanqing couldn't do.

However, what puzzled Yuelao was that the gods above the Sanqing basically did not walk in the fairy world, so who is this divine?
After much deliberation, he couldn't figure it out, so Yue Lao had no choice but to ask, frowning and saying, "I wonder where Taoist Taoist Taoist Master Taichu practices in the cave in Xianshan Mountain? Why has Old Xian'er never heard of it?"

Zhang Tian is very speechless, family planning is such a serious matter, you must know who I am doing?

"The original Dao is Taichu. Xiaowushan sweeps the steps. It's normal if you don't know it. It's strange if you know it."

Yuelao was even more puzzled after hearing this. He had no impression of where Xiaowu Mountain was, and he had never heard of the name Taichu. generation.

Moreover, what kind of mountain is a person with this kind of cultivation actually sweeping the steps? Is it some kind of hidden cultivation?Specialized in escapism?

After thinking about it, Yuelao felt that this answer should be the most reliable. This fellow Taoist in the early days has probably become a hermit.Because there are quite a lot of people like this, countless great powers have been produced since the beginning of the world, and after the establishment of the Heavenly Court, only the Supreme Lord of the three major sects entered the Heavenly Court to take charge of one party's affairs, and the other great powers were all hidden in the Heavenly Court. In a certain corner of the fairy world, he practiced leisurely, and he didn't care about the affairs of heaven at all.

Although those people did not hold positions in the heavenly court, no ordinary god would dare to provoke them, and some even respected the Jade Emperor, the head of the six emperors.

Thinking of this, Yue Lao quickly became respectful, and asked humbly: "Fellow Daoist in the early days, I don't know what family planning is?"

Without a specific example of this thing, Zhang Tian really couldn't think of how to explain it to Yuelao.

Abortion and surgery are high-tech in the fairy world, Zhang Tian doesn't even have to think about it, it is absolutely impossible to do things, according to the urine of ancient people, it is against the law of heaven, and it is even more natural to induce labor in the womb intolerable.

So, to sum it up, there is only one most reasonable and effective way, and that is to use condoms!

However, having said that, is it possible that the Queen Mother of the West has allowed the immortals in the heaven to fall in love now?If Zhang Tian remembers correctly, it seems that Queen Mother Xi even imprisoned her own daughter because of her relationship.

"Fellow Daoist in the early days, are you still there?" Seeing that Zhang Tian didn't respond for a long time, Yue Lao couldn't help asking.

"Yes, use a condom!" Zhang Tian typed casually, and then asked Xia Shuang in a low voice, "Well, do you have a condom?"

Xia Shuang was taken aback for a moment, and said blankly, "What is it?"

Zhang Tian looked left and right, and saw no one around, so he gestured with both hands, and said, "It's a condom!"

He wanted to show Yuelao one first, but he never had such a thing on his body, so he had no choice but to ask Xia Shuang shamelessly.

However, after Xia Shuang heard it clearly, her face blushed suddenly, she raised her foot and stepped on Zhang Tian's foot fiercely, grinding her teeth and said: "You are going to die! How could there be such a thing on my body, I still A... girl, okay?!"

Zhang Tian's feet hurt and he was shocked at the same time. He seemed to have discovered some big news.

Xia Shuang is still a girl!

After doing it for a long time, this girl is just a female hooligan on the surface, with a flamboyant mouth, but in fact she is still very traditional and conservative in her bones.

Zhang Tian felt that he must have discovered Xia Shuang's biggest secret. The tough female gangster was actually a girl with a traditional heart.In fact, after carefully thinking about Xia Shuang's behavior all the time, Zhang Tian felt that he should have discovered it long ago.

Xia Shuang looked at Zhang Tian strangely, and asked, "Why do you want that?"

She didn't know what she thought of, she immediately looked disgusted, moved her body to the side, and said, "Hey, you are too disgusting, right? When you were eating, you actually..."

Zhang Tian hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop, and explained: "Don't think about it, it's a friend of mine. He doesn't know what a condom is. A child in the mountains has never seen the world, and the time to acquire knowledge is relatively short. He recently talked about a condom. Girlfriend, think about that, but his girlfriend is afraid of getting pregnant, so he asked him to come out and buy a condom, but he didn't know what it was, and wanted me to take a photo for him. I'm helping others, don't you over thinking."

Xia Shuang snorted, rolled her eyes and said, "Who knows what you want? But, you bastard, you really are a bastard, you actually asked me for that kind of thing."

"I thought you brought..." Zhang Tiandao.

"Bring you a big-headed ghost, what am I doing with that thing on me?" Xia Shuang spat at him angrily, blushing authentically.

Zhang Tian is very helpless. It seems that it is not surprising for girls to wear a condom now. Isn’t there some messy chicken soup for the soul? I encourage girls to carry it with them. If they encounter hooligans, they can also minimize their losses. .

(End of this chapter)