The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 100
Chapter 100 The Ninth Beggar
Fa Hai walked up to Jianglong Arhat and comforted him, "Don't be discouraged."
Dragon Subduing Arhat also cooperated: "I will not admit defeat."
"It doesn't matter, you will realize that your ability to persuade people is really bad only if you lose a lot." Do straight men know that you are a straight man of steel.
Subduing Dragon Arhat gritted his teeth and said, "You do what you want."
Fa Hai smiled, showing a kind smile, "Girl stay."
When Xiaoyu heard the voice, she immediately turned her head.
With such a magnetic voice, as long as you hear the voice, you must want to see the person.
Xiaoyu was dumbfounded for a moment when she saw a monk with a handsome face and a jade-like face.
Fa Hai walked in front of her, "Female benefactor, I just confirmed one thing."
"what's up?"
"I seem to have a heart attack."
Xiaoyu frowned. "Shouldn't you go to the doctor if you are sick?"
"I think it's difficult for the doctor to treat it, because I just got this disease, and my heartbeat has been speeding up because I saw you... Tell me how I can treat this disease."
Even though Xiaoyu has been in Hengchuang for many years, she has never heard such wonderful flirtatious talk.
Especially the other party is a monk, a handsome monk, which makes her feel even more exciting.
Yan Chixia, who was drinking at the side, sprayed it directly, her eyes widened, and she said, "I'll go, lover..."
This is my master?
Arhat Subduing the Dragon is also quite dumbfounded, this Fahai speaks amazingly...
The routine is completely unpredictable.
The two stood on the side of the street chatting for a quarter of an hour, and finally Xiaoyu threw herself into Fa Hai's arms, weeping.
"Why, why didn't I meet you earlier in this life? Why did you come out at this time? You are my enemy, I hate you so much."
Fa Hai clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha! I was sorry for you in the previous life and failed you. In this life, you have retaliated against me. Do you feel comfortable in your heart?"
Xiaoyu shook her head violently, "I'm not feeling well, I regret it! Fahai, why didn't you show up earlier."
Fahai looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and finally uttered two words, "God's will - since ancient times, there is no hatred. This hatred will last forever. When is the time to repay the grievances? When we meet, we will smile and wipe away the grudges!"
Xiaoyu looked at that handsome face and burst into tears...
"I understand! You scumbag!"
Then, Xiaoyu left with tears in her eyes.
Yan Chixia stood up and said, "Monk, what did you just do to this woman?"
Fa Hai said calmly, "I just satisfied her fantasies about some things that she dared to think about but dared not touch."
Dragon Subduing Arhat jumped out, "Your mouth...says where did you learn the poems from?"
Fa Hai frowned, "Is this important?"
"Important! I want to learn."
Fa Hai smiled, "If you want to learn, I can teach you. I won this game. Xiaoyu sees the world today and will go back to be a nun tomorrow."
Luohan Jianglong heard the conversation just now, what should I do?
I can only say that my skills are not as good as others, and admit defeat!
"I convinced you this time, next time!"
In a blink of an eye, the two came to the entrance of the street.
The Subduing Dragon Arhat said: "This is the ninth beggar, you come first this time."
Fa Hai knelt down and looked at the beggar for a while.
The ninth beggar is called "Zhu Dachang".
In fact, his appearance is not that ugly, the point is that he is full of sores, which makes him not confident enough, not coquettish enough.Another is a beggar who has been a beggar for many years and has adapted to the current comfortable life.
A beggar's life is simple, he picks up what other people don't eat.
After eating one meal, it’s time to wait for the next meal.
Fa Hai watched for a while, but didn't make a sound.
Subduing Dragon Arhat smiled, "It can't be done. Look at me."
He waved his fan, and there were more than a dozen gold bars in his arms.
"Zhu Dachang!"
"Huh? Master, what can I do for you?" He knelt down in front of the Dragon-Subduing Arhat humbly, waiting for the other party's instructions.
Subduing Dragon Arhat threw him a few gold bars directly, "Follow me."
Zhu Dachang looked at these gold bars. He was not happy, but scared!
In his opinion, beggars are not worthy of this kind of wealth. If they have it, they will be misunderstood as robbed or stolen.
"Master, you'd better give me a bite to eat. Take this gold bar back."
Jianglong Arhat said angrily: "Now that you have money, go to the restaurant to eat immediately."
Zhu Dachang kept licking his lips while looking at the most famous "Cuiyun Tower" opposite.
But the humbleness in his bones still made him shake his head instinctively, "How can a beggar go in."
Jianglong Luohan's eyes widened, "Brother! You know what you're talking about! You have money, why can't you go in."
"I'm a beggar. Look at me, I stink and have sores all over my body! No one dares to approach me."
Luohan Jianglong collapsed, "Why do you care so much about other people's opinions?"
"I'm a beggar... Otherwise, I'll give you the gold bars, leave a mouthful of rice after you're full, and leave some bone scraps for me."
Dragon Subduing Arhat was so angry that he kicked Zhu Dachang away, "You can't carve a rotten wood. Can you make a difference?"
"I'm... worthless."
After an hour of grinding his mouth, the progress of Jianglong Luohan was not as good as the original plot.
In the original work, Zhu Dachang also cautiously entered the inn and ordered a pig intestine...
And now, I can't even get in the door.
Don't even dare to ask for gold bars!
Dragon Subduing Arhat was so angry, it felt like his lungs were going to explode, how could there be such a person in this world.
At this moment, Fahai walked up to Zhu Dachang with a child.
"You are Zhu Dachang?"
"Yes, Master, do you recognize me?"
Fahai pointed at the child and said, "This is your son."
Zhu Dachang stared at the child with wide eyes, "How is it possible! How could I have a child."
Fa Hai made up nonsense calmly, "Ten years ago you were played and drunk by bullies, and then a woman was chased and passed by. In desperation, she hid by your side and escaped. This woman wanted to thank you for saving her life." Well, I promise it with my body."
Zhu Dachang was dumbfounded, "Why don't I know about this?"
"Are you drunk? This man is prone to make mistakes when he is drunk. It's okay, you still have time to make up for it. You look at the child so much like you. He also likes to eat pig intestines."
Zhu Dachang looked at the child.
"This child's skin..."
"That's not the point, the point is that you have a baby. He's hungry, can you bring him something to eat?"
Zhu Dachang fell into confusion, "I don't have a child, this child is not mine."
Fahai signaled the child to leave.
Zhu Dachang watched the child leave, feeling confused.
His eyes can't help but look at the child, and the more he looks at it, the more he looks exactly like himself when he was a child.
Subduing Dragon Arhat secretly heaved a sigh of relief. This Fahai has so many tricks, "Fahai, your method didn't work. It looks like the real thing, I almost believed it."
Fahai smiled and said, "Really?"
Then, at the end of the street, a bearded man suddenly appeared, grabbed the child by the collar, and swung a machete in his right hand.
"Stinky boy! How can you pay off your old lady's gambling debts!"
Zhu Dachang stood up abruptly and looked at the child...
(End of this chapter)
Fa Hai walked up to Jianglong Arhat and comforted him, "Don't be discouraged."
Dragon Subduing Arhat also cooperated: "I will not admit defeat."
"It doesn't matter, you will realize that your ability to persuade people is really bad only if you lose a lot." Do straight men know that you are a straight man of steel.
Subduing Dragon Arhat gritted his teeth and said, "You do what you want."
Fa Hai smiled, showing a kind smile, "Girl stay."
When Xiaoyu heard the voice, she immediately turned her head.
With such a magnetic voice, as long as you hear the voice, you must want to see the person.
Xiaoyu was dumbfounded for a moment when she saw a monk with a handsome face and a jade-like face.
Fa Hai walked in front of her, "Female benefactor, I just confirmed one thing."
"what's up?"
"I seem to have a heart attack."
Xiaoyu frowned. "Shouldn't you go to the doctor if you are sick?"
"I think it's difficult for the doctor to treat it, because I just got this disease, and my heartbeat has been speeding up because I saw you... Tell me how I can treat this disease."
Even though Xiaoyu has been in Hengchuang for many years, she has never heard such wonderful flirtatious talk.
Especially the other party is a monk, a handsome monk, which makes her feel even more exciting.
Yan Chixia, who was drinking at the side, sprayed it directly, her eyes widened, and she said, "I'll go, lover..."
This is my master?
Arhat Subduing the Dragon is also quite dumbfounded, this Fahai speaks amazingly...
The routine is completely unpredictable.
The two stood on the side of the street chatting for a quarter of an hour, and finally Xiaoyu threw herself into Fa Hai's arms, weeping.
"Why, why didn't I meet you earlier in this life? Why did you come out at this time? You are my enemy, I hate you so much."
Fa Hai clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha! I was sorry for you in the previous life and failed you. In this life, you have retaliated against me. Do you feel comfortable in your heart?"
Xiaoyu shook her head violently, "I'm not feeling well, I regret it! Fahai, why didn't you show up earlier."
Fahai looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and finally uttered two words, "God's will - since ancient times, there is no hatred. This hatred will last forever. When is the time to repay the grievances? When we meet, we will smile and wipe away the grudges!"
Xiaoyu looked at that handsome face and burst into tears...
"I understand! You scumbag!"
Then, Xiaoyu left with tears in her eyes.
Yan Chixia stood up and said, "Monk, what did you just do to this woman?"
Fa Hai said calmly, "I just satisfied her fantasies about some things that she dared to think about but dared not touch."
Dragon Subduing Arhat jumped out, "Your mouth...says where did you learn the poems from?"
Fa Hai frowned, "Is this important?"
"Important! I want to learn."
Fa Hai smiled, "If you want to learn, I can teach you. I won this game. Xiaoyu sees the world today and will go back to be a nun tomorrow."
Luohan Jianglong heard the conversation just now, what should I do?
I can only say that my skills are not as good as others, and admit defeat!
"I convinced you this time, next time!"
In a blink of an eye, the two came to the entrance of the street.
The Subduing Dragon Arhat said: "This is the ninth beggar, you come first this time."
Fa Hai knelt down and looked at the beggar for a while.
The ninth beggar is called "Zhu Dachang".
In fact, his appearance is not that ugly, the point is that he is full of sores, which makes him not confident enough, not coquettish enough.Another is a beggar who has been a beggar for many years and has adapted to the current comfortable life.
A beggar's life is simple, he picks up what other people don't eat.
After eating one meal, it’s time to wait for the next meal.
Fa Hai watched for a while, but didn't make a sound.
Subduing Dragon Arhat smiled, "It can't be done. Look at me."
He waved his fan, and there were more than a dozen gold bars in his arms.
"Zhu Dachang!"
"Huh? Master, what can I do for you?" He knelt down in front of the Dragon-Subduing Arhat humbly, waiting for the other party's instructions.
Subduing Dragon Arhat threw him a few gold bars directly, "Follow me."
Zhu Dachang looked at these gold bars. He was not happy, but scared!
In his opinion, beggars are not worthy of this kind of wealth. If they have it, they will be misunderstood as robbed or stolen.
"Master, you'd better give me a bite to eat. Take this gold bar back."
Jianglong Arhat said angrily: "Now that you have money, go to the restaurant to eat immediately."
Zhu Dachang kept licking his lips while looking at the most famous "Cuiyun Tower" opposite.
But the humbleness in his bones still made him shake his head instinctively, "How can a beggar go in."
Jianglong Luohan's eyes widened, "Brother! You know what you're talking about! You have money, why can't you go in."
"I'm a beggar. Look at me, I stink and have sores all over my body! No one dares to approach me."
Luohan Jianglong collapsed, "Why do you care so much about other people's opinions?"
"I'm a beggar... Otherwise, I'll give you the gold bars, leave a mouthful of rice after you're full, and leave some bone scraps for me."
Dragon Subduing Arhat was so angry that he kicked Zhu Dachang away, "You can't carve a rotten wood. Can you make a difference?"
"I'm... worthless."
After an hour of grinding his mouth, the progress of Jianglong Luohan was not as good as the original plot.
In the original work, Zhu Dachang also cautiously entered the inn and ordered a pig intestine...
And now, I can't even get in the door.
Don't even dare to ask for gold bars!
Dragon Subduing Arhat was so angry, it felt like his lungs were going to explode, how could there be such a person in this world.
At this moment, Fahai walked up to Zhu Dachang with a child.
"You are Zhu Dachang?"
"Yes, Master, do you recognize me?"
Fahai pointed at the child and said, "This is your son."
Zhu Dachang stared at the child with wide eyes, "How is it possible! How could I have a child."
Fa Hai made up nonsense calmly, "Ten years ago you were played and drunk by bullies, and then a woman was chased and passed by. In desperation, she hid by your side and escaped. This woman wanted to thank you for saving her life." Well, I promise it with my body."
Zhu Dachang was dumbfounded, "Why don't I know about this?"
"Are you drunk? This man is prone to make mistakes when he is drunk. It's okay, you still have time to make up for it. You look at the child so much like you. He also likes to eat pig intestines."
Zhu Dachang looked at the child.
"This child's skin..."
"That's not the point, the point is that you have a baby. He's hungry, can you bring him something to eat?"
Zhu Dachang fell into confusion, "I don't have a child, this child is not mine."
Fahai signaled the child to leave.
Zhu Dachang watched the child leave, feeling confused.
His eyes can't help but look at the child, and the more he looks at it, the more he looks exactly like himself when he was a child.
Subduing Dragon Arhat secretly heaved a sigh of relief. This Fahai has so many tricks, "Fahai, your method didn't work. It looks like the real thing, I almost believed it."
Fahai smiled and said, "Really?"
Then, at the end of the street, a bearded man suddenly appeared, grabbed the child by the collar, and swung a machete in his right hand.
"Stinky boy! How can you pay off your old lady's gambling debts!"
Zhu Dachang stood up abruptly and looked at the child...
(End of this chapter)
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