The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 12 Meeting Ceremony 1 Brick
Chapter 12
Shifang urinated on the spot.
Standing where he was, his eyes widened, and he looked at the opposite person with an extremely incredible look.
Well, I don't know how to describe it, but I have the urge to slap myself twice.
Not a woman anyway, not a man, something in between.
"I'm ashamed, it's the senior brother who sees it clearly. There are no women here at all! I was cheated!!" Shi Fang forced a smile.
"What kind of difficulties did this female...brother encounter?" Shifang's Adam's apple rolled, and cold sweat on his face made up for it.
"Brother?"
The cross-dressing man touched his face.
A ring of stubble around his mouth pricked his hand, "No, this monk has a Buddhist magical weapon, and he accidentally knocked me into a prototype just now."
It turns out that this guy is not the female ghost Xiao Zhuo at all, but "Saipan", one of Xiao Zhuo's favored subordinates.
He was an eight-foot man before his death.
After fighting repeatedly in front of his grandma, he got this opportunity.
That is to say, its previous performance was good, which made it favored by grandma.
As long as it works hard to complete the goal given by its grandma, it will be able to redeem itself at that time.At that time, you can be reborn as a real woman again.
Grandma told it that the little monk's physique was extraordinary.Because the little monk is still a pure man, and the breath in his body is extremely pure.He even explained emphatically that this little monk is many times better than ordinary men in this world.
The little monk is a great supplement to him!The yang energy of a hundred men is not as good as this little monk.
Therefore, this task is very important.
Taking down this little monk is equivalent to taking down more than a hundred men.
Shi Fang looked at the big man dressed in women's clothing in front of him, and his Adam's apple twitched again.
The pace has already taken two steps back involuntarily.
Seeing this, Saipan revealed his true form without saying a word.
It is a human "monolith" eight feet tall and eight feet wide.
"Little monk! If you stay, I will spare your life. If you try to escape, I will not show mercy." The voice was sonorous and powerful! !
Shifang said tremblingly, "Even if I die, I cannot fall into your hands."
I thought to myself, "I know I am handsome, but you are not a female ghost, I will die very wrongly."
Just this visual impact is like the existence of a wall.
If it falls into the hands of the other party and is "loved" by him, that will be the beginning of his nightmare.
Suddenly he thought of the words of his senior brother Fahai, "Senior brother is right, my destiny has come."
Shifang retreated continuously, and Saipan approached step by step, thinking that in the future, his effort for a cup of tea would be suppressed by this big man...
Better to die.
Maybe I can't hold on to a cup of tea.
Saipan snorted coldly, and grabbed his huge palm towards Shifang.
Shifang was shocked, turned around and ran away.
Behind him, the howling wind swept over.
Open the golden Buddha directly behind it.
This Golden Buddha is the most important thing for them to escort this time, so they carry it with them and dare not slack off.
I don't want to, but this time I actually helped Shifang.
Saipan's giant hand took the shot and lifted the cloth covering the golden Buddha. In an instant, the golden Buddha encountered the evil spirit and immediately emitted a dazzling golden light.
Saipan screamed.
Shifang was overjoyed, "I have a Tathagata in my heart! There are no women, thank you Lord Buddha for saving your life."
He picked up the golden Buddha, turned around and ran away.
He didn't care where he could run in the dark corridor, the farther away the better anyway.
Suddenly, my feet were empty, and the stairs under my feet broke.
Immediately afterwards, the Golden Buddha in his hand was thrown out inertially.
Behind him, Saipan's earthquake-like footsteps followed.
"Little monk, come out quickly. I won't hurt you."
Shifang had rolled to the bottom of the stairs, covering his mouth and cursing in his mind, "You have caused irreparable damage to me. This is spiritual damage. I don't believe you."
Thinking of his heart-thumping back just now, when he turned his head, it turned out to be a man with a rough voice.
I'm afraid I'll have a shadow every time I see a beautiful woman in this life.
"Senior brother, if I can survive, I will never leave Jinshan Temple in this life." Shifang began to miss his senior brother Fahai.
Although the other party sometimes seems very harsh, every time I think about it, the senior brother is training himself.
Gradually, Saipan's footsteps have gone away.
It was pitch dark in front of Shimian. After groping for a while, he couldn't find the golden Buddha.
"It's nearby, where is the Golden Buddha?" Shi Fang was depressed and worried.
After searching for a while, he sat down on the ground, only feeling a little itchy, as if something was moving.
Take it out and look, it feels slippery.
"What?" until he heard a hiss.
Only then was it confirmed that the poisonous snake spit out the letter!
"Oh my god!" Shi Fang jumped up and ran towards his room.
After stumbling a few times, Shi Fang knew where he was going.
At this time, the familiar picture appeared again.
It was that graceful figure again, and the back figure that made him feel distracted.
"My lord, why did you come to my room?" Xiao Zhuo's faint voice came.
Turning around slowly with a charming smile.
but,
What was waiting for her was not the dumbfounded little monk.
It was a brick with moss on it, and it hit her forehead fiercely.
"Bang" sound.
Shifang said angrily: "You still want to lie to me! Damn shemale."
But when he took a closer look, he was stunned.
female?
And she is a very beautiful one, so beautiful that it is breathtaking, so beautiful that you are lovable.
The female ghost Xiaozhuo cursed in her heart. She had charmed so many men, but there was one man who was furious when he saw her.
The men he conquered had hundreds if not thousands, and it was the first time he was greeted with bricks.
I feel wronged!
Shifang panicked, "Girl, are you okay? I thought you were the shemale?"
"???" Xiao Zhuo gritted his teeth, "I'm a shemale?"
"No. You are not. I did meet a ladyboy just now. A man with a long beard, wearing women's clothes, stays up late at night, and specially cheats single boys. Fortunately, my senior brother said that boys must learn to protect themselves when they are away from home. Shifang said apologetically.
Xiao Zhuo naturally knew who the shemale he was talking about was Saipan, whom his grandma was favoring recently.
I don't know what crooked ways this guy used to win grandma's favor.
Fortunately, Xiao Zhuo saved his first hand, discussed with his grandma, and made second-hand preparations.
The purpose is to wait for Saipan to miss, and then make up the knife by himself.
Xiao Zhuo smiled gracefully, "Okay, do you think I look like that transvestite?"
After saying that, the big eyes blinked slightly.
The agile eyes seemed to be a pair of hooks, which caught Shi Fang's eyes vividly.
Shi Fang was a little dumbfounded, but at the last moment, Shi Fang's rationality made him sober, "I have a Tathagata in my heart, but I don't have a woman."
Xiao Zhuo giggled, "What nonsense are you talking about, little monk, open your eyes and have a look."
Shifang opened her eyes, Xiaozhuo was already close at hand, and she began to enlarge her moves.
"I'm a bit cold, let me warm you up with your hand."
When Shifang's hand was touched by the opponent's chest, the little monk immediately clamped his legs!
Thank you to "Du Jie" for the recommendation vote, thank you to "Wakaka" for the recommendation vote, thank you to "passionate post-00s" for the recommendation vote... and other readers for their recommendation and support! !
There are a little less tickets, but there are still people who support it, and the second update will be sent today.
(End of this chapter)
Shifang urinated on the spot.
Standing where he was, his eyes widened, and he looked at the opposite person with an extremely incredible look.
Well, I don't know how to describe it, but I have the urge to slap myself twice.
Not a woman anyway, not a man, something in between.
"I'm ashamed, it's the senior brother who sees it clearly. There are no women here at all! I was cheated!!" Shi Fang forced a smile.
"What kind of difficulties did this female...brother encounter?" Shifang's Adam's apple rolled, and cold sweat on his face made up for it.
"Brother?"
The cross-dressing man touched his face.
A ring of stubble around his mouth pricked his hand, "No, this monk has a Buddhist magical weapon, and he accidentally knocked me into a prototype just now."
It turns out that this guy is not the female ghost Xiao Zhuo at all, but "Saipan", one of Xiao Zhuo's favored subordinates.
He was an eight-foot man before his death.
After fighting repeatedly in front of his grandma, he got this opportunity.
That is to say, its previous performance was good, which made it favored by grandma.
As long as it works hard to complete the goal given by its grandma, it will be able to redeem itself at that time.At that time, you can be reborn as a real woman again.
Grandma told it that the little monk's physique was extraordinary.Because the little monk is still a pure man, and the breath in his body is extremely pure.He even explained emphatically that this little monk is many times better than ordinary men in this world.
The little monk is a great supplement to him!The yang energy of a hundred men is not as good as this little monk.
Therefore, this task is very important.
Taking down this little monk is equivalent to taking down more than a hundred men.
Shi Fang looked at the big man dressed in women's clothing in front of him, and his Adam's apple twitched again.
The pace has already taken two steps back involuntarily.
Seeing this, Saipan revealed his true form without saying a word.
It is a human "monolith" eight feet tall and eight feet wide.
"Little monk! If you stay, I will spare your life. If you try to escape, I will not show mercy." The voice was sonorous and powerful! !
Shifang said tremblingly, "Even if I die, I cannot fall into your hands."
I thought to myself, "I know I am handsome, but you are not a female ghost, I will die very wrongly."
Just this visual impact is like the existence of a wall.
If it falls into the hands of the other party and is "loved" by him, that will be the beginning of his nightmare.
Suddenly he thought of the words of his senior brother Fahai, "Senior brother is right, my destiny has come."
Shifang retreated continuously, and Saipan approached step by step, thinking that in the future, his effort for a cup of tea would be suppressed by this big man...
Better to die.
Maybe I can't hold on to a cup of tea.
Saipan snorted coldly, and grabbed his huge palm towards Shifang.
Shifang was shocked, turned around and ran away.
Behind him, the howling wind swept over.
Open the golden Buddha directly behind it.
This Golden Buddha is the most important thing for them to escort this time, so they carry it with them and dare not slack off.
I don't want to, but this time I actually helped Shifang.
Saipan's giant hand took the shot and lifted the cloth covering the golden Buddha. In an instant, the golden Buddha encountered the evil spirit and immediately emitted a dazzling golden light.
Saipan screamed.
Shifang was overjoyed, "I have a Tathagata in my heart! There are no women, thank you Lord Buddha for saving your life."
He picked up the golden Buddha, turned around and ran away.
He didn't care where he could run in the dark corridor, the farther away the better anyway.
Suddenly, my feet were empty, and the stairs under my feet broke.
Immediately afterwards, the Golden Buddha in his hand was thrown out inertially.
Behind him, Saipan's earthquake-like footsteps followed.
"Little monk, come out quickly. I won't hurt you."
Shifang had rolled to the bottom of the stairs, covering his mouth and cursing in his mind, "You have caused irreparable damage to me. This is spiritual damage. I don't believe you."
Thinking of his heart-thumping back just now, when he turned his head, it turned out to be a man with a rough voice.
I'm afraid I'll have a shadow every time I see a beautiful woman in this life.
"Senior brother, if I can survive, I will never leave Jinshan Temple in this life." Shifang began to miss his senior brother Fahai.
Although the other party sometimes seems very harsh, every time I think about it, the senior brother is training himself.
Gradually, Saipan's footsteps have gone away.
It was pitch dark in front of Shimian. After groping for a while, he couldn't find the golden Buddha.
"It's nearby, where is the Golden Buddha?" Shi Fang was depressed and worried.
After searching for a while, he sat down on the ground, only feeling a little itchy, as if something was moving.
Take it out and look, it feels slippery.
"What?" until he heard a hiss.
Only then was it confirmed that the poisonous snake spit out the letter!
"Oh my god!" Shi Fang jumped up and ran towards his room.
After stumbling a few times, Shi Fang knew where he was going.
At this time, the familiar picture appeared again.
It was that graceful figure again, and the back figure that made him feel distracted.
"My lord, why did you come to my room?" Xiao Zhuo's faint voice came.
Turning around slowly with a charming smile.
but,
What was waiting for her was not the dumbfounded little monk.
It was a brick with moss on it, and it hit her forehead fiercely.
"Bang" sound.
Shifang said angrily: "You still want to lie to me! Damn shemale."
But when he took a closer look, he was stunned.
female?
And she is a very beautiful one, so beautiful that it is breathtaking, so beautiful that you are lovable.
The female ghost Xiaozhuo cursed in her heart. She had charmed so many men, but there was one man who was furious when he saw her.
The men he conquered had hundreds if not thousands, and it was the first time he was greeted with bricks.
I feel wronged!
Shifang panicked, "Girl, are you okay? I thought you were the shemale?"
"???" Xiao Zhuo gritted his teeth, "I'm a shemale?"
"No. You are not. I did meet a ladyboy just now. A man with a long beard, wearing women's clothes, stays up late at night, and specially cheats single boys. Fortunately, my senior brother said that boys must learn to protect themselves when they are away from home. Shifang said apologetically.
Xiao Zhuo naturally knew who the shemale he was talking about was Saipan, whom his grandma was favoring recently.
I don't know what crooked ways this guy used to win grandma's favor.
Fortunately, Xiao Zhuo saved his first hand, discussed with his grandma, and made second-hand preparations.
The purpose is to wait for Saipan to miss, and then make up the knife by himself.
Xiao Zhuo smiled gracefully, "Okay, do you think I look like that transvestite?"
After saying that, the big eyes blinked slightly.
The agile eyes seemed to be a pair of hooks, which caught Shi Fang's eyes vividly.
Shi Fang was a little dumbfounded, but at the last moment, Shi Fang's rationality made him sober, "I have a Tathagata in my heart, but I don't have a woman."
Xiao Zhuo giggled, "What nonsense are you talking about, little monk, open your eyes and have a look."
Shifang opened her eyes, Xiaozhuo was already close at hand, and she began to enlarge her moves.
"I'm a bit cold, let me warm you up with your hand."
When Shifang's hand was touched by the opponent's chest, the little monk immediately clamped his legs!
Thank you to "Du Jie" for the recommendation vote, thank you to "Wakaka" for the recommendation vote, thank you to "passionate post-00s" for the recommendation vote... and other readers for their recommendation and support! !
There are a little less tickets, but there are still people who support it, and the second update will be sent today.
(End of this chapter)
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