The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 198 Familiar Plot
Chapter 198 Familiar Plot
Everyone present is the existence of the immortal position.
Thinking about it carefully, there is no need to wait for the water demon to come out of the water.
Let's go into the water together...
After the master and apprentice made a decision at once, they were ready to go into the water. If it didn't work, they groped the bottom of the river and walked across from the lower end.
Slow is a little slow, at least I can walk over.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone yelling, "It's not good! It's dead!!"
The four master and apprentice showed surprise on their faces, as if the matter over there was more urgent.
Everyone looked at Fahai.
Fahai said: "Go and take a look first."
Piggy Peggy said: "I happen to be hungry too."
Everyone walked along the river and came to a village.
In the village, a group of people are surrounded on the beach.
Fa Hai looked at the three disciples beside him.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes helplessly, "Got it!"
"Change!"
"Bang~"
A monkey, a black bear, and a pig followed Fa Hai.
"Well, going in this way won't scare the villagers."
Looking at the village, the village is a small wooden village, two or three stories high.
The river water will be clear in front of the gate of existence, but outside the village, the river water will be turbid.
Following the direction of the crowd, Fahai squeezed into the crowd.
"Don't be afraid, everyone! Don't be afraid, everyone. The village chief has found a Taoist priest with profound cultivation to help us catch the monsters."
Then, a tall, thin Taoist priest with a small beer belly stood up.
The hat is crooked and the pants are a little too short.
"Everyone, listen to me. I'm doing this today, and I can feel the strong demonic energy in the water..." After speaking, the Taoist priest reached into the water and took a sip.
"Bah! As you can see, this water is originally clear and sweet, but when I took a sip just now, it tasted extremely unpleasant. It made me want to vomit." Taoist priest said righteously.
A villager stood up, "Master Daoist, where is the evil spirit coming from in this water?"
The Taoist coughed dryly, "Can you tell?"
"I can't see it."
The Taoist priest smiled, "That's right. If you can't tell, that's because you are not me and don't have profound Taoism. Didn't I just spit it out to you? This is proof of the strong evil spirit. Okay, everyone Don’t doubt me. Go and prepare the money... uh, prepare the things for opening the altar. Without further ado, I will open the altar for the ritual immediately and catch the water monster."
Everyone cheered!
"Master Daoist. This monster cannibalize countless people. This time, please help us get through this difficult time."
"Daozhang, this monster ate my husband-in-law, my father-in-law. My uncle..."
The Taoist priest looked at this wonderful little widow, and comforted him in a rare way: "Don't be afraid. You have been hit too hard. There is a black energy in your body that is difficult to get rid of. I will give you a pulse."
Everyone saw that the Taoist master's way of feeling the pulse was really strange, as long as he lightly rubbed the other's palm, he could know everything.
"This yang energy is too strong, and your yin energy is insufficient. I'll help you take a look tonight. You must come at night." The Taoist priest looked at the other party understandingly.
"Good Taoist priest."
Then start the practice of opening the forum.
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the Taoist chief saw that everyone's eyes were on him, and then sneakily threw a yellow talisman.
Huang Fu fell into the water and was silent for a while.
Then, after the Taoist leader gave a precise drink, "Ha!"
"Boom!"
A jet of water exploded, and then a huge shadow slowly emerged from the water.
Fa Hai was dumbfounded... "This seems to be the plot of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons."
The protagonist is not here, but this Taoist priest is awesome at acting!
The shadow in the water slowly emerged, it was a two-foot-wide manta fish.
"Look, everyone, this is the water demon. Come, let us pull it ashore together."
Under the call of the Taoist priest, everyone dragged the devil fish up and hung it up.
The village chief and others burst into tears of gratitude, "Taoist, this is our little thought, and these thousand-year-old salted fish!"
The Taoist priest sighed with emotion: "How can a monk accept such a valuable thing? This is our cultural heritage! You keep it."
Then he returned the salted fish to the village chief and pocketed the money.
"Everyone, the demons have been eradicated, and the purpose of the poor way down the mountain has been achieved, so I will leave."
Everyone cheers...
At this moment, an uncooperative voice from the crowd said, "This is not a demon."
"Who is speaking."
Fa Hai stood up, pointed at the stingray, and said, "It's just a bigger stingray. It's not a demon."
The Taoist priest is a little bit embarrassed, is this monk going to make trouble?
Never allow it!
"Everyone, listen to me. There are no demons in the water. You can go into the water with confidence. You don't need to listen to the nonsense of irrelevant people." The Taoist priest's image has been deeply ingrained in everyone's hearts.
How could it be controlled by Fahai's few words?
At this moment, a woman stood up, "Have you ever died of your husband?"
Fahai:"……"
"Let me ask you, have you ever died of your husband?"
Fahai scolded her in his heart, do you think I look like someone with a husband?
The woman said sadly: "You haven't even died before, how could you expect the pain of us who lost our family members."
Fahai nodded, "So you would rather lie to yourself that this stingray is a monster? Let the real monster get away with it?"
The Taoist priest stood up and said fiercely: "I've said enough. There is no such thing as ruining the place."
Fa Hai ignored him, "Listen to me, everyone. If you easily believe that the stingray is a demon, then you deserve to be deceived."
The Taoist priest said angrily: "Hey! If you don't want to be a showman, why don't you just learn to be an exorcist?"
Fahai laughed and said, "Do you think I look like an exorcist?"
"I don't think you are like that. Exorcist Master, you are like this, I will swallow this salted fish alive." Dao Chang said righteously.
Everyone in the village admires that the salted fish is as hard as metal, and that it can be eaten raw... is also a skill.
Fa Hai turned to look at the animals behind him.
"Let's see what this is."
Everyone was a little frightened when they saw a huge wild boar and an even bigger black bear.
But fear is fear, there is no such thing as fear.
"That's why I said you are an acrobat. Look at you, you are a pig and a monkey. It's a waste of you not to be an acrobat. Come and perform one."
Fahai nodded, "Then perform one."
"Boom~" three times in a row.
The three apprentices revealed their true colors, each more ferocious than the other.
The Taoist priest looked at the three monsters appearing, his face was extremely embarrassingly stiff.
Immediately knelt down, "The mage is awesome."
The crowd scattered in fear.
Fahai said: "Go and give him the salted fish just now. Don't let him leave until he finishes eating."
Sun Wukong sneered, "Okay."
Pig Peiqi volunteered, "Master, the female Bodhisattva was too frightened just now, I will take care of her."
Fahai pointed to the old lady who fainted recently, "Okay. Be gentle."
Peppa Pig's face suddenly turned bitter.
Fa Hai continued: "The real monster is still in the water. I'm here, and it's easy to catch him."
"Dawei Tianlong, Daluo spell! Divide the water!"
(End of this chapter)
Everyone present is the existence of the immortal position.
Thinking about it carefully, there is no need to wait for the water demon to come out of the water.
Let's go into the water together...
After the master and apprentice made a decision at once, they were ready to go into the water. If it didn't work, they groped the bottom of the river and walked across from the lower end.
Slow is a little slow, at least I can walk over.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone yelling, "It's not good! It's dead!!"
The four master and apprentice showed surprise on their faces, as if the matter over there was more urgent.
Everyone looked at Fahai.
Fahai said: "Go and take a look first."
Piggy Peggy said: "I happen to be hungry too."
Everyone walked along the river and came to a village.
In the village, a group of people are surrounded on the beach.
Fa Hai looked at the three disciples beside him.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes helplessly, "Got it!"
"Change!"
"Bang~"
A monkey, a black bear, and a pig followed Fa Hai.
"Well, going in this way won't scare the villagers."
Looking at the village, the village is a small wooden village, two or three stories high.
The river water will be clear in front of the gate of existence, but outside the village, the river water will be turbid.
Following the direction of the crowd, Fahai squeezed into the crowd.
"Don't be afraid, everyone! Don't be afraid, everyone. The village chief has found a Taoist priest with profound cultivation to help us catch the monsters."
Then, a tall, thin Taoist priest with a small beer belly stood up.
The hat is crooked and the pants are a little too short.
"Everyone, listen to me. I'm doing this today, and I can feel the strong demonic energy in the water..." After speaking, the Taoist priest reached into the water and took a sip.
"Bah! As you can see, this water is originally clear and sweet, but when I took a sip just now, it tasted extremely unpleasant. It made me want to vomit." Taoist priest said righteously.
A villager stood up, "Master Daoist, where is the evil spirit coming from in this water?"
The Taoist coughed dryly, "Can you tell?"
"I can't see it."
The Taoist priest smiled, "That's right. If you can't tell, that's because you are not me and don't have profound Taoism. Didn't I just spit it out to you? This is proof of the strong evil spirit. Okay, everyone Don’t doubt me. Go and prepare the money... uh, prepare the things for opening the altar. Without further ado, I will open the altar for the ritual immediately and catch the water monster."
Everyone cheered!
"Master Daoist. This monster cannibalize countless people. This time, please help us get through this difficult time."
"Daozhang, this monster ate my husband-in-law, my father-in-law. My uncle..."
The Taoist priest looked at this wonderful little widow, and comforted him in a rare way: "Don't be afraid. You have been hit too hard. There is a black energy in your body that is difficult to get rid of. I will give you a pulse."
Everyone saw that the Taoist master's way of feeling the pulse was really strange, as long as he lightly rubbed the other's palm, he could know everything.
"This yang energy is too strong, and your yin energy is insufficient. I'll help you take a look tonight. You must come at night." The Taoist priest looked at the other party understandingly.
"Good Taoist priest."
Then start the practice of opening the forum.
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the Taoist chief saw that everyone's eyes were on him, and then sneakily threw a yellow talisman.
Huang Fu fell into the water and was silent for a while.
Then, after the Taoist leader gave a precise drink, "Ha!"
"Boom!"
A jet of water exploded, and then a huge shadow slowly emerged from the water.
Fa Hai was dumbfounded... "This seems to be the plot of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons."
The protagonist is not here, but this Taoist priest is awesome at acting!
The shadow in the water slowly emerged, it was a two-foot-wide manta fish.
"Look, everyone, this is the water demon. Come, let us pull it ashore together."
Under the call of the Taoist priest, everyone dragged the devil fish up and hung it up.
The village chief and others burst into tears of gratitude, "Taoist, this is our little thought, and these thousand-year-old salted fish!"
The Taoist priest sighed with emotion: "How can a monk accept such a valuable thing? This is our cultural heritage! You keep it."
Then he returned the salted fish to the village chief and pocketed the money.
"Everyone, the demons have been eradicated, and the purpose of the poor way down the mountain has been achieved, so I will leave."
Everyone cheers...
At this moment, an uncooperative voice from the crowd said, "This is not a demon."
"Who is speaking."
Fa Hai stood up, pointed at the stingray, and said, "It's just a bigger stingray. It's not a demon."
The Taoist priest is a little bit embarrassed, is this monk going to make trouble?
Never allow it!
"Everyone, listen to me. There are no demons in the water. You can go into the water with confidence. You don't need to listen to the nonsense of irrelevant people." The Taoist priest's image has been deeply ingrained in everyone's hearts.
How could it be controlled by Fahai's few words?
At this moment, a woman stood up, "Have you ever died of your husband?"
Fahai:"……"
"Let me ask you, have you ever died of your husband?"
Fahai scolded her in his heart, do you think I look like someone with a husband?
The woman said sadly: "You haven't even died before, how could you expect the pain of us who lost our family members."
Fahai nodded, "So you would rather lie to yourself that this stingray is a monster? Let the real monster get away with it?"
The Taoist priest stood up and said fiercely: "I've said enough. There is no such thing as ruining the place."
Fa Hai ignored him, "Listen to me, everyone. If you easily believe that the stingray is a demon, then you deserve to be deceived."
The Taoist priest said angrily: "Hey! If you don't want to be a showman, why don't you just learn to be an exorcist?"
Fahai laughed and said, "Do you think I look like an exorcist?"
"I don't think you are like that. Exorcist Master, you are like this, I will swallow this salted fish alive." Dao Chang said righteously.
Everyone in the village admires that the salted fish is as hard as metal, and that it can be eaten raw... is also a skill.
Fa Hai turned to look at the animals behind him.
"Let's see what this is."
Everyone was a little frightened when they saw a huge wild boar and an even bigger black bear.
But fear is fear, there is no such thing as fear.
"That's why I said you are an acrobat. Look at you, you are a pig and a monkey. It's a waste of you not to be an acrobat. Come and perform one."
Fahai nodded, "Then perform one."
"Boom~" three times in a row.
The three apprentices revealed their true colors, each more ferocious than the other.
The Taoist priest looked at the three monsters appearing, his face was extremely embarrassingly stiff.
Immediately knelt down, "The mage is awesome."
The crowd scattered in fear.
Fahai said: "Go and give him the salted fish just now. Don't let him leave until he finishes eating."
Sun Wukong sneered, "Okay."
Pig Peiqi volunteered, "Master, the female Bodhisattva was too frightened just now, I will take care of her."
Fahai pointed to the old lady who fainted recently, "Okay. Be gentle."
Peppa Pig's face suddenly turned bitter.
Fa Hai continued: "The real monster is still in the water. I'm here, and it's easy to catch him."
"Dawei Tianlong, Daluo spell! Divide the water!"
(End of this chapter)
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