The most arrogant of the heavens

Chapter 201 The Apprentice's Orientation

Chapter 201 The Apprentice's Orientation

Fa Hai naturally knew that this manor was a test of the changes of Lishan Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

These four Bodhisattvas incarnate as a young woman, three young girls and four stunning beauties, waiting in a mansion for Tang Monk and his disciples to come and stay overnight, taking the opportunity to seduce and test them.

This strategy didn't work for Fa Hai, but it worked for Pig Peggy.

This product has been transformed by Fahai, and it is indeed much more diligent.But it's delicious~ The color nature is still hard to change.

Fa Hai didn't really care about these bad habits.He only wants Peggy to be obedient, tell him to go east but not west, and tell him to go left but not right.that's enough.

As long as he can reflect his value in the team, some problems can still be tolerated.

Watching this pig run into it sloppily.

Fa Hai secretly laughed, how enthusiastic you are now, how sad you will be tomorrow.

After entering the manor, the old woman looked at Fa Hai very satisfied.

Fahai's always polite smile was a bit overwhelming.

It has to be said that this Lishan old mother's ever-changing mature woman is very tasteful and pretty.

Take a carpenter's heart to see that even a young man in his early twenties can't resist this kind of charm.

The hostess arranged meals for everyone.

Because it was already past the meal time, everyone in the villa stood aside, waiting to be dispatched.

The old woman sat in her seat, watching the pilgrimage team with relish.

No matter how refined Fahai is, he can't help staring at him in a "monkey-watching" style.

After eating some hastily, Fa Hai said that he was full, and the servants of the manor cleaned up Fa Hai's bowls and chopsticks, and brought him tea and snacks.

The beautiful young woman ordered her servants to go down, the apprentice was in the dining room, and the old woman and Fa Hai were chatting in the main hall.

"The holy monk must be exhausted when he goes to the west. Have you ever thought about giving up?"

Fahai thought to himself, "Come on, this Lishan mother wants to test me."

Fa Hai took a sip of tea, "Good tea."

Li Shan's old mother looked at him, and then flashed charming eyes.

"Holy Monk."

Fa Hai: "Huh?"

"I asked the holy monk just now. Once you go to the west, you must be exhausted after a long journey. Have you ever thought about giving up?"

Fa Hai nodded: "I thought about giving up many times."

Li Shan's old mother showed a suspicious look.

One after another, Fahai continued: "I want to give up, but the poor monks are not allowed to give up. Not for me, but for the people of Tang Dynasty, even if I break my leg, I have to climb to the west."

Only then did Li Shan's mother nod secretly, "The spirit of the holy monk is admirable."

After a pause, she continued: "But you traveled thousands of miles to the west to learn scriptures. What if the people of the Tang Dynasty don't use these scriptures, what should we do?"

Fahai thought to himself, come and ask me this kind of pediatric question, you ask me again and again, just to see if my original intention is firm.

Fa Hai said righteously: "There are nine out of ten things that don't go your way. Everyone has their own ideas. The poor monk can help each other out. I never expect the entire Tang Dynasty to believe in Buddhism. But the poor monk is very confident. , My Tang emperors all believed in my Buddha, with His Majesty the Yellow Emperor as an example, believe in my Buddha, what people want."

Seeing that his original intention was stable, Li Shan's mother changed her strategy.

The old mother of Lishan: "This is the land of Hezhou, Xiniu. The little woman's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. She was unfortunate in her childhood, her father-in-law died early, and she and her husband inherited the ancestral property. There is no son, only three girls were born, the year before last was unlucky, and she lost her husband. The young woman is a widow, and this year she is full of service. She left the land property and family business empty, and there is no family relatives, but my mother and daughter. Leader. If you want to marry someone else, but it’s hard to give up your family business. The elder Shicheng descended, I think there are four masters and apprentices. There are four young women and women who want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands. The four are just right, I don’t know if they will respect it or not.”

Fahai thought to himself, aren't you bombarding our thoughts with sugar-coated shells!We have received nine years of compulsory education, and we don't take a penny from the masses.

"One for one, exactly four."

As soon as these words came out, Li Shan's old mother frowned secretly.

Fahai continued: "Can one be matched with three?"

Li Shan's old mother sneered in her heart, "Well, you look like a gentle monk, I didn't expect you to want them all."

Not only that, but this Fahai is very hateful, if you want all the young ones, then you don't want this old woman?
Li Shan's old mother sneered: "You are too greedy, if you are willing, my three daughters may not be willing."

Fa Hai shook his head and said, "No, you misunderstood. The poor monk's third apprentice thinks so. Master and apprentice, that's all a teacher can do for him. My little apprentice is not stable enough. I'm afraid you use In the same case, he won't be able to resist the temptation. I can 100% guarantee the other two apprentices."

Li Shan's old mother was astonished, it turned out that the monk meant this.

Yes, love and righteousness, not greedy for wealth and honor.

After everyone had dinner, Fa Hai asked his team to hold a meeting.

The four masters and apprentices gathered in a wing room.

"Master, why did you ask us to come here?" Sun Wukong pulled out the dog's tail grass, and said with a half-smile: "Did the old mother tell you something, asking you to stay and be a door-to-door son-in-law?"

Fahai nodded, "That's what she said. I want to ask everyone what you think, so you can do it this way. She happens to have four daughters."

Zhu Peiqi's heart throbbed when she heard it, as if she had returned to the happy time of Mao Erniang back then.

Fa Hai looked at Sun Wukong, "You speak first."

Monkey King picked up the dog's tail grass again, "Master, you understand me, I'm not interested in women."

Fahai nodded, "Yes. Tell me, Wukong, are you male or female?"

Journey to the West has never confirmed this.

After all, this monkey likes to wear tiger skin short skirts and tight pants... In modern times, she looks like a proper little girl.

Sun Wukong gave Fa Hai a sideways look, "It's boring."

Fa Hai looked at Xiong Wuneng, "What about you?"

"Master, you understand me, I'm not interested in women."

Fa Hai nodded and said, "Your figure...is not interested in women. What about men?"

As soon as this remark came out, Xiong Wuneng immediately defended...

Fa Hai nodded, "Okay, needless to say. As a teacher, the only thing I need to do is to confirm the whereabouts of my apprentices. To be honest, homosexuals can also devote themselves to Buddha."

Xiong Wuneng: "..."

As the saying goes, everyone is equal before the Tathagata.Even those who "do Ji" are patriotic.

Fa Hai set his eyes on Peggy the pig, "What about you?"

Piggy Peggy said coyly: "Master... I just want to learn scriptures with you, have children, inherit property, and polygamy. I don't think much about it at all."

Fa Hai secretly laughed, you see things very clearly!

If you say you don't have such thoughts, I won't believe it even if you are killed.

Fa Hai shook his head and said: "The hostess of this family spends a lot of money to ask for a child. Think about it, everyone, even if someone is missing from the journey tomorrow, I will not blame you as a teacher. The road is open to the sky, and each side goes. It is fate to meet each other. Tonight The old mother is waiting in the back hall, anyone can come, no need to say hello."

(End of this chapter)

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