The most arrogant of the heavens

Chapter 225 Being a teacher is an acting school

I saw a woodcutter standing on the Lusha slope.Your woodcutter dress—

Wearing an old blue felt hat on his head, and a collared soap robe.The old blue felt hat is rare to cover the sun and cover the smoke;The steel ax in hand is sharpened quickly, and the knife cuts dry wood and tightens it tightly.

Fahai looked at the woodcutter, who exuded divine light all over his body, but he was actually a fairy in the sky,

When Fa Hai saw this, he didn't say anything.

When it comes to acting, everyone just needs to cooperate with each other.

"The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to learn scriptures."

The woodcutter nodded, "It turned out to be a holy monk from the east! Please pause for a moment. I have a word to tell you. There is a group of poisonous monsters on this mountain who eat people from the east."

Monkey Sun could also see that the other party was a transformation of a fairy, so he stepped out and asked, "Let me ask you, what does your monster look like, how many years have you practiced, and how many years have you been king again."

The woodcutter's face froze. In fact, we were ordered to remind us, and we didn't do so much homework at all.

Then the topic changed, "There are two monsters in the Lotus Cave of Pingding Mountain. I...that's all I know."

Sun Houzi muttered, "I didn't do my homework well. If I am so confused, I am not afraid of being blamed by the gods and Buddhas in the sky."

Hearing this, the woodcutter blushed and ran away.

Xiong Wuneng looked confused, "This woodcutter is a bit shy, didn't I say that senior brother said some nasty things?"

Zhu Peiqi chuckled, "Second senior brother, where did you hear that? This is not a woodcutter, he is clearly an envoy of meritorious service from heaven and earth."

Sun Houhou was a little surprised, and Fahai was also curious as to how the wild boar could tell.

"How do you know?"

Piggy Peggy said cheerfully, "Old Pig, I have vicious eyesight, I just need to move my eyes a little, and I can see through."

Sun Houzi gritted his teeth and said, "To get to the point, if you continue to talk like this in the future, it will affect your height."

"Ah? Eldest brother, what do you mean by this? Will the younger brother's pretending to be aggressive also affect his development?" Xiong Wuneng asked strangely.

"I'll break his leg."

Pig Peggy turned pale immediately, and said quickly: "Well, actually, I can see the shoes of the meritorious messenger. You said that if these gods want to change, they should change into a complete set. Which woodcutter can wear such shoes? Good shoes."

It turns out that the boots of your meritorious official uniform are uniformly configured. Pig Peggy used to be the marshal of the canopy in the sky, and she studied clothing for a period of time.

Judging from the clothes, one can see the position of the other party in the heaven.

So both Fa Hai and Sun Houzi could see that the Gongcao envoy was changing his cover-up, and the pig head could see that the other's shoes were revealing at a glance.

Fa Hai got off the green horse and waved.

"Have a meeting."

The three apprentices naturally knew what was going on.

It's been a long time since I encountered any bigger monsters, so Fa Hai couldn't use his means to suppress the monsters.

Now that I finally meet a monster, of course I can't let it go.

Speaking of the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan, Fahai knew that the next monster he would encounter was the Golden and Silver Horned King transformed from Taishang Laojun's Golden and Silver Boy.

These two monsters came down to earth, in fact, they also came down to earn merit.

And the one with the clearest idea here is actually King Golden Horn.

This guy seems to be a little worse than King Yinjiao, but in fact he knows better than anyone else that this monk can't be eaten.

All the things I did were to test the team of Buddhist monks and help my master earn some merit.

Coupled with the fact that the meritorious envoy came to report, this intention couldn't be more obvious.

"Master hasn't killed a demon for a while. He must be impatient."

Fa Hai said calmly: "Shut up, we have been fighting and killing all day long. This time we cannot kill the monsters we encounter."

"what?"

"what!"

"What does Master say?"

Fa Hai explained: "These two monsters are quite related. The background of the relationship is too strong, and we can't kill them. So in order to better complete the task, you do this... this..."

Sun Wukong frowned, "Master, it's really that simple."

Fa Hai nodded, "It's that simple."

A teacher is someone who has read the script, so do what you are told to do, don't babble.

After all, Sun Houzi's three apprentices all stood up and beat Fa Hai up.

"Oh, stop beating, ouch, stop beating, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..." Fahai expressed that he was very uncomfortable and was ready to be beaten to death.

Wait, butt is itchy, scratch it.

Sun Houzi gritted his teeth and said, "I said, Master, we are professionals. What are you scratching your ass?"

"Yes, this obviously doesn't take us seriously." Pig Peggy gritted her teeth and hammered her feet and hands desperately.

I used to feel bad about my master, but today I can finally let it out.

Xiong Wuneng said with tears in his eyes: "Master, I really don't want to beat you. But I must obey your request."

With that said, Xiong Wuneng was the one who exerted the most force.

Fahai said: "Okay, almost."

The apprentice was still angry and continued to beat him up. This rare opportunity was brought up by you, so how could he just let it go.

"I said it's fine!" Fa Hai lowered his voice with a bit of anger.

Monkey Sun and Xiong Wuneng both stopped in time.

As soon as Fahai turned his head, he saw Peggy the pig holding up the stone, facing Fahai's forehead.

The air was instantly quiet.

Sun Monkey: "..."

Xiong Wuneng: "..."

Pig Peggy: "...Master, there is a little demon!"

"Smash!"

With a "bang", Fa Hai was buried deep in the soil by the stone.

Then the three apprentices implemented the original plan, "Damn it, what a bird monk, you make this request and that request all day long. You talk the most and do the least! You always think you are so great that you deserve to be beaten." Sun Houhou shouted at the top of his voice. roared.

Pig Peggy also said: "It's obviously a monk, so we have to go all over the world to catch the banshee! What the hell is a monk who looks in the mirror all day long, and you girls don't look like you in the mirror. Do you dare to be more handsome. "

Xiong Wuneng didn't say anything, he just poohed on the ground.

"Oops, it seems like it splashed a little on his face."

The three apprentices: "..."

This one went a little too far.

The three looked at each other and hurried away.

Now two little monsters stick their heads out from the top of the mountain.

"This... the monk seems to be the same as the one in the portrait."

"Is it the same? There is no monk with a stone on his head in the portrait."

The two little demons, one fine ghost and one clever bug, are apprentices of King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn.

The two were ordered to come out to find Buddhist monks.

Hearing a series of noisy voices just now, he came over to watch the excitement.

Unexpectedly... It seems that I really met King Jinyinjiao.

The two goblins walked up to Fahai, and the fine ghost took out a straw and poked Fahai on the head.

"If you still want to murder as a teacher, you can't do it. If you have something to say, we need to work together to learn the scriptures in the west. We will fight with each other, fight and kill, how can we go west smoothly."

Clever Worm smiled, "That's right, it's him."

When Fa Hai heard that his accent was wrong, he asked, "Who is it?"

The two little demons laughed, and Fa Hai also laughed in his heart.

(End of this chapter)