The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 230
Chapter 230
This brat incident has come to an end for the time being.
Fahai found a corner, and the master and apprentice sat down to rest on the spot.
"Haha, Master, did you see that doll peeing in fear just now? It's really satisfying." Piggy laughed happily.
"Master, you really have a way. I am really happy to see it. Why do you say this child is so annoying. It is obvious that he hit us with something first, but the villain complained first. And his old lady is not a Things! You know how to protect your own children."
Sun Houzi smiled but said, "If the master is not here, I will throw this child to Beiju Luzhou, and let him see what it means to be dangerous in the world."
Speaking of this kind of child, it is not uncommon to see it on weekdays.
Often parents often use the phrase "How do you have the same knowledge as a child as an adult".
So if children make mistakes, adults don't "teach them wrong"?
Such parents are even more hateful!
What Fahai did today was just to treat him in his own way, so that the other party could also taste the feeling of being cheated.
……
Now that he has arrived in Wuji Country, Fa Hai also knows what's going to happen next.
The experience of the king of the Wuji Kingdom: Five years ago, the Wuji Kingdom suffered from drought year after year, and the king burned incense and prayed day and night.Suddenly Zhong Nanshan came to a Quanzhen Taoist, who can call wind and rain, and touch stones into gold.The king asked him to go up to the altar to perform the ritual, and it rained heavily.The king became a brother with him, and they slept and ate together.However, two years later, Quanzhen pushed the king down the well, turned into a king again, and occupied the country of Wuji.But the queen and prince were kept in the dark.
When Tang Seng and his party passed by, the king had been immersed in the well for three years and became "a wronged ghost who fell into the well and injured his life".So the king appealed to Tang Monk Tuomeng for grievances, and left the golden chamber Bai Yugui to testify.
Monkey King finds the prince and turns into a villain, pretending to know the afterlife and present life, explaining the truth to him, and communicating with the queen through the prince, laying the groundwork for eliminating the demon.When the upper dynasty changed Guanwen, Wukong sang a song in front of the fake king, exposing all the bad deeds of the fake king.Later, Sun Wukong asked the Taishang Laojun for the Resurrection Pill to save the king.When Wukong was about to fight, he was caught by Manjushri Bodhisattva. It turned out that Manjushri Bodhisattva's mount, a green-haired lion, came down to earth.
Things are probably such a plot.
Fa Hai thought about it and said, "There will be a difficulty next."
The three disciples looked serious.
Fahai said: "The king of the black-bone chicken country has been killed. Now the person pretending to be the king is a monster."
Sun Houzi hurriedly said, "Master, what kind of monster is this?"
Fa Hai didn't say it directly, "I'm talking about this monster now, I'm afraid people in Xitian will say that we cheated. I can only say that the time has not come, and when the time comes, the person behind this monster will show up."
Fahai said: "The imperial garden of the palace was closed with a golden lock. And there is a well in this imperial garden. There is a treasure under this well."
Speaking of the baby, the drowsy pig Peggy suddenly regained her spirits, "Master, what kind of baby is that?"
"Anyway, it's a baby. First come, first served. After this village, there will be no such shop."
Piggy Peggy coughed dryly and said, "I don't think anyone here is more familiar with water than me. It's not that I and my two elder brothers robbed each other, but that the division of labor is reasonable at the master's request. This time, the old pig will go down first. Let the two elder brothers come to the opportunity of the mountain of swords and seas of fire."
Sun Houzi sneered and said, "You idiot really know how to choose. Let's go."
"I didn't say that, junior brother, you are too inhuman." Xiong Wuneng also complained.
Pig Peggy coughed dryly, "It's me, a pig demon, I'm really not human. Besides, the sea of swords and guns doesn't show that the two brothers are capable!"
Sun Houzi smiled, "You sound good to me. That's enough, just do what Master said. Let's go, pig, I won't be able to sleep tonight."
Peggy Pig snorted, "I'm sleepy tonight, I can sleep."
Monkey Sun grinned grimly, "You're not sleepy."
"I'm sleepy."
"No, you're not sleepy." Then Monkey Sun twisted Peggy's ears.
These ears are not only an excellent appetizer, but also easier to twist.
"Alas, I'm dying! Brother, I'm not sleepy, I'm really not sleepy."
Sun Houzi smiled cheerfully: "It would have been better if it had been like this earlier. It will save you from being beaten."
After finishing speaking, the two flew towards the backyard of the imperial garden.
Sun Houzi secretly laughed. There is no treasure here. Before the meeting, Fahai chatted with him privately. There is no treasure under the well.
But it was what they needed, and it was the corpse of the king of the Wuji Kingdom.
The two of them were about to start working, when Peggy the pig suddenly had a urgency to urinate, "Brother, wait for me, I am in a hurry to urinate."
"Go, go, it's really a lazy person who poops a lot." Sun Houzi gave the pig a look.
Pig Peggy laughed dryly, "You can't urinate when you look at me."
Sun Houzi raised his eyebrows, "Get out! I won't go far, you think I don't care about you."
As he spoke, Monkey Sun drew the knuckle of a little finger...
Pig Peggy's complexion turned dark, she lowered her head and hurried away.
He didn't know how long he walked, but after urinating, he found himself lost.
"Strange, I'm here now." Piggy Peggy just felt that the palace looked the same no matter what.
Unknowingly he walked to the king's study.
"Your Majesty, it's getting late, it's time to go to bed." A female voice came from the study.
Pig Peggy heard the tone and knew that this was a woman's tantrum~
"There's a good show to watch~ Don't watch it for nothing." Piggy Peggy suddenly became interested.
Hide under the window and peek inside.
Then I saw a man and a woman.
The man was wearing a yellow dragon robe and was sitting on a dragon chair to read the memorial.
The girl is dressed a little cooler, but she is a little older...
However, Peggy Zhu felt that the other party was quite attractive at this age, with a bit of intellectuality in her maturity, but she was a rare and distinctive woman in the countless experiences of seeing women in her life.
These women are very different...
"hey-hey……"
The emperor whispered, "You go first."
"No~ Your Majesty, this memorial has been taken upside down. I know you are absent-minded, so you should rest early. You have worked hard during this period, so take a rest."
As she spoke, the woman's hand lightly pressed on the king's shoulder.
The king secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva,
"You're not a man at all! Take him away, take him away quickly!"
Who knows, the king suddenly stood up and said coldly, "Get lost."
"Your Majesty!" The woman cried like pear blossoms, "Your Majesty really wants to drive away the concubines. How long have you been reading this memorial? Could it be that this memorial is more important than the concubines?"
The king of the Wuji Kingdom said coldly: "Yes! That's right. I want to read these memorials overnight. These memorials are more interesting than yours."
The female concubine was shocked, "You were not like this before."
Now... not as manly as before.
The woman rushed out the door crying.
But the king of the Black Chicken Kingdom sighed deeply, I thought too, but... I have a manly secret! !
(End of this chapter)
This brat incident has come to an end for the time being.
Fahai found a corner, and the master and apprentice sat down to rest on the spot.
"Haha, Master, did you see that doll peeing in fear just now? It's really satisfying." Piggy laughed happily.
"Master, you really have a way. I am really happy to see it. Why do you say this child is so annoying. It is obvious that he hit us with something first, but the villain complained first. And his old lady is not a Things! You know how to protect your own children."
Sun Houzi smiled but said, "If the master is not here, I will throw this child to Beiju Luzhou, and let him see what it means to be dangerous in the world."
Speaking of this kind of child, it is not uncommon to see it on weekdays.
Often parents often use the phrase "How do you have the same knowledge as a child as an adult".
So if children make mistakes, adults don't "teach them wrong"?
Such parents are even more hateful!
What Fahai did today was just to treat him in his own way, so that the other party could also taste the feeling of being cheated.
……
Now that he has arrived in Wuji Country, Fa Hai also knows what's going to happen next.
The experience of the king of the Wuji Kingdom: Five years ago, the Wuji Kingdom suffered from drought year after year, and the king burned incense and prayed day and night.Suddenly Zhong Nanshan came to a Quanzhen Taoist, who can call wind and rain, and touch stones into gold.The king asked him to go up to the altar to perform the ritual, and it rained heavily.The king became a brother with him, and they slept and ate together.However, two years later, Quanzhen pushed the king down the well, turned into a king again, and occupied the country of Wuji.But the queen and prince were kept in the dark.
When Tang Seng and his party passed by, the king had been immersed in the well for three years and became "a wronged ghost who fell into the well and injured his life".So the king appealed to Tang Monk Tuomeng for grievances, and left the golden chamber Bai Yugui to testify.
Monkey King finds the prince and turns into a villain, pretending to know the afterlife and present life, explaining the truth to him, and communicating with the queen through the prince, laying the groundwork for eliminating the demon.When the upper dynasty changed Guanwen, Wukong sang a song in front of the fake king, exposing all the bad deeds of the fake king.Later, Sun Wukong asked the Taishang Laojun for the Resurrection Pill to save the king.When Wukong was about to fight, he was caught by Manjushri Bodhisattva. It turned out that Manjushri Bodhisattva's mount, a green-haired lion, came down to earth.
Things are probably such a plot.
Fa Hai thought about it and said, "There will be a difficulty next."
The three disciples looked serious.
Fahai said: "The king of the black-bone chicken country has been killed. Now the person pretending to be the king is a monster."
Sun Houzi hurriedly said, "Master, what kind of monster is this?"
Fa Hai didn't say it directly, "I'm talking about this monster now, I'm afraid people in Xitian will say that we cheated. I can only say that the time has not come, and when the time comes, the person behind this monster will show up."
Fahai said: "The imperial garden of the palace was closed with a golden lock. And there is a well in this imperial garden. There is a treasure under this well."
Speaking of the baby, the drowsy pig Peggy suddenly regained her spirits, "Master, what kind of baby is that?"
"Anyway, it's a baby. First come, first served. After this village, there will be no such shop."
Piggy Peggy coughed dryly and said, "I don't think anyone here is more familiar with water than me. It's not that I and my two elder brothers robbed each other, but that the division of labor is reasonable at the master's request. This time, the old pig will go down first. Let the two elder brothers come to the opportunity of the mountain of swords and seas of fire."
Sun Houzi sneered and said, "You idiot really know how to choose. Let's go."
"I didn't say that, junior brother, you are too inhuman." Xiong Wuneng also complained.
Pig Peggy coughed dryly, "It's me, a pig demon, I'm really not human. Besides, the sea of swords and guns doesn't show that the two brothers are capable!"
Sun Houzi smiled, "You sound good to me. That's enough, just do what Master said. Let's go, pig, I won't be able to sleep tonight."
Peggy Pig snorted, "I'm sleepy tonight, I can sleep."
Monkey Sun grinned grimly, "You're not sleepy."
"I'm sleepy."
"No, you're not sleepy." Then Monkey Sun twisted Peggy's ears.
These ears are not only an excellent appetizer, but also easier to twist.
"Alas, I'm dying! Brother, I'm not sleepy, I'm really not sleepy."
Sun Houzi smiled cheerfully: "It would have been better if it had been like this earlier. It will save you from being beaten."
After finishing speaking, the two flew towards the backyard of the imperial garden.
Sun Houzi secretly laughed. There is no treasure here. Before the meeting, Fahai chatted with him privately. There is no treasure under the well.
But it was what they needed, and it was the corpse of the king of the Wuji Kingdom.
The two of them were about to start working, when Peggy the pig suddenly had a urgency to urinate, "Brother, wait for me, I am in a hurry to urinate."
"Go, go, it's really a lazy person who poops a lot." Sun Houzi gave the pig a look.
Pig Peggy laughed dryly, "You can't urinate when you look at me."
Sun Houzi raised his eyebrows, "Get out! I won't go far, you think I don't care about you."
As he spoke, Monkey Sun drew the knuckle of a little finger...
Pig Peggy's complexion turned dark, she lowered her head and hurried away.
He didn't know how long he walked, but after urinating, he found himself lost.
"Strange, I'm here now." Piggy Peggy just felt that the palace looked the same no matter what.
Unknowingly he walked to the king's study.
"Your Majesty, it's getting late, it's time to go to bed." A female voice came from the study.
Pig Peggy heard the tone and knew that this was a woman's tantrum~
"There's a good show to watch~ Don't watch it for nothing." Piggy Peggy suddenly became interested.
Hide under the window and peek inside.
Then I saw a man and a woman.
The man was wearing a yellow dragon robe and was sitting on a dragon chair to read the memorial.
The girl is dressed a little cooler, but she is a little older...
However, Peggy Zhu felt that the other party was quite attractive at this age, with a bit of intellectuality in her maturity, but she was a rare and distinctive woman in the countless experiences of seeing women in her life.
These women are very different...
"hey-hey……"
The emperor whispered, "You go first."
"No~ Your Majesty, this memorial has been taken upside down. I know you are absent-minded, so you should rest early. You have worked hard during this period, so take a rest."
As she spoke, the woman's hand lightly pressed on the king's shoulder.
The king secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva,
"You're not a man at all! Take him away, take him away quickly!"
Who knows, the king suddenly stood up and said coldly, "Get lost."
"Your Majesty!" The woman cried like pear blossoms, "Your Majesty really wants to drive away the concubines. How long have you been reading this memorial? Could it be that this memorial is more important than the concubines?"
The king of the Wuji Kingdom said coldly: "Yes! That's right. I want to read these memorials overnight. These memorials are more interesting than yours."
The female concubine was shocked, "You were not like this before."
Now... not as manly as before.
The woman rushed out the door crying.
But the king of the Black Chicken Kingdom sighed deeply, I thought too, but... I have a manly secret! !
(End of this chapter)
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