The most arrogant of the heavens

Chapter 255 The Cultivation of a Scumbag

At this moment, I suddenly saw Fa Hai jumping into the water with lightning speed, and shouted: "Help me! I am a holy monk from Tang Dynasty who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. I have money, but I can't swim." ah."

The king of inspiration heard this, and sneered in his heart, "So it's you, who came at the right time. I was worried that I couldn't help my cousin live longer. A bite of your meat can make people live forever. It's the meat that comes to my mouth. No effort at all, hahaha!!"

A gust of evil wind swept Fahai away.

Looking at Fa Hai, the king of inspiration secretly competed, "This is the holy monk, he is simply an upstart, really disgusting."

into the river.

The king of inspiration called out, "Cousin, look who I brought."

Hearing that there was a girl, Fahai pricked up his ears and sat up straight.

Then, he saw a plump figure with a curvy figure and a huge fish head... the goblin appeared in front of Fa Hai.

A sentence came to mind, "Stimulate, I want to stimulate."

Although it's the same with the quilt covered, but seeing this fish head, I'm sorry, there is a shadow.

Or the crowd took an extra look at the banshee.

The banshee looked at Fa Hai, her eyes lit up, she was a pretty boy! !

Unexpectedly showing a coquettish attitude, Jiao Didi said: "Brother, where are you going to catch this monk?"

The king of inspiration smiled and said: "Sister, you don't know. This is a monk who went to the west to learn scriptures, called Fa Hai. It is rumored that he is the reincarnation of a holy monk. If you eat its meat, you can live forever and become a fairy. Got it. Sister, you don't need to practice so hard."

This girl is not the wife of King Inspiration, but his sworn sister, and also King Inspiration's think tank and military advisor.

It was her idea to occupy Lao Yuan's water mansion and control Chen Family Village.

Seeing this oily "girl" approaching him, Fa Hai suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Who can imagine what it feels like to be kissed by a fish.

But Fa Hai felt that the other party would use a big mouth to cover his head because of his excessive love for him... It was very possible!
Such a big mouth is not meant to eat or contain people.

"Brother, I think this monk is still useful." The mandarin fish essence girl had already shown her love for Fa Hai.

Well, don't eat him for the time being, I'll take a rest, and tell me how to deal with him later.Let's go.

At this time, Fa Hai was looking for something, as long as he found this thing, he could kill Guanyin's carp spirit sense king.

This thing is the imprint left by Guanyin on the King of Inspiration.

With this mark, Guanyin Bodhisattva can clearly see this fish wherever it goes.

In modern terms it is GPS.

To put it bluntly, this catastrophe was also calculated.

Every boss sends his pet mount down to the earth to cause trouble, otherwise there would be so many coincidences that it would be difficult to make up for it.

But Fahai is not willing to let you Guanyin Bodhisattva benefit.

You must know that if you let Guanyin take action to subdue the King of Inspiration, the other party will gain merit.

It's okay to eat, drink, and girlfriend,

By the way, we don't have girlfriends, so we're not afraid of rubbing hands.

But rubbing merit is shameless!
Obviously it was your pet who ate so many virgins and girls, but in the end you took it back willingly and gained a lot of merit. How can there be such a good thing in the world.

At the moment, scanning to see what is in this king of inspiration is a strong Buddhist law.

"Huh? I found it. It's this pair of copper hammers." Fahai's pair of copper hammers had an unusual history.

This is the meritorious lotus pond in the Avalokitesvara Dojo that raises two stalks.To put it bluntly, there are no lotus bones in full bloom.

He took it off and went down to the earth to refine it into a pair of copper hammers.

"Monk, can you introduce yourself to me?" At this moment, the sister mandarin fish of the king of inspiration said delicately.

I have to say that this mandarin fish essence is a little tasteless except for the big fish head. This week, it is exuding estrogen that makes men crazy.

It's a pity that we have no emotions in cultivation, and we just look at the best things.

But right now, I have to use the mandarin fish essence to help me seal this pile of copper hammers, so as not to be discovered by the Bodhisattva later in the fight.

Fa Hai stared at... vomit~~
"Have you got the Holy Monk? What's wrong?" Mandarin Fish said with concern.

Fahai took a deep breath, it didn't matter, he got used to it after vomiting.

"No...it's all your fault, because seeing you makes my heart, which has been peaceful for many years, beat wildly again!"

Mandarin Fish Essence covered the fish heads as big as three buckets with his jade hands, and said shyly, "You... you monk, you speak so...you have no shame."

"I admit that I love one when I see one, and that's because I'm specific! I only like outstanding women. On my journey to the West, there are countless banshees, and countless women who throw themselves into my arms! But only you, let I pay special attention, just looking at you, I know that you are the most eye-catching existence among the witches. Shameless, so what." No one can say what a scumbag says.

Even if you can't say it, at least you have seen a lot of movies in your previous life, and you have seen a lot of scumbags.

The mandarin fish essence shivered in embarrassment, wishing she could throw herself into Fa Hai's arms right now.

Fa Hai said: "Do you know my friendship?"

The mandarin fish spirit said angrily: "You monk is not serious at first glance. I have only met you for a long time, and you say something...molesting him."

But this kind of teasing makes people ecstatic, they like it so much.

"I see, I'm honest and honest with you, but you think it's teasing, Lan Shou, mushroom..."

Mandarin fish spirit became anxious, "I didn't mean that..."

"I think you are. I thought that the meeting today was a fate in a previous life, but I didn't expect it to be just my wishful thinking."

"No, it's fate! We are destined."

"I don't believe it." Fa Hai shook his head.

"How do you believe it?"

Fahai said: "Well, if you listen to me, I believe in the fate between you and me."

"I saw that the pumpkin was delicious, show it to me."

The mandarin fish essence looked at the so-called no wonder, but it was the nine-petal copper hammer of the inspiration king, and the hammer head looked a bit like a pumpkin.

"That can't be done. This thing weighs at least two thousand catties, and each one is a thousand catties. I can't carry it even if you are accused of it."

Fa Hai smiled and said: "That's right. Try my yellow talisman, it will become extremely light when you stick it on, let alone a thousand catties, even a mountain will be fine."

The mandarin fish essence stared at it with wide eyes, "It's real or not. Where did this thing come from?"

"A gift from the Tathagata. There will be no fakes." Fa Hai said confidently.

The mandarin fish spirit touched the yellow talisman carefully, but he didn't see any danger to himself.

Later, I thought, this little bald head likes to play, so let's play with her.Gain his trust, and you will be able to be a happy couple in the future.

At that moment, he took two yellow talismans and pasted them on the nine-petal copper hammer.

Then, a burst of Buddhist mana began to impact, constantly colliding with Fahai's sealing talisman.

Fa Hai said: "Bodhisattva, you didn't expect that I, Fa Hai, would oppose you like this! I will seal your mark!"

Immediately mobilize the mana on his body, "Dawei Tianlong! Da Luo's spell! Seal!"

Following Fa Hai's finger, a golden light hit the seal talisman.

The imprint of Avalokitesvara was immediately sealed in the depths.

Has not disappeared, but there will be no movement.

The king of inspiration was still drinking in the mansion, when he suddenly felt the ground tremble and the mountains shake, the waves were turbulent, and the whole water mansion floated up.

"what happened!"

PS: It has always been a stable update, and no one is cheated.There is something to be changed temporarily tonight, and compensation will be made at 5 or more tomorrow.Give me some time to deal with it, thank you all.

(End of this chapter)