The most arrogant of the heavens

Chapter 261 Teach You to Be a Demon (6 Chapters)
That "green bull" yelled this great king a little dumbfounded.It's over, let's show off! ! !
Seeing that he didn't move, Fahai was obviously a little shocked and couldn't recover.

Then he stood up and said, "Let's talk over here."

The two came to a quiet place, and Qingniu was worried, so he set up a barrier for soundproofing, and then asked, "Monk, how do you know my origin?"

Fahai laughed and said, "Shouldn't you call me a holy monk?"

"you……"

"I don't mean anything malicious, but I see that you are upright and honest, and I am afraid that you will make mistakes, so I am here to remind you."

Qingniu snorted: "Nonsense! You need to tell me what kind of cow I am."

Fahai said: "Did you take Laojun's vajra bracelet and go down to earth to be a demon while the boy was sleeping?"

Qingniu was shocked and said: "How do you know?"

"You can't understand the point, the point is how do I know? You should ask, what should I do next." Fa Hai guided the other party with a smile.

The green bull was stared at by the opponent's eyes, as if he was standing naked in front of him without any reservations.

"Yes, holy monk, since you know everything, please tell me what I should do."

Fa Hai nodded and said, "Is the old gentleman concocting alchemy?"

"Yes!" Qingniu was excited, why did Fahai stand beside him when he felt that he was doing something bad, and still stared at his every move with such lewd eyes.

Fahai smiled cheerfully, "That's right, what Laojun did was just to let you down on purpose."

"Ah, on purpose! My dear boy, then I have to go back immediately." The green cow was terrified of Laojun, and got up immediately to leave.

"Hey, don't rush away. You are more anxious than my monkey. Please let me finish, you are taking the next step."

"No, no, I have to go back now."

Otherwise, my dad would come looking for me with a whip~ It's like a child surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, and the parents come to me.

Fa Hai smiled, "What's the rush? You still believe me when I say you are straightforward. Since Laojun let you down, then you will be beaten if you go back like this."

"Huh? What does this mean?"

Fahai said: "Listen to me, Laojun's purpose is to make you make trouble. Do you understand!"

"This... I don't understand it very well, so I ask the holy monk to enlighten me." Qingniu suddenly felt that his brain circuit was not enough.

Originally, all of this came according to his plan, and the soldiers came to block the water and cover them with soil, and he did what he had to do.

Now being spoiled by Fahai, I feel like I don't even know how to be a demon anymore.

"What's the status of your master? If you don't turn the world upside down, you'll lose his face. So later, my monkey will go back and invite Doubi, and you have to show the incomparable demeanor of your demon king."

Qingniu slapped his thigh, "I will do this. Ahahaha!"

"You...you look like an idiot when you smile. Look at me..." Fahai smiled crookedly, with a look of disdain and ridicule.

Seeing this expression, Qingniu couldn't help applauding, "Holy Monk, your sinister smile is so superb!"

"Come on, learn from me. Raise the corners of your mouth slightly, don't show your teeth, and your eyes are sharp... No, your eyes are cross-eyed, sharp, and your eyes are slightly squinted... By the way, there is a bit of an inside taste!"

Qingniu brought the bronze mirror and practiced repeatedly.

Fa Hai nodded secretly, "That's right, this is how you look like the Demon King."

Qingniu rejoiced in his heart, wait a minute, something is not quite right, "By the way, holy monk, how are you proficient in such... acting skills?"

Fa Hai laughed happily: "I don't have any skills, how can I subdue my demon king."

Qingniu was in awe, "It makes sense!"

Fahai said: "I think that monkey is asking for help from heaven."

"You know that too." Qingniu said in shock.

"Of course I know this. I don't even know how to calculate. How can I be called a holy monk?"

Qingniu was in awe, "It makes sense."

Fa Hai continued: "Have you ever heard that a few days ago, the gold and silver boy went down to earth?"

"I don't know this, but I know that after the two boys came back, they were severely punished by the old gentleman. The worst one was the silver-horned boy who was also used to test medicine. His barking sounded like a donkey in love."

Fa Hai said cheerfully: "It seems that Laojun doesn't intend to let others know about the trivial matters of these two boys."

"What a trifle."

"No way."

"Tell me! These two guys have run on me a lot because they are masters and close boys. Let me also hear about their scandals. Don't worry about many holy monks, I will definitely not tell others, my old cow has other skills No, but there is no place in the world for the ability to walk the talk."

Fa Hai said: "Good! You are indeed the best cow in the world."

Qingniu was full of joy when he heard it, "This is the best cow in the world... I like to hear it."

Fa Hai laughed, this Qingniu was really honest and honest.Then he recounted everything that happened in the Lotus Cave.

The green bull slapped his thighs with joy when he heard the scene of King Yinjiao being so stupid.

After finishing speaking, the Qingniu laughed loudly, "Happy, these two guys have lost the face of the master. They deserve to be punished! I said it's no wonder these two guys didn't see the fire in those days, but let Na Kui Juxing to light the fire, it turns out He went down to do evil."

When Qingniu said this, Fahai also remembered that Nakui Juxing of Baoxiang Kingdom was fined to set Laojun on fire because of his mistakes.

Calculating the time, it happened to be the time when the golden and silver boy came down to earth.

"I said that the Jade Emperor would specifically punish Kui Muxing. It turned out that it was not enough to fill the place of two fire-burning boys, so that these boys could come down to earth and embarrass me." Fa Hai thought in his heart.

The two chatted very happily.

At this moment, a little demon hurried in, "Your Majesty is not good! That monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth is back again."

Fa Hai laughed and said: "This monkey is really fast. In such a short time, I went to the Heavenly Court to call for rescuers. I see, it was also prepared by the Jade Emperor a long time ago."

Qingniu stood up, patted his body, and said respectfully: "The holy monk has a clever plan, wait for me to subdue these magical soldiers and generals."

"Wait, you just have to show your abilities, but don't kill any generals."

"It has to be like this... OK, I will listen to the holy monk."

After finishing speaking, Qingniu grabbed his long spear, "Little ones, cheer up for me! Look at how I, your king, defeated these heavenly soldiers and generals!"

"Good king!" The group of monsters rejoiced, and they all came out of the cave in full costume.

Fahai returned to the hall, and Peggy Pig, Xiong Wuneng, and Red Boy entertained him very well.

"Master, your face is really good! This monster is not your relative, you are convinced by this."

"That's right, Master, I think this monster has a lot of supernatural powers, and he took us all down at once. Fortunately, Master is here, otherwise I don't know how to embarrass us." Hong Haier said with a smile.

Fahai said: "Go and see where your senior brother brought the reinforcements."

Pig Peggy said heartlessly: "Let senior brother save it, wouldn't it be great to come in and have a drink together."

On the spot, Jean Fahai gave him a slap, and directly slammed it on the stone wall.

Seeing that the cave demon's eyes are protruding and his mouth is wide open!
"Fuck, this monk..."

(End of this chapter)