The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 267 Let him have a daughter
Chapter 267 Let him have a daughter
"In my previous life, I thought about conquering countless women. But I never thought about being someone else's mother..."
That's right, she's ready to be someone else's mother, and she still has no milk.
Why is Fahai so angry? Because he drank the water from the Jizimu River in Daughter's Country, which stimulated the fetal gas...
But here comes the problem, having children is not scary,
The scary thing is where did this kid come from!
You must know that daughter countries are all women, and it is not a big problem to have children. After all, they are women and have that biological mechanism.
But for this big man... it is extremely difficult to give birth to a stone, let alone give birth to a child.
Sure enough, both Xiong Wuneng and Pig Peggy felt bursts of abdominal pain.
"Oh, master, my stomach hurts."
Fahai's expression was also uncomfortable. It can't be said that he won't be affected if he becomes a fairy. The problem is that the pain comes from his stomach.
Fahai was also sweating profusely, and his stomach swelled visible to the naked eye.
The monkey looked at it and shouted angrily: "Where is the evildoer!"
Fa Hai slapped him on the spot, "Your sister's evil! Your master, I have been tricked."
Sun Houzi got up from the ground, "Master! Who is so good that he secretly assassinated you, Master, and escaped my old grandson's eyes."
Fahai gritted his teeth and said, "It's not your idiot third son. He gave me water from this daughter's country. The river in front of me is also called Zimu River. Drinking this water will make you pregnant."
Monkey Sun was taken aback, "I'm pregnant."
Fa Hai gritted his teeth and said, "Do I have to say it a second time for Master?"
One after another, the red boy and the monkey grandson hugged their stomachs and laughed loudly. The laugh was really leaning forward and rolling all over the floor.
"Master...poof...hahaha!"
Fa Hai grabbed the monkey by the neck, "Listen to me, and find an antidote quickly."
Sun Houzi held back his smile, this time he really had a good laugh!
Asked: "Master, where can I find the antidote? I have to ask someone."
Fahai beckoned and called Honghaier over, "There is a Jieyang mountain on Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a spring of falling fetus in the hole. You need to drink a mouthful of water from the well to relieve the fetus." Qi. There is a Taoist in the hole, named Ruyi True Immortal, if you want to get pregnant, just look for him."
Red Boy said strangely: "The True Immortal Ruyi is my uncle, but my father's brother. This water is easy to get."
Sun Houzi laughed, "Then you go, I'll wait for you here."
Fa Hai shook his head and said, "No. You go with him. I'm afraid this kid will get lost."
Sun Houzi rolled his eyes, nodded and said: "Then disciple will go now."
The monkey hugged Honghaier and flew out with a somersault. It was only three thousand miles away and changed lanes in the blink of an eye.
It's just that when the two of them landed, they didn't know the north, south, east, and west. After asking the old man of the land, they realized that it was a little bit worse.
After a quarter of an hour, Honghaier finally found the hole.
Sun Houzi said: "Boy, go get water, I'll wait for you here."
Hong Haier nodded, "Seventh Uncle, wait here."
After finishing speaking, the red boy went to find someone, and there were two Taoists at the entrance of the cave.
Seeing Red Boy coming, he was immediately overjoyed, "How come the Holy Infant King has time to come here?"
These two Taoist priests are the attendants of Immortal Ruyi, and they went there with Immortal Ruyi when Red Boy was born.
Hong Haier said: "I'm here to find my uncle."
"Please come in."
The red boy went in, and the Taoist went in early to report.
Hearing this, True Immortal Ruyi came out with a smile, "Nephew! You miss me!"
Look at this Ruyi True Immortal again, with a face like a crown jade, and an extraordinary temperament!
Who would have thought that this was actually the younger brother of the same mother as Lao Niu.
Looking at this uncle, Hong Haier felt something different in his heart.
Why is it my human form, my uncle is also a human form, and my father is a cow...
I dare not think deeply about this question.
"Red boy, I heard from my brother not long ago that you were taken in by Monkey Sun. Is there such a thing?"
Hong Hai'er said: "It's not that ugly, but I don't want to be the demon king anymore, and it's good to learn from the scriptures."
"I'm not talking about you, our Lao Niu family has been from generation to generation, that is not an unrivaled monster. Your father is the Taiyi Golden Immortal who has been obtained for thousands of years! Your uncle and I... are also rare heroes. Why did you follow the monk? Go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures." True Immortal Ruyi intends to persuade Hong Boy.
In his opinion, Xitian and them are incompatible existences.Fortunately, Hong Haier stepped in the door and joined the scripture learning team.
Hong Haier explained: "Uncle, you don't know. This Fahai is saving me. If I don't follow him, then Guanyin Bodhisattva will arrest me and become that boy of good fortune. You say I should stay with Bodhisattva. It's better to stay with Fa Hai."
True Immortal Ruyi said disdainfully: "Damn! What is this Bodhisattva, I am True Immortal Ruyi..."
"Uncle, the Bodhisattva is here."
"Plop", True Immortal Ruyi knelt down directly, it was a damned instinctive reaction.
But after waiting for a while, no Bodhisattva appeared.He only saw the red boy giving him a pair of white eyes.
True Immortal Ruyi coughed dryly: "Old problem, I have suffered from rheumatoid knees. By the way, you came here specifically to look for me for a long time this time?"
"No, Fa Hai drank the water from the Zimu River in the Daughter's Country. Now he has developed fetal gas, and he will give birth in two or three days. I want to borrow a few mouthfuls of this fetal spring from you, and let them get rid of the fetal gas." Knock it out."
True Immortal Ruyi pinched his mustache and said: "Well...that's fine, but I'm still worried about you, you let that monk come over, as long as he comes over, I will give water."
Upon hearing this, Hong Haier explained: "I can't come, I'm rolling all over the floor in pain. Just wait until I get water back."
"Haha, that's even better. You stay here, and I'll notify your royal father to pick you up." True Immortal Ruyi laughed.
Hong Haier frowned, "I'll tell you about the water. Why are you so far away? Where is the water? I'll get it myself."
True Immortal Ruyi frowned, "What! You still have to steal your uncle!"
"If you don't give it, I can only take it myself. There's no point in grabbing it, it's all my own stuff."
True Immortal Ruyi simply said, "I'm just saying, do you choose your uncle or that monk."
"Master."
The atmosphere was a little quiet. True Immortal Ruyi did not expect that she would be so unbearable in Hong Hai'er's heart, with no status at all.
Sad, as if my heart was beaten severely by someone!
True Immortal Ruyi said angrily: "Without such an unfilial nephew like you, see off the guests!"
Hong Haier said angrily, "Who dares to touch me!"
With a sound of smashing, the five ignorant fires around him ignited!
The nearest Taoist just touched his clothes a little, and his arms were directly burned to carbonization.
Fortunately, Immortal Ruyi had quick eyes and quick hands, and broke his hand, which saved him from turning into ashes.
Hong Haier said coldly: "I don't have a stingy uncle like you!"
After saying that, Honghaier walked out of the hole.
As soon as he came out, the monkey smiled and said, "Why, there is no fetal water?"
Red Boy blushed and said, "I didn't expect my uncle to be so stingy."
Monkey Sun smiled, "Let's go, let's go back."
"What about Master?"
"Let him have a daughter."
(End of this chapter)
"In my previous life, I thought about conquering countless women. But I never thought about being someone else's mother..."
That's right, she's ready to be someone else's mother, and she still has no milk.
Why is Fahai so angry? Because he drank the water from the Jizimu River in Daughter's Country, which stimulated the fetal gas...
But here comes the problem, having children is not scary,
The scary thing is where did this kid come from!
You must know that daughter countries are all women, and it is not a big problem to have children. After all, they are women and have that biological mechanism.
But for this big man... it is extremely difficult to give birth to a stone, let alone give birth to a child.
Sure enough, both Xiong Wuneng and Pig Peggy felt bursts of abdominal pain.
"Oh, master, my stomach hurts."
Fahai's expression was also uncomfortable. It can't be said that he won't be affected if he becomes a fairy. The problem is that the pain comes from his stomach.
Fahai was also sweating profusely, and his stomach swelled visible to the naked eye.
The monkey looked at it and shouted angrily: "Where is the evildoer!"
Fa Hai slapped him on the spot, "Your sister's evil! Your master, I have been tricked."
Sun Houzi got up from the ground, "Master! Who is so good that he secretly assassinated you, Master, and escaped my old grandson's eyes."
Fahai gritted his teeth and said, "It's not your idiot third son. He gave me water from this daughter's country. The river in front of me is also called Zimu River. Drinking this water will make you pregnant."
Monkey Sun was taken aback, "I'm pregnant."
Fa Hai gritted his teeth and said, "Do I have to say it a second time for Master?"
One after another, the red boy and the monkey grandson hugged their stomachs and laughed loudly. The laugh was really leaning forward and rolling all over the floor.
"Master...poof...hahaha!"
Fa Hai grabbed the monkey by the neck, "Listen to me, and find an antidote quickly."
Sun Houzi held back his smile, this time he really had a good laugh!
Asked: "Master, where can I find the antidote? I have to ask someone."
Fahai beckoned and called Honghaier over, "There is a Jieyang mountain on Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a spring of falling fetus in the hole. You need to drink a mouthful of water from the well to relieve the fetus." Qi. There is a Taoist in the hole, named Ruyi True Immortal, if you want to get pregnant, just look for him."
Red Boy said strangely: "The True Immortal Ruyi is my uncle, but my father's brother. This water is easy to get."
Sun Houzi laughed, "Then you go, I'll wait for you here."
Fa Hai shook his head and said, "No. You go with him. I'm afraid this kid will get lost."
Sun Houzi rolled his eyes, nodded and said: "Then disciple will go now."
The monkey hugged Honghaier and flew out with a somersault. It was only three thousand miles away and changed lanes in the blink of an eye.
It's just that when the two of them landed, they didn't know the north, south, east, and west. After asking the old man of the land, they realized that it was a little bit worse.
After a quarter of an hour, Honghaier finally found the hole.
Sun Houzi said: "Boy, go get water, I'll wait for you here."
Hong Haier nodded, "Seventh Uncle, wait here."
After finishing speaking, the red boy went to find someone, and there were two Taoists at the entrance of the cave.
Seeing Red Boy coming, he was immediately overjoyed, "How come the Holy Infant King has time to come here?"
These two Taoist priests are the attendants of Immortal Ruyi, and they went there with Immortal Ruyi when Red Boy was born.
Hong Haier said: "I'm here to find my uncle."
"Please come in."
The red boy went in, and the Taoist went in early to report.
Hearing this, True Immortal Ruyi came out with a smile, "Nephew! You miss me!"
Look at this Ruyi True Immortal again, with a face like a crown jade, and an extraordinary temperament!
Who would have thought that this was actually the younger brother of the same mother as Lao Niu.
Looking at this uncle, Hong Haier felt something different in his heart.
Why is it my human form, my uncle is also a human form, and my father is a cow...
I dare not think deeply about this question.
"Red boy, I heard from my brother not long ago that you were taken in by Monkey Sun. Is there such a thing?"
Hong Hai'er said: "It's not that ugly, but I don't want to be the demon king anymore, and it's good to learn from the scriptures."
"I'm not talking about you, our Lao Niu family has been from generation to generation, that is not an unrivaled monster. Your father is the Taiyi Golden Immortal who has been obtained for thousands of years! Your uncle and I... are also rare heroes. Why did you follow the monk? Go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures." True Immortal Ruyi intends to persuade Hong Boy.
In his opinion, Xitian and them are incompatible existences.Fortunately, Hong Haier stepped in the door and joined the scripture learning team.
Hong Haier explained: "Uncle, you don't know. This Fahai is saving me. If I don't follow him, then Guanyin Bodhisattva will arrest me and become that boy of good fortune. You say I should stay with Bodhisattva. It's better to stay with Fa Hai."
True Immortal Ruyi said disdainfully: "Damn! What is this Bodhisattva, I am True Immortal Ruyi..."
"Uncle, the Bodhisattva is here."
"Plop", True Immortal Ruyi knelt down directly, it was a damned instinctive reaction.
But after waiting for a while, no Bodhisattva appeared.He only saw the red boy giving him a pair of white eyes.
True Immortal Ruyi coughed dryly: "Old problem, I have suffered from rheumatoid knees. By the way, you came here specifically to look for me for a long time this time?"
"No, Fa Hai drank the water from the Zimu River in the Daughter's Country. Now he has developed fetal gas, and he will give birth in two or three days. I want to borrow a few mouthfuls of this fetal spring from you, and let them get rid of the fetal gas." Knock it out."
True Immortal Ruyi pinched his mustache and said: "Well...that's fine, but I'm still worried about you, you let that monk come over, as long as he comes over, I will give water."
Upon hearing this, Hong Haier explained: "I can't come, I'm rolling all over the floor in pain. Just wait until I get water back."
"Haha, that's even better. You stay here, and I'll notify your royal father to pick you up." True Immortal Ruyi laughed.
Hong Haier frowned, "I'll tell you about the water. Why are you so far away? Where is the water? I'll get it myself."
True Immortal Ruyi frowned, "What! You still have to steal your uncle!"
"If you don't give it, I can only take it myself. There's no point in grabbing it, it's all my own stuff."
True Immortal Ruyi simply said, "I'm just saying, do you choose your uncle or that monk."
"Master."
The atmosphere was a little quiet. True Immortal Ruyi did not expect that she would be so unbearable in Hong Hai'er's heart, with no status at all.
Sad, as if my heart was beaten severely by someone!
True Immortal Ruyi said angrily: "Without such an unfilial nephew like you, see off the guests!"
Hong Haier said angrily, "Who dares to touch me!"
With a sound of smashing, the five ignorant fires around him ignited!
The nearest Taoist just touched his clothes a little, and his arms were directly burned to carbonization.
Fortunately, Immortal Ruyi had quick eyes and quick hands, and broke his hand, which saved him from turning into ashes.
Hong Haier said coldly: "I don't have a stingy uncle like you!"
After saying that, Honghaier walked out of the hole.
As soon as he came out, the monkey smiled and said, "Why, there is no fetal water?"
Red Boy blushed and said, "I didn't expect my uncle to be so stingy."
Monkey Sun smiled, "Let's go, let's go back."
"What about Master?"
"Let him have a daughter."
(End of this chapter)
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