The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 272 Empress, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore
Chapter 272 Empress, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore
"Master, it's time to drink water." Piggy Peggy handed the water to Fahai.
Fa Hai was startled, "What, it's time to take medicine? Dawei Tianlong..."
"boom!!"
Pig Peggy was blown away from the palace, and the red boy and Xiong Wuneng beside her all stared wide-eyed.
Sun Houzi gave a half-smile, "Hey, master, you also have a day of spring."
Hong Hai'er said: "Uncle Qi, how do you know that Master is thinking, I didn't see it at all."
Monkey Sun pointed at a certain location, "See if you see it."
Hong Haier looked down subconsciously, "Uncle Qi, how could this happen."
"You'll know when you have someone you like, especially if you guys vented in that Yuanyang."
Hong Haier's complexion changed, "Us? By the way, Uncle Qi, when did you vent Yuanyang?"
Sun Houzi's expression changed: "You want to be beaten! Your seventh uncle, I am Monkey King, the Monkey King, how could I be so out of my mind for mere women."
Xiong Wuneng comforted: "Master, you are no longer in a state when you came back last night. It's all right."
Fa Hai breathed a sigh of relief, "Wu Neng, I don't know why, but when I closed my eyes, I saw a pair of 'squint-squint' eyes staring at me."
Sun Houzi turned down from the fragrant beam, "I say Master. Otherwise, you can stay here and enjoy the family happiness, the joy of fish and water. We will go to fetch the Western Scriptures for you, and we will definitely take yours back later. Take credit for it."
Fahai said angrily: "Sinister, I have seen your wolfish ambitions! Dawei Tianlong..." He grabbed Sun Houzi by the neck.
A strong sense of suffocation emerged in every corner of the body, and the monkey once again found that the gap between himself and Fa Hai was still so large.
With a flick of Fa Hai, Monkey Sun flew out like a shooting star.
"boom!"
Monkey Sun was blown away by a move
Now Xiong Wuneng and Hong Haier are afraid to talk anymore.Fahai is extremely wrong today, so it's better not to provoke him.
After a quarter of an hour, Monkey Sun and Peggy the Pig looked at Fa Hai quietly.
Fa Hai said simply: "Okay, let's forget about those unpleasant things. We have to talk about how to get back the customs clearance document."
Sun Houzi said: "Yesterday's plan is useless?"
Fa Hai pondered for a while, "Yes. Is there no better way?"
Without waiting for everyone to reply, Fa Hai continued: "It seems that there is no better way. I need the Empress of Daughter Kingdom to help me cultivate and strengthen my concentration. That's the decision."
Pig Peggy muttered: "I don't think you seem reluctant, Master, but..."
"Shut up! Being a teacher is not the kind of person you think." Fa Hai slapped him.
Pig Peggy flew out again according to the original trajectory.
Seeing everyone staring at him with wide-eyed eyes, Fa Hai coughed dryly, "Forget about those unpleasant pasts. Tomorrow, I will pretend to form a friendship with the empress as my master, and you must get the clearance document in time."
While chatting, the envoy of Daughter Kingdom came again, "Holy Monk, Your Majesty invites you again."
Fa Hai stood up and straightened his disguise, "You guys are so good at cultivation, go."
All the disciples watched the monk with blank eyes.
Two words popped up in my heart, "shameless"!
During the day, the empress and Fa Hai checked together what was needed for the big day tomorrow.
"Brother Yudi. You are the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty. I will give His Majesty the Tang Dynasty 10 taels of gold, 5 bolts of silk and satin, and [-] female relatives to serve His Majesty in the Tang Dynasty..."
Looking at the dazzling array of betrothal gifts, Fahai sighed, "Your Majesty, one day I, Fahai, don't want to work hard. Remember to leave me a place."
I finally know what it's like to be married to someone else.
Thinking back to my time, a bride price of 20 yuan, a one-time house payment, an Audi A6 car, and a deposit of more than 30 yuan... Only then could I barely find a wife I liked.
Now Fahai finally understands this feeling, if possible in the next life, let me be a woman once.
When Fa Hai returned, all the disciples had already gone to bed.
After a while, Sun Houzi got up, and then said: "The next little one."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"Uncles, wait for me."
Then, Honghaier, several grandsons of monkeys, pig Peggy, and Xiong Wu can stick together.
With such a height, from behind he looks like a mobile phone signal.
"Brother, have you finished peeing yet?"
"Shut up, not yet!" the monkey said impatiently.
"Uncle, how long are we going to urinate, I can't urinate at all."
Sun Houzi sighed and said, "This monk is too hostile now, and I don't want to provoke him. Everyone says that this woman is a disaster! Not only is it a disaster, but it also brings disaster to the fish in the pond."
Zhu Peiqi said: "I'm the master's sad this time."
Xiong Wuneng rolled a blank look at Peggy Pig, "Third brother, be careful with your words!"
"Master is asleep!"
"Hoo!" A voice pierced through the air.
Suddenly, Peggy Pig felt warm on her forehead, "What is this?"
"Uncle! You have a knife handle on top of your head."
"I don't think...the handle of the knife is attached, because the whole root is not in the pig's head."
Peggy Pig took a deep breath and howled like a pig.
Everyone packed up and went back, leaving Peggy the pig rolling all over the floor.
As soon as the day dawned, the entire Daughter Kingdom began to celebrate the wedding of Empress Zhang Luo with lights and festoons.
Red flowers, green grass, a vibrant atmosphere.
"Holy Monk, get up quickly. Don't miss the auspicious time."
Fahai blinked his wide eyes, yes, he didn't sleep all night.
The spirit is still very good.
Fa Hai went out with all the disciples.
The queen's dragon sedan chair had already parked outside.
It is one foot wide and two feet long, and it took 32 female soldiers to lift it up.
Fa Hai changed into that fiery red attire and walked out of the room.
As soon as he appeared, everyone in Daughter Kingdom was amazed by this monk!
"What a nice view!"
"This is probably the most beautiful person in Daughter Kingdom for hundreds of years."
"Our Majesty is truly a match made in heaven."
The welcoming team came out from the palace and walked from the east gate to the west gate of Daughter Kingdom.
Sun Houzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Is it finally over?"
At this time, the historian sent out the customs clearance document, and the empress smiled slightly, "I will get rid of everyone on the road to the west."
The seal in his hand was stamped, and the customs clearance document was sent to Monkey Sun.
"Monkey King, don't let your master live up to your expectations."
Sun Houzi smiled and said, "Good, Your Majesty."
"It's still called Your Majesty, what should I call it?"
Mistress?
But if he said it, he might be beaten to death.
Sun Houzi saw that the time was almost up, so he called all the juniors to leave first.
The four pretended to go west, and Sun Houzi planned to use a fixing spell while the team was not paying attention.
As soon as he turned around, a gust of evil wind was like a vortex, and it actually swept away Fa Hai!
Sun Houzi was a little dumbfounded. Is this plot determined by the master?
The evil wind knocked the wedding party to pieces and fell to the ground.
Until Peggy Pig howled, "Brothers, don't try to rob me! I'm sure about this woman and old pig!"
Banshee?
How do you know it's a banshee?
(End of this chapter)
"Master, it's time to drink water." Piggy Peggy handed the water to Fahai.
Fa Hai was startled, "What, it's time to take medicine? Dawei Tianlong..."
"boom!!"
Pig Peggy was blown away from the palace, and the red boy and Xiong Wuneng beside her all stared wide-eyed.
Sun Houzi gave a half-smile, "Hey, master, you also have a day of spring."
Hong Hai'er said: "Uncle Qi, how do you know that Master is thinking, I didn't see it at all."
Monkey Sun pointed at a certain location, "See if you see it."
Hong Haier looked down subconsciously, "Uncle Qi, how could this happen."
"You'll know when you have someone you like, especially if you guys vented in that Yuanyang."
Hong Haier's complexion changed, "Us? By the way, Uncle Qi, when did you vent Yuanyang?"
Sun Houzi's expression changed: "You want to be beaten! Your seventh uncle, I am Monkey King, the Monkey King, how could I be so out of my mind for mere women."
Xiong Wuneng comforted: "Master, you are no longer in a state when you came back last night. It's all right."
Fa Hai breathed a sigh of relief, "Wu Neng, I don't know why, but when I closed my eyes, I saw a pair of 'squint-squint' eyes staring at me."
Sun Houzi turned down from the fragrant beam, "I say Master. Otherwise, you can stay here and enjoy the family happiness, the joy of fish and water. We will go to fetch the Western Scriptures for you, and we will definitely take yours back later. Take credit for it."
Fahai said angrily: "Sinister, I have seen your wolfish ambitions! Dawei Tianlong..." He grabbed Sun Houzi by the neck.
A strong sense of suffocation emerged in every corner of the body, and the monkey once again found that the gap between himself and Fa Hai was still so large.
With a flick of Fa Hai, Monkey Sun flew out like a shooting star.
"boom!"
Monkey Sun was blown away by a move
Now Xiong Wuneng and Hong Haier are afraid to talk anymore.Fahai is extremely wrong today, so it's better not to provoke him.
After a quarter of an hour, Monkey Sun and Peggy the Pig looked at Fa Hai quietly.
Fa Hai said simply: "Okay, let's forget about those unpleasant things. We have to talk about how to get back the customs clearance document."
Sun Houzi said: "Yesterday's plan is useless?"
Fa Hai pondered for a while, "Yes. Is there no better way?"
Without waiting for everyone to reply, Fa Hai continued: "It seems that there is no better way. I need the Empress of Daughter Kingdom to help me cultivate and strengthen my concentration. That's the decision."
Pig Peggy muttered: "I don't think you seem reluctant, Master, but..."
"Shut up! Being a teacher is not the kind of person you think." Fa Hai slapped him.
Pig Peggy flew out again according to the original trajectory.
Seeing everyone staring at him with wide-eyed eyes, Fa Hai coughed dryly, "Forget about those unpleasant pasts. Tomorrow, I will pretend to form a friendship with the empress as my master, and you must get the clearance document in time."
While chatting, the envoy of Daughter Kingdom came again, "Holy Monk, Your Majesty invites you again."
Fa Hai stood up and straightened his disguise, "You guys are so good at cultivation, go."
All the disciples watched the monk with blank eyes.
Two words popped up in my heart, "shameless"!
During the day, the empress and Fa Hai checked together what was needed for the big day tomorrow.
"Brother Yudi. You are the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty. I will give His Majesty the Tang Dynasty 10 taels of gold, 5 bolts of silk and satin, and [-] female relatives to serve His Majesty in the Tang Dynasty..."
Looking at the dazzling array of betrothal gifts, Fahai sighed, "Your Majesty, one day I, Fahai, don't want to work hard. Remember to leave me a place."
I finally know what it's like to be married to someone else.
Thinking back to my time, a bride price of 20 yuan, a one-time house payment, an Audi A6 car, and a deposit of more than 30 yuan... Only then could I barely find a wife I liked.
Now Fahai finally understands this feeling, if possible in the next life, let me be a woman once.
When Fa Hai returned, all the disciples had already gone to bed.
After a while, Sun Houzi got up, and then said: "The next little one."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"Uncles, wait for me."
Then, Honghaier, several grandsons of monkeys, pig Peggy, and Xiong Wu can stick together.
With such a height, from behind he looks like a mobile phone signal.
"Brother, have you finished peeing yet?"
"Shut up, not yet!" the monkey said impatiently.
"Uncle, how long are we going to urinate, I can't urinate at all."
Sun Houzi sighed and said, "This monk is too hostile now, and I don't want to provoke him. Everyone says that this woman is a disaster! Not only is it a disaster, but it also brings disaster to the fish in the pond."
Zhu Peiqi said: "I'm the master's sad this time."
Xiong Wuneng rolled a blank look at Peggy Pig, "Third brother, be careful with your words!"
"Master is asleep!"
"Hoo!" A voice pierced through the air.
Suddenly, Peggy Pig felt warm on her forehead, "What is this?"
"Uncle! You have a knife handle on top of your head."
"I don't think...the handle of the knife is attached, because the whole root is not in the pig's head."
Peggy Pig took a deep breath and howled like a pig.
Everyone packed up and went back, leaving Peggy the pig rolling all over the floor.
As soon as the day dawned, the entire Daughter Kingdom began to celebrate the wedding of Empress Zhang Luo with lights and festoons.
Red flowers, green grass, a vibrant atmosphere.
"Holy Monk, get up quickly. Don't miss the auspicious time."
Fahai blinked his wide eyes, yes, he didn't sleep all night.
The spirit is still very good.
Fa Hai went out with all the disciples.
The queen's dragon sedan chair had already parked outside.
It is one foot wide and two feet long, and it took 32 female soldiers to lift it up.
Fa Hai changed into that fiery red attire and walked out of the room.
As soon as he appeared, everyone in Daughter Kingdom was amazed by this monk!
"What a nice view!"
"This is probably the most beautiful person in Daughter Kingdom for hundreds of years."
"Our Majesty is truly a match made in heaven."
The welcoming team came out from the palace and walked from the east gate to the west gate of Daughter Kingdom.
Sun Houzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Is it finally over?"
At this time, the historian sent out the customs clearance document, and the empress smiled slightly, "I will get rid of everyone on the road to the west."
The seal in his hand was stamped, and the customs clearance document was sent to Monkey Sun.
"Monkey King, don't let your master live up to your expectations."
Sun Houzi smiled and said, "Good, Your Majesty."
"It's still called Your Majesty, what should I call it?"
Mistress?
But if he said it, he might be beaten to death.
Sun Houzi saw that the time was almost up, so he called all the juniors to leave first.
The four pretended to go west, and Sun Houzi planned to use a fixing spell while the team was not paying attention.
As soon as he turned around, a gust of evil wind was like a vortex, and it actually swept away Fa Hai!
Sun Houzi was a little dumbfounded. Is this plot determined by the master?
The evil wind knocked the wedding party to pieces and fell to the ground.
Until Peggy Pig howled, "Brothers, don't try to rob me! I'm sure about this woman and old pig!"
Banshee?
How do you know it's a banshee?
(End of this chapter)
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