The most arrogant of the heavens

Chapter 277 Bandits
"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together
The spring in the garden is drunk

Quietly ask the holy monk

Is my daughter beautiful? Is my daughter beautiful?
What do you say about kingship and wealth

What are the precepts and rules

Just wish forever
Follow the person I like

love love love love
May this life always be with you..." On the way to the west, Fa Hai never sang this song briefly.

Hong Haier asked in a low voice: "Uncle Qi, why is Master's tone different from what we used to hear?"

Sun Houzi smiled, "Ghost knows where he learned it from."

Xiong Wuneng said with a smile: "Don't say it, only Master can sing this easy-to-understand tune. But haven't you noticed? Master's tunes are very nice."

Everyone agreed.

You must know that the ancient people at that time did not read out the poems in a precise and precise manner like we do.

Instead, it is sung in a very freewheeling tune.

And listening to it in modern times is a bit unbearable...

Several apprentices here were chatting, and Fa Hai rode the little green horse, and unknowingly came to the front.

Suddenly, a group of robbers came out from all around.

"Monk! This road was opened by me, and this tree was planted by me. If you want to live here, you can save money to buy roads!" A young robber sang.

Another interface said: "If you dare to say no, watch my white knife come in and red knife come out!"

Fahai got off his horse and corrected him: "Brother, don't you think your sentence doesn't fit in with this brother's previous sentence? It sounds awkward."

"It's a little bit. Wait, be scared! We're... robbing!" When the gangster got nervous, he would stutter.

Fahai also imitated the other party, "hitting... robbing."

The robber was so angry that his beard stood on end, "Monk! Be serious, robbery!"

"You monk, you really think we dare not kill you."

Fa Hai calmly said, "I'm a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, how dare you kill me?"

A group of thieves were quiet for a few breaths when they heard this, and then burst out laughing one after another, "Dongtu Datang! Could it be that you, monk, have lost your mind? Dongtu Datang has been here for [-] to [-] miles. Can Datang save you?"

"Hmph, I don't know how you got here. Your brain is a good thing. Don't you take it with you when you go out?"

"Monk, I advise you to be kind and cooperate with us honestly, don't think otherwise."

Fahai smiled and shook his head, "Did I say that I would ask for reinforcements from the Tang Dynasty? That's your self-righteous guess. The poor monk wants to say, I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and my Tang Dynasty is a land of abundance." , Money is everywhere, and you can pick it up by bending over.”

When everyone heard it, they all gasped.

What is this monk Nima going to do?

"I said monk, you don't see who we are."

"Look carefully, or you will die unjustly!"

Fahai said: "You all have hideous faces, could it be bandits?"

"Hmph! Now that you know we are robbers, are you still so calm?"

Fa Hai laughed again and said, "You are all bandits, so can't I be the leader of the bandits?"

As soon as this remark came out, the faces of the robbers present changed.

Could it be that this monk is really weird, not to mention that he is talking nonsense, his tone is extremely calm!
Faced with being surrounded by dozens of people, he didn't panic at all, but was very calm.

Fahai said, "I don't have the money."

As soon as this remark came out, dozens of bandit leaders were furious!
"Monk, dare you play with us."

Fa Hai waved his hand, "I have gold."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and their hearts became ecstatic one after another. Everyone's eyes showed fiery gazes.

"A monk from Tang Dynasty! Hurry up and take out the gold!"

Fa Hai laughed again, "But I don't have it on me."

The gangsters were furious!
"Damn it, are you looking for death, monk? Turn it over three times and four times to challenge our limits!"

"Monk, I said you are going to die today. Unless you really take out the gold, you won't have a piece of good meat all over your body! I'll tear you up and feed you to the dogs."

"Monk! Come down! Kill you."

Fa Hai persuaded: "Brothers, don't worry, just listen to me. I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Look at me, as an eminent monk, how could I carry such vulgar things with me? I can't let this kind of vulgar thing ruin my practice."

"I can't help it! This monk is playing tricks on us. Hack him to death!"

"Yes, hack him to death!"

Fa Hai waved his hands and said, "Everyone, listen to my sophistry... No, listen to me."

"Damn! It's all sophistry, what else to say! Hack him to death."

"kill!"

"Surround him, cut off the horse's feet first, and don't let him run away."

Fa Hai suddenly said loudly: "It's at my apprentice's place!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent again.

"This... seems to make sense."

"What should I do? Although this monk is long-winded, but what he said sounds good. It's said that monks don't lie, so maybe you can believe it."

"Bah! You still believe me! Look at his whole body, there is something that is valuable."

Fa Hai silently took out the Daluo golden bowl, "Everyone, please look at it, Zijin's."

Everyone saw that the big golden bowl was emitting purple and golden light in the sun, shining dazzlingly!

Judging from the appearance alone, it is absolutely extraordinary!

"Brother! This is really a treasure!"

"Brother, this monk is rich."

The eyes of the bandit leader's elder brother were all shining with golden light, staring at the big Luo Jinbo.

"This thing is valuable, but no one knows what it is in your country. When my disciples come, the gold will be on them."

The bandit leader said: "Okay! Just trust you once! Come here, and tie this monk up for me."

Fahai said: "That's unnecessary, the poor monk wants to help you, so just take the money."

"Brother, don't be afraid. This monk is alone. What are you afraid of him?"

"That's right, he wouldn't be able to deal with a woman, let alone us 36-year-old man."

When Fa Hai heard it, 36 people, licking... what is it?

The picture is too dirty, I dare not look at it.

This time, I only saw a monkey walking calmly from the opposite side.

There is also a burden on the back of the monkey, with the dog's tail grass in its mouth.

Pull it off, and said lightly: "What happened."

Fahai said: "By the way, these benefactors want gold. Have you brought them?"

Sun Houzi pulled the dog's tail grass, "That's not acceptable, the gold was all snatched from the hands of the Demon King."

When the bandit heard this, he immediately exploded!

Demon King!

Is this true or false?

To snatch gold from the demon king, no wonder this monk is so calm.

Fa Hai said innocently: "There is no other way, I want to save you. But my apprentice also wants to save you."

The bandit leader said angrily: "If you want to save us, pay us quickly."

Fa Hai shook his head and said, "This apprentice of mine can only be physicalized."

After finishing speaking, Sun Houzi picked up the machete on his shoulder and spit out, "You...you were very dragged just now! Don't even think about leaving."

A bloody battle is about to start here.

And over there, a familiar figure descended from the sky, "Second Brother, Master Bodhi Patriarch wants to see you."

(End of this chapter)