The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 288 How Does This Make Me Act According to the Script
Chapter 288 How Does This Make Me Act According to the Script
Fahai laughed, you know you asked Princess Iron Fan to be a sweetheart... If it was you, it should be fine.
Sun Houzi said bitterly: "Master, you still beat me up, my old grandson won't do such vile and embarrassing things."
Hong Hai'er was also full of question marks, why did Master lie to his mother.
"Master, why did you let my seventh uncle do this?"
Pig Peggy said: "Master, why don't you go? In terms of appearance, after me, the old pig, you are the most handsome."
Xiong Wuneng was also puzzled, "Master, with your temperament, you can completely change the atmosphere of the people and become popular with thousands of women. Why don't you go to a man like you."
Fahai pointed at Xiong Wuneng and said: "Don't think that you can help your senior brother escape this time by eating too much honey and being sweet. Although you are as good a teacher as you say, I am afraid that the iron Princess Shan will fall in love with me. Your senior brother is different. He is so ugly in people's eyes, but he looks very safe."
Sun Houzi looked at his master with those dead fish eyes.
Fahai comforted: "Don't worry, you are still the most handsome in the eyes of monkeys. I am not as handsome as you."
In the blink of an eye, he looked at Pig Peggy, who quickly avoided Fa Hai's gaze.
"You are also the most handsome in the eyes of sows. Don't worry, Master treats any apprentice fairly." Fa Hai looked at Xiong Wuneng again.
Xiong Wu Neng coughed dryly and said, "Master, let me get you some water."
What now?
Sun Houhou hesitated for a long time, "Master, I think..."
"Evil! Who created this flaming mountain?"
The red boy on the side also felt helpless.
"Master, how about this? I'll borrow a banana fan."
Fa Hai said: "No way. This banana fan must be borrowed, but your mother's matter also needs to be resolved. The matter that kills two birds with one stone...cough cough, it is necessary to be so timid about the matter that kills two birds with one stone! Red boy, you and Monkey go, so your mother will believe this is your father even more."
Damn it, I wouldn't have interrupted if I knew it earlier!
Now, even myself is caught.
After all, Sun Houzi finally agreed to comfort the Rakshasa girl.
The two uncles and nephews drove to the top of the cloud and flew towards the Cuiyun Mountain.
"Uncle Qi, let's do this...it's not good."
Sun Houzi gave Red Boy a blank look, "Your seventh uncle, do I want to come? Later your father will ask you, our brothers for many years will turn against each other! By the way, if your father smells it later, you have to explain it."
"Okay Uncle Qi, by the way, Uncle Qi, you can't do anything to my mother...that stuff."
"What, what? Are you Qishu and I that kind of monkey?"
Honghai'er wondered in his mind whether he was trying to cover up by always emphasizing that he was a monkey...
"Well, we're here." Red Boy reminded Sun Monkey.
Sun Houzi gave a dry cough and changed himself.
With a burst of white smoke, Monkey Sun immediately transformed into the Bull Demon King.
"When did my father ever wear this look?" Hong Hai'er complained.
"I can't help it either. This is not the outfit we used to make friends with brothers and drink wine more than 500 years ago."
Hong Hai'er had no choice but to do it for him too, so that he would look more presentable.
"father."
Unexpectedly, "Dad", Sun Houzi screamed goosebumps all over his body, "Didn't I say, don't call me like that."
"How can you get used to it if I don't have to scream a few more times?"
"That's right." The two practiced for a while before they dared to come to the door.
The maid was ecstatic to see that the Bull Demon King and the Red Boy had both returned!
"I'm looking forward to it, I'm finally back!"
This news spread to Cuiyun Cave, and the cave was boiling up and down.
"Your Majesty, the Great King and the Little King are back together."
Rakshasa suddenly stood up.
"Your Majesty..." Sister Fa looked at the radiant Rakshasa girl, and was dumbfounded.
Is this a one-second dressup?A second ago he was still alive, but in the blink of an eye, he changed his disguise! !
"What, is there a problem?" Rakshasa's slightly noble chin lifted slightly.
"Second hair, how am I compared to that vixen?"
Sister Fa laughed and said, "Of course there is no comparison."
"what!?"
"Your Majesty, look at my mouth! I mean how can that vixen compare with you. Compared with you, one with a single hair is no match." Sister Fa was cleaning and repairing Luocha Nu with a smile.
Rakshasa smiled and said: "Okay, don't talk later. This time the old cow comes back, I will treat him well! Let's see if he dares to go out and mess around with women!"
"Ma'am, I think..."
"What do you think?"
"The slave girl still doesn't say anything."
"Say it!" Rakshasa woman's tone was a little sharp.
"Okay... I don't think you should push too hard. This king still has you in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't come back, right?"
The implication is that if you pushed him so hard back then, your domineering attitude would have forced the Bull Demon King away.
The Rakshasa girl herself has a good background, so the princess disease in her bones has been difficult to get rid of.
Even being a mother is the same.
As the saying goes, behind every successful man, there is a virtuous woman.
Behind every cowardly man, there is a tigress.
Women, it's meaningless to push too hard.
"Understood, you go to prepare the food and drink, I want to have a good drink with the king."
Sister Fa was overjoyed, "Everything is ready. Everything will be ready when the little king comes back."
"Okay." Rakshasa took two steps, "I don't seem to have any problem."
"It's the same as it was 500 years ago."
"You are the only one who can talk." Rakshasa waved her hand, twisted her sexy water snake waist, and walked out of the cave hall.
As soon as he left the hall, he saw that familiar and burly figure, and couldn't help but feel throbbing in his heart.
This old cow has not been seen for many years, but his body is better than before.
You must know that when I left, I had a belly, and when I come back, I feel like I have eight-pack abs...
"You old cow, you are willing to come back!" The Rakshasa girl complained when she came up.
The old cow whose grandson changed from the monkey was squatting on the stool, and he couldn't change the monkey's habits.
When I heard Rakshasa's voice, I almost fell off the top.
"Husband... madam? I haven't seen you for a long time, how is it?" Sun Houzi hesitantly recited the lines he had just memorized in his heart.
"Okay, how are you? The young one is not at home. The old one is not at home. I am a lonely woman, how can I be good?"
Hong Hai'er looked at Sun Houzi who hesitated and couldn't say a word, and completely lost Sun Houzi's fearless style in times of danger.
Immediately stood up and said: "Mother, didn't I bring my father here to apologize to you. Don't blame my father."
The Rakshasa woman picked up the red boy, "It's still my son who can talk."
"Father, it's not right to cooperate with your mother."
"Accompany? How to accompany me?"
The Rakshasa girl raised an angry eyebrow and said, "My son, go and get a jar of Drunken Emperor for your mother. I have something to say to your father alone."
After saying that, the Rakshasa girl walked to the Bull Demon King who had been transformed by Sun Monkey, and used her delicate jade fingers to gently draw a circle on the old Bull's breastplate...
Sun Houzi complained in his heart, "How can I continue to act according to the script?"
(End of this chapter)
Fahai laughed, you know you asked Princess Iron Fan to be a sweetheart... If it was you, it should be fine.
Sun Houzi said bitterly: "Master, you still beat me up, my old grandson won't do such vile and embarrassing things."
Hong Hai'er was also full of question marks, why did Master lie to his mother.
"Master, why did you let my seventh uncle do this?"
Pig Peggy said: "Master, why don't you go? In terms of appearance, after me, the old pig, you are the most handsome."
Xiong Wuneng was also puzzled, "Master, with your temperament, you can completely change the atmosphere of the people and become popular with thousands of women. Why don't you go to a man like you."
Fahai pointed at Xiong Wuneng and said: "Don't think that you can help your senior brother escape this time by eating too much honey and being sweet. Although you are as good a teacher as you say, I am afraid that the iron Princess Shan will fall in love with me. Your senior brother is different. He is so ugly in people's eyes, but he looks very safe."
Sun Houzi looked at his master with those dead fish eyes.
Fahai comforted: "Don't worry, you are still the most handsome in the eyes of monkeys. I am not as handsome as you."
In the blink of an eye, he looked at Pig Peggy, who quickly avoided Fa Hai's gaze.
"You are also the most handsome in the eyes of sows. Don't worry, Master treats any apprentice fairly." Fa Hai looked at Xiong Wuneng again.
Xiong Wu Neng coughed dryly and said, "Master, let me get you some water."
What now?
Sun Houhou hesitated for a long time, "Master, I think..."
"Evil! Who created this flaming mountain?"
The red boy on the side also felt helpless.
"Master, how about this? I'll borrow a banana fan."
Fa Hai said: "No way. This banana fan must be borrowed, but your mother's matter also needs to be resolved. The matter that kills two birds with one stone...cough cough, it is necessary to be so timid about the matter that kills two birds with one stone! Red boy, you and Monkey go, so your mother will believe this is your father even more."
Damn it, I wouldn't have interrupted if I knew it earlier!
Now, even myself is caught.
After all, Sun Houzi finally agreed to comfort the Rakshasa girl.
The two uncles and nephews drove to the top of the cloud and flew towards the Cuiyun Mountain.
"Uncle Qi, let's do this...it's not good."
Sun Houzi gave Red Boy a blank look, "Your seventh uncle, do I want to come? Later your father will ask you, our brothers for many years will turn against each other! By the way, if your father smells it later, you have to explain it."
"Okay Uncle Qi, by the way, Uncle Qi, you can't do anything to my mother...that stuff."
"What, what? Are you Qishu and I that kind of monkey?"
Honghai'er wondered in his mind whether he was trying to cover up by always emphasizing that he was a monkey...
"Well, we're here." Red Boy reminded Sun Monkey.
Sun Houzi gave a dry cough and changed himself.
With a burst of white smoke, Monkey Sun immediately transformed into the Bull Demon King.
"When did my father ever wear this look?" Hong Hai'er complained.
"I can't help it either. This is not the outfit we used to make friends with brothers and drink wine more than 500 years ago."
Hong Hai'er had no choice but to do it for him too, so that he would look more presentable.
"father."
Unexpectedly, "Dad", Sun Houzi screamed goosebumps all over his body, "Didn't I say, don't call me like that."
"How can you get used to it if I don't have to scream a few more times?"
"That's right." The two practiced for a while before they dared to come to the door.
The maid was ecstatic to see that the Bull Demon King and the Red Boy had both returned!
"I'm looking forward to it, I'm finally back!"
This news spread to Cuiyun Cave, and the cave was boiling up and down.
"Your Majesty, the Great King and the Little King are back together."
Rakshasa suddenly stood up.
"Your Majesty..." Sister Fa looked at the radiant Rakshasa girl, and was dumbfounded.
Is this a one-second dressup?A second ago he was still alive, but in the blink of an eye, he changed his disguise! !
"What, is there a problem?" Rakshasa's slightly noble chin lifted slightly.
"Second hair, how am I compared to that vixen?"
Sister Fa laughed and said, "Of course there is no comparison."
"what!?"
"Your Majesty, look at my mouth! I mean how can that vixen compare with you. Compared with you, one with a single hair is no match." Sister Fa was cleaning and repairing Luocha Nu with a smile.
Rakshasa smiled and said: "Okay, don't talk later. This time the old cow comes back, I will treat him well! Let's see if he dares to go out and mess around with women!"
"Ma'am, I think..."
"What do you think?"
"The slave girl still doesn't say anything."
"Say it!" Rakshasa woman's tone was a little sharp.
"Okay... I don't think you should push too hard. This king still has you in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't come back, right?"
The implication is that if you pushed him so hard back then, your domineering attitude would have forced the Bull Demon King away.
The Rakshasa girl herself has a good background, so the princess disease in her bones has been difficult to get rid of.
Even being a mother is the same.
As the saying goes, behind every successful man, there is a virtuous woman.
Behind every cowardly man, there is a tigress.
Women, it's meaningless to push too hard.
"Understood, you go to prepare the food and drink, I want to have a good drink with the king."
Sister Fa was overjoyed, "Everything is ready. Everything will be ready when the little king comes back."
"Okay." Rakshasa took two steps, "I don't seem to have any problem."
"It's the same as it was 500 years ago."
"You are the only one who can talk." Rakshasa waved her hand, twisted her sexy water snake waist, and walked out of the cave hall.
As soon as he left the hall, he saw that familiar and burly figure, and couldn't help but feel throbbing in his heart.
This old cow has not been seen for many years, but his body is better than before.
You must know that when I left, I had a belly, and when I come back, I feel like I have eight-pack abs...
"You old cow, you are willing to come back!" The Rakshasa girl complained when she came up.
The old cow whose grandson changed from the monkey was squatting on the stool, and he couldn't change the monkey's habits.
When I heard Rakshasa's voice, I almost fell off the top.
"Husband... madam? I haven't seen you for a long time, how is it?" Sun Houzi hesitantly recited the lines he had just memorized in his heart.
"Okay, how are you? The young one is not at home. The old one is not at home. I am a lonely woman, how can I be good?"
Hong Hai'er looked at Sun Houzi who hesitated and couldn't say a word, and completely lost Sun Houzi's fearless style in times of danger.
Immediately stood up and said: "Mother, didn't I bring my father here to apologize to you. Don't blame my father."
The Rakshasa woman picked up the red boy, "It's still my son who can talk."
"Father, it's not right to cooperate with your mother."
"Accompany? How to accompany me?"
The Rakshasa girl raised an angry eyebrow and said, "My son, go and get a jar of Drunken Emperor for your mother. I have something to say to your father alone."
After saying that, the Rakshasa girl walked to the Bull Demon King who had been transformed by Sun Monkey, and used her delicate jade fingers to gently draw a circle on the old Bull's breastplate...
Sun Houzi complained in his heart, "How can I continue to act according to the script?"
(End of this chapter)
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