The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 322 It's Not Saved
Chapter 322 It's Not Saved
Talking about Zhu Ziguo, Fahai became thoughtful.
"Master recognizes the king of Zhuzi Kingdom?"
Fa Hai shook his head, "I don't recognize him as a teacher, and he doesn't recognize me as a teacher. But I do know that the king of Zhuzi Kingdom is a scumbag."
The four masters and disciples are quite clear about the scumbag.
After all, I have been with Fahai for a long time, and I have been fascinated by his "hometown dialect", and I understand the meaning of some new words.
For example, what kind of spare tire, hanging silk, scumbag, yingying...
Everyone suddenly became curious, and Zhu Peiqi smiled and said: "Master, you are so clear, this matter has nothing to do with you."
"What did you just say?" With a bang punch, Peggy Pig has disappeared.
Sun Houzi looked at his younger brother who had turned into a star, and sighed secretly, "It's been so long, and I still can't control my mouth. It's time!"
Xiong Wuneng said: "Master, you seem to be very clear about what we said. You haven't seen this person, so it's not right to listen to other people's words."
Fahai said: "Then let's wait and see."
After finishing speaking, the master and apprentice approached Zhu Ziguo.
In Journey to the West, the king of Zhuzi Kingdom is a kind of love. The reason is that because his wife was taken away by monsters, he missed him so much that he became ill, and then he posted an imperial list to ask for immortal prescriptions to cure his illness.
Fahai people entered, and the people of the Zhuzi Kingdom ran towards the city gate.
Fa Hai pointed to the direction where the people were running, and said, "Guess why these people are running together."
Sun Houzi couldn't see what was going on in front of him even with his golden eyes. He only saw heads blocking the front, but he didn't know why they were concentrated.
"Master, you seem to know from your tone of voice." Sun Houzi was also full of disbelief, but it seemed that the other party could understand the reason every time.
Furthermore, this kind of situation is often the beginning of entering a big country, or encountering disaster, and you must guess right.
Fa Hai said: "Everyone must be looking at the imperial list."
"It's nothing unusual. In fact, if I think about it a little more, I can say it. It can bring together the people of the whole city, except for performing arts in the Jianghu. It's the announcement of the imperial list. This is probably the case all the way." Piggy wrapped The one was like a mummy, showing a long mouth, spit out inarticulately.
"Oh? How about a bet, Peggy."
"Bet...what are you betting on?" Pig Peggy's heart suddenly jumped, and there was an ominous omen.
"Master, I want to eat pig ears recently. If you lose, give me one. I want you to cook it yourself, five-spice braised meat."
Zhu Peiqi felt chills all over her body when she heard this, and the master finally attacked herself.
He laughed dryly and said coldly, "I think it's better to forget it. It's not filial to bet with you that the apprentice wins the master. The master wins me, which hurts peace. Refuse to bet, start with me."
Fa Hai slapped it down, "Stop!"
Pig Peggy's pig's head was buried in the soil with a bang.
Fahai continued: "The king of the Zhuzi Kingdom must be seriously ill, and he is currently collecting prescriptions! If he can be cured, half of the country will be given as a gift."
Xiong Wuneng was surprised and said: "It's a great king to be able to hand over half of the country."
Fa Hai pointed at Xiong Wuneng, "Remember what you said."
One after another, they turned to Sun Houzi and said, "Go to reveal the imperial list, and stamp our customs clearance documents by the way."
"Good master." Sun Houzi gloated at Peggy Pig.
In the blink of an eye, Sun Houzi came to Fahai with the imperial list.
"Master, look."
Xiong Wuneng read it again, and it was true.
That pig Peggy rejoiced secretly, "Fortunately, I didn't make a bet, otherwise my ears would not only have to be cut, but also braised and cut by myself."
Think of a true horror story...
Piggy quickly flattered, "Master, you are amazing!"
"You just know?" Fahai said cheerfully.
"I knew it a long time ago, but everyone always talks, how embarrassing you are."
Fa Hai felt the same way when he heard it. Although he understood the plot, the three apprentices had long been used to this kind of pretense, and they were too lazy to talk to each other.
"You idiot is really not stupid." Fahai smiled.
Pig Peggy just smiled, and Xiong Wuneng said to Sun Houzi in a low voice: "Look, senior brother, this third child looks stupid, but I think I'm far behind for what I said just now."
Sun Houzi also nodded secretly, "Master once said that this pig head is not stupid, and he is even a guy who hides deeply. Because this guy even lied to himself~"
"Senior brother is very reasonable."
Everyone entered the palace.
Because of the ugliness of the three apprentices, they all entered in disguise.
The king's personal eunuch said: "Who is here? Where did you practice medicine in the past, and now if you return without success after revealing the list, you know it is a serious crime!"
Fa Haidao: "The poor monk came from the East to the Tang Dynasty and went to the West to learn the Buddhist scriptures. He brought the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty Li Shimin back to life. Therefore, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and I became sworn brothers. Come here today, and take a pass. Ultimatum, by the way, heal your king.”
"A monk from the Tang Dynasty? Heal the disease by the way?" The old eunuch only felt that the other party's background was unusual, and the identity of the Tang Emperor's brother-in-law was enough to take seriously.
"That's right, your king's condition is also a minor problem, so of course it's a treatment." Fa Hai said calmly.
"Monk, please open your mouth. There are more than a dozen imperial doctors in front of you. They are all Zhu Ziguo's one out of ten thousand. They are helpless. You are not a doctor, so you dare to boast about Haikou."
Fahai chuckled, "Even if I can't cure it, what are you going to do to me?"
The old eunuch pointed at Fa Hai, trembling with anger, "You..."
"I am the emperor's younger brother."
"Hmph, even the emperor's younger brother cannot but respect me, the king of the Zhuzi Kingdom! Although the Tang Dynasty is vast and rich in resources and has strong soldiers and horses, this is the border of the Zhuzi Kingdom, and it is 10,000+ miles away from your Tang Dynasty. How can you be presumptuous?"
Fa Hai smiled and said, "You are just a eunuch, so you are so arrogant. Is it the king's intention or your own doing to be so arrogant? Are you not afraid that your remarks will cause a war between the two countries?"
The old eunuch's face was gloomy. To be honest, he was really afraid of the other party's identity as the emperor's younger brother.
Especially the opponent's attitude of not showing weakness, quite strong!
What if the Tang Dynasty is really angry, Zhu Ziguo will suffer...
He didn't have much time to breathe, so he made up his mind and broke out in a cold sweat.
Fahai walked up to the old eunuch, "Please sir lead the way, the king's condition is very important."
The old eunuch smiled wryly, "This way please."
There is no such arrogant attitude as before, and he can't wait to praise Fahai as an emperor.
Fahai was separated by a pearl curtain, and there was a soft moaning voice, as if he was in pain.
Fahai nodded and said, "I know what the problem is."
The eyes of the king and the old eunuch in that room lit up at the same time.
"What good prescription does the holy monk have?"
Fa Hai said lightly: "It's hopeless, just wait for death."
(End of this chapter)
Talking about Zhu Ziguo, Fahai became thoughtful.
"Master recognizes the king of Zhuzi Kingdom?"
Fa Hai shook his head, "I don't recognize him as a teacher, and he doesn't recognize me as a teacher. But I do know that the king of Zhuzi Kingdom is a scumbag."
The four masters and disciples are quite clear about the scumbag.
After all, I have been with Fahai for a long time, and I have been fascinated by his "hometown dialect", and I understand the meaning of some new words.
For example, what kind of spare tire, hanging silk, scumbag, yingying...
Everyone suddenly became curious, and Zhu Peiqi smiled and said: "Master, you are so clear, this matter has nothing to do with you."
"What did you just say?" With a bang punch, Peggy Pig has disappeared.
Sun Houzi looked at his younger brother who had turned into a star, and sighed secretly, "It's been so long, and I still can't control my mouth. It's time!"
Xiong Wuneng said: "Master, you seem to be very clear about what we said. You haven't seen this person, so it's not right to listen to other people's words."
Fahai said: "Then let's wait and see."
After finishing speaking, the master and apprentice approached Zhu Ziguo.
In Journey to the West, the king of Zhuzi Kingdom is a kind of love. The reason is that because his wife was taken away by monsters, he missed him so much that he became ill, and then he posted an imperial list to ask for immortal prescriptions to cure his illness.
Fahai people entered, and the people of the Zhuzi Kingdom ran towards the city gate.
Fa Hai pointed to the direction where the people were running, and said, "Guess why these people are running together."
Sun Houzi couldn't see what was going on in front of him even with his golden eyes. He only saw heads blocking the front, but he didn't know why they were concentrated.
"Master, you seem to know from your tone of voice." Sun Houzi was also full of disbelief, but it seemed that the other party could understand the reason every time.
Furthermore, this kind of situation is often the beginning of entering a big country, or encountering disaster, and you must guess right.
Fa Hai said: "Everyone must be looking at the imperial list."
"It's nothing unusual. In fact, if I think about it a little more, I can say it. It can bring together the people of the whole city, except for performing arts in the Jianghu. It's the announcement of the imperial list. This is probably the case all the way." Piggy wrapped The one was like a mummy, showing a long mouth, spit out inarticulately.
"Oh? How about a bet, Peggy."
"Bet...what are you betting on?" Pig Peggy's heart suddenly jumped, and there was an ominous omen.
"Master, I want to eat pig ears recently. If you lose, give me one. I want you to cook it yourself, five-spice braised meat."
Zhu Peiqi felt chills all over her body when she heard this, and the master finally attacked herself.
He laughed dryly and said coldly, "I think it's better to forget it. It's not filial to bet with you that the apprentice wins the master. The master wins me, which hurts peace. Refuse to bet, start with me."
Fa Hai slapped it down, "Stop!"
Pig Peggy's pig's head was buried in the soil with a bang.
Fahai continued: "The king of the Zhuzi Kingdom must be seriously ill, and he is currently collecting prescriptions! If he can be cured, half of the country will be given as a gift."
Xiong Wuneng was surprised and said: "It's a great king to be able to hand over half of the country."
Fa Hai pointed at Xiong Wuneng, "Remember what you said."
One after another, they turned to Sun Houzi and said, "Go to reveal the imperial list, and stamp our customs clearance documents by the way."
"Good master." Sun Houzi gloated at Peggy Pig.
In the blink of an eye, Sun Houzi came to Fahai with the imperial list.
"Master, look."
Xiong Wuneng read it again, and it was true.
That pig Peggy rejoiced secretly, "Fortunately, I didn't make a bet, otherwise my ears would not only have to be cut, but also braised and cut by myself."
Think of a true horror story...
Piggy quickly flattered, "Master, you are amazing!"
"You just know?" Fahai said cheerfully.
"I knew it a long time ago, but everyone always talks, how embarrassing you are."
Fa Hai felt the same way when he heard it. Although he understood the plot, the three apprentices had long been used to this kind of pretense, and they were too lazy to talk to each other.
"You idiot is really not stupid." Fahai smiled.
Pig Peggy just smiled, and Xiong Wuneng said to Sun Houzi in a low voice: "Look, senior brother, this third child looks stupid, but I think I'm far behind for what I said just now."
Sun Houzi also nodded secretly, "Master once said that this pig head is not stupid, and he is even a guy who hides deeply. Because this guy even lied to himself~"
"Senior brother is very reasonable."
Everyone entered the palace.
Because of the ugliness of the three apprentices, they all entered in disguise.
The king's personal eunuch said: "Who is here? Where did you practice medicine in the past, and now if you return without success after revealing the list, you know it is a serious crime!"
Fa Haidao: "The poor monk came from the East to the Tang Dynasty and went to the West to learn the Buddhist scriptures. He brought the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty Li Shimin back to life. Therefore, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and I became sworn brothers. Come here today, and take a pass. Ultimatum, by the way, heal your king.”
"A monk from the Tang Dynasty? Heal the disease by the way?" The old eunuch only felt that the other party's background was unusual, and the identity of the Tang Emperor's brother-in-law was enough to take seriously.
"That's right, your king's condition is also a minor problem, so of course it's a treatment." Fa Hai said calmly.
"Monk, please open your mouth. There are more than a dozen imperial doctors in front of you. They are all Zhu Ziguo's one out of ten thousand. They are helpless. You are not a doctor, so you dare to boast about Haikou."
Fahai chuckled, "Even if I can't cure it, what are you going to do to me?"
The old eunuch pointed at Fa Hai, trembling with anger, "You..."
"I am the emperor's younger brother."
"Hmph, even the emperor's younger brother cannot but respect me, the king of the Zhuzi Kingdom! Although the Tang Dynasty is vast and rich in resources and has strong soldiers and horses, this is the border of the Zhuzi Kingdom, and it is 10,000+ miles away from your Tang Dynasty. How can you be presumptuous?"
Fa Hai smiled and said, "You are just a eunuch, so you are so arrogant. Is it the king's intention or your own doing to be so arrogant? Are you not afraid that your remarks will cause a war between the two countries?"
The old eunuch's face was gloomy. To be honest, he was really afraid of the other party's identity as the emperor's younger brother.
Especially the opponent's attitude of not showing weakness, quite strong!
What if the Tang Dynasty is really angry, Zhu Ziguo will suffer...
He didn't have much time to breathe, so he made up his mind and broke out in a cold sweat.
Fahai walked up to the old eunuch, "Please sir lead the way, the king's condition is very important."
The old eunuch smiled wryly, "This way please."
There is no such arrogant attitude as before, and he can't wait to praise Fahai as an emperor.
Fahai was separated by a pearl curtain, and there was a soft moaning voice, as if he was in pain.
Fahai nodded and said, "I know what the problem is."
The eyes of the king and the old eunuch in that room lit up at the same time.
"What good prescription does the holy monk have?"
Fa Hai said lightly: "It's hopeless, just wait for death."
(End of this chapter)
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